Yet another tattooed idiot.
This one, however, is taking it to extremes.
He isn’t having pretty, colourful depictions of Satan devouring people, or having his ears cropped like a pit bull.
Oh no, he’s having his entire body, more or less, tattooed black.
Couldn’t he have just coated himself in gravy browning, or had some radical sunbed sessions?
Apparently not, black is what he wants.
Nominated by: Jeezum Priest
(Is he identifying as black now? I suppose when he gets bored he’ll come over here and want the NHS to get rid of his tatts – Day Admin)
He looks ridiculous in that flatcap.
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Agree mis flat caps only suit us northerners. What was he thinking 🤔?
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He would look better in a cat-flap..
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a wood chipper would be more appropriate, legs first
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What an absolute Hornblower.
Next you’ll be telling me he’s running as a Labour MP for Sheffield.
They tend to attract all the fucking losers and weirdos. (Yeah you Izzard you fucking freak)
Cunt.
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Clever fellow.
Once completed he can claim slavery reparations off Trudeau,who will certainly pay up.
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Only problem with that is if he gets bored of it, it will be very difficult to tattoo over with a different design.
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I’ll bet the next stage will be sonething like this
https://www.tattoodo.com/images/0/804.jpg
UV fluorescent inks.
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Oh FFS! something, not sonething
fscking poxy phone….fsking phat phingers….
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Should have just had CUNT tattooed across his forehead and saved himself the bother.
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Hey, Dick, you’ve been ‘called out by ‘Jaguarpig’ aka ‘Jeffery’!!
‘Jaguarpig
December 11, 2022
Get on strike you caring cunt, where are dick Fox fucker pretend rich tosser and grunkstick festering knob end licking your arse’
How rude.
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Well I won’t lie….it’s come as a nasty blow to know that I’m not universally loved on this site…I’ve always considered myself to be somewhat of a “delight”…to now learn that someone who barely even registered is offended by me is most upsetting…yep.being called a “pretend rich tosser” by some barely-literate nobody really has cut me to the quick.
Never mind, at least I can console myself by counting my mountains of cash in my vast mansion on my extensive country estate.
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Spoken like a real man of the people.
You have the finger on the pulse of the common man my lord.
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The cunt doesn’t know how to use grammar. I had to read that about three times before I could understand it.
Off with his head!
Cunt.
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Dish it out but can’t take it 😂
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Devestating, Jeffery, devestating…
You’re so mean.
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No fun with the low hanging fruit.
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Oh please stop,jaguarpig…..you’re going to make me cry…you’re a horrid bully….(and not too fucking bright by the look of it)
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@Gutstick…..low-hanging fruit doesn’t bother me…I’d tip a cripple chariot for a giggle.
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Well that would make me laugh Dick!
Especially if it was the crip living near me.
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Stupid piece of shit. Will probably need the NHS to remove them when he realises is life is pointless with them. I hope they use a shotgun instead of a laser.
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Orbital sander. I’ll do it in the back of my truck.
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Use a laser, but one of those in Goldfinger where Bond almost had his luncheon meat sliced off.
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I must be getting immune to weirdos because I looked at the header pic and thought
” His vest is lovely and white.
Wonder what washing powder he uses?”
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It’s probably filthy but looks white compared to this demented twat.
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‘OMO’
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Look at me! Look at me ! I’m fascinating!
No, you’re a cunt.
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203,000 followers can’t be right in the head either. Cunts!
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I’ll bet a fair number of those followers are just hoping/waiting for the inevitable car crash…seemingly it’s a bit of a ‘sport’ in some circles to trawl the social media feeds looking for mental cunts like him, build up the follower numbers to reinforce and encourage them along in whatever delusions they’re suffering from and then seeing how far they can push the poor mentally ill bastards with ‘supportive messages’ and ‘likes’ into wrecking their lives.
They’re cunts all right, one way or the other.
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I’ve got a few, remnants from a stupid youth, but none you can see unless I’m sunbathing or some-such.
Obviously got some sort of attention seeking personality disorder, probably compensating for being a skinny, faggy Goth who never grew up.
I had mine because mostly because I was drunk. I hate when people feel I might be interested in a 1 hour backstory as to why they have Live, Laugh Love in Sanskrit on their neck, especially when it actually says Chicken Korma with Naan Bread. The worst ones are memorials for dead kids, like I’m going to buy you a pint because you are so sad you graffiti a dead kid’s name on your hand.
Muppets.
Muppet.
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I can only surmise he had drunk far too many bottles of he’s namesake’s brandy to think this would be a great idea..
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Now that he’s black, hopefully he stands a far greater chance of being stabbed to death.
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…..or turn up in a TV advert, probably for Virgin Atlantic.
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He’s already enrolled in the Fiona Onasanya School of Economics and the Benjamin Mendy College of Women Studies.
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Good Morning Geordie,
That is the only job he would get, those tatts have made him pretty much unemployable. You certainly wouldn’t want him near any customers unless, perhaps, he was debt collecting.
There are some sort of MHI going on there.
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Why any right minded person would want to be a racoon is beyond me
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He breeds! Fucking he’ll, he should have been sterilised at birth. Also, shouldn’t he be lynched by the BLM cunts for racial appropriation?
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Drowned at birth would be preferable.
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What an utter bellend. Let’s hope he catches Strep A from an infected needle.
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Wow, that was prescient. Next nom = Strep A.
It’s a rare talent, my foresight.
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The cunts obviously mentally disturbed. Hope he goes out in the sun and is burnt to a crisp.
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Clearly mentally deranged. Should have been sectioned surely?
Mind you if I said I wanted to become a whale, they’d be asking me how big do you want the blow hole?
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He needs trepanning.
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I expect when his lymph nodes get infected with ink he wil be off to the NHS for treatment.
Utter, utter CUNT!
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Is the NHS still doing free tattoo removals? No wonder it’s such a basket case.
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It’s a travesty if they are. If you’re stupid enough to get a tattoo it should be your problem, not mine.
Stupid cunts.
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Cheat.
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Dip him in Nutella instead.Silly boy.
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…and throw him to the lesbians…
Morning all.
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Yep
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Any cunt doing this who then finds no cunt will employ him or her should not be given benefits. They put themselves in that position, probably on purpose to get bennies for life. Fuck them. No, I can’t be arsed to check if this cunt works. Probably cabin crew for Virgin Atlantic. I can tell you now, if he tried to hand me my complimentary peanuts, I’d think some alien was attacking me and stomp him to death in front of his crying children.
It’s an occupational hazard, think on Branston, you beardy cunt.
But I digress. If they make themselves unemployable, they should be put down like sick animals or left to starve on the streets.
Merry Christmas!
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Might be a requirement now for employment on Virgin Weirdo Airlines.
Have you hideously disfigured yourself? Yes, you’re in.
Will you pucker up to the passengers whilst rubbing your crotch against their seat? Yes, you’re in.
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Is it acceptable to call him a black cunt, it’s not racially motivated
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Dread to think of the state of his genitals.
Probably dripping with pus from a filthy needle.
Hopefully.
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From the Mudflats in Flat cap – Mud flaps – crawling through a Cat Flap for his Kitty-Kat.
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Well he’d better not get up to any mischief. He’d be fucked in a police line-up.
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After a busy night out looting.
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He’s done it in an effort to cover his monkey pox scabs, & his left hand looks very suspect.
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In the near future, I would love to see these wrinkled fat gutted inked up, full of metal idiots in wheel chairs at A & E.
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Another desperate attention seeker. I can’t even be arsed to read about the cunt, just glad he’s in Mooseshaggerland and not on the p*nce over here. We’ve more than enough foreign parasites thank you very much.
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According to Rupa Huq he is only superficially black.
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According to me Rupa Huq is only superficially female.
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Total cunt. Send him to Ukraine.
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People who get themselves tattooed these days do it because others do it, the same way they copy hair styles and clothing. They’re incapable of thinking for themselves and need others to do their thinking for them. This cunt Remy has simply taken it to extremes.
The ones who make me smile are the fellas who got themselves tattooed years ago because they believed it would make them look manly. They would roll up their sleeves to display their graffiti, convinced they were impressing everyone with their maturity and masculinity. How humiliating it must feel when it finally dawns on them what people are actually thinking. Must be a real sickener.
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