Prince Harry the Spare
‘Good afternoon. This is IsAC’s Royal Correspondent Ron Knee speaking. Today I’m priviliged to bring you an exclusive interview with the Harry formerly known as Prince, prior to the release of his bombshell new book “Spare”. How are you, Your Gingerness?’.
‘Infamy! Infamy!’ *eyes swivel alarmingly from side to side*
‘I beg your pardon?’
‘They’ve all got it in for me! My family hates me, and are trying to destroy me! I’ll get them back when my book comes out, you wait and see if I don’t. *Stamps foot petulantly*. ‘I’ll even the score’.
‘But hold on. Your family’s always looked out for you. They’ve indulged you, some would say spoiled you rotten, all your life, and tried to cover up your many indiscretions. You and your wife were even part of the so-called “Fab Four”, until her narcissism ruined everything, just because Meghan couldn’t always get what Meghan wanted. So you flounced off to California calling us all racists. What exactly do you expect the Royal Family to do?’.
‘Apologise! Apologise for all the lying things my pater and his horse of a wife, not to mention my brother and his forced bride, have said about us. Meghan and I have repeatedly extended an olive branch, but they’ve shown absolutely no interest in reconciliation. They’ve betrayed us. They want to keep us as the villains!’.
‘Betrayed you? Kept you as the villains? How can I put this delicately? You sound just a little bit paranoid. There’s a school of opinion which argues that in fact, you should be the ones apologising. That all of this drama is the Duchess of Nutfux’s fault; that she’s isolated you from your family and friends, and has fuelled your insecurity, greed and jealously in pursuit of her own agenda. Perhaps if you just tried to look forward instead of backwards, and practised some of that “compassion in action” you’re always preaching…’.
‘Did you just accuse my mommy of manipulating me? *face goes purple* How dare you! You’re like all the rest of them, you vile racist. I’ll get you as well, you see if I don’t! Where’s my mommy? I want my mommy!’ *storms off*
‘Oh dear. I’m afraid that didn’t go too well, and I can only apologise. This is Ron Knee, for IsAC, returning you to the studio’.
Nominated by: Ron Knee
And on a slightly different note there’s this from Technocunt
Fuckwit Harry bragging about killing 25 “Taliban fighters”.
In his book he bragged about wiping out 25 Talibans during his 2nd tour of Afghanistan in 2012. However, Taliban leaders dispute the claim that he killed genuine Taliban fighters but may have killed innocent civilians instead.
Now we all know about “collateral damage” in theatres of war. No one likes it, but that’s just the fact of life (and death) in a war.. But in this case Harry seems to brag about the killings as if they were mere “chess pieces”
Naturally enough the international community are in uproar about these shameless confessions, especially from someone like him. The Taliban in particular are far from happy about the mass slaughter, even though they can’t say much about their own ruthless killings of innocent civilians in their own backyard.
The real problem, however, is that this may reignite terrorist activity in this country. And with so many migrants allowed in with little or no security checks, then who knows who their sympathies are with!
Harry of course will be immune from any of this, safely tucked away in Wokifornia. But if there are murderous reprisals in the UK by the likes of the Taliban or ISIS or some other nutter group, then he will have blood on his hands.
Jeezum Priest isn’t happy with Harry either
Don’t bother buying the book ( as if!)
You won’t need to buy ‘Spare’, as it’s practically being serialised by the press. Not that any but the most insane of contributers to this site would buy it anyway.
As I’ve previously stated, you’ll get a free copy when you purchase, at a remaindered book store near you, a copy of
” Muh struggle as a bl@ck woman and the hell of being Married to Harry”
Pair of cunts, for sure.
Target firmly painted on his back, his family’s back and the UK as a whole’s back.
Religious fundamentalists such as the Taliban and their ilk aren’t some Netflix documentary or an interview with Oprah fucking Winfrey.
Well done Harry – you fucking utter brain-dead clown.
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Really hard to see how they can come to the Corry now as well. It’ll be a massive security issue.
He should also realise that fanatics with a huge grudge, long memories and loads of patience.
Talk about fucking yourself up for the rest of your life. Megsie has now got another ground for leaving him; ‘ah fear for mahself and the little ones…’.
He really ain’t the sharpest tool in the box.
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How many times can this stupid cunt go on shooting himself in the foot?
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Till he’s got no feet leff to shoot. Then – with any luck – he’ll blow his own head off….
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Harold could cry when his mummy died he says.
Awwww.☹️
Well you’ve never fuckin stopped since have you??
Fuck me, she’s been dead quarter of a century!
Deal with it.
Look to your kids, be a man .
I wish you’d of been sat on your man’s knee that fateful night, you moaning cunt.
Ps
My mum’s in rude health 👍
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Couldn’t.
Couldn’t cry.
Waaaa-😫
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Sat on her knee. That would of been awkward as she had dodi’s cock in her mouth..
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That shit about his dead Mother is ridiculous…..thousands of children lose a parent at an early age…..some end up in care…but none of them will have the benefits that this dolt enjoyed….money,Nannies, a family prepared to bend over backwards to help him, top-class schools, entrance exams fiddled to accommodate him, drug-test avoidance while serving etc.,etc.
He disgusts me and I don’t think that the rest of the Windsors come out of the whole affair too well either.
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I bet there’s a hell of a lot of other children who have lost a parent at an early age wish that they could have experienced the lifestyle that he “suffered”.
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I’d be a bit careful of the Afgani’s/ Taliban and the rest of that assorted rubbish. They;ve seen of the Ruskies now the Yanks and NATO so some ginger wanker should be a bit of piss.
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Bragging about killing 25 ragheads.
Yet screams blue murder his brother broke his necklace.
What a freckled soft bollock.
He’d throw anyone under the bus to avoid personal responsibility.
I think Diana planned that crash as suicide to get away from this needy little skirt clutcher.
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As I’ve said many times MNC, that fucking throbber was so far east of Helmand he was more use to the fucking Bengal Lancers. I’m really hoping the top brass come out and shoot this fucking Walt’s claims down in flames!
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I did wonder about the broken necklace… Was it one of Mummy’s pearl ones? Frightfully expensive to re-string, don’tcha know!
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That “I killed for my Country” is nothing more than an attempt to bounce the taxpayer into footing his private security bill…the act of a stupid,selfish man who doesn’t care that he has given every would-be terrorist an excuse to seek out “revenge”.
The House of Saxe Coburg Gotha has delighted us for long enough….time for the whole ridiculous circus to pack up and leave town.
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To be honest Dick I served the late Queen for over 25 years and had no problem with that. It was my choice and I traded having no money and nowhere to live for 3 meals a day and a roof over my head but as far as I am concerned now that HM has gone, the RF has absolutely no meaning especially with that jug eared cunt on the throne. Time for a republic I think.
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Foghorn… I cab totally understand anyone respecting The Queen and what she ( and you) stood for and represented but Charles and his family are a different kettle of fish and a total anacronism as far as I’m concerned….bowing and scraping to a rather stupid and selfish family doesn’t sit well with me.
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Fair one! I met most of them and to be honest the best one was Edward. Totally unsuited to military life but gave it a shot. Nice guy but totally out of his depth as a Marine. That total cunt Andrew and mine crossed more than once and I was never impressed. If HM fails to keep his promise to massively downsize I think it will be GAME OVER when he croaks!
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Has anyone got King Charles the Spaniel in Deadpool? He can’t be long for this world.
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Harry Windsor didn’t shoot 25 Talibans. He captured them and talked to them about his dead mum and his awful life living in a palace. Then they all shot themselves.
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So, little ginger cunt known as ‘bunker Harry’ killed 25 Taliban did he? Ok you fucking little Walt, when did this happen then? Playing Apache Gunship on the Xbox that you totally monopolised doesn’t fucking count! Well cunt, they didn’t hesitate to lock up Marine A for slotting one of the fuckers so I hope you get what’s coming to you and that disgusting creature you married! If there are any repercussions to anyone caused by your bragging I swear to God I will slot you myself.
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Don’t think you’ll have long to wait….I expect the Mullahs are already screeching to the faithful about the Crusader Prince bragging that he slaughtered innocent Islamists
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Just like Blazing Saddles.
A six year old kid…..
Little bastard shot me in th ass!
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In a country where a six year old shoots a teacher I suspect there are plenty of nutters only too willing to be the one that shot Harry.
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From Sickipedia today…..
“A teacher is in a critical condition, after being shot by a six-year-old pupil in Virginia.
A spokesman for the NRA said, ‘This would never have happened if the teacher had also been armed, she could have plugged the little bastard first.”
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A frog in a fog from the picture, with Toad of Toad Hall.
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It really is hard to know where to start with this twat.
Reckons he had frostbite on his knob at his bro’s wedding. Reckons that Big Willy pushed him and tore his ‘necklace’. Reckons that Megsie ‘channels’ his Mom, and that she sings to seals and they sing back…
The guy keeps digging a bigger hole for himself, then blames everybody else for the mishap when he falls in.
He’s become a laughing stock, and it’s all grist to the serpent’s mill when the time comes to go for divorce, on the grounds that he’s not all there and she’s scared.
Christ they really do deserve each other.
Morning all.
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Morning Ron! The pair of them are fucking mentally unstable, that’s for sure but I’m hoping she talks him into a double suicide so they can be with his mum, the daft cunt. I tell you, nothing boils my piss faster than the mention of these cunts. Just when I thought the Tourette’s had cleared up😤😤🤯
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Aye up Foghorn.
The bit about finding Megsie at his Mommy’s graveside, asking for inspiration and guidance, and then telling him that Diana was at their shoulder, sounds like cynical manipulation on the Snake’s part.
Fuck me this guy is gullible, and a bit delusional by the sound of it. Migraine has really got him where she wants him.
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Maybe we could fix him up for a seance with the only psychic with any credibility? The legend that is……Clinton Baptiste!
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“…….I’m getting the word….NONCE…..”
“…….also the term…..FUCKING WALT….”
🤔
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“…….I’m getting the word….NON.CE…..”
“…….also the term…..FUCKING WALT….”
🤔
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She sings to seals?? I can imagine their response – every single seal in the world belting out the “You are a cunt” song!!
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She sings to wax seals on fat envelopes. Spoilt cunts.
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Megain channels his mum? I knew there was a John and Yoko vibe about Harry and the Markle Locust. Lennon used to call Fucking Ono ‘Mother’, the demented emotionally crippled fucker that he was.
So that’s it… Harry is an oedipal cunt. The Frankie Abbott of the monarchy.🤣
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Is he purposely heading for a Mental Home to escape the half castes clutches ?
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He realises a heavily promoted book slagging his family off and then wonders why they won’t reconcile with him.
What a thick cunt.
He’s cuntstruck and the poor bastard will find out one day what’s what.
Fuck the lot of them off anyway. Waste of money.
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‘Releases’
FFS
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I really don’t understand why anyone would listen to this stupid cunt. I detest him and his wife. Every time that they open their cakehole a torrent of shite comes out. Lying fucking scumbags. The only good thing he has done is make the parasites demise a lot sooner. We can all hope.
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Who do you think is feeding his arse ?
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If he really did kill 25 Peacefuls then he’s gone way up in my estimation. It sounds like bollocks to me but true or not, the Peacefuls are not known to take this sort of shit laying down. Look at that cunt Rushdie……..it took a long time but they got to him in the end. California is full of Peacefuls and you can buy a gun in the fucking supermarket. Watch your back Harry boy, you fucking wanker.
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I expect “revenge” is more likely to come at some kiddies pop concert or random stabbings in the street,Freddie…..lot easier target than some Cunt tucked up in his mansion in America.
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Lol at the new username DF
But yes, one does wonder what he’ll say when some nutter self detonates at a kids’ pop concert, when the pre splat video says he did as revenge for Harry’s exploits in Afghanistan?
He’s an idiot.
Has he not got anybody advising him? Oh I forgot. It’s probably that bollock crusher Mrs of his, isn’t it?
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Yep, and one thing’s for sure Dick, it won’t be Hazbeen’s fault. Nothing ever is.
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Idea for a one off Netflix episode. Harry to emulate Edward on Its a Royal Knockout, wet sponge the nasty Taliban before they crack out the rifles. I’d watch it.
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Sony are probably working on the Playstation game already…
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That cunt is no prince nor it seems is he a man.
A broken necklace? Who is he? Fucking Barbara Cartland?
I’ll not pass comment on what may or may not have happened during his military service but I will say is we should not seek to appease Islamic Extremism under any circumstances whatsoever.
They are our mortal enemy and deserve to be utterly eradicated.
Anyhow the Ginger P.ussy should be stripped of all rank and title and have his passport and diplomatic documents ceremonially burnt.
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I’ll tell you what fucks me right off, is when they would show pics of him wearing the uniform of a Royal Marines Officer, and the cunt had the fucking gall to wear the green lid! He wore that and then we hear he got mullered by an RAF Officer and had to call his therapist. I think it’s a typo and he actually called the rapist, or Andrew as he’s more commonly known!
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Fire him out of a cannon.Ginger whinger.
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It’s a Royal Knockout?
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The smell of hopeless farts..
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Yes
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I have a problem with the name ‘Harry Halfwit’. It implies that he is merely a bit simple, but harmless.
The truth is, he’s a mentally deranged interbreed with severe mummy issues and therefore fucking dangerous.
Harry Quarterwit doesn’t even come close to describing this idiots lack of common sense.
The sooner the taliban fit an explosive device to his cars ignition system the better for us all.
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I agree, Field Marshal.
It makes him sound like a benign fool, when he’s anything but.
I think I’ll follow the Admin example and refer to him as Fuckwit from now on.
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Ostracized by family. Assaulted and thrown into a dog bowl.
This is simply a case of what happens to the ginger stepchild.
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Killed 25 Taliban.
‘Stallioned’ an older woman in public behind a pub.
Got a frostbitten knob.
A former mate of mine used to come out with hyperbolic nonsense like this.The rest of us nicknamed him ‘Tit’.
So Tit, who’s your ghost writer, Hans Christian Andersen?
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‘Mounted her quickly’ apparently.
I see the media race is now on to ‘out’ the cougar in question. I’m surprised the bookies haven’t started giving odds.
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Vordernorks??
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Noooo, she’s mine 🤣
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Katie Price?
Not many fellas she hasn’t had parting her ample beef curtains.
I bet you’ll now get loads of slappers claiming it was them so they can sell a story.
He’ll have to deny or confirm each claim. I bet his wife will love all that and definitely won’t be chucking shit at him lol.
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Hope it wasn’t carol vorderman… 😉
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My money is on Carol Vorderman. Lucky ginger whinger.
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Doubt it was Vorderman, but good luck to Ginger if it was. I bloody would.
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My money’s on it being his mother’s rotting cadaver.
They’re a fucking weird lot, those Royals. I wouldn’t put a spot of oedipal necrophilia past any of them.
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Strangely enough, Geordie I was discussing his alleged virginity loss in a field to some pissed up old cougar and I said it’s probably bullshit as she could have made a few quid off the story. Dry as a bone his reply was “Would you ever confess to fucking a ginger?” Fair one! However, pissed up old lady who’s very fond of horses? Camilla??
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Some bird named Catherine Ommanney, former ‘reality star’, had a ‘string of dates’ with the Clown Prince when she was 34 and he was 21.
She implies that Hazza wasn’t a virgin when they met, thereby implicitly ruling herself out.
‘He seemed to be looking for someone older to offer him wisdom and guidance’ trilled the lady. No shit. Seems like the story of his life.
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I knew a few who confused outright bollocks with the truth,
Including a bellend at work that we gave the nickname IBM (as in the US computer giant of the eighties).
Incredible Bullshiting Man.
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Fucking hell! Same thought at the same time. There must be something in it!
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Must be! Not sure I can look at her pic on my bedroom ceiling anymore 😢
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Probably the Taliban story might help him go out like his dear old mum. Since the ruffle of the cufflinks from his stepdad did no harm.
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Cry me a river you entitled cunt, endlessly playing the same old sob story on the worlds smallest violin. Any sympathies should lay with the public who’s lives have now been put in danger by Halfwits bragging. No danger of a suicide bomber at his local vegan deli in California.
Cunt.
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We’re a very very long way from the fairy-tale wedding on that beautiful summers day. How the crowds cheered. How they were taken into the Nation’s heart. How glorious it was.
Yes how much love there was for the two of them setting out on life together.
Yes the dawn on of a new age with her exotic heritage and everything.
Ann Widdecombe-‘She’s trouble’.
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Can’t wait for the Meg-a-book, bound to be a best seller, the Spare is just a warm up for the main event 😂
‘My life a a spare prick’
What did the halfwit say William said about her, she is rude, abrasive and a cunt 😂
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The cunt’s best story is the one about his “father” joking about the possibility of Major Hewitt being his real dad. Can you see Charlie boy doing that? That’s just not a subject for amusement. I take it he’s not expecting any pocket money from Buck House in the future.
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Halfwit was a disgrace to the Uniform of the RM. Having served myself, he had no sense of duty and he is clearly totally unbalanced. He can’t possibly have PTSD – he sat in a bunker, then occasionally flew in an Apache – I wonder if he really malleted any Taliban, but he has now successfully painted a target on his back – and maybe worse, other service personnel.
I’ll keep this short.
Harry Halfwit is a cunt
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Killed 25 Talibannies did he?
Like shooting fish in a barrel.
The Queen bent over backwards to support this ungrateful whining Britain hating shit when he went to Afghanistan.
The Palace negotiated an agreement with all UK media outlets to have a total blackout of news on the fact he was serving in Afghanistan and his whereabouts.
This was an acknowledgement that Halfwit was a prime target because of his status, but also to ensure his colleagues would be safe.
He did two short tours in Afghanistan, protected by a special team from the SAS during his deployments.
These tours of duty were half the length of those served by most soldiers, partly because of the need to provide him with special protection.
The first was for 10 weeks between December 2007 and February 2008.
He returned home after an Australian media outlet blew his cover and it was decided he was too much of a target.
After retraining on Apache helicopters with the Army Air Corps he went back to Afghanistan as a co-pilot and gunner in 2012 for 12 weeks.
During these tours it was the unswerving cooperation of the British media that helped keep him and his unit safe.
The same media that Halfwit now reviles and verbally abuses at every opportunity.
He also said it was Kate and Baldilocks who told him to dress up as a Nazi.
Strange how it’s always someone else’s fault when things don’t go his way…
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The Taliban knew he was there about an hour after he arrived due to informants in camp. In his time there he managed to annoy the fuck out if not only his fellow officers but rank and file. It all came to a head when he threw a major screaming tantrum with brigade commanders because they wouldn’t let him do what he wanted because no pilot would fly with him. A couple of SBS operatives were seriously gunning for him to read him his horoscope with one of them right in his face. Apparently the little weasel was shaking like a leaf and unconfirmed rumour says his bladder let go. The same day he was put in the next plane out to stop a blue on blue situation.
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It makes I larf.
1 set of parasites versus another set of parasites. We bankroll one, with their multiple palaces and lackeys. Netflix and the cretins who subscribe bankrolls the other.
Fucking hilarious. The ginger fucker isnt even related except as half brother to the baldy sickly looking cunt.
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I thought this ginger head-case told the world he was fucking of to California to escape the media, pressure and all the trappings of the British Monarchy in order to lead a quiet life and avoid any chance of history repeating ala his mother.
Well since he moved never a day goes by without the idiot or his actress wife in the ‘news’ somewhere.
As for advertising his dalliances with the ragheads, well I hope that works out well for him and his family, I’d suggest a Croft on the the Falklands Islands as somewhere that may be devoid of peacefuls, but they have longer memories than Elephants, just ask Salmon Rushdie…. I just hope he’s not put any proper servicemen/women he ‘served’ with into danger.
Harold Hewitt old son, just shut the fuck up and get lost, for all our sakes’ there’s a good chap. No one cares or gives a toss.
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I applaud Hewitt Jr👏👏👏
His actions may hasten the end of the monarchy and that is just fine and fucking dandy, with me👍
The idea that somebody has a “Divine right of Kings”, like Tutankhamen in 2022 is fucking preposterous.
Let’s have a referendum on that one, eh😉
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The GTMB (Grudge Toting Manbaby) is hilarious. Pure comedy, this cunt.
‘Used like a Stallion’? The ginger fanny has been reading his mater’s old Jilly Cooper books. That line is as lame as he is.🤣 And the nameless cherry stealing cougar behind the alehouse is straight out of Rod Stewart’s ‘Maggie May’. Except, with Rod, it was a true story. Not very original the GTMB, is he? I can almost hear old Rodders croaking ‘ That’s my story, you little ginger cunt!’
And the Taliban stuff is pure walt with sugar on it. If this cosseted mater’s boy ginger pussy was put anywhere near the line of fire, then I am a Scouser.
And anyone who did off 25 Taliban nutters would not blub over a broken necklace. Pure bullshit. I tell you, if the GTMB wasn’t balling that faux black trailer trash, I’d say he was a fairy boy….
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I don’t think he’s screwing her much. He’s just her gimp.
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Probably right, MMCM.
Archie and errr Thingy probably aren’t even his kids.
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Spare reads like the diary of Adrian Mole, aged 11 and three quarters. In fact I would say Adrian Mole was more of a man than the Half-Wit Prince.
I’m bemused as to why the Half-Wit has made all these tasteless revelations. In addition to the reckless comment about his Taliban kill-rate (which has put a target on his forehead), do we ned to know that he had frostbite on his penis, that he’s a magic mushroom addict, that he lost his virginity behind a pub to a old horsey trollop who then slapped his ass and that William decked him, breaking his girly necklace so he landed with his ass in a dog’s bowl. His esteem was low before but now overnight he’s metamorphosed into a royal version of Mr Bean.
I’m really non-plussed as to how he thought these revelations could make him look good. I suspect Nutmeg is behind it. Apparently, she took over from the ghostwriter who was hired to do the job. I suspect she thinks all these tasteless revelations will help her if she ever choses to divorce Half-Wit. All she cares about is her vendetta against the royal family – she’s made half-wit collateral damage to further her agenda, just like the chess piece Taliban fighters Harry bumped off.
What a moron.
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‘It’s not about the prince I was born as, but about the man I’ve become’.
More like the big girl’s blouse he’s become, the big fanny.
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