Strictly Come Dancing (5)

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I’ve seen about half an hour of Strictly Come Dancing in its various incarnations over the years so if you haven’t seen it, and I wish I hadn’t, it is about dancing.

Wanting to replicate the show’s 2022 success of having a dwarf dance with a full size person, BBC Chiefs are looking to cast a celebrity wheelchair user to put in the show. Wheelchair dance experts predict ‘the disabled contestant may get out of their chair to perform on the ballroom floor.’ Nothing could go wrong with that at all, I’m sure.

Nominated by Cuntybollocks.

78 thoughts on “Strictly Come Dancing (5)”

  1. How about two sets of Transgender Siamese Twins dancing with each other? Surprised the BBC hadn’t tried that one yet.

  3. Strictly Cunt Dancing – fucking hate this shite. Same league and Cunt on Ice, The Cunt Factor, SAS Who Dares is a Cunt, The Masked Cunt, and I’m a Cunt, leave me here.

    Always a bund of wannabee or has been’s who need the cash. This is the Beeb trying to be as inclusive as possible.

    Here’s a game show idea that would solve diversity and immigration in one go.

    200 dakie’s raggies, blekcie’s on a island with weapons – think Battle Royal, The Outer Hebrides will do. Whoever wins gets a first class flight back to their country.

    • Well said.
      All these programmes are a total heap of old toss, and I k ow this, ha ing not watched a single one. The noise of screaming gimps, slagettes and wooftas like that cunt Ryan who sells dodgy motors is enough to perforate one’s eardrums, or a US. Probably both at the same time.

  4. How about a black teen stabs his partner on the dance floor and pours acid on her face.
    Katie Piper will sign up for that deal. After all she loved black cock and paid the price.
    Schadenfreude fellow Cunters.

  6. I loath them all.
    They take a mildly interesting premise, like Masterchef, for example, and have ordinary people cook a 2/3 course meal for x people costing y £s.
    Didn’t mind watching that.
    Then some twat in programming decides that a Celebrity Masterchef would be a great idea.
    Before you can blink, it’s Celebrity Bake Off, Big Brother et al.
    Celebrity? I read the names of the contestants and think who? They often turn out to be some twat who got through to the quarter final of that other abomination The Apprentice, in 2012.

    • Celebrity Bake-off??
      Bukkake-off…
      Ought to get Borsig to supply the ovens. Ursula von da Liar could be first, Schweinhund in a blanket.

  7. I thought I nomm’d this one, not Cuntybollocks. How could I ever take MNC’s crown at this rate?!

  8. It’s worthless anyway, and totally rigged. Last year, some dark personage fell on her fat arse while attempting a flashy dance move during the actual knockout/eliminators stage. But the BBC edited the fall out, made out it never happened, and let the blambo through anyway. As a fair and decent competition, it isn’t worth a shit.

  9. How about having a Downs Syndrome celeb on, (there must be one in this current climate) and Craig gives him low marks for his cumbersome effort at a Cha Cha, said contestant then goes Medieval, he clears the judges desk and stets about Darling Craig with a ferocity unseen since Pete Sutcliffe purchased his new 5lb Ball Pein hammer.!!

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