Nicola Sturgeon (29)

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‘Let me introduce you to the Law of Holes; if you find yourself in a hole, stop digging’
(Bill Brock, US Senator).

If recent events are anything to go by, this is a piece of valuable advice that Nicola ‘Wee Jimmy Krankie’ Sturgeon would be well advised to heed.

IsAC’s well-informed readership will be well aware that the purse-lipped First Minister of Scotland has got herself into something of a mess with regard to her controversial and widely condemned Gender Recognition Reform Bill. In particular, the case of a ‘transgender’ rapist being initially banged up in a women’s nick caused a real rammy, forcing our Nicola into a humiliating climbdown. The lag in question (Adam Graham, aka ‘Isla Bryson’) has now been re-located to a men’s prison.

So what, if anything, has the gurning-faced FM learned from this debacle? A little humility perhaps? A capacity for a bit of self-refection regarding her mistakes?

Fat fucking chance. Instead, she’s doubled down and gone on the attack, disgracefully smearing opponents of the Bill as ‘transphobic, deeply misogynist, often homophobic and possibly racist as well’.

So there we have it; anyone and everyone disagreeing with von Scheissehaus’s diktat is just a vile bigot, a gammon, ergo their arguments have no validity. Well Wee Jimmy, here’s a second piece of homespun philosophy for you to consider;

‘When the argument is lost, slander becomes the tool of the loser’
(attributed to Socrates).

Next time, ponder on that before opening your mean little gob and letting your belly rumble.

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Nominated by: Ron Knee

148 thoughts on “Nicola Sturgeon (29)”

    • I’m wondering whether she’s chosen to jump before being pushed. The SNP has been formidable at presenting what appeared to be a united front to the public, but that seeming that solidarity is starting to fracture.
      They’ve been in power too long, and people are starting to see their failures at last. They can’t get away with saying that it’s all Westminster’s fault forever.

      • The parted as it was, ended when Salmond resigned. Salmond will fancy his chances now, despite a drunken, groping gastropod.

    • ‘Part of serving well is knowing when the time is right to make way’.

      Serving well?? Fuck off Krankie, you’ve only ever served your own ego.

      • Who the fuck would read that? She’s a lesbian, that reveal would be a damp squib. She has no real “reveals” she’s a boring wee bunty, dime a dozen in Scotland. The ACTUAL Jimmy Krankie’s life has been more interesting…

        Ironically, the REAK Krankies, Ian and Janette Tough are ANTI-WOKE…

        https://youtu.be/OMPawAnVQq0?t=252

        Aye, I’m glad that Noddy is gone, but there’s a hard road to walk this decade for Scotland. We’ll get there, our mental as fuck nature will see us through! 😀

  3. I reckon Wee Burney will be like that other cunt, Salmond. A turd that will be difficult to flush. I reckon she will pop up somewhere else, unfortunately.

    • Just as long as she doesn’t turn up doing stand up at the Fringe like that fat cunt.

      Alright Norman?

      • How are you, Ron.👍

        Wee Burney will be like Satan Blair and Boris. One of those cunts who ceased to be relevant years ago, but who simply refuses to go away. She will appear eveywhere, gobbing off.

  4. A song for Wee Burney. To the tune of ‘She’ll Be Coming Round The Mountains’…

    ‘You can stick your referendum up your arse!’🎵

    • No need to rush it like they did when Salmond resigned and Sturgeon herself came in. We need a cooling off period. After the summer, I say. Let Scots enjoy the summer (piss up) then we can see in September who is driving the bus.

      • She hinted at resigning in August last and her body language has been one of a dejected, disillusioned, down-trodden loser since Covid came along and hoovered up the enthusiasm anyone in Scotland has for anything other than a quiet life free from socio-political pantomime pish. The transgender law was the last straw for us, so Noddy had to get tae fuck.

      • What gig would she get? Talking to the mad cows of Scotland who love her? She’ll finagle her way into something cushy. But out of power, she’ll have the status of a moth-eaten Spitting Image puppet – and not the Thatcher one!

        That’s the ironic thing, Thatcher enabled Sturgeon. Thatcher enabled ALL the useless women politicians of this century. But the ones who hate Thatcher would never ever ever acknowledge that. Without Maggie, politics would still be at 1985 levels, dominated by men. Child-raping men.

  7. What annoys me about this trout resigning is that the news is all about fucking Scotland again, like it fucking matters. Endless soundbites of her saying ‘independence’ in that dreadful guttural accent of hers.
    Fuck off.

    • Why the link to a Frog website? I had to use a translation and it the article is on how Rowling is converting to Islam? Maybe I clicked on Arabic not French? 😀

      • Yeah, I’m the same when looking for an image off Google, I just pick the best one, damn the source!

        JK Rowling… I don’t think much of her. Wizard kids? Big deal. Trashing transgenders? Big deal. Another footnote to the 21st century when it wraps up, I reckon. Who will be wrote most of by historians? It might not be many, so far the “big figures” have been dull mithering cunts. 2039-2050 will be the eventful times. But something fucking insane if coming this year, it seems…

  11. Chaps – follow the money – her resignation is fuck all to do with trans shite
    It’s about the missing £600k and the “ loan” her husband paid to snp ( £107620)
    Watch it all unfold in coming weeks

    • What a great actor he is! He hides his delight well, but not perfectly, he gives a few “tells” that he thinks she was a Poundland dictator and a moron and he’ll zero in on being First Minister again.

      • It’s a strange mood up here right now. No celebrations. To much of a toll has been wrought upon Scotland thanks to Noddy and the other cretins in the halls of power.

        It’s a great feeling, though, that Noddy is gone. But now we have some bisexual mitherer in charge. He’ll crack quickly, so we won’t dwell on him. No, I think that Alec Salmond needs to shift all the voters to Alba. I don’t like the man, but he KNOWS THE GAME. It’s like having a football manager you dislike taking over your club and winning a few cups over five seasons. Get Eck the Groper in and beast on with independence. Being free of Westminster goblins would be fucking glorious, now more than ever. Isolated? Fine, we’ll isolate ourselves, that’s when we invent amazing things.

        Play a record? Oh, okay then! Take it away…

        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jNyB4bvEzSQ

  13. Fuck me, cunts are still talking about her/they, like what happens north of the border matters.
    It doesn’t, stock up on bucky, smack, and deep fried Mars bars and fuck the fuck off.

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