Jeremy Vine (12)

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(Header pic not totally related, but couldn’t resist the offer of 2 cunts for the price of 1 – Day Admin)

Another cunting for Jeremy Vine, the cunt claims a motorist turned left in front of him forcing him to brake hard,

Bollocks, watch the video.

Jeremy Vine should get eyes tested, just proves he rides like a twat, he should have been more observant whilst riding, then he would have seen the motorist indicating in plenty of time before turning left.

So much for the Detective Superintendent Head of Crime & Intelligence claims, in other words the motorist should have waited in his lane like a sitting duck until all buses & cyclists has passed, great he causes a blockage in his lane or someone blind as Jeremy Vine slams into the back of him.

A bit of advice (J.C.T.V) Jeremy Cunt Twat Vine GO TO SPECSAVERS, A.S.A.P

Wales On Line

Nominated by: Dirty Harriet

And here’s one from CuntyMort

For your consideration, It’s our Jeremy Vine again. How can this BBC apparatchik manage to dress himself in the morning?

Jeremy a word of advice, the fucking world does not revolve around you. Surely you are capable of recognising an adverse road situation?

Here’s some simple advice treat EVERYONE on the road like an idiot. You wont be disappointed believe me. Motorists today have to watch out for everyone else let alone watching out for you on the suicide run.

Just to vaporise the cunters piss still further Jezza the bellend has one of those homo gopro’s on his swede.

Did I mention he is a cunt as well? Fuck him and that gaylord cycle.

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77 thoughts on “Jeremy Vine (12)”

  2. Two for the price of one indeed.

    Both are on my list of faces I’d like to punch repeatedly, along with such luminaries as Tony Bliar, Ant and Dec, Yoko Mono, Hazbeen and Migraine, to name just a few.

    Vine is such as pompous, insufferable cunt. Hope somebody slashes his tyres and kicks his spokes in. The cunt.

    Oh, did I mention that Vine is a cunt?

    Evening all.

      • The most insincere sounding, syrupy voiced, man-child.
        An example of a fence turtle par-excellence!
        Mr nepotism and as talented as Lilly Monberg, Zoe Ball et al.

    • road pin jammed through spokes at speed.

      The cunt will get launched into a bus or onto concrete/tarmac.

  3. what a sanctimonious prick this man is, shallow as a gnat’s footbath so achingly woke its really an insult to us chaps to call him a man. Bet the cunt runs home to his mum and crystal that people are nasty to him. Greta fucknut will have nothing to fear in the way of sexual approaches from the limp twisted git whose testicles have probably not descended yet, hateful nancy boy smart arse , should be picked out of a 40 tonners tyre treads.

  4. What a cunt, I am sure he deliberately made it look closer than it needed to be, I have noticed that these cycling cunts are getting even more annoying.

    Cunts need
    Insurance
    Licence
    Tax
    And a fucking test like ALL other toad users.

    • Any cunt who gets hit when there is a cycle Lane underpass available deserves it.
      The only thing the changes to the Highway Code has done is to make everything more dangerous.

    • Cunt had been taking selfies in the back of my fucking ambo, it would have gone straight into the EPCR: ‘Despite complaining of pain, pt has been iphone positive and managed to take selfies and answer text messages’. Wouldn’t be the first time, nor the last. (You can probably guess I’m not in his pictures).

      The pug-faced cunt.

  6. Gotta give him some credit though. To be that insufferable and displaying such an astonishing level of a lack of self-awareness takes some doing.
    Even Meghan Markle could take a lesson off of Vine.

  7. Total up his own arsehole.
    He has no time for honest opinions that don’t match his own.

    Worse than a Cunt.
    A Cunt is useful

  8. I hate this sanctimonious self important smug cunt with a passion.
    Wasn’t he dispatched by the BBC to Alex Belfield’s trial and gave a command performance because he was called hurty names ,crying his eyes out in full view of the Jury to ensure a heavy sentence .
    If he was behind me on his bike i would have an overwhelming urge to slam on the brakes. CUNT !!!

    • Jeremy Vine is ‘The’ cunt’s cunt.
      He’s the cunt that all other cunts look up to.
      The Gold standard of cuntishness.
      Even Philip Schofield aspires to reach Vines level of Cuntness…and he’s one of the top biggest cunts alive.

      His wife is eother the most tolerant woman in the world, or is playing down the fact that she is almost as huge a cunt as he is.

  9. The quicker this vile little BBC cockroach becomes a bonnet trophy for a cement mixer the better.
    My advice to the driver of said cement mixer:
    Please reverse and make sure the cunts dead.

  10. I hope cycling about becomes more popular with cunts who emulate Vermin Vine.

    The sooner an oil tanker turns them to offal the better.

    Same does for the eco warriors but hopefully they are crushed by a truck carrying nuclear waste or forty tons of well ablaze soy beans.

    Vine is truly the Holy Archbishop of Cunterbury.

    • Hear Hear,

      I’d prefer to see to see Vine (and Great for that matter) exposed to the nuclear waste option you mentioned above during and after their accident.

      Evening Unkle T,

      Afternoon all.

    • “…I agree,after all who doesn’t like a glow in the dark cunt?…”

      Does a barium meal produce a similar result? phosphourescent fudge pipe with flourescent floaters?

  11. No wonder he’s sucking up to Thunderbirds. They both want trash like us off the roads. Useful idiots.

  12. There’s a similar cycle lane near me, where you have to turn left over the cycle lane to join another road. Rather than read to road and slowdown when a car is going to turn left, the fucking pricks always speed up to get in some kind of altercation. Love to see one of the wankers do it to a pikey one day and get fucking lamped.

  13. I cycle, for fun and exercise a few times a week and no, I do not dress up like one of those stupid wannabee middle aged “I ride for team SKY in the Tour de Cunt, dressed in a seal tight suit” riders.

    I often ride on roads and from watching that video the guy indicated in plenty of team – Jezzer should have been paying more attention, instead I bet he was mincing up and down on the spherical point of his saddle, gyrating to some I wanna sex you up tune he had in his head, thikning about what tea boy he was going to nosh on that day.

    Utter cunt, I would have driven backwards over him.

  14. Who’d you think will lose their virginity first?

    Jeremy or Greta?

    And will it be the same man?

    • I’m afraid Vine lost his cherry many moons ago. I believe Michael Barrymore and Peter Thatchell tag-teamed him and made the cunt airtight in a spit-roast fashion.

  15. I don’t understand how uninsured, unlicensed “Road” users have become so powerful. Making changes to the Highway Code to accommodate them,
    special lanes for them, no entry signs that read ” except for cyclists”.
    Just why?

    • ….because given their way, governments will leave the lower orders with two options of perambulation:

      -walking
      -cycling

      The cunts.

      • Ah yes, CG.
        The 15 minute city.
        I wonder how that’s going to work where I live.
        A clothing shop in the dentists, perhaps. Come and get your teeth fixed and peruse our new clothing range while you’re waiting?
        Shoes in the doctors waiting room?
        What about folk who live in remote rural communities?
        15 minute cities, ghettos, in other words.

  16. I’m still happy to to take one for the team.
    Few cyders down her neck and I bet she would go like a council estate whore.
    I take this dreadful task on despite greta having all the charisma of haunted, sun faded Tupperware and a rotting Teddy bear on a child’s grave. ( I think I read that last quote on here at somepoint )

  17. Who was the stupid cunt who designed a cycle lane on the left of oncoming traffic. Cunt must have graduated in Cambridge where cyclists run against oncoming traffic on a daily basis ! As for Vine he’s just a useless waste of his fathers sperm chuck ! ( would have been better in a bucket )

  18. Another cyclist cunt Dan Walker got knocked off his cunt transportation the other day.
    By the look of the pictures he kept posting, he stopped them cleaning his wounds so he could post the most graphic selfie he could muster. Obviously for sympathy, the brave little soul.
    Then it turns out there is a cycle lane nearby, and the cunt had no need to tackle that busy roundabout. Then, a motorist comes forward with dashcam video of the graceless prick wobbliest around the roundabout and crashing into the side of the poor driver.
    Opinion is split on who’s to blame, and it is basically drivers against cyclists.
    Fuck Vine, fuck Walker, and fuck cyclists.

    I wonder how many tickies that sad scotch banned cunt is going to give me?
    Every one makes me laugh a little harder….😂😂😂😂😂

    • Mr Japseye I’m afraid I’m too lazy to look for the dashcam footage you mention regarding that awful cunt Walker..

      Do you have a link to it per chance?

      Thank ye.

  19. Header photo:

    Are they bringing back “Opportunity Knock”? Celebrity version?

    ‘Our first contestant’s folks, are ‘The Great Vinenni and his puppet Gwetta Mongberg”
    Jeremy is a self confessed cylo-cunt and uses me-me-me pronouns. Gwetta, from Sweden likes, cuddly animals, fluffy pink clouds, money from Uncle Klaus and sniffing her fingers. Dislikes Carbon Dioxide. She uses how-dare-you pronouns.

    Lets give a big hand to em folks-and I mean that most sincerely!”

  20. I despise this cunt with almost James O’Brien levels of hatred.

    I long for the day he ends up wrapped round the rear wheels of a 38 tonne artic or buggered to death by a rabid East African immigrant.

    The absolute fucking cunt.

    • She used to look like Wednesday Addams.
      But she’s putting on the pounds as she gets older.

      Mostly in her face.
      She’ll probably relax a bit?
      Most fat lasses are easy going.

      Vine looks like Wilfred Bramble in the header pic.

  21. Really lads, you don’t need to get exercised about the sanctimonious twat. Consider the fact that he rides a bicycle in London! When I was working in there I usually picked up a copy of the Evening Standard and I swear they had a stock template for the reports of cyclists being terminated by heavy lorries. They just inserted the relevant names of the cyclist and the street where they connected on that day. The photographs sometimes attached were a sight to see, a bicycle frame folded like a length of spaghetti left you in no doubt about the subsequent shape of the cyclist. Consider also that he is sufficiently stupid and obnoxious to try to enforce his right of way when in competition with a forty-tonner for road space. With any luck someone will video the duel and post it on Facebook and we can all enjoy the sight of him doing an imitation of a pizza.

  22. If I see the lanky vintage moaner, cycling along my seafront, I’ll kicked him into the water and cycle on as if nothing had happened.

  23. I note that the Thunderpants hair is getting increasingly shorter, no more pigtails there. How long before she cuts it really short and dyes it blue or pink, SJW / lezza style? Maybe some tramp stamps on both arms?

    • He’s diddling her I’ll bet. Typical BBC messing about with youngsters. It’s their trademark legacy. Ask uncle Rolf and Stuart Hall if you don’t believe me?

  26. Yes
    They’re practicing a ventriloquist act for the talent show at Davos.

    Like Bob Carolgees and Spit the dog
    But less of a carbon footprint.

  27. Great nom, JC is an ubacunt, I would like to fold hif bike up and stuff the whole thing down his scrawny neck, film that you cunt.
    He is just a whinging, attention seeking gobshite cunt, it’s about time he and other cyclists need to remember a camera is worth fuck all when you have to blink at your nurse if you want a shit….

    • “…a camera is worth fuck all when you have to blink at your nurse if you want a shit….”

      An IsAC classic there, worthy of inclusion in the hardback, Cunty Golden Greats compilation.

  28. Looking at that header pic. I strongly suspect that they’ve both got a dildo up the arse.
    Greta also has a solar powered vibrator up her pickled herring flavoured snatch.
    Jeremy will sniff the vibrator later.
    Whilst cycling home, with his Heath Robinson ‘ Wanking Elastic Contraption ‘ connected to the pedals.
    Only to be arrested by Dibble, for driving without due care and attention.
    And being a filthy cunt.
    The cunt.

  29. He automatically made himself look like a target by dressing like an unrolled condom full of uncooked pasta and his snout so far up in the air, it was detected on radar. The driver didn’t suddenly brake and cut him up. Plenty of notice given. What a cunt. Meanwhile, this oblivious cunt is comedy gold. Not even looking at the road ahead. https://youtu.be/9OrKLGEOVRA

  30. Evening all Isaac’s, I think for future nom’s for Jeremy Vine we rename him Jeremy Vile, hope you all agree. By the way this was my first nom.

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