Sam Smith (5)

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As we all huddle up here in Britain trying to keep warm, I’m sure that you’ll be cheered by the heartwarming sight of one our greatest ever music icons flaunting itself in the sun somewhere.

There are pictures of a superbly ‘ripped’ Sam flaunting itself in a g-string, then wiggling its perfectly toned bum while strolling along a beach.

I’ll have to hide these from the wife. One look and she’ll be frothing like a beck in a storm.

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(Don’t click the news link if you’ve just eaten! – Day Admin)

Nominated by: Ron Knee

99 thoughts on “Sam Smith (5)”

  1. Does this bloke own the brewery in Tadcaster?
    Sam Smith’s Nut Brown – delicious.

  4. Never heard of it, but it’s a bit of a porker, innit?

    “Cue banjos”

    Sqeal, piggy!

  6. I see he has a “friend” called Jeffrey. That’s nice. I expect they go out together pissing it up and pulling birds.

  7. What a cunt. I just hope some Somali pirates board the wankers boat and makes the mother fucker (and his boyfriend) walk the plank into a shoal of great white sharks……….

  8. Jesus tap dancing Christ.

    It’s that thing that sent a picture of itself to the newspaper crying during Chinese Bat lockdown in an attempt to curry sympathy.

    I thought at the time it needed the Mobile People’s Liberation Humane Execution van..

    This new abomination only proves me right.

    Good grief what a world.

  9. I suppose at least his bikini covers up his mangina, so there is substantially a lesser risk to seeing something very harmful to your wellbeing.

  10. As I sit here watching the sunset in NZ I’ve had a massive row with my future daughter in law on this sort of thing. Apparently I’m narrow minded and don’t show respect.
    I fucking hate this shit with a passion and future visits here are going to be very stressful.
    She fucking knows I won’t not visit my grandkids so I’m pretty much stuck.

    • Never mind Infidel, the bubble will inevitably burst on this sort of nonsense and anyone who held those childish beliefs will be made to look like the utter fools they are.
      As for this prick, it’s about time his gender identity mental anguish got the better of him and he topped himself.

      • Bloke, who’s not a ‘bloke’ wears womens bikini bottoms and is ‘topless’

        What the fuck is this world i’m living in coming to?

        …..and why don’ news agencies just say ‘fuck off you weird cunt’ when these cunts send in ‘promotional’ pics like this?

        …..because they are also run by cunts.

        Gen Z…….all fucked up weird cunts. To be fair..its the generation before gen z that allowed gen z to happen.

    • I suspect when your grandchildren grow up they won’t want to know you anyway. At best they might patronise you and feel sorry that you are stuck with your backward and outdated values.
      Bigot.

      • Those are my thoughts exactly FtF.
        Also thrown into the mix, ” What if your gkids grow up like blah blah blah.”
        I won’t fucking be around thankfully. say I.

        What a mess this world is!

  11. Oh my word. I just looked Ethel.

    Cannot un see that. Why didn’t I heed your warning ⛔️ admin.

  13. Ron, as I think you’re implying in your nomination, the correct possessive pronouns to use in relation to these people as individuals are the singular ‘it’ and ‘its’ and not the plural ‘they’ and ‘theirs’. This how we ‘normal’ people can and must fight back against this guff, although I have to confess I’m not optimistic we’ll succeed.

    • Absolutely Hardy.

      If this twat wants to delude himself that’s his affair. I just refuse to pander to his delusion.

  14. Things like this are why I don’t believe the Shadowy Cabal need put a lot of effort into their evil plans… here is some deranged Homosexual who is feted by the younger generation as an aspirational role-model while the press refer to him as “them” and ordinary people are under threat of prosecution if they dare publicly state the truth about “them” and his ilk.

    No,the Shadowy Cabal can just sit and wait…society is destroying itself without them having to lift a finger.

    • Morning Mr F, I trust you’re in fine fettle?
      I read in the North Hazelrigg Hazette that you excelled in your role as Widow Twanky in the local parish council’s Christmas pantomime?

      • Morning,Mr.Cunt-Engine.

        I am in a good fettle,thank you. My “Widow Twanky” did indeed steal the show….”an unforgettable performance”indeed….and how was your performance as Twinky -Winky received at the RuPaul’s drag-race auditions ?

      • I find this ‘them’ and “their ” thing confusing?

        Like he’s a coach party,
        Like it’s twenty people.

        Leopard print bikini bottoms!!
        Very Peter Stringfellow.

        Sam’s not right in the nut.
        He’s best stayed away from.

      • Yes it sounds like there’s a load of the cunts doesn’t it.

        A coach load of out of shape bikini clad and sexually confused karaoke singers pulling up at a pub in the lake District as part of a booze cruise.

        The horror.

      • It was all going well until Lala bent over in front of me and I was overcome with lust and splashed my tubby custard all over their back.

      • Aye….used to be that if somebody said that more than one character existed in their body, they were usually serial killers trying to use the split-personality defence….now they are “brave role-models living their best lives”

    • Yes F-F.
      But you have to ask yourself, how did Smith get to be the way he is in the first place?
      Truth is, the Shadowy Cabal bribed his parents and took him as a young child (along with hundreds of others) to a secret island somewhere (probably next to Epstein Island) and programmed him like a Manchurian candidate to corrupt the nation’s youth.
      Much like they did with earlier puffs – see Sir Elton John and Sir Michael Jagger, etc.

      • I’m not sure if you’ve read my seminal work ” Alan Turing invented The Gayness”, MJB….in it I babble complete bollocks involving Turing creating and combining The Fruitiness and computers….he was the original Shadowy Cabal.

        Need proof ?????!!!!!!……just search enough mental websites and no doubt you’ll find some tin-foil hatted moron who recognises My Truth.

      • ‘But you have to ask yourself, how did Smith get to be the way he is in the first place?’

        MJB……I suspect, it happened as a result of people he met on the way up being threatened with some sort of law that prevents them saying to fucking idiots like this cunt, the truth and that is he is a cunt. f he was told he was being cuntish and spurned by the press as a result he would have nipped it in the bud, but like all attention seekers, when they think they have someones attention they milk it knowing full well the law as to ‘hate’ towards these idiots is on their side.

      • A quick google of ‘sam smith bikini’ then go to images, shows puke inducing headlines in the media such as:

        ‘sam smith oozes body confidence’

        ‘sam smith thrills fans in….’

        ‘sam smith sizzles in animal print’

        ‘sam smith frolicks in the sea’

        …need I go on?

        This is nothing more than brain washing and poofty propaganda…….the unintelligent, easily led will read these headlines and will think……..’it must be me that’s wrong, and this is right, after all I am a fan, and apparently other fans are ‘thrilled’ by this, so I must have to be’

  18. I firmly believe that in a generation or two’s time we’ll be facing a nightmarish dystopian society – a cross between Orwell’s “1984” and George Lucas’ “THX-1138”

    With the WEF now the global government, everyone will no longer have pronouns, gender, ethnicity et al. Such labelling will have been abolished with everyone now treated the same – braindead “robots” following orders from their political masters and any suggestion of thinking outside of the box will be seen as a thoughtcrime!

    Social Media will be nothing more than Big Brother – everyone will have to immerse themselves into regular hourly broadcasts by our global elites telling us our duties and responsibilities for the day/wee;/month ahead. if you don’t follow the rules your social credit will be docked and you will end up in a damp dark cell.

    We’re heading in that direction at great speed and I’ll be glad I won’t be around when it finally reaches a tipping point and people realise they’ve been fucked over but it will be all too late to turn back!

    The Future isn’t what it used to be!

  20. “he’s very close to his mother” – my grans code for a disco dancer.

    “Don’t knock about with him he’s a right little puff”
    – My dad’s code.

    Sam thinks he’s breaking taboos and being daring.
    Swanning about in bikinis.
    Yawn zzzzzzzz

    In the 80s we had that Boy George and his pal Marilyn.
    They did all this shite.

    People just laughed,
    Didn’t take it seriously.

    Nowadays they do.

  22. I blame it all on “Glam Rock”
    That’s when the rot set in, turning innocent minds.
    Oh and actors, catching The Gayness by keep putting all that make up on and dressing up ‘n that!
    What a disgrace. 🙁

    • Has that cunt Glitter been released yet?
      I heard that he was getting time off for ‘good behaviour’.

      • I’m sure that he’ll find a good home with one of those kind hearted liberal types who reckon that we should have understanding and compassion for ‘minor attracted persons’.

  24. As an aside to this topic, it’s really pissed me off this Xmas seeing endless pics of ‘celebrities’ cavorting about by the beach or poolside in Antigua, Barbados, Fiji and the like.
    Do the cunts sell these pictures, or go along with the gig for publicity?
    Cunts all, but Smith’s are my favourites.
    What a tool.

    Morning all.

  25. There can be no more doubt that social media is the route of all evil and this cunt, sam, non binary preferred pronoun twat, is more evidence if any were needed.

    • The world would be a better place without social media……indeed any form of communication that offers thumbs ups, thumbs down, likes and dislikes.

      Just watch the decrease in arguments and ‘vanity’ visits from people who check their likes if these features were disabled

  26. I must say – looking at those terrible photos in the link – they are in terrible physical condition.

    They also have very poor taste in clothing.

    They are a cunt an all.

  28. How the fuck does this nonsense sell newspapers?

    You need to be the type of person whose morning routine is shit, shower and then catching up on what gormless celebrities are wearing on their holidays.

    Probably followed by a few hours of Jeremy Kyle.

    I have never met anyone who wants to be know as a plural.

    If I did then I would not play along.

    If it’s a man then it’s him and he.
    A woman is her and she.

    If a person takes offence then they can fuck off.
    I will not be part of this madness.

    • Trouble is Artful, refusal to collude with somebody’s gender dysphoria means that you can probably be done for ‘hate crime’ these days.
      Newspeak indeed.

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