Has anyone else seen that Christmas Audi advert where a very metrosexual Santa Claus is escorted to a very smart concept self driving car and told this is the future .
The final shot is of him sleeping as he speeds through the countryside on empty roads.
All harmless enough you might say but put that in the context of the cost of living crisis and the fact that globalist cunts are trying to force everyone off the road, this to me just smelt of shit a little.
The young dumb fucks in my office think it’s really cool and see my as a grumpy conspiracy theorist when I told them that the car , if they ever make it, will probably cost about 1m quid and eventually will be the mandated option and they’ll never fucking afford one. You may get a seat on a self driving train or bus if you are lucky peasant but the ticket will be about 200 pounds day.
At which point only politicians , who will buy them with our money or shitstain megalomaniac billionaires will be able to afford them.
They’ll have traffic free roads and another important part of human freedom will have been destroyed .
Funny thing is they’ll say isn’t it great how clean the air is now, what a fucking success.
Who’d ever have thought the Germans could be such massive cunts. It’s not like they have any form for this is it?
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My old 1955 Scammell Explorer was a thing to behold 11 litre 6 cylinder petrol engine 2.5 miles to gallon, off road 2 gallon to the mile practically unstoppable off road 14 tons built to do a job not built to a price by accountants. And best of all would give eco- spunkbubbles attack of the vapours as it carved it’s way through the ozone layer.
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Had two A4s in the past . Steering so light and vague that it lacked feel. No inherent stability. Had to keep jiggling the steering wheel just to keep the fucker in lane on motor ways.
No such problems with the 6cyl diesel BMW that I’ve got now.
By the way,have you noticed that 100% of all Audi suvs are driven by women.
Girly cars they be.
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I can’t cunt Audis. They have slways been my workhorse motor. Never had a new one. I wouldn’t as I could never afford one and even if I could I wouldn’t as they are cunty. 20 years old though…. and fully maintained by an audi cunt? Yep, I’ll have that thanks. Fifteen hundred quid you say? You’ll take 900 and fuck off..Good day to you !
My x plate A4 boggo 1.8 avant drives like the day it was made. Looks like a bag of shite but that means no hood rat skank even looks at it
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