University of Winchester

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Our Greta.

Sorry to double dip, but this, just in, is far too delightful to ignore.

Telegraph News Link

It seems our favourite Nordic gnome doesn’t have as many fans on the Winchester campus as the old dears, who make such stupifying decisions, thought!

How much for scrap, if they weigh it in? Assuming that the p1ckey don’t get in there first.

Nominated by: Jeezum Priest

68 thoughts on “University of Winchester”

  1. Sorry but the artist hasn’t captured her mongy face and deranged eyes.

    That looks more like Christina ricci.

    • True Barry, but she’s holding out her right hand for more money, which is an accurate depiction of the venal little gargoyle.

  4. She is an ugly bitch, but they won’t melt the statue down. They ought to make another one to make some heavy bookends. I’d suggest Yvette “Sugartits” Cooper as her twin, both are ugly gargoyles, untouched by human hand.. They could make a tryptych with a naked Lady Nugee, holding them aloft on a plinth. I’d call it “The Three Faces of Horror”

  5. I hope it gets covered in paint and thrown in a nearby river!

    The wokies will be livid of course and will demand the perpetrators to be thrown in prison for 10 years in exactly the same way their very one statue protesters weren’t!

    Moreover hasn’t Greta put on a ton of baggage if her recent “arrest” was anything to go by? Her fat arse is almost as big as her mouth.

    • Not surprised her ass is putting on weight. She’s been speaking through it for the past five years.

      She’s legal now. I wonder if anyone has dared? I doubt it as they would only be accused of stealing her childhood.

      • She has a boyfriend who looks like a right window licker.

        Whether he is parking the beef bus in tuna town or not is unknown.

        If he is, then hats off to him for managing to maintain wood while a lifesize Chucky doll stares vacantly up at him.

      • When meat is outlawed, will Greta be ramming a deformed “That’s Life!” vegetable into her orifices?
        The yellow mac is nice, would look good on Kate Winslet for a wet Titanic evening.
        Sod the Scandinavian mong, though.

  7. So this so-called university has paid tribute to some cunt who knows fuck all about climate change and has spent the last 2 or 3 years sucking off the media while cruising/jetting round the world telling world leaders how very wrong it is for people to cruise/jet around the world!

    When one considers how many true heroes/achievers THIS country has produced over the last 100 years… or even the last 50 years (World Wide Web inventor, Tim Berners-Lee, for example), and yet these cunts choose to ignore them and go for a twat like her, with the irony being is that she rarely bothered with a proper education, preferring instead to be “virtuous” for the last 3 or 4 years.

    • Seems perfectly reasonable to me. Judging by the quality of (under)graduates on quiz shows universities nowadays have very little to do with education.

  8. What a pathetic waste of money. Stupid cunts. Seeing as this is Winchester, the ancient capital of Wessex, they should erect a statue to Alfred The Great not this abused and deluded teeny- bop idol.

    The problem with Alfred I suppose is that he’s a white Anglo- Saxon and was a ruler of the kingdom that eventually united England, so to the woke he is In some way responsible for the chain of events that resulted in the Industrial Revolution in England. A great evil, according to Thundercunt.

    Twats.

  9. If they want to encourage sustainability and other eco babble they could start by locking the entire student body and the university staff inside the main building..

    Then dynamiting the fucking place.

    • Some cunt could then melt down the Thunderberg statue and make some medals for the next of kin..”They died today to save the dolphins of some time in the future”.

  10. I wonder what the carbon footprint of that piece of junk was?

    And why wasn’t it made of recycled materials, or jam rags and used toilet paper. In honour of someone who talks shit and is a cunt.

  12. At least the artist/sculpture had a sense of humour, putting her hand in ‘hand job’ pose is a nice touch

  13. Is statue. It doesn’t look anything like you. Asked any comedian you can think of.
    It does have one truth about it, with Greta’s finger telling us she only managed to get one fuck out of it, for all her endeavours and that was when I duped her into it.

  14. I’ve been to Winchester.
    It’s full of shirtlifters and bookworms.

    The speccy fuckers won’t be bothered if it’s melted down and recast as a statue of Enoch Powell.

    Much better!!

    Anything left over make one of Ellie Symonds.

  15. I’ve been to Winchester.
    It’s full of puffs and bookworms.

    The speccy fuckers won’t be bothered if it’s melted down and recast as a statue of Enoch Powell.

    Much better!!

    Anything left over make one of Ellie Symonds.

  16. Ps.

    They made a mistake having Greta with her claw held out like that.

    My first thoughts would be a selfie of her with my cock in her hand.

  17. I’d like a statue of Enoch Powell booting Martin Luther king in the bollocks!

    And Martin with a comedy expression of pain on his face.

    Put it up in Brixton where they have that stabathon Carnival.

  18. ANTIFA supporting arrest faking cunt.

    Any educational establishment that has a political agenda should have the faculty fired and replaced with members of staff who’ve signed an impartiality clause.

  20. I suppose now that she’s legal she’s deserving of a good shafting up the South Pole.

    At least that way you wouldn’t be face to face with the ugly trout. And if the pillow is sufficiently thick enough you could force her face into it so that you couldn’t hear her moan “How dare you!” all night long

    • You could do the “beer goggles”, but it spoils a good shag when you’re half-cut.

  22. ‘Why, man, she doth bestride the narrow world
    Like a Colossus, and we petty men
    Walk under her huge legs and peep about
    To find ourselves dishonorable graves.’

    • Ahhh, yes universities.

      When i was young uni was all about drinking, shagging, eating and sleeping…with some lectures and learning on the side. You couldn’t give a fuck about anything other than living from one day to another. Yes, there was rebellion, but it was generally about rebelling against the ‘old fogies’

      Now however, I am convinced universitity students are now used by various coloured political parties to construct future election manifestos…..adults in the real world listening to these young, wet behind the ears students and agreeing with them is only going to encourage them to think they do actually hold some sort of juvenile ill informed idealistic power over the country. Todays students who are pandered to cunts are tomorrows workforce…in positions generally of influence.

      They need to go back to their roots, and start drinking and fucking and rag weeking and enjoy themselves for three years, and leave running the country to adults (although most adults currently doing that task are also cunts…maybe todays students are here and now already)

  23. This little cunt thinks we’ve stolen her future.

    She was worth at least £2 million before her recent book deal. She must be worth £5 million at least by now.

    And all this for a cunt who didn’t even go to school. Strike?

    My fucking arse. Just an excuse for nicking off. Her parents should’ve been jailed for letting her nick off and the little cunt put into a care home and forced to go to school.

    Awful future she has, eh? 18 and millions in the bank. For producing a few tweets a day and reading a few pre prepared ‘speeches’ (moans) a year.

    She won’t be doing without a car or putting the heating on full blast all day and night. It’ll cost a fortune for those new central heating systems and a reliable, long range leccy car…but that won’t be a problem for her, will it? The little cunt.

    I tell you what, you little fucking cunt. How about getting off Twitter and all social media? Her tweets generate so much Co2. How many people follow her and read/respond to her Tweet? How much leccy is being used? Or the gas when the tweeter could be out doing something else instead?

    Yes, get off the internet Greta, you little shit. You’re generating more Co2 than any of us ‘future destroyers’ ever could.

    Not that it matters anyway, but if you believe in this shit, get off Twitter, you attention seeking, money grabbing cunt of a whore.

  25. Put it on a lorry, take it to Bristol, cover it in red paint and tip it in the harbour. If charged get acquitted by bent jury.

    100% legal response

    • It’s a plan, but I rather like Unkle Terry’s idea of melting it down to make medals on account of the fact that, if you tip it into the harbour, it can be retrieved intact.

      No, I’d rather have a UT medal,

      “I saved a dolphin, possibly, by melting the statue down and not chucking it in a harbour,where it might have brained a dolphin,possibly “

  26. Why is a British university, a seat of learning, erecting a statue of a window licking foreign child who couldn’t even be arsed to go to school?
    Just about sums up this crazy fucking world really.

  27. Cop this shit….

    New Netflix blockbuster directed by Harry and Megain’s friend Tyler Perry and starring Oprah Winfrey will be filmed in Bradford next month as it retells story of WW2’s only all-black, all-female battalion.

    Funny, I never knew there was an all-black, all-female battalion during World War II. But we’ll now never hear the last of it. I’m not saying there wasn’t one, but these woke cunts will now have us believe that sambeau and sambeau alone saved the world from Adolf. Fuck off.

    • That’s strange, and disturbing.
      Because, as far as I’m aware, WW2 was won by white Americans, lead by Clint Eastwood.

    • The only *igger to make a film worthy contribution to WW2 was Guy Gibson’s dog.

      Can Oprah channel her “inner Labrador”?
      Probably😉

    • That would be very waycist of Netflx. I took the trouble to look this up. The 6888th Postal Battalion of the US Army were a product of the US Army’s then segregationist policy. There would not have been a wonderful black womens’ battalion to base yet another woke myth upon had not the US Army in its wisdom decided friction was best avoided by segregating its, er, persons of colour.

      They were shipped over here in May 1945 to deal with a years-long backlog of mail to US forces on the continent. They were in Brum until October 1945, then leaving for Rouen, France.

      They were not involved in active combat and were exclusively shiny-arsed paper pushers. It’s not going to be a riveting experience watching that if Netflix decide to tell the truth. Though doubtless the extreme racism of the limeys among whom they find themselves will get a mention.

  29. Many company owners or managers quietly as I do throw any job job applications that went to a ‘Woke’ University in the bin, good to see the administration giving us a ‘heads up’, dumb cunts!

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