Dirty Rats (2)

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Fuckin Rats.

I hate rats, dirty bastard’s.
Not normally one for killing animals but I’ve killed loads of rats.

Traps, air rifle, poison,
Even with a shovel,
These fuckers carry disease.

Anyway , I’m not alone in my hatred of rats.
Seems not all modern kids are bedwetters
And not everyone from New Zealand is retarded.
These kids are great

The Guardian News Link

That was my kid I’d be ever so proud!!

Nominated by: Miserable northern cunt

85 thoughts on “Dirty Rats (2)”

  1. Yeah shoot trap poison the cunts but make “ an pleasing fur coat” ??
    Nah New Zealand golf are still one short of a dozen. Mis you made me read the guardian. Shame on you.

  2. I’m all for the return of Rattus Rattus, the black rat. 8 billion of us fuckers is far too many, so I’d welcome back Bubonic Plague.

  4. I thought Mis was too posh for rats. He might have mace though. Tripping round his gate.

    • Mace?
      I DO pronounce it like that!

      “Magenta darling, the mace have been nibbling my highly expensive cheese in the pantry”.

    • Play nice pal.
      We don’t cunt other cunters here.

      Nice name, betting it’s accurate?

      • And the cunt’s that thick he can’t get my name correct when it’s written in front of him!!

        Fuck off back to Worcestershire – I’ve heard there’s a pro-abortion rally taking place near some bike sheds.

    • There’s enough cunts in this world. Dont need one on here….come here to get away from them normannomates.

    • The return of Bad Lieutenant? You’ll need DCI’s meat wagon eventually and be grateful for it

    • DCI Gene is one of the best and most informative ccmmentors on here. If ever I am in trouble and need an ambulance I hope he is in it.

      Nicely but Mis.

      • When the drivers go on strike on the 21st, the egg and spoons and the stanleys at my kidney unit wil go divvy. ‘Me no want wait!’ It’s gonna be hilarious.🤣

      • I don’t think the Patient Transport service is, Norman, it’s only us ‘Emergency’ lot. (Pretty sure we’ll still go to confirmed CAT 1’s though, just not the usual bullshit we go to, and the privates and Johnnies’s will still be about, I think).

      • Norman,

        All the best with your treatment mate.

        I was shocked to see your post. Are we really wasting time and money on coloureds now?

        Not surprised the NHS is useless if it’s going to spaff money away on that sort of nonsense.

      • Yep. Take care of that fistula, Norman. Been to one of those that was bleeding. Profusely. Cunt to tourniquet and TXA until HEMS arrived. Thought it’d never stop. Poor cow. Still alive, though.

      • Are you going on strike next week too DCI? On the news it said that the unions were not backing down but did offer to meet the Health Secretary behind some bike sheds in deepest Worcestershire.

      • I’m on a Rest Day, LL, but, I voted to strike. The service is at breaking point. Only now do the dull fuckers focus on us queuing outside hospitals, sometimes over twenty trucks at just one hospital, the others are the same, nothing to respond to calls, General Broadcasts over the radio for cardiac arrests, CPR in progress, all resources utilised – it’s soul destroying. Until the public are educated that A&E doesn’t stand for ‘Anything and Everything’, that we’re supposed to be an emergency service not a ‘Checking Over’ service or a ‘Just In Case’ service (the clue’s in the name ‘Emergency Ambulance’) and the increase in population, nothing’s going to change. As for wages, the last payrise I got pushed me into the next pension contributions bracket, so I got fuck-all!

        In case Norma wants to skulk out from behind the bike sheds and try again, we’re recruiting, and so are the nurses.

      • And a sad cunt that refreshes the page and ticks its own comment! (Which is rather obvious if you look at the comments).

      • My name is Jeff gray
        Ruislip ha4 7js and I think DCI Hunt is a cunt, as are all his ilk.
        COME ON YOU CUNT

      • Care In The Community has a lot to answer for🤣🤣🤣🤣

        What’s you favourite number? 136?

      • What is it with cranks posting their names and addresses?
        If this is real, you ain’t very bright, are you?

  6. There seems to me to be a bigger Rat problem in the House of Commons. 650 of the fuckers to be exact.
    What we need is the 2022 version of the pied Piper to drop £50 notes in a trail from Westminster to the end of a jetty Thames side so all of the vermin in the commons follow the money as usual but this time to get drowned in the River.
    Cunts

  7. I remember an old farmer who had been told that the best way to get rid of rats is to catch one in a live-trap.tip a bit of petrol on it and put a match… it’s screams will send the others packing. He did this but the screams were too much for him and he decided to end it’s suffering by braying it with his stick…..opened the trap,ready to strike as he tipped it out but the screaming fireball evaded him and his trusty stick and shot straight back toward the hay-shed where he had caught it…..often wondered just what he told the insurance people caused the fire.

    • Morning Dick.
      My mate had some under his sheds,
      He live traps and shoots them.
      Said they hiss like fuck when he approaches the trap.

      Said it unnerved him.
      And he did 3 tours of Northern Ireland in the army.

      They’re truly horrible little cunts aren’t they?

      • I fucking hate them,Mis….I occasionally get them in the sheds….normally know when one of the feral cats leave a bit on the ground or the Hounds start rooting about with purpose….it’s straight off for the poison..not the watery shite…real poison…that always clears the Cunts out….takes too long to try and shoot or trap them…they get wise

      • What’s the name of the poison Dick?

        I sometimes get them coming for seed the birds drop off the Dovecote.

        My Dovecote is mock Tudor.
        It’s awfully nice.

      • Once you’ve got a couple, nail them to the fence post as a warning to others. Seems to have an effect. Crows and pigeons too.

      • I thought Mis would have a duckhouse. In his moat. Where the mace couldnt get at it.

      • MIs….I’ve no idea what it is….there has always been a cupboard full of jars,rusty tins,pop bottles etc. all unlabelled and half-full of Fuck knows what…I just picked that particular jar because it had a skull and crossbones on it…mixed some of the powder with pony cubes and scattered it on their runs…..fuck knows what it is but it certainly deserves the skull and crossbones.

        Always careful to keep the Hounds away from it.

    • Mis – I used some blue blocks from the local Farm store place near me. Just looked them up – STORM ultra secure ( £6ish). Mine were in my garage though and fucking stank for a week or two while decomposing. I also bought a little Weihrach air pistol for ‘close work’. Got a great snuff video out of it from one fat fucker that I nailed!

      • I use the Weirauch 97k for garden work and a replica Sig for up close and personal.

        had one of the little fuckers nearly gnaw through the brass grate on a vent pipe in the light well.

        shot the cunt point blank through the face and heard it’s carcass rattle back down the pipe into the sewer.

        very satisfying.

      • Yeah Final cuntdown I’ve got some of those, and traps too.

        Got to be careful because of the dog and wildlife (hedgehogs) that use the garden though.👍

  8. Rats are the Somalian’s of the animal kingdom..
    Far too many of them, and your never 6 feet away from one..

  11. James Cagney wouldn’t be of any use getting rid, he only called them names, in that they misquoted him. Besides being dead.

  16. Peanut butter mixed with bleach. The thick little fuckers can’t resist the peanut butter, but they can’t detect the bleach. So they eat it and then explode from the inside….

  17. I have a morbid fear of rats.
    I remember as a kid we got into this old barn on the sussex downs , as soon as we moved hay bails around these little fuckers came swarming out at us.
    I cannot even look at the fast moving filthy fuckers let alone touch one unless i’m killing it.

    • FF @ metoo.

      Filthy bastard’s give me the creeps.

      Once working on a site,
      Was a load of bin bags from the canteen.

      As I walked near the bag twitched!

      I picked up a shovel and smacked the bag,
      Like a axe!

      The bag split to reveal litter and a freshly halved rat.🤒

      I didn’t eat my butty that day.

  18. I hate them. There has been a big increase in the rat population this year due to a prolonged warm spell lasting into November meant the breeding season was extended by about 4 months. We had them by the compost heap last month and it took 6 weeks of putting down poison to get rid of them.
    We live in an old house and I went into our living room one evening and heard scratching about underneath the floor boards. There were rat holes either side, we had the council in, who put poison down. It did the trick but the bastards died under our thick walls. We couldn’t get at the nest so poured Jeyes Fluid and bleach down the holes, lifted floor boards and tipped acid and bleach down. Nothing worked and it took 6 months before the smell dissipated.

    • I removed the food source, when I had a brown rat that kept coming in at night. It was eating the dogs food, I had left out. His appetite had mysteriously gone up. Then I heard scratching, & gnawing noises. The daft cunt had given itself away. It was coming in though a disused hole in the kitchen wall. I had stuffed a bung in there, but it had managed to pull it out. Found turds under the oven, where it had been hiding. I then saw the fucker under there, looking directly at me, about two feet away. It looked much much bigger than the hole it was using. A scary moment. It exited through the hole, & didn’t come back.

  21. We have a fucking huge problem with a different kind of vermin here….Dogs! The cunts are literally everywhere. The fucking tourists don’t help by feeding the cunts. There are literally thousands of stray dogs roaming around and they breed like fucking rats and rabies is an ever present threat. Guns and crossbows are illegal so the only way people deal with them is to poison the fuckers!

  22. Rats should only be used in those face masks they used in 1984, attached to the face of deserving cases, like a lot of people who have rightly been cunted on here.

  23. Back on topic NZ has pretty much eradicated them on the Abel Tasman national park and when I was there last they were reintroducing flightless parrots. A success there then.
    NZ has another vermin problem with possums outnumbering residents 7-1 if I’ve gotten my figures correct. Their carcasses are every fucking where and my lad tells me people are encouraged to drive at them when they freeze in the headlights.
    We went to a kiwi compound once in Napier and after paying then going inside it was literally pitch black. Where are the kiwis I asked. Oh you can’t see them they’re nocturnal I was told.
    Robbing cunts

  24. Hahaha 😄

    Yeah, like the rare black NZ tiger?

    Aw it was right there!
    No torches!
    You at the back, no torches!

  25. Nothing on this Earth has caused more disease and misery than Mankind, everything has the equal right to live on this planet (not Muslims), the Human Race is destroying the most beautiful thing in existence so let’s not think the sun shines out of our Arseholes.

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