Scooby Doo Goes Woke

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My Fellow Cunters.
For your Cuntsideration:

Scooby Do goes woke!

An “Old man smitthhhers!” cunting please, for the makers of this updated version.

Yeah, yeah, yeah-I know it’s a cartoon and cartoons are for kids-BUT, like other iconic shows and characters from our childhood, another one is given the “BAME” makeover.

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Velma is now a full on Indian lesbian and Shaggy is now called Norville and blacker than Gary Linekunt!

“Like yikes Scooby. Dem men in white sheets is waaaaycist, innit!”

Scooby Don’t 👎

Nominated by: Cuntfinder General

And supported by: Captain Magnanimous

Scooby Doo is,a cunt, isn’t he.

Zoinks! How can this loveable cartoon have irritated so much? Freddie was a camply-dressed groover, Daphne was a foxy gînge with matching snatch, Shaggy was an anxious stoner, Scooby was an exciteable Great Dane high on “snacks”, Velma was an fastidious rug-muncher, and Scrappy was an irritating, little runt.

Velma, the myopic doughnut-puncher, has been “re-written” as an arms-folded, woke, anti-white, dark girl. That’s right. Velma has gone blackaface.

Will Shaggy be a drug-dealer?
Will Fred insist on being called Freda?
Will Scooby identify as a black labrador?
We could’ve kept it as a classic. And we could’ve got away with it if it weren’t for these meddling cunts.

55 thoughts on “Scooby Doo Goes Woke”

  1. Yikes!!!

    I loved Scooby Doo as a nipper.

    The rot set in with the introduction of scrappy Doo in my opinion.

    ADHD in a puppy isn’t lovable.

    But this😮

    Shaggy was a cowardly smackhead type, now he looks like Will Smith?!

    But Velma?
    I had my suspicions she liked fish fingers,
    I thought it was just because she was plain looking,
    But Indian?
    Why?
    I’d of said make her Down Syndrome,

    Just take away a chromosome not change her race!!

    Jinkys!!

    • Scrappy Doo was a little cunt.

      The woke will laugh at you if you misn about shite like this.

      “It’s just a cartoon (scoff)!”

      They know what they’re doing. I just hope it’s realistic and Shaggy stabs some cunt in every episode and Thelma is forever trying to get to see Daphne’s tits (hiding in the bushes in her neck garden for 3 days etc.)

  2. Thankfully there is still a place for white characters in the cartoon.

    The ghosts will obviously be white, nothing changed there.
    The crooks will also be portrayed as white middle aged men.
    Come to think of it, nothing has changed there either.

    From my childhood I can’t remember ever seeing a black criminal in Scrooby Do.

    Perhaps they have always been woke.

  3. I always knew shaggy and scooby were pot heads, always had the munchies.

    Racial stereotyping.. should make scooby a sniffer dog and then him rip out shaggys throat.

  4. I am waiting for the introduction of black characters to replace traditional puppets.

    Especially Sooty and Sweep.

    It’s going to be a real dilemma if they make Sooty black.

    What the fuck would they change his name to?

  5. I expect Top Cat will receive a wokeover next.
    Benny will be a black cat who croaks under Officer Dibble’s (white) knee after trying to buy a can of Whiskas with a dud note.

    • What about yogi bear, can’t have a bear of colour stealing all those picnic baskets.

      • Fred and Wilma Flintstoned, residents of Budrock.
        Pet dinosaur ‘Dunno’.
        No need to change their baby’s name – apparently ‘Pebbles’ is ghetto slang for crack cocaine.
        Best friends Barney and Betty Rouble, their Russian neighbours.

  7. It’s about time Fred , Barney, Wilma and Betty all turned black. Then we could be told about all the great inventions they came up with in the Stone Age. Of course it would have to be the STONED Age. I seem to remember Dino was always very awkward around female dinosaurs so perhaps he could be gay or trans? Bam Bam was always a destructive little cunt so he can stay white. Yabba Dabba Doooo!
    Ya get me fam?

    • Is Scoob still a Great Dane?

      Or now a trans/chihuahua?

      I’m more upset by this genetic engineering of cartoons than a grown man should be.

      But sooties, alphabet people,
      They’re nothing more than a mobile grooming gang!

      Bet the inside of the Mystery Machine Stinks
      ?

    • Freddie-a black Fred Flintstone?
      Now you are really pushing the boundaries of reality: a black man who works and provides for his family?
      Who are you? The man who storyboards the advertisements on British television?

      Every single fucking one of them…..

  8. I don’t know why they just stopped at two characters.

    Why not make Fred a full on, flouncing and mincing Gaylord and Daphne a post-op trans?

    Wonder if the dialog will include they/their pronouns?

  9. An Indian you say? I seem to remember not long ago the wokies were crying about an Indian character in The Simpsons……Apu. In fact the actor who did the voice had to apologise for the terrible raaaaaay-sism and the character was dropped. So what happened? Don’t tell me the wokies have changed their minds? Or have they just had it changed for them?

  10. I could never stand Scooby Doo….bunch of fucking Do-Gooders trespassing on other people’s property while letting their fucking dog run wild…it’d have set The Hounds on Scooby and Shaggy,beaten the camp fella to death with a lump-hammer and forced the two lassies into my Fritzel-style cellar .

    Oh they wouldn’t have been so keen of poking their beaks into the strange goings-on at Old Man Fiddler’s vast mansion after a night in my company.

    • Discrimination.

      Why wouldn’t you Fritzl Shaggy?

      He deserves a good bumming as much as daphers and Velms.

      I would love to see them interrupt your role play evenings of Fred and Rose West in the back garden.

    • Apparently despite all the criticism HBO has signed off for a second series to be made!

      Whether they will tone it down is unknown but surely it can’t get any more woke!

  13. If any cunters fancy some entirely non-woke entertainment, may I recommend a South Korean film thriller/horror called ‘Project Wolf Hunting’, honestly one of the best and most violent films I’ve ever seen.
    Oh, and ‘The Last of Us’ on HBO Max (+ Pirate Bay!) is splendid too.

    • Thanks for the tip, Thomas. I do love South Korean, Japanese and HK films, especially the non-mainstream stuff.

  14. Once upon a time, there were clever writers and producers out there who could put themselves in the mind of a child and come up with what kids wanted.
    Crash bang wallop entertainment which, if it taught anything, usually focused on good versus bad or right and wrong.
    Nowadays children’s programming is created by adults with issues who think that kids should share their pain, political views or deviances.
    What audience do they actually think they are aiming at? Themselves for their own self aggrandisement by the looks of it.

  15. The way things are going on whites will be in the minority, and no doubt TV producers will be keen to do a reimagining of the 70s TV show “Roots” with the roles very much reversed – with Kunta Kinte replaced with Cunty Whitey

  16. Yet more re written work to suit the brave new world.
    Where eventually the white race will be an irrelevance….

    Dear dear, what a complete pile of 💩

  17. The dirty feckers could run riot through the back catalogue of children’s programmes woking them up, the skys the limit for the warped depraved gits.
    Captain Pugwash, the Clangers,Ivor the Engine, Bagpuss, Wacky Races etc etc they are all predominantly white and normal (straight) so are ripe for a woke over. Fuck no wonder I’ve ended up so bitter watching all that shit as a chavvy.

  22. Never watched the shit, but still don’t want it to change for the benefit of cunts.
    The lineup; is of a poof in action, a sun worshipper, Morrissey with a rubber glove on his head and a devious looking tart.

  24. Remember when my daughter was younger we were watching the film scooby doo 2, and there is a scene where Velma dresses up in a red latex catsuit to go on a date. This scene was obviously inserted for the dads watching as I was wanking over that scene for a good few days after.

    Have a google..Velma red catsuit.

    The actress that played velma is actually a lot hornier in real life than the actress that played daphne.

    The typical geeky librarian look with the glasses and prim hairdo…then removes said glasses and lets hair down. You know what I mean.

  25. Velma goes blackaface.
    Excellent, Captain Maggers.

    I used to watch this and enjoyed it. Sad. Go woke, go shit.

    Hoo-ee Hanna Barnara, what a bunch of cunts.

  28. Haha this is comical.

    Have you noticed that dem honkies are the only colour of people who can be used to play a ‘daft cunt’?

    And it has to be a bloke. Like George pig in Peppa pig. They make the father put to be a complete fucking oaf.

    Works long hours to support his family as a structural engineer, then comes home to be told he’s a Terry fuckwit from little Peppa.

    Also it appears from some of the reviews. Velma is now the desired sex object of the series.

    So:

    White velma = 10 pinter.

    Black velma = 10/10 sex on legs.

    Personally I’d bang Daphne. The fact she’s now PRC Asian means I still want to bang her but sniff her farts prior to this.

    The only positive of this: Asian redhead daphne. Ace.

  30. Mindy Kaling is the actress/comedian/producer behind this re-boot. Unsurprisingly she is an effnik herself. Clearly she sees herself as Velma, the (now) Asian, brainy one.

    And from her Wiki page, she may be a haddock supper lover – two babies by fathers whose identity is undisclosed.

    Why do these cunts feel they have to fuck around with children’s favourites to meet some personal ambition?

    Yikes and fuck off!

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