Cyclist Cunt Who Likes Grassing!


https://road.cc/content/news/mob-decent-people-harass-helmet-cam-cyclist-298933

For your entertainment my fellow cunters, this brought a spark of warmth to my cold little black heart, for once a total cunt gets his comeuppance.

Some cunt cyclist in Edinburgh of all places has been on twattery and YouTube bragging about filming motorists on their mobile phones and giving the footage to the police so they can hand out £200 fines, well it seems the locals didn’t agree with the aforementioned cunt, due to the well deserved threats and abuse, wheelie cunt boy has deleted his twattery and YouTube accounts.

The Edinburgh clans are now recommending the same happens in other cities, where these cycling cunts ride through red light, cut people up, squeeze through gaps kick off mirrors, but don’t include that in the vids sent to the police, when they are on their little power trips.

Well done Edinburgh, these fuckers should have to do it publically and then face the consequences the cunts

Nominated by: Fuglyucker

36 thoughts on “Cyclist Cunt Who Likes Grassing!

  1. It would be better if he filmed Jocks with Cocks in Frocks walking into women’s toilets, changing rooms, refuges and rape crisis centres. Do something useful and post that lot on soshul meeja you prick and let the world know the truth about Krankie’s Utopia.

  2. Cycling is a hobby.
    Most cyclists use their bikes to keep fit.
    You can’t carry what you need for the day on a push bike.
    You certainly can’t carry your shopping so you rarely see bikes outside of supermarkets.
    Same for pubs and restaurants.

    Roads, which were constructed for cars, should not be used by these cunts to indulge their hobby or to exercise.

    By all means have dedicated cycle parks where people can keep their bikes in safe storage and exercise whenever they want.

    But get these fuckers off the roads where they pay no tax, have no licence or formal training, are not identifiable by any number plate and have no roadworthy certificate for their flimsy machines.

    • You’ve made exactly the same points that I have just made to my local council who are going to spend christ knows how much on a new covered, central bike park in town. It will be strategically placed for “access to shops and restaurants”!!!!!!!! Stupid fuckers.
      I also pointed out that it better be supervised, as it will be an easy picking ground for the local scroat bike thieves!
      The locals continually piss and moan about fucking expenditure like this – yet still keep electing the cnuts.

  3. They’ve been posting them on msm news sites too. One recently had a cyclist complaining he was overtaken by a car when he was going to turn right. He was at least a couple of hundred yards from the junction and the car passed him with the latest ott recommended distance. And still people were defending him!

    • I saw that this morning. I’m fuming. Liverpool is a weird place but they got it right the other day. This country needs civil unrest. We’re being constantly pushed and pushed. Eventually people break. Dirty stinking foreign bastards.

  4. They should have thrown the cunt of the top of Edinburgh castle.
    What a fucking small minded prick. Probably has a small prick too, which is why he is a cyclist.

    Fucking grass-Probably works for the DWP and is a member of a “specialist” photography club😂

  5. That’s why king of the cunts Jez Vine rides one. Hopefully he will film a runaway 40 tonner heading towards him.

  6. And here’s me hoping an Edinburgh 4×4 driver with a gas gussling 3 litre keep makes this grassing cunt a bonnet trophy and subsequently a pavement pizza.

    Snitches get stitches comes to mind…….

    • *jeep…… Fucking spell check.

      I’m sure there was a nom for this the other day.

  7. Despise cyclists with every fibre of my being, but the same goes for cunts driving using their phones.
    A bit of cunt on cunt action.

    • Funnily enough I couldn’t find any mention of this on the BBC.

      I imagine most of them are pushbikers.

      And vermin loving Cunts.

    • @JM. I’m surprised the cunt got out of Kirby alive.
      It’s not renowned for its gentility. 🗡️⛏️🪓
      What happened the other night, at the hotel, will not be the end of the matter.
      I’d bet the farm on it.
      Good morning.

    • Oh was it? What a surprise.

      If you read the impartial BBC story it was all down to some unidentified ‘right wing’ demonstrators

      Which actually just means people who aren’t cunts finally getting fed up with the situation . Hope this sparks a load of copycats

    • Have to say well done to the Scousers.

      Finally doing something worthwhile for their benefits

      Keep it up

  8. I have to say I am myself a cyclist but my theory is the amount of tight fitting spandex worn directly correlates to how much of a self righteous cunt push irons tend to make people only yesterday I was challenged by a fat middle aged man on his bike about my usage of my bell to overtake his slow arse he was swiftly met with a “fuck off” for his troubles, it boils down to certain types of people and they think because they’ve got £1000’s of £’s worth of equipment and dress like they are in the Tour de France that the roads are theirs the recent development of electric bikes hasn’t helped now every fat middle management wanker is out there squeezed into a ridiculous cycling outfit like 10lb’s of shit in a 5lb bag it’s a disgrace I ride with courtesy and have never yet got into an altercation with a motorist because theirs just no need to be a cunt end of.

  9. It should be mandatory for every cyclist to have ‘CUNT’ tattood across their foreheads, and have a man waving a flag with ‘CUNT’ on it walk in front of them.
    Cunts.
    (IsAC members excepted, naturally).

    Morning all.

  10. I remember the good old days when jumping on a bike to get from A to B wasn’t to embark in a ritual of cuntishness.

    I suppose I’m just being a bit nostalgic.
    Like when you could have 5 pints and still drive or when seatbelts were still optional.

    Ok then,. maybe things have moved on but there’s still no fucking need for lycra.

    • Absolutely.
      They’ve really fallen for the marketing ruse that you can’t be a ‘proper’ cyclist unless you spend three or four grand on a bike and a grand on a Spiderman outfit. Manufacturers are cashing in.
      Cunts.

      • My bike cost me £100 new about 10 years ago. The jeans I wear on the rare occassion I ride it cost less than a tenner.

      • That’s the way Moggie.

        Jeans, t-shirt and no helmet.

        Carrier bag with a loaf of bread and a couple of glass bottle pints of milk inside, swinging and swaying from the handle bar.

        That was me as a teenager and the neverending errands to the shop for my grandmother.

        I’ve survived to tell the tale.

      • I would love to be a pretty proficient semi pro cyclist under the radar, join a local club and enter myself into one of their club road races on a sit up and beg shopping bike wearing jeans and a t shirt and then fucking trounce the chinless cunts with all their lycra and bikes worth more than my car….just to prove its mainly the cyclist that makes the difference. Would fucking love to do that. Bunch of cunts.

  11. Entitled cunts on bikes and channel invaders, all cunts, burn the fucking lot.

    I would put that cunt Andrew Mitchell on the bonfire as well, loves pissing our money down the shit hole.

  12. These silly scousers should’ve used their noggins to suss out this individual. Some of these out-of-workers could easily have pretended to be one of the undesirable aliens, then once found, revert to their natural selves and kick the living daylight out of the cunt.

  13. I believe that donning all that lycra gimpery turns people into cunts, saw one of these cretins cycling the wrong way down a cycle lane and then up on the footpath. It was wearing orange lycra ffs!
    I must be a cunt according to some of the comments as I don’t drive but ride a bike to get from A to B. I found the bike dumped, a reasonable make: Giant. Just replaced the gear levers and cable.
    I of course wear tweed and moleskin when on this velocopede. 😁🚲

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