Harry & Meghan (14) and Netflix (8)

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The Skidmarkles’ Netflix Trailer

Rejoice! Rejoice! The trailer for the Markles’ mockumentary has arrived, and the reality show will soon be hot on its heels. I can barely contain my enthusiasm; if the trailer’s anything to go by, the series will be better than sex.

Word has it that St Migraine of Monteshiteshow is seen healing the sick and dying, and apparently the scenes where she teaches Vladimir Putin to embrace his feminine side, renounce genocide and become a warm and wonderful human being are beyond compare.

Stunning and brave. Tears have been streaming from my left eye for hours.

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Nominated by: Ron Knee

(Welcome back, Ron! – The Admin Team)

82 thoughts on “Harry & Meghan (14) and Netflix (8)”

  1. I’ve not seen any of the trailers but Lady Guzzi has ; she says that they emerge as utter twats. Lady G is not normally given to such language.

  3. Thanks Admin!

    Honestly I have to wonder about this guy.
    He had everything; admiration, privilege, titles, travel to exotic places, riches, and all the pussy he could eat.
    Then he lets himself be snared by a conniving, narcissistic sociopath, and now he trots behind her like a little lost puppy while she wears his balls as earrings.
    What a pathetic cunt. You’ve been well and truly Markled mate, by a real piece of work.

    ‘I wish Harry lots of luck, he’s gonna need it!’; D Trump.

  4. Nail on head Ron, welcome back.

    I really do wonder what on earth is going on in their heads. In a world where billions are living in abject poverty. Where even in the prosperous West probably another billion are facing post-Covid and energy hardship. Where Ubercunt Putin is slaughtering innocent civilians and reducing Ukraine to rubble. As if the world wasn’t bad enough already, we get this obscenely rich, privileged pair of cunts whingeing about how unfair life is for them. Victimhood chic.
    So which is it? Are they just completely out of touch with reality and can’t see how this looks? Or do they understand perfectly well but are so lacking in human empathy that they just don’t give a fuck about anyone but themselves? My guess is he’s the former and she the latter.

    Oh yes, and Netflix are arguably even bigger cunts.

  5. “Nobody sees what goes on behind closed doors”. Well we see what goes on behind your doors because you’ve always got a fucking camera crew back there.
    You fucking stupid ginger wanker.

    • Exactly.

      I don’t think this is going to be a howling success, at least not in the U.S., where neurotic fat women are more worried about Britney in the Bathtub.

  6. Well done Mr Knee.

    Everything on a silver platter and it’s not enough?

    Just fuck off you abject pair of C U N T S.

  7. Well what a pair of cunts, Harry force fed with platinum spoon from birth, the best of everything, got into Sandhurst with qualifications that would not get him a job at Dirty Abdul’s kebab emporium Allowed to indulge his martial fantasies in Afghanistan etc
    Many people thought he was OK did a bit for injured service personnel good show had a laugh took the piss decent chap made the most of what he had and appeared never to be a preaching hypocrite basically a damm nice chap.
    Married Markel turned into a full on woke cunt he is starting to slime towards Suckdick reality. Every decent thing he has done is now buried beneath layers of cuntishness that go beyond reason
    The man is a fool and a tool. Stay in the states you ain’t welcome.

    • According to recent postings on the internet about these pair the house they were filmed in for the Netflix series wasn’t their own:

      https://www.ok.co.uk/royal/harry-meghan-documentary-mansion-netflix-28707393

      The house belongs to a Mark Schulhof who allegedly defrauded a Veteran’s Charity of $116million. You can see that going down well with the people at Invictus Games, Help for Heroes, RBL and all the others service charities.

      Mr. Schulhof, it is said by some, has a close relationship with Meghan.

  8. Nothing says privacy like endless TV and magazine interviews, podcasts and whoring yourself to Netflix. Funny how they decided that Britain was racist after the sponging parasites wangled a £31m wedding courtesy of the taxpayer.

    Great cunting Ron, I can see this pair keeping you busy for a while. You will have to pen updates while you and the Mrs are on your Saga cruise visiting the northern lights.

  9. There was an article on the BBC website the other day entitled ‘How do Harry and Meghan make their money?’.
    Condescending cunts! It’s pretty fucking obvious isn’t it?
    The bigger question is how do they continue to make money for the rest of their days?
    If they aren’t already, people will be sick and tired of Halfwits mummy issues and Megains incessant claims of racism and the Netfux money tree will wither and die.
    I reckon they’ll embark on a Blair like mission for world peace. Setting up numerous charities with convoluted financial links to the Cayman Islands, so they can leech off of that.
    And when Charlie carks it in a few years time, he and his narcissistic little minger of a wife should be barred entry to the UK.
    Traitor!

  10. The backlash from this pile of self indulgent shite has been glorious. The clip of ginge sitting there while his wife mocks meeting his gran shows how utterly cockolded he is.
    It has completely backfired as a pity piece, as people are only watching it to slag them off.
    Sick of the sight of the cunts. And I thought they wanted privacy. Seems it’s fame and cash instead.

    • Saw on ytube that the ‘Rotten Tomatoes’ viewer approval rate is 12%, which is abysmal, and there are thousands of negative comments.
      It’s also being picked to pieces for falsehoods.
      This is their problem now. The more shit they sling about, the more people will retaliate, and the more of their own muck will be dragged into the spotlight.

  12. Poor Harry, it’s only a matter of time before the slapper ditches him. Her brats are her meal ticket for life so what does she need this boring, know nothing Mummy’s Boy for? I believe she dumped her first hubby by posting his ring back to him. Hewitt will get better treatment than that…….after all there’s another Netflix series in that story.

    • Oh, that would be priceless, the peoples princess shagged and puppied by James Hewitt, Harrybthe bastard son 😂

      One thing about Diana, she may have looked like butter wouldn’t melt but she did like cock (and mucky with it, allegedly)

    • If the Hewitt genes show up, how long will the half wit duke last with arse pain Meghan then?

      Perhaps that’s what Charlie boys nuclear option is?

      • One would hope so.

        If he whips the paternity test results out and shows the world that Harry isn’t his, the Markle-Hewitt’s little charade will fall apart and the monarchy will be held in the highest esteem for accepting the ungrateful little shit into the firm.

        If Charles ends his statement with ‘Not my circus, not my monkeys’ he will have my undying respect.

  14. One of the most overprivileged cunts on planet Earth marries one of the most self-important cunts on planet Earth, and both manage to keep a straight face when complaining about their struggles whilst being paid $millions for doing so. Only the exceptionally simple or gullible could possibly give a flying fuck about them or their brats. A pair of irredeemable, gold-plated purveyors of cuntitude.

  15. MeAgain could find racism in an old sock, silly bitch.

    She had a dream, to be the nations sweetheart but found out that you need character and a backbone and a sense of duty. Blaming everyone else was her defence.

    • A touch of charisma wouldn’t go amiss either Sick. She really is totally crass, and a charm free zone.

      • Too true Ron. She has no looks, no style, no charisma, no class, no sex appeal, no personality. Megain is shit on a stick.

        Harry must really have a thing for low class American snatch….

  16. Contemplate this. If Wills and his 3 kids were to perish, say in a plane crash or terrorist attack, our next King and Queen after Charles croaks would be………

  17. They moved to wherever to escape the intrusive and relentless media attention.

    And the Emperor is wearing his new clothes too.

    Fuck off.

  18. Read a great comment about the Markles in the media, credit where credit is due, the Daily Star’s headline last Friday was ‘Publicity-shy couple share intimate secrets with 8bn people’. 🤪

  20. I don’t have Netflix, and if this is the drivel they produce with the subscriptions, I never will.

  21. A top cunter here once called him ‘Harry Halfwit’.

    A name I have borrowed to be fair, on occasions.

    I now think that ‘half wit’ was being a tad generous.

    The ginger monge is clearly thicker than mince. Hey ho, the apples don’t fall far from the Hewitt tree.

    As for the female, she looks a slightly lighter shade of pale than our Gary Lineker and she’s an actress.

    Nuff said

  22. I’ve got nothing against Megan…she is a clever woman who has played a blinder..can’t see anything wrong with her taking advantage of a stupid,spoiled,weak congenital idiot who deserves everything he gets…I hope she finishes the Cunt and has a perfectly pleasant life sabotaging the royal family every chance she gets.

    • I reckon she’s about two-thirds of the way through the groundwork.
      The final third is when Harry becomes impossible to live with because of some bullshit reason.
      Bingo! set for life.
      But before that, hopefully she’ll have a nasty accident in an underpass, before dragging our Royal Family into any more disrepute.

      • Won’t be her that drags them into disrepute….the Cunts’ll manage that all by themselves.

  23. I don’t want to live in a world where there is a market for their “wisdom”. My hope is there isn’t and they have arrogantly assumed there is. At the very least I hope that “Markle fatigue” will soon set in for any cunts who actually like them and they get pushed into obscurity. I fear I may be overly optimistic.
    A presidential medal of freedom, golden globe, and Nobel peace prize are probably in their future.

  24. I see the halfwit is loosing his hair. Soon he’ll no longer be an anagram of his former self.

  25. The nom picture really grinds.

    What is it with ‘men’ that take fckn selfies, and with that stupid gaping maw ‘smile’? So effeminate, and he’s clearly bought into this idea that by being her girly friend she’ll let him into her knickers, as a special treat for good behaviour.

    Be a fckn man ffs, you Tarzan, she Jane (or Cheetah), STFU whining like the manlette bitch that you are and grow a pair.

    An utter fckn disgrace, as a man, a person and most unfortunately royalty.

  26. I wonder if after dragging his family through the mud she’ll have a pop at her own family. No best to shut up about them as they all think she’s a fucking lying bitch. Her father, after suffering from a stroke, has never had a visit from her despite being only 70 miles away. The poor cunt has never met Hewitt or his grandchildren. What kind of bitch could treat their own father like that?
    Of course being white he is a bit of an embarrassment to this racial justice warrior.
    What a fucking slag !

    • Her sister (that’s right, she lied about being an only child) says he’s a good father that worked his socks off for all his family and gave them a loving home.

    • You can bet your life that when Thomas Markle passes there will be accusations of sexual abuse slung around.

  27. Let me know when they show the shagging scenes. Not interested in hearing about how bad they’ve had it.

  28. That was the worst bit. Taking the Mick out of the late Queen. The long ‘curtseying’ show she did. Bending low. He looked uncomfortable. But…well he recovered himself…she’s the boss.

    • And bear in mind Miles, that they must have thought that the Queen would be around to see it.
      Fucking hell. Queen or just your Gran; who goes on the telly and does that?

  29. Why do these half cast people never ever mention the honky part of their makeup , always complaining about racism how does she deal with the honky Gene’s racing through her blacker than black body.
    Dont hear David Dickinson whining about racism and hes 20 shades darker than her, she looks like a Geordie lass after long weekend in Benidorm.

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