Okay cunters, in the global pantheon of cuntitude this is pretty low-level stuff. But at the supermarket yesterday I noticed that all the disabled bays were occupied, and not one of the vehicles therein was displaying a blue badge. Predictably most of them were cars for entitled cunts – Range Rovers, Land Rover Discovery, Mercs, BMWs etc, the sort deliberately chosen by arseholes who aim to lord it over, intimidate and bully other road users.
Now I’m not disabled, so this doesn’t affect me. But for someone unable to walk or who is registered blind, being unable to park close to the supermarket entrance because of these lazy, selfish bastards must be really frustrating. This nom isn’t going to win COTY, but would you agree with me that these people are cunts?
Nominated by: Geordie Twatt
And supporting link provided by: Everyonesacunt
A link to an story by a disabled driver to back up this worthy cunting.
The header pic is a double cunt. An X5 driving pie-key. That takes some beating.
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An X5 Driving pie-key dragging a police officer down a country lane a for several miles-wins the prizeđą
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I totally agree with this fine cunting and never, ever park in disabled bays. However, some carparks do seem to have an inordinately high ratio of them to “ordinary” spaces, which can be a right pain in the arse.
A good few years ago now a Hungarian colleague of mine was spending a week with me in UK to learn the ropes as it were (Christ she was fit!!!) and on about the fourth day, attempting to find a space outside a particular supermarket, she remarked.
“Shit, is everyone in this goddam country a fucking spastic”?
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And often far too many Parent & âToddlerâ parking spaces. Some kids I have seen are easily of primary school age, pure fucking laziness! & I if you are genuinely disabled, & park there, because all the disabled spaces are full of abusing cunts, then god help you, as you are faced with a flying handbag, on the end of some screaming mother with her 6 year old baby.
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Good Morning,
My mother and I parked in a mother and child space once, she was 82 and I was 53.
You get to an age when you donât give a fuck.
Having said that I was listening to the new Chief Constable f Essex about 10 years ago on the radio. He was saying that people donât understand Police methods. He gave an example of telling his officers to check all cars parked in disabled bays without a blue badge. He said something like 80% belonged to people with criminal records and very often had something outstanding against them. That was because they belonged to people who had no respect for societyâs normal behaviour.
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I think the unwritten rule re parent and child should be if the child doesnt require a buggy or pram then you should park in a regular space. After all, the idea is to allow wider access to pull up a buggy the car to transfer a child. Even the parent and child sign normally shows a pram or buggy. Lets be honest, we are all somebodys child even at 53 years old.
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I hope you told her the truth and said “no but most of them are”.
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I chuckled and replied pretty much that pissedoff.
Her English was perfect and delivered in a thick but bloody gorgeous “Russian Spy” sort of accent.
To hear her come out with that was A. A bit shocking and B. A fucking turn-on…..
She was a fucking stunner and wore skin-tight jeans with a very obvious and prominent cameltoe.
Didn’t get to fuck her though…..đ
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Off topic, in my town recently, some do as you fuckinâ likeys drove into town and abandoned their car in the middle of the small pedestrian precinct whilst they went into a cafe for a late breakfast. Thankfully it was only women and children, but they were all still in their best pyjamas, slippers, etc and therefore didnât embarrass themselvesâŠ
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there used to be a gang of the fuckers near me who did the same. Made the town a virtual no-go area as people stayed away. But of course you can’t complain about them being pikey filth.
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It’s not just disabled bays unfortunately. It’s also the baby priority parking bays too.
Selfish, lazy cunts who can’t be arsed to walk a few extra yards to the shops who think it’s their god given right to park where the fuck they want.
You’ll normally find a fat-ginger chav family responsible or a dinghy raider who’s set up shop in a town near you doing this dispicable shit.
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It’s just indicative of the ‘Me Me’ attitude to society, nowadays. We are becoming a nation of fucking selfish cunts which is spreading to all age demographics, with absolutely no shame whatsoever in their cuntitude. As long as they’re okay, that’s all that matters so, fuck you. I think it’s gotten worse since ‘Lockdown’. You only have to look at the hoarding by these fuckers, toilet roll etc, to see when it started getting worse. These fucks are either shameless or have skin as thick as a fucking rhino, or most likely a combination of both. Absolute fucking vermin.
And it’s going to get worse.
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spot on Gene – it seems to be since lockdown and I said as much to Lady C yesterday. The standard of driving is appalling. I notice it more when out on bike (pedal or powered).
ps – I am a considerate cyclist and never ride like a cunt. However, I am often called a cunt by other cyclists for calling out their cunt behaviour (think that ie enough cunts in one sentence).
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I’ve never had a problem with the Handicapped getting parking near to shops but don’t see why it should be free…there are plenty of other people struggling for money at the moment who aren’t Handicapped.
I thoroughly object to spaces near shops dedicated to lazy,benefit-claiming parents and their walrus-pup brats….make the Cunts park as far away as possible,it’ll help them get a bit of weight off. I have no problem parking my very expensive 4×4 in those “ENTITLED SPONGER WITH LAZY BRATS” bays because my vehicle is less likely to get dinged by some Cunt with them being wider.
PS….One reason I wouldn’t let Handicapped park too close to shops is that I might get mowed down by some shoe-leather saving Evel-Knievel (who arrived in a van converted to look like the Popemobile) in his rush to block the entrance as him and his other marathon-dodging friends meet up and make the foyer look like some kind of scrapped Terminator reclaimation yard.
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had a row with some chav family as they had parked their (obviously) motability SUV right on top of some crocuses last spring. Nice green verge all carved up. Apparently, it was because Mrs Chav was disabled (my arse). I said that didn’t give them the right to fuck up the environment for everyone else. You can imagine the response I got….
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It’s driving standards in general..
Any time I go to a car park I find the spot furthest away from everyone.
But normally on my return someone has parked next to me, a whole empty car park!! Are these cunts worried that the car will get lonely.
https://youtu.be/474okl1JWRw
Pig parking.
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I’d have chinned the moaning Gasbag.
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there’s an africunt parking twat near us who gives out tickets for even being an inch over.
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Even parking in racist. Won’t be the same for his creed. “Oh it’s you! Didn’t see you behind those tinted windows. Yes there’s plenty of space there. Over the line by a foot? Never saw it.”
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This happens to me as well Barry. It’s just bizarre.
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I’d like to see a new bylaw so that when these cunts get back in their car after shopping the vehicle is immediately chained up then crushed flat with the driver inside.
That would learn them to be disabled.
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An elegant solution, Unkle.
I like it.
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Saves on the gas bill as well.
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As much as I agree with this cunting, it has to be said that there is an over proliferation of disabled spaces in many towns. In much the same way as there seems to have been an explosion in the amount of blue badge holders.
Where I live youâd think WW1 had only just ended judging by the amount of disabled spaces.
Having said that, anyone who parks there who shouldnât is a cunt. But Iâd say the same for those with a blue badge whoâve got fuck all wrong with them.
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There was a story on Rip Off Britain yesterday about the rise in thefts of Blue Badges. Cunts putting your windows in and running off wth the bloody thing. It’s about time the system went digital.
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apparently it’s very common outside football grounds on matchdays. But I guess it is the response to nonsensical and draconian parking rules (i.e. money making schemes for the council). However, I took an elderly neighbour to hospital last week (who does have a blue badge) and couldn’t see anyone with a badge parked in the disabled bays.
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Outside Wankburyâs, I see workmanâs vans and âmumsâ abusing the disabled facility.
I long to come out of the store and see an irate Joey Deacon type, berating the offendersđ
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Let’s be honest,
Disabled =fat cunt.
Or doddery old cunt who’ll limp round the supermarket getting in the way then pay in spare change at the checkout.
I don’t see why the disabled should get all the plum parking spots?
If anything put disabled bays as far from the store as possible!
they need the exercise.
It’s lack of exercise that caused their disability in the first place!
A few extra hundred yards will build up those spindly legs.
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Many disabilities are âhiddenâ now Mis. Itâs not like the old days any more, when you would have at the minimum, seen a walking stick, & when some struggled to get out of a disabled toilet. They now come in all shapes, able bodied, some with assistance dogs for whatever ailment or phobia they might think theyâve got. Equipment for this available on line, & itâs a difficult subject to challenge, so itâs now much easier to take the piss.
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My dad has a ‘ hidden ‘ disability ‘ Scunny.
Cancer, he has a Blue badge.
But he never lets me borrow it.
That’s the disabled in a nutshell.
Selfish.
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and that excellent tirade is why you are COTY. Long live the king!
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On a point of order, can I just say that in the second sentence of the second paragraph I meant ‘someone….. with a passenger who is registered blind’. I didn’t mean to infer that blind people drive!
And thanks for the link, Every.
Finally, Admin – I still prefer my title, namely ‘Able-bodied cunts who park in disabled parking bays’.
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Some of the cunts on the road nowadays could well be blind GT.
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In relation to this, a few years ago, I pulled into Bigtown Hospital to find a car with a fat, orange-faced hippo-like trollop it parked in an ‘Ambulance’ bay, so I pulled in directly in front of her, blocking her in. Got the pt off and the slag ‘told’ me to move so she could leave! Fuck me, red rag to a bull!! Over an hour in the department ‘handing over’ our patient with possibly one or two coffees and a quick call to hospital security and their parking enforcement company! Yep, she did get a ticket, plus another twenty minute wait whilst we cleaned the inside of the truck! Beautiful.
Little victories, as ‘Fletcher’ used to say, Little Victories.
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And it needs to be said those mother and baby bays are cheeky as fuck.
Leave your fuckin brats at home.
Never did Macaulay culkin any harm.
Get a nanny or ask a passerby to mind the kid.
Other shoppers don’t want to be submitted to your crying screaming spoilt offspring.
Front of store parking should be for tradesman’s vans who are often in a rush and are the backbone of the country.
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Bravo Mis, My take on that with the screaming kids is demonstrating your crap parenting skills love?
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I never understood mother and baby bays. How did they cope all of those years before they invented the stupid things? I park in the mother and daughter bays sometimes as they can fucking walk like the rest of us. My tax is paying for their handouts as it is.
As for the disableds. They can park like pricks too so fuck em too.. Park in a disabled bay as long as its not the first two.
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‘Park in a disabled bay as long as its not the first two’
If you want their parking bays, feel free to help yourself to their disabilities, too. Try taking a shit-load of apixaban and whacking your head against a wall, just to give yourself a nice subarrach, leave it for a while and then hope someone calls for help. Then, when you’re doing permanent Joey Deacon impressions, you can delight at able-bodied cunts using your parking bays.
Including the first two.
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Surely with ambulance crews on strike those roomy ‘ambulance parking ‘ bays are free to all DCI?
Seems a waste them just sat dormant!
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We’re still doing emergency work, Mis. Which is what we’re here for, anyway. Or have I missed the point?
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Can’t we time share those bays DCI?
I’m sick and tired of disguising the van as a ambulance.
I can’t park anywhere without some cunt demanding money.
It’s like Nazi Germany!!!
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A little victory but none the less heart warming DCI.
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Sublime DCI.
Affirmative cunting in action!
Love it.
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Sorry, that’s me, Ron Knee, showing my appreciation!
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All spaccas should be required to drive Invacars, like they used to in the 70s:
https://images.app.goo.gl/mmNgZtRHt6jtWNFX7
I’d love to drive one for a day – it’d be hilarious!
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Aye, Invacars, or ‘spaz chariots’ as they were known in the 70s and 80s. Did they have Mole Grips on the steering column instead of a proper steering wheel?
If Invacars were brought back the incidence of Motability Car fraud would plummet.
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There was some cunt who lived in my road in the 70s who had one of those. Didnât they have handlebars instead of a steering wheel?
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used to see them lined up at the front at footy in the old days. couldn’t do that with a motability range rover.
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Years ago, there was a funny story going around that was hopefully true. At the bottom of Portland was a roundabout. A gentleman was going round it in his spaz chariot when he fell out. They don`t have self-centreing steering so it went all the way round the roundabout and ran him over!
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Got to say, I did like the tale of the chap who parked in a disabled bay, leaped out and legged it towards the store only to be accosted by some Karen, “Hey! And what’s your disability then”? He replies “Tourrettes, FUCK OFF”! true story.
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Cheeky cunt! Touretteâs is no laughing matter! No, wait. âIâVE GOT GAY PORN IN MA HOOSE. MEGHAN, YA SLAG! GET TE FUCKâ
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I do like how the disabled want to be treated the same as usâŠuntil any opportunity arises when they can get better, special, priority advantageous (delete as appropriate) treatment for being disabledâŠ
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Well you can call it ‘low level’ Geordie, but this is just one more example of the kind of anti-social behaviour which seems to proliferate these days, and makes everyday life that little bit more frustrating and annoying for everybody else.
To quote the late great Jewish poet Rabbi Burns, ‘a cunt’s a cunt fae a’ that’.
Morning all.
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Sorry to pull you on this Geordy but surely if your registered as blind, should you really be driving a car, let alone worrying about parking spaces close to the shops.
Only joking, it fall into the nowadays people who are either that stupid that they just dont get it or dont give a fuck.
When it comes to caravaners, they know what they are doing,they just dont give a fuck, all you have to do is go motorcycling anywhere nice from March to October and you can guaranty you and many others will be held up by these cunts missing pull in space after pull in space to alleviate the backlog of cars queuing behind them all doing 19mph and if the caravan cant get around a cyclist, which invariably they never can, its 7mph for the next few miles.
Last summer i rode half way up the Devils staircase in Powys to find some cunt stuck halfway up with a caravan, i smelt the clutch before i saw the blockage, also when i squeezed around it, it wasnt even an X5 or ML pulling it but a fucking Mondeo, so this cunt had driven past the not suitable for caravans, vans,trucks signs because he didnt give a fuck, i did the same ride 2 weeks later and was expecting to see the fucker still there or at least the burned ground were it was, but somehow it had gone.
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I have some skin in the game on this one. Our younger daughter has a bad back (three crushed vertebrae) and a stiff left leg with no feeling. It’s a degenerative condition which gradually worsens over the years. She drives a hatchback with automatic transmission and has a blue badge. She has received parking tickets which should not have been issued in circumstances where she has been complying with the rules. My wife is now practised at telling these cowboys where to shove their tickets. The bastards are persistent even when they know they are in the wrong. I’m sure they squeeze lots of money out of folks they intimidate.
She was sitting in the car one day when she was approached by a local authority traffic warden who came out with the well-worn phrase known to all the disabled; “You don’t look disabled to me.” He asked what her disability was and she told him he had no right to question her about her medical history. She said the blue badge was valid and he should go do one. He didn’t persist; I wish he had.
She uses a mobility scooter to walk the dog and get to the corner shop. One day returning home as she approached the dropped kerb a car drew up and parked square across it. She politely asked the young man who stepped out if he would mind moving a car’s length along. His response; “Fuck off.” and he walked away.
My wife had a blue badge when her hip was crumbling and she was waiting for an operation. Following the operation she walks OK and she returned the badge. A near neighbour who had a temporary illness told me casually that he keeps the badge because it is convenient.
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Being an arthritic shopper, I see plenty of dishonesty whilst waiting for my taxi. The cheeky cunts even park in the taxi bay. I’ve now put a stop to that, by leaving my full shopping trolley in the space provided for my lift.
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The parent and children spaces do annoy me sometimes. Especially when I see a Mutha Bacon lookalike and 14 year old Son whoâs built like a brick shithouse getting into the car.
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Speaking of political cunts is see shergar has gone to the glue factory.
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Sorry wrong topic.
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Able-bodied motorists who use disabled parking spaces are the same as most motorists and people in general, they’re convinced they’re the only ones who matter. I’ve lost count of the number in the last twenty years who have parked at the end of my driveway preventing me leaving or returning.
That’s people for you, ninety nine per cent of them are selfish twats.
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It’s the General Public, Allan. Have you MET them? I have, and I’m not keen.
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My girlfriends son is severely austistic and she parks in disabled bays because he has a blue badge, although I don’t feel he needs to because he can walk and able bodied. Some of the looks you get even displaying a badge it isn’t worth the social stigma. Wait until he flops his pants down and has a shit on their shiney shoes and that will show he has problems.
Anyway, where the misses ain’t with me and her son is, I always park in Normal bays. Common decency has gone out the window.
Lazy cunts.
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