The UK Border Farce (6) and The Home Office (4)

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As reported in the Daily Mail 29/12/22, A Border Force Officer has been arrested as he himself is an Illegal Immigrant. The same report includes 3 other Officers arrested at nearby Dover Hydrofoil for “corruption”

Now bearing in mind that appointments to Government Service requires Clearance , something is just not quite right.

Do I cunt the screening by Home Office, or simply Border Force? I think BOTH deserve an enormous cunting!

Nominated by: Ferrars

Seconded by: LeonardoDiCunty

Seconded, I recall coming back through the airports, Heathrow, Gatwick etc and being met at passport control by an assortment of sand dwellers, jig-a-boo’s and others clearly not UK natives all checking my British Passport and thinking something was rotten in the UK Home Office and Border Control.

And supporting link provided by: Minge Juice Bottler

Daily Mail News Link

And here’s the thoughts of Jeezum Priest on the subject

Who polices the police?

Telegraph News Link

This is absolutely priceless, and sums up the total ineptitude of our Governments ability to police our borders.

I wonder how many this person nodded through?

Released on bail! And bail they will, either back home, or to another part of the “Great” Nation with another stolen identity.

66 thoughts on “The UK Border Farce (6) and The Home Office (4)”

  1. Reminds me of the cabinet minister given a portfolio to sort out illegal immigration years ago-it came out he was paying two illegal immigrant cleaners “cash in hand” to clean his London home!

    They were all cunts then.
    They are all cunts now👎

    • Most probably a “police” person by now. Talking of which, 39% crimes are now fraud. The pigs only have 0.8% of their “strength” investigating this crime. In other words they do not give a fuck. But silent praying…….

  4. I travelled to Spain a few years ago on a 24 hour working trip. As I was getting on the ‘plane I found I had my wife’s passport and not my own. I was allowed into Spain as I had my driving licence with me and politely explained the situation to Spanish border control.
    My wife emailed me my passport details but I was told by the British Embassy that I would need an emergency passport to return. That resulted in a 180 mile round trip, an hour in the consul in Alicante, and 120 Euros later with a one-off emergency passport. The fuss the Border Control official (non-native) made at Luton Airport that evening was such that I felt like hitting him. I contented myself with just giving him the 1,000 yard stare.

    • I was lucky enough once to be invited on a “jolly” to France on a private plane flying out of Stanstead. I forgot to take my passport and only realised this as I got out of the car at the reception area but I needn’t have worried they just said “chances are nobody will ask to look at it either way – up to you”. I chanced it, had a great trip, and no faf with passports. Was a few years back – be interesting to know if it could happen today.

    • Forgive me if I’m telling you what you already know Wanksock, but Luton is filled with the most hard core mud slimes I ever came across. Many of them work at the airport and I must confess it would make me think twice about flying from there. If they succeed in getting a bomb on to an airliner I’ll give you ten to one odds it will be out of Luton. From where we live, central Bucks, I think I would rather drive to Coventry, Brum or East Mids.

  5. He should have been put in a gibbet hung on the White Cliffs of Dover as New Years promise to the public of clamping down on these maggots but Sunak’s Jackanory bollocks yesterday will fall apart like a Tory clown car.

    Where there is one of these parasites there are bound to be more.

    • Who’s that in the header pic?
      A asian Marc Almond?

      Tainted blood😁

      (You have a very vivid imagination, mate – Day Admin)

      • I’d have thought Sex Dwârf would be more up your street, Dick?

        https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=X5-TRnZxIsk

        🎶
        Sex Dwârf, isn’t it nice
        Luring disco dollies to a life of vice?
        Sex Dwârf, isn’t it nice
        Luring disco dollies to a life of vice?

        We can make an outfit for my little Sex Dwârf
        To match the gold Rolls and my dumb chauffeur
        We’ll all look so good, we’ll knock ’em cold
        Knocking ’em cold in black and gold

        We can have playtime in my little playroom
        Disco dollies, my Sex Dwârf and my dumb chauffeur
        I would like you on a long black lead
        You can bring me all the things I need

        Sex Dwârf, isn’t it nice
        Luring disco dollies to a life of vice? 🎶

  6. All part of the virtue signalling spineless charade that infests every part of government.

    If you have no British ancestry then you are guaranteed a job in the public sector.

    Common sense has been abandoned..every knows foreigners are more like to be thieves,murderers,deviants and/or deranged but never mind The Guardian is in charge.

    Give them all jobs and look on in wonder at the superb benefits of multiculturalism.

    Disaster looms.

    Oven.

  7. Border Force: Name?

    Iqbal: Iqbal Mohammet, seeker of jjrevenge, groomer of children, destroyer of British culture.

    Border Force: Why did you pay a people-smuggler to ferry you here?

    Iqbal: Our aim is to bring down Britain by draining everybody of money, making effery-body dependent on drugs, and to install Iss-lam as the one trrue jjrreligion.

    Border Force: You’re not seeking asylum?

    Iqbal: We arrre here to enslave or murrdejjrr infidels.

    Border Force: Well, I’m pleased to tell you your interview was successful and you’ve got the job in Border Farce.

    • I’m very relaxed about the whole matter. I’ve every confidence that Rishi will go in hard, and sort the whole goddam mess out pronto.

      • Rishi the WEF s choice?
        He may as well hand over the keys to Dame Kier.
        No cunt likes him.
        Nobody respects him.
        The public don’t believe a word he says.

        He may as well not even try , stop pretending.

        May, Boris,Truss, Sunak,
        Like a line up of failures.

        Bring forth the new Hitler to rapturous applause 👍

        (Perhaps you should try for PM now that you’ve reached the exclusive echelons of Cunter of the Year! You couldn’t do any worse.- Day Admin)

  8. ….someone told me that there’s a Coloured working as a life-guard at the local swimming pool…..

    Is there no end to this madness ?

  9. Border farce and the home office are fucking useless, this story doesn’t surprise me at all. There must hundreds of thousands of cunts in the UK working on fake documents.
    They only picked this particular cunt up because or the corruption issue, the problem with the UK is no fucking backbone and the only attempt to actually get a grip on illegals was pissed away with fucking Windrush.

    Rishi and his new legislation, yes looking forward to that bollocks, you don’t need legislation to remove cunts, just fucking backbone.

    • I’ve seen more backbone on the fucking slugs that invade my kitchen when it rains than Rishi Washy Sunak. About as much use as a turd in a swimming pool.

    • I love the way they decide that a new law is needed to deal with something that’s already against the existing law. Unless the new law states that any cunt arriving on a fucking dinghy is a legal immigrant, regardless. Either way, fuck all will be done.

  10. Fuckin fuming just seen the new woke name for illegals
    They are now called small boats!!!
    Trying to dumb down the fucking low life entering out once great country
    Get a gun ship in the channel sink a cpl that will stop them

    • Dover cliffs is littered with gun emplacements. If only to have some of them put to good use right now. It’s been such a shame over the years to see them all go to waste.

  11. You couldn’t make this shit up could you.

    Oh, the irony an illegal immigrant working for Border Force, what a fucking joke.

    Almost as funny as Prince Andrew sweating in Pizza Express.

  12. Always remember attending a job at an airport for an illegal immigrant being held by Border Farce. The only ones present without a foreign accent were myself, my crewmate and the Special Branch detective.

    “Fit to detain, mate”😁

  13. Fuck me, the lunatics are running the asylum no wonder they are about as much use as a chocolate frying pan, all these government agencies are worse than useless, cunts all of them….

  14. Tory Government”Nothing to see here move along”.Shit weasels.We are stuck in a loop.Vote Reform.Bin off Fishy Rishi.Incompetent twats.

  15. just makes you wonder, how many illegal immigrants are in this country and what the fuck are they up to….!

    • At least a million but probably more like two million, fake EU passports, fake home office documents from shyster lawyers and cunts who are just off the radar working cash in hand or in the criminal underworld.

  16. I read somewhere that since 2002 the population of the UK has grown by 10 million – one of the fastest population increases in the western world. And yet people wonder why the NHS is totally fucked and there’s a massive housing shortage!

    And now we have all these migrants seeking refuge here even though they could quite easily stay in the nearest safe country from their own home.

    Border Farce have been shown up for the cunts they really are but nothing will ever change.

  17. When I look at that nomination picture and see the pips on it’s shoulder, I immediately think:

    Admiral General Commissioner Commandant Doctor Aladeen

  19. Neither Border Farce or the Home Office are fit for purpose.

    Riddled top to bottom with woke fuckers.

    I’d sack the fuckin lot of them and start again.

    They don’t function in their roles.

    They should restructure both and all employees have to reapply for the job.
    And be overlooked in most cases.

  20. ADMIN: these nomination photos are an incredibly difficult wank.
    Thomas, Cunstable C and others with have balls like tins of fusills milk, at this rate.

    Any chance of some relief for the poor lads. If the image also contained a vintage British sports car I, I mean Thomas would be most grateful.

    (Looking at the next few scheduled noms there’s nothing to get in a frenzy about in terms of header pics regrettably – Day Admin)

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