I’ll own that over my many years, I’ve been a keen student of the weird and wonderful world of human sexuality, and even at my age, you can learn something new every day. Sometimes however, you just have to wonder at how odd people can actually be.
Take the recent case of a couple of middle-aged swingers from Oz, who have perpetrated a ‘sex act’ involving, er, a trout. Details are frustratingly, if understandably sketchy, so we can only imagine the indignities that the poor fish was forced to endure.
Police have charged the tossers with bestiality, and quite right too; IsAC readers will, I’m sure, join me in expressing sympathy for the poor fish. It gives a whole new meaning to the expression ‘trout pout’.
Nominated by: Ron Knee.
Thinking back to goat-shagging…
If it’s designated as a crime in your country, in this day and age, surely an allowable defence would be to claim that you self-identify as a goat?
Nowt wrong with two goats shagging???????????
Seems to work in other situations.
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Followed by sadiq khan
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Slightly on the fringe of the topic, but not altogether out of the box;
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11755433/Raquel-Welch-dead-82-Actress-dies-brief-illness.html
Stunning looking woman in her day.
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It may have been born a trout, but now it identifies as a salmon……
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Just look at this utterly disgusting depraved brown coloured chicken-fucker!
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8856287/Pervert-37-jailed-three-years-having-sex-CHICKENS.html
I bet when the cunt goes to KFC he says “It’s sphincter-lickin’ good”
Lower the sick bastard into a deep fat fryer.
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The cunt will be out now.
Hopefully the next time he tries it, the chicken will rip open a vein with its claws.
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Sex with a chicken because the wife’s pussy put him off.
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You mean that he tried it on with the cat as well?
I’ll get me coat…
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