https://www.aol.co.uk/eddie-izzard-chooses-suzy-another-170014606.html
Yet another cunting for this “hey look at me” effeminate bender who has decided to add the name “Suzy” to his crazy persona:
He still seems to be hankering after a job as a Labour MP and soft as shit (closet tranny?) Starmer will no doubt welcome him with open legs.
This poof sums up all that is wrong with this country. He should be in a mental hospital, not in a constituency.
Nominated by W.C. Boggs.
My brain is looking for something erudite and considered but sadly all it can find is “what an absolute cunt”
29
Good enough for me, Cunt
7
Is that the new match of the day presenter.. ticks alot of boxes
25
Who knows? Lineker has now been suspended, so there’s an opening. And Ian Wright is boycotting Match of the Day in support of Lineker. I suspect their viewing figures will go through the roof.
16
Oh no where will I be able to watch highlights 5 hours after the event.
Hosted by a smug cunt trumpet, and assorted spoons and lezza’s.
19
Almost a perfect fit👍
5
Standing down Mr Linecunt, which will mean on full pay. Cunts (BBC), I digress Suzy Lizard should be in a nut hose Mr Boggs an unbelievable Cunt; nearly as big as the twats that pander to him. Good cunting.
12
Shoot it, at dawn.
Followed up by a full English 🏴
The perfect start to a brand new day.
26
I don’t like mushrooms, can I have beans instead?
4
He/she/it strikes me as someone stranded at third base and can’t summon the urge to get them cut off. Just fucking do it. You’ll still be an unfunny cunt in Starmers government of freaks.
15
The credit at the bottom of the picture should be:
contactabortion.com
19
Too late, General. Looks like they accidentally chucked the terminated foetus in the leftovers bin and kept the placenta.
12
More like a product of pound-shop genetic engineering.
10
Eddie wasn’t born, they just scraped a pile off his mother’s arse and it grew into what he is now.
16
You are right Paul, it is too late to prevent this mistake of nature.
But as a warning to future generations this human travesty is the Poster Child for unrestricted, abortion on demand.
14
What dirty cunt left a huge pile of shit on the red carpet.
12
To be honest if Suzy isn’t hosting match of the day then perhaps a career as stunt double for horse faced lezza Wimbledon host Clare Baldhead..
11
First rate nom WC. Short and to the point.
11
He’s been trying to be selected for a Labour seat for years and failing. Even Labour can see he’s a loser. I can’t see him going down well in a Red Wall seat. He’d probably get elected in Brighton though.
13
Or Islington.
He’d go down well in a public convenience, I suspect.
13
You’ve put me off my dinner HBH.
The Honourable Member for the Charing Cross Public Conveniences.
11
I wonder what sex public loo this mutant would use? I suppose as his fucked mind *thinks* he is a lady, he’ll use the ladies trap.
The cunt would get a fucking kick in his manky mangina if he walked into ladies toilet that my young daughter was using. He looks like the type to habitually hang his diseased chipolata through a gloryhole drilled through the partition between the cubicles.
Fucking freak.
15
The freak’s head always looks way to big compared to its body.
12
Every week this twat will try anything for a bit of attention.
Next week he/she/it will announce it identifies as a hedgehog – an animal covered in pricks and probably swallows a few as well.
14
Evening TC…Eddie’s gone from man ➡️ poof ➡️ tranny ➡️ “woman”, so what’s left?
Kiddıe-fiddler, presumably.
17
A difficult wank.
17
Challenge accepted, HJ!
Just give me a minute to warm up by looking at a sexy pic of Dianne Abbott trying to put on a matching pair of shoes.
What’s my prize if I achieve this Herculean task?
15
A years supply of Angela Rayner’s soiled panties.
Each pair signed by Sir Keir.
Could be worth a few bob in years to come.
Evening Thomas.
15
Front row tickets for every labour conference… for life..
11
Nah why waste time lads, when you can do the biz in 30 secs flat?
https://people.com/style/salma-hayek-poses-in-purple-bikini/
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm…. Good enough to eat…
16
I’d stick my tongue so far up her bum that she’d be able to clean it when she brushes her teeth.
Evening Ron.
13
That’s pretty sexy, Ron.
But not as sexy as my favourite wanking picture of Dianne Abbott:
https://images.app.goo.gl/9DJehzPuerX7Bqtv5
11
You are an evil person, TtCE, funny as fuck though!
8
Salma is so hot you could fry an egg on her, but even she can’t compare to this vision of loveliness;
https://www.thesteepletimes.com/movers-shakers/down-with-dumb-diane/
Evening lads.
7
On the subject of Salma Hayek, Ron…my son wants to watch a Quentin Tarantino movie with me. Obviously Pulp Fiction first, but second will be From Dusk till Dawn, where the utter perfection of an early 20’s Salma Hayek will be waiting for us in a bikini, the sexy vampire minx!
6
Do you skip the adult channels at hotels and just ask for Gorillas in the Mist, Thomas?
9
It’s a little-known fact that, during the filming of ‘Gorillas in the Mist’, Sigourney Weaver was enthusiastically bummed by a particularly nasty-looking gorilla, later revealed to be James Abbott-Thomson, Dianne’s cannibalistic son.
15
What a sorry tosser this faggot is, bring back gay bashing.!
15
Nobody is more inferior than those who insist on being equal.
Freidrich Nietzsche.
14
Sad twat.
Remember this?
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/people/man-charged-eddie-izzard-s-beret-stolen-march-for-europe-a7225186.html
Fucking big girl’s blouse.
11
I’ve decided to come all over woke on this one as I think Suzy suits him perfectly. “Eddie “ is a far too masculine name for this mincing fairy.
🎵fuck off little Suzy,
fuck off… 🎵
11
Edie would suit him better.
Short for Edith.
10
Edith Poof.
5
Fucking unfunny degenerate wretch.
13
Even the good people of Sheffield rejected this mentally ill cunt for a Stanley.
11
He never stood a chance, nobody wants this showboating cunt to represent them.
9
Gawd, the state of it, like a bag of shit tied in the middle!
Where’s yer tits, Suzy?
What’s that, in yer knickers?
9
It puzzles me that these transvestites or transgender persons , at least the attention hungry ones, always seem to dress in an over the top fashion. Most biological women have different types of dress for the various circumstances we find ourselves in, including simple comfortable clothing. It is almost as if these cunts think all women ever do is dress up and flounce about, either that or these types are in some way admitting that it all just a performance. .
2
Bullet to the back of the head.
Next customer.
9
Take her to Gaza.
Towerblock,roof,push.
10
E.C.T. for this cunt, the good old fashioned way!
7
Looks like another BBC favourite,
Clare “I’m on everything” rug muncher Balding.
Horror show, the fucking pair of them..
When will this shite end..?
💩
12
It’s more than likely that Balding and her scampi-smelling hands will be presenting Match of the Day tomorrow night, JM…
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11845289/BBC-takes-Gary-Lineker-AIR.html
6
Bugger me, just switched on to watch Crufts and who’s presenting it.
FUCKING CLARE FUCKING RUG MUNCHING BALDING….
Or is it Suzi Izzard.
Either way I’m very cross….🔥
9
Horsey is a diversity tickbox presenter and will probably crop up on anything.
7
One look at that header pic. shows the moral bankruptcy and lunacy of UK. PLC.
The fact that this freak has legitimacy, within a mainstream political party and wider society just illustrates how far we’ve slid into the mire.
Beware, these cunts are coming for your kids.
It’s already started, via the National Curriculum.
If I had schoolage kids now, they’d be taught at home.
There is no fucking way they’d go to a state school, to be exposed to cunts like this.
Call me Suzy ?
Fuck off, freak.
17
Outstanding cunting, Boggs.
Outstanding.
Get you a case of beer for that one.
11
I hope they don’t have these kind of weirdo attention-seeking nutjobs when we bugger off to Denmark next month!
This country is sinking ever-so slowly into a shitpool of depravity, desperate self-expression and utter fuckwittery on a grand-scale!
8
You’re moving there, TC?
I’ve been to Denmark a couple of times…utterly fantastic place, free of ne’er-do-wells (at least on the surface) and very clean.
You lucky bugger!
6
we’re just looking for a place to emigrate too, and Copenhagen seems like a nice choice.
Only drawback is that we can only stay there for up to 90 days without a visa. Ironically when the UK was part of the EU you didn’t need a visa but could simply live there under the freedom of movement act.
Anyway, we’re looking forward to it. And if it all pans out then we’ll apply for residency – and that’s no easy task either.
6
Hold your horses…
You realise bestiality is no longer legal in Denmark, don’t you?
https://www.reuters.com/article/us-denmark-bestiality-idUSKBN0NC1YM20150421
2
Anywhere in Western Europe would be preferable to Boris Johnson’s oven ready Brexit Britain.
3
Something for the week end, sir ?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-vLXhLL_Sw
3
I hope those were proper girls Jack, not some foul Japanese Izzards!
4
Now on the catwalk we have Suzy, sporting a Louis Vuitton faux leather jacket, pleated miniskirt, and 4 inch heels by Christian Louboutin with matching Mulberry clutch bag. Isn’t she gorgeous?
Next Suzy will be parading in her matching peephole bra, stockings, suspenders and crotchless panties. Careful ladies, don’t let your husbands approach this vision of loveliness or else you may never see them again.
6