I was watching a bit of the cricket T20 World Cup (India Vs Netherlands) and the camera panned into the huge Indian crowd (it’s being played in Australia…they must have loads of the cunts over there, but I digress).
I then saw some twat get his ring out (fnarr fnarr) and get on bended knee, to an admittedly quite attractive, young Indian lady. She looked ‘shocked’ and said ‘yes’. In front of about 90,000 fans in the stadium itself and millions watching on television, worldwide.They put the whole shameful spectacle on the big screen… obviously the show off cunt(s?) set this up beforehand.
What sort of show off cunt does this? Probably from the same family as that fat cunt they showed in the game between India and Pakistan with a birthday cake and his family singing happy birthday…as they then dived in with fingers to take a sloppy chunk each. Waving and whooping. Shouting with their mouths full of cake, the dirty cunts.
In fact, it seems this rant is turning into one about Indian cricket fans.
But it isn’t. If they like cricket they must mostly be normal (Hardly – NA). Even though T20 is a poor version of the real thing.
But I digress (again).
I fucking can’t be doing with cunts who do public marriage proposals and the like. No class.
I hope she says ‘no’ if any of you cunts try and propose in front of millions an’ all.
Get to fuck.
Nominated by: Cuntybollocks
But they never say no. When they’ve got the engagement ring…….that’s when they tell you to fuck off.
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Now that sport has gone all woke I hope we’re going to see some gay and Trannie marriage proposals. A couple of fa**ots at the Qatar World Cup would be nice.
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Oh very good Freddie.
I imagine all the guests will be the secret police and their wedding present will be dungeon.
Then oven.
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Nearly spat my porridge out 🤣🤣
If only , can you imagine Lineker’s outrage (once he’s safely back in the UK obviously with all the money he’s earned in Doha)
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Fuck me, let’s hope an ‘interior designer’ or ‘lady footballer’ doesn’t see this.
It will give them ideas. The media will fucking love it.
And the first cunts to do this will end up famous for a bit.
Instead, to celebrate the gayness, they should beam a bit of hard core gay bumming and rimming into homes during gayness month.
Once every normal cunt has finished spewing their innards up, no cunt will be celebrating it from then.
Let them see the reality of what they’re celebrating.
The ‘Eat da poo poo’ guy was right.
Get to fuck.
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As a lad in the 90s I used to remember the odd episode of Gladiators (Jet – phwoar!) and occasionally some twat would win and then go and propose. Even back then I thought the bloke must be a wanker to put his Mrs under pressure like that.
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When it comes to marriage proposals you can’t go wrong with Twitter or text message.
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Same when you’re breaking up with them, eh?
Can’t beat the personal touch!
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Or sky writing..
A little known fact. 9/11 was a accident by some rather romantic peacefuls trying to get their goats to marry them..
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I proposed at ground zero.
Dead romantic, all those flowers.
Saved a few Bob .
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I wonder if Harry Halfbrain proposed to the Markle cockroach? I suspect she sent him an e mail with the appropriate instructions and a jewellery catalogue with certain pages earmarked.
Bitch.
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Am just waiting for the nex Spacca Olympics and some brain-dead chariot rider with a lisp and long covid, proposing to Greta Thundertwat, in front of millions of TV fans.
“How dare you!” she’ll jibber. “That engagement ring is cheap and killed 10 million people in carbon footprints. Send it back and get me the one i wanted. The one that cost $2.4m and was dug out of the ground by black slaves in Africa. But don’t worry, the MSM won’t focus on that fact. Now begone!”
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You should write books TC You made me laugh with that one. Can you imagine where that story could go ?
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It’s fairly established by now that she has ‘handlers’…Soros affiliated.Probs an intergenerational MK type affair.Nothing she says originates from this lassies cerebral cortex.See Barrack Hussein,Rishi ad nauseum.
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I remember a fan at a Coventry City game being given permission to go on the pitch at half-time and ask his girlfriend to marry him . The fans alll sang, in unison and harmony “Does she take it up the arse?”
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That would of course be construed as a hate crime these days. The fans would all be arrested and re-educated by… well, I was going to say Big Brother, but that’s another hate crime. Can’t say “Big” or “Brother” in case it causes offence.
Do football crowds still chant anything derogatory these days,or has it all gone nicey, nicey, happy clappy?
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Techno
They arrest or ban (for life) fans who sing ‘homophobic’ songs now.
Even songs about the ref (‘Who’s the bastard in the black?’) will get you turfed out.
Even that recent TV ad about online ‘hate’ leaving ‘scars’ shows that calling a player ‘useless’ now qualifies. Soft twats.
Every cunt is a fucking Pu SS y nowadays. I blame it on a few things, but the rot started will all seater stadia (Hillsborough) and encouraging split arses and families to come. Baddiel and Skinner (and fucking Sky) were the final nail in the coffin.
Most modern fans at games in the PL now seem to be Chinese tourists, fat tuppence lickers and woke cunts.
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I have seen a disturbing amount of fans simultaneously wearing their home shirts with matching turbans ffs!
At first I thought they must be litter pickers or ball boys, perhaps some kind of mascot, but apparently they are allowed to watch the match now.
Utterly disgraceful.
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Turbans conceal weapons !
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The usual response to a marriage proposal at the footy is a chant of “you don’t know what you’re doing “. At 140 decibels from yours truly
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Years back, I do recall some cunt doing it on the telly and the bird said no.
Fucking hilarious, but I can’t remember what the show was.
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Boil them in horse piss
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Public pleas for divorce would be more interesting and less embarrassing for onlookers.
Just imagine some fella on bended knee.
“I hate you so much. Get out of my life you gold digging, fat, neurotic bitch!”
Much more fun.
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Cunts trying to bounce their partner into accepting…..or set-ups where the woman knows all about it and they are hoping for views on Ticktock.
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I wrote “woman”….expect Tom Daley and Elton John are now busy reporting me to the Police ( Fruity Division) for being a hateful, mental Cunt.
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The World Cup is just days away. Prepare for Gary Lineker to publicly announce “Will you marry me? I is black, innit, bro!” while staring at himself in a full length mirror.
Him and his mirror – a perfect partnership.
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Him and his private jet plunging into the Arabian Gulf would be better if you ask me.
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Bollocks to public proposals of marriage. A public humiliation would be much more entertaining:
‘Will you marry me?’
‘Are you serious? With that little winkle of yours I get more satisfaction frigging myself with a matchstick.’
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Football schmootball same old kick a ball backwards and forwards and shout a lot please take the entire F.A ..fans footballers ..pundits and send them to Qatar..kwatar?..guitar?
And don’t come back just a money making racket for thickoids
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Just suppose the whole aeroplane load of one the World Cup squads exploded in midair and the wokery ask Qatar to give the cup to that country, especially if they’re black backside bashers. What do you think Qatar’ answer to that, would be ? I’m laughing my bollocks off at the thoughts of it.
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To all World Cup squads:
It is recommended that you travel to Qatar by Boeing 737Max.
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Oh I don’t know…flying in Virgin would be fucking hilariously funny
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The wimmins Irish squad are traveling by Hairy Cunilingus.
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Will Qatar allow public proposals ? The answer is yes, so long as they can lop off their heads afterwards. In public, obviously.
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I do enjoy blood sports
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One thing i can’t stand is public displays of affection, it’s unbritish and highly embarrassing. strictly for show offs from the colonies.
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I can’t stand any kind of public display, whether it be a proposal, an engagement announcement, a wedding, a reception, a honeymoon, a pregnancy announcement, a fucking birth or anything else.
These attention-seeking cunts convince themselves the whole world is desperate to know every detail about their relationships, when in actual fact no-one gives a shit. If only they knew.
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As a young naive bloke i remember getting down on one knee and proposing to Mrs Fistula 1st.
After serving eight long miserable years with her i got down on both knees and begged her for a divorce.
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I was happily married for 2 years.
I was married for 25 years, the first 2 were ok.
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I wonder who will be the first World Cup squad that’ll be running round like headless chickens ?
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Bell ends who don’t have a mate with the balls to talk him out of it, the only good bit about these performances is when the bitch says no, so the cunt goes from proposal to dumped in a blink of the eye….
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