K-Pop – South Korean “Music”

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Flashback to 1964 or 65. I’m watching ‘Top of the Pops’ on the goggle box, and the Stones are playing, with Mick doing his mince about dance routine. In walks grandad; it’s a red rag to a bull, and off he goes.

‘What the bloody hell does he look like, bloody ‘tater mouth. Needs a wash and a sodding haircut, the big girl. What a bleedin’ racket. Sounds like a cat howling on the back wall, that does. Wouldn’t pay ’em in leather washers. They should bring back national service etc’.

Back to the present, and earlier this afternoon, I was dragooned by my fourteen-year-old granddaughter into watching some ‘K-pop’. For the uninitiated, this is contemporary South Korean popular music, and she’s utterly obsessed with it.

So she pleaded with me to sit down and watch all her favourites with her, and of course being the world’s greatest grandad, I endured with a big smile for her sake. ‘Aren’t they great?’ she enthused, as I suffered a succession of migraine-inducing fast-cut videos of identikit clones jumping about like ferrets with St Vitus Dance, all to a cacophony of unintelligible babble. Here’s a little sample for you to ‘enjoy’;

K-Pop You Tube

After she’d gone home, I launched into it with the wife. ‘Jesus what a racket. They all look the same, they all sound the same, those videos give me a right headache’ and so on and so forth. Of course, I walked right into it, and she couldn’t resist landing the sucker punch, saying with great glee ‘you’ve turned into your grandad!’.

Oh well. I suppose there’s worse ways to spend an hour than watching some Korean fanny shaking some tight little ass about. It could have been some cunt like Ed Sheeran that she wanted to watch. Anyway, I’m now going to sooth my soul with a glass of wine and some Chris Rea . That’s the way to do it.

Add this link to the bottom for no other reason than it’s one of my favourites among many from Chris, who’s survived all manner of trauma in his life, and still rocks it with the best;

Chris Rea – You Tube

This was a bloody amazing concert, so I hope you’ll let me share.

Nominated by: Ron Knee

 

45 thoughts on “K-Pop – South Korean “Music””

  1. It could be worse, imagine that human walrus sam smith gyrating about in all those costumes.

    Turn the sound down and close your eyes and it could be chris rea..

  2. I’m sure the ISAC horn section will enjoy the header picture l

  3. Good Morning

    What a bloody racket, but that video will keep me in wanks for the next 6 months.

  4. Speed read the nom and clicked on the link expecting to see some ” Korean fanny with tight little arses “, but all I see is some wrinkly old cunt.
    Disappointed.

    • Er Hugh, it’s the little blue bit in the middle that says ‘K-pop YouTube’…

      Yeah go on I know you’re only having a larf.

  7. You are on the road to hell. Ron.

    The present music takes me back to my childhood – bland, anodyne and very samey. Pre 1963 when the BBC decided what was ‘light’ music. If there is any original talent out there I long ago gave up looking. My USB has 60 years of great music. Fuck the sub X Factor shite.

  8. Britain has got Sam Smith and Korea has got countless K-Pop birds….I know which ones I’d prefer…

    • I always thought that Sammy boy looks rather fetching in a g-string and nipple tassels…

  10. Example 1/ Saint Vitus Dance CACK. Example 2/ Induced Coma CACK. Had to replace it with Mahler to bring me back to my senses.

  12. Yep, I would, any in the header.

    Ron, you are a true hero, one hour of K-Pop and not allowed to lech 😂

  14. I don’t find Minky’s pleasing to the jap-eye, the do nothing for me.

    K-Kunt more like.

  15. Korea.

    Land of the hotdog with real dog in it.

    The wimmin do look fit however.

    Their music is utterly inconsequential.

  16. Always regretted not having a chance with a Korean/Japanese girl.
    It looks like the perfect wanking material if I was 20-30 years younger.
    And can’t be any worse than some of the shit that Heart Radio pumps out and I have to endure every day as the Mrs has it on.

  18. I have two questions for each of those k pop tarts.

    1. Do you take it up the shitter?

    2. How much does that cost?

  19. It’s a bit like Japan, takeover of their culture by an invading medieval religion/ race is not allowed.

    Their governments look after their own people first and foremost, not welcoming and encouraging all the world’s dross to wash up….🔥

  22. I don’t think you can compare today’s finely crafted, manufactured bubble gum pap with Mick fucking Jagger. The Stones are still around sixty years later and will still be being played sixty years from now. Your granddaughter loves this Korean shite because it is designed for her and the world she is growing up in. They design the “project” first and then hire the pretty people to play the parts. An ugly fucker like Jagger wouldn’t have a hope in today’s world.

  23. K-pop and J-pop are as authentically East Asian as comic books (sorry Manga fans) and blonde hair. It’s American bollocks repackaged, right down to the chick wearing the jacket with the NASA badge and pointy-bollocked robots that turn into F-15s.

    This is what a lot of these Weeaboo cunts don’t get; They’re not fetishising Japan or South Korea, they’re fetishising protectorates of America. Give kudos to the Nips though, they’re selling our dogshit back to us and telling us it’s fresh.

    BTS and their accompanying McDonalds meal. Film yurself eating it on Tik Tok.

    Clueless Zoomer cunts.

    in my day it was BSE.

  26. Yep it can hardly even be called music they don’t sing in english. It just a bunch of stupid dance routines while looking cute and sexy Slitty Eyed Spice Girls

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