Civil Service (3)

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The useless shower of incompetent soft skinned cunts that make up the Civil Service.

We know that they are fucking useless, witness the shambles that is the Home Office. There seems to be no measurement of their effectiveness. They timeserve, retire early on huge pensions and senior members get knighthoods regardless of competence.
All paid for by us.

As soon as someone comes along who expects them to perform we get accusations of bullying. Hurt feelings. Fucking trauma.
So we get an inquiry which seems to find that Dominic Raab was a demanding boss. I have had a few of those and benefitted from it. But that was industry where performance actually mattered. Not tax payer funded to take the piss.

A summary of the report is attached. You can bet your bollocks that no fucker who contributed to it has ever had a proper job

Nominated by Cuntstable Cuntbubble with a second helping from Chuff Chugger below.

I second this cunting.

I suspected thats these accusations of bullying by raab where to me nothing more than a boss or manager expecting you to do the job well that your were being paid very well for.

I said to my wife when these accusations came out, that the bullying will be nothing more than hurty words and occasional raised voices with the odd expletive thrown in….and i wasnt wrong.

When we have a situation in this country whereby a manager cannot ask when an employee was late turning up for work, for fear of that employee going to HR stating that the very question has caussed stress and trauma, then we have got to the point where it is impossible to ‘manage’ any employee…..and thats why most of those sub 45 year old employees are pampered useless cunts and businesses are suffering as a result.

When i started work as an apprentice many years ago….there were initiations, and humiliations…even my mamager one day lead me by the ear to an area of the warehouse where i had fucked up……but i learnt from that and made me a stoic member of society who doesnt expect anything from any one and who certainly doesnt suffer fools gladly.

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49 thoughts on “Civil Service (3)”

  1. I have no patriotism
    I have no loyalty
    I can’t take a joke
    I can’t hear another point of view without crying
    What am I?

    I’m a civil serpent.

      • there’s one lives next to my friend, hasn’t been near her office for about 3 years. “works” form home – the cow even had the cheek to come out an complain that “she ws in a meeting” when we were trying to tune up my mate’s Honda 250 enduro. Needless to say, she got a pleasant response form us – fuck that Honda was noisy.

  3. Let’s face it, most of the cunts working in the Civil Service are lazy, arse stratching bastards who shamble downstairs in their carpet slippers for “a coffee” and their copy of the “Guardian” and they dream of the day when they can suck the cock of Kweer Charmer.

    Whatever they think, nobody who gets to high political office is not going to be cuddly, they are hardly likely to behave like Ant & Dec.

    I daresay the little bastards all got tread like Dresden china at “uni” and think everybody will go easy on them.

    A couple of years in the RN or the Army or RAF might toughen them up a bit.

  4. This whole mess clearly shines a spotlight on the army of Guardian readers who make up the machinery of government administration.

    Anti Brexit,pro EU,pro immigration soppy blubbering windbag cunts.

    Impartial?

    What a complete load of shit.

    They’d fit right in at the BBC,which is the mark of the fifth columnist.

    Oven.

  5. Was thinking the same as you yesterday

    Actually felt sorry for Raab believe it or not

    My first job in the City after the Marines was working under, albeit right at the bottom , an industry heavyweight who was known throughout the City as being an absolute cunt.

    There were days when I felt repeating CTCRM would have been more fun but I was hardly likely to report him and or go off with stress .

    You live and you learn from experience good and bad. The one thing this guy had was that he was fucking brilliant and I learnt more from him than anyone in my industry EVER. Yeah I had to
    suffer him calling me a cunt occasionally but so fucking what

    Raab probably asked them to come into the office a couple of times a week , sent them over the edge the lazy cunts

    • Elon Musk had the right idea with the Stay-at-home “workers”: Return to the offuce ot Resignation Accepted.

      These powder-púff civil servants need the same treatment.

  6. Wasn’t John Bercow hauled over the coals for bullying civil servants? Christ, how soft must you be to allow that little runt to push you around? If he tries bullying you just remind the little cunt that his dirty slapper of a wife has probably got another bloke’s cock in her mouth at that very moment. That would shut him up.

    Then lump the little cunt.

      • Hi CuntyMort

        I am not sure the little cunt had any gonads, hence his wife playing away.

        Why am I whistling Colonel Bogey whilst I am typing this?

  7. It used to be called the Personnel Department.
    Now it’s HR.

    It’s just as well that I am not in charge of it.

    If some cunt came along to me thinking that he could get his boss in trouble and gain some sympathy, I would make it quite clear that we are a business and we have no time for anyone’s sensitivities.

    I would tell the wimp to grow a pair of bollocks and to give as good as he gets.

    A boss has every right to criticise someone’s work when justified.

    They are also allowed the occasion rant.
    Everyone has a bad day once in a while and they may say things that are a bit out of order.

    I would tell the cunt that was complaining that if his boss insults him as a person rather than the quality of his work then he will be within his rights to give him a punch in the face.

    The sign on my door would say….
    HR Department…. Fuck off and stand up for yourself you cunts.

    • And if you can’t stand a bit of constructive criticism – fuck off and get another job …
      And if you can’t stand the occasional bit of destructive criticism – fuck off and get another job.

  8. I had a new boss give me a hard time on day one.
    He handed me a five pound note and said, “Go down to the builders merchants and get two skirting board ladders and two glass hammers.”

    I stared straight at him and said, “You must think I’m some sort of a cunt, that’s gonna cost way more than a fiver.”

  9. “The Men from the Ministry” has been a piss-take on radio since the 60s, until Monty Python finished them off for what they are, with their silly walks.

    • I imagine Mr Raab would be a bit like Sir Gregory Pitkin. At least Dominic Raab doesn’t seem to have involved Miss Bentwater of the typing pool.

      Edward Taylor, who wrote, devised and produced the show is still with us at 92 though long retired of course. Happy days.

  10. Agree with all comments thus far total workshy ex public school wankers. In fact they give wankers a bad name.

  11. They are just treading water waiting for Labour in 2024, ‘making Brexit work’, what will come first, alignment, customs union, single market. We will be back in by 2030 after a ‘people’s vote’
    That’s assuming there will be any country left after mass immigration and huge debt.

    The civil service are cunts and the sooner AI take all their jobs the better…..

    Computer says No

    • The world is a sadder place without him. We went to see him at the London Palladium about 30 years ago and fell of our seats laughing so much.

    • Dominic Raab gave me a wedgie and took my dinner money .

      Classic bully .

      And he pulled Ron knees hair too.

      I’m glad he’s been sacked
      No place for bullying in the world of politics .
      Don’t see why they can’t all have a nice hug and get along.

      • It reminds me when I went through military drills for state of emergency and you cannot shoot at people if they don’t comply until they actually throw a petrol bomb at you. By that time it’s pretty much too late you’re on fire.

    • I’ve just started reading his autobiography. I know how it ends.

      One of the true greats.

      • RIP Sir Leslie Colin Patterson. A real great.
        The Bangkok “Rub & Tug” establishments will no doubt hold a minutes silence for the former Chairman of the Australian Cheese Board and the Fillum & Yartz industries.
        As a former Cultural Attaché to the Court of St James I wonder if he had an invite to the Coronation?

      • I always remember as cultural attache, Sir Les told us: “We have culture in Ausrralia, ladies and gentlemen. We have culture up to our arseholes – oh, I’m sorry ladies – I’m a bit full. I’m as full as a bulls bum, I’m as full as a Catholic school”

      • “The problem in Australia is the pooftah element……the “Poofia” as I call them” – Sir Les Patterson

      • Always leaves me in tears.
        The work of a comic genius that wouldn’t stand a snowball’s chance in Hell of being screened today.

      • Sir Les talking about artsy types getting favourable treatment “must have had a dick like a baby’s arm”.

        Genius. RIP.

  15. Which takes priority?
    The sensitivities of agenda driven snowflake civil servants who can’t be managed without crying?
    Or, the interests of the UK in having effective government through capable, driven, democratically appointed ministers?
    It seems that the former takes priority, much to the detriment of the UK.

    Raab should never have commissioned the report into his conduct. He rightly expected results from our useless civil service. I hope he returns when the hubbub dies down and continues to “aggressively” flick cherry tomatoes in the bin and look at civil servants “in a funny way”. In the meantime the civil service has claimed yet another scalp.

    It now turns out that one of the civil servants who complained of Raab’s bullying was none other than Her Majesty’s ambassador to Spain. He was about to allow Spanish troops to garrison on Gibraltar (in other words, cede British territory and damage British interests like most civil servants). Raab quite rightly blew his top.

    Who governs Britain? Not our democratically elected politicians, that’s for sure.

    • Gibraltar may just be a rock populated by monkeys,
      But so is Tower Hamlets.

      It’s sovereign British territory.

      They were going to allow lisping Spaniards to just waltz right in and set up barracks?!!

      Fuck that.

      • Why not? Our whole country is at the moment being given over to third world vermin.

        I would rather have the monkeys from Gibraltar.
        At least they can make a decent cup of tea..

  16. When will the public sector embrace the can do attitude of the private sector?
    How many strikes are there in the private sector compared with the public sector?

  17. My memory of Barry was the sketch where he’s changing into clean underpants, when knowing he was about to be knocked down by a lorry.

  18. I had the misfortune to be meeting someone at Vauxhall a few years back. I watched the assorted dross coming out of the MI6 building – most of them joe dakis and schwartzers – unbelievable.

  19. Braverman will be next on their list. They fucking hate her with a passion. Being an effnick won’t save her, she’s a traitor in their eyes.

  20. Raab is a cunt for resigning, he should have stuck it out, stuck the boot in further, get sacked then go public about the spineless woofters in the wretched Civil Service.
    That would have raised his profile encouragingly as opposed to scuttling off quietly like the same spineless woofters he excoriated.
    Bunch of lazy arse, tax funded wokeist traitors deserve a proper dictatorship.

  22. I can relate to this cunting 100%. I was in CS for 13 years (US DOD). Had to leave for the sake of my very soul. It should be illegal for CS cunts to unionize too.
    I worked at the Corpus Christi Army Depot called CCAD. Our nickname for it was Corpus Christi Adult Daycare. Whenever I run into someone who still works there they have nothing to say that makes me regret leaving. In fact I can see envy in their eyes.

  23. If you’re tasked to enact a 180deg shift in a failing and dysfunctional gov’t dept you don’t go in like Ned fucking Flanders when what’s needed is a voluble, comprehensive, wide ranging, good ol’ fashioned “round of fucks”. Cunts wouldn’t last half a day on a building site and they’d be kicking their tin through the site gates.

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