(Yes, the header pic is of the same Neville Southall! – Day Admin)
MOBY DICK, aka NEVILLE SOUTHALL
An elephantine cunting please, fellow cunters, for ex-Everton and Wales goalkeeper Neville Southall. I had to look long and hard at the photo in this article in the Bolshevik Bogroll and ask myself ‘Is that really Neville Southall?’
‘https://morningstaronline.co.uk/article/s/neville-southall-standing-lgbt-rights-football
Well apparently it is. Nev now regards himself as something of a political activist (pro-LGBT rights, for example) yet oblivious to the fact that the stem of ‘activist’ is ‘active’, one thing that Nev is most definitely not.
So I’m not nominating Wales’s answer to Python’s Mr Creosote for his politics, but for making Cyril Smith look like Posh Spice. How the fuck can a professional sportsman, obviously well-schooled in the importance of diet, exercise and fitness, allow himself to become the largest man-made structure in Wales, visible from space? His daily calorie intake could feed the entire population of Merthyr Tydfil for a month.
You can express whatever opinions you like, Nev, but for letting yourself go like that you’re a cunt.
Nominated by: Geordie Twatt
It’s got me worried now… I’m up for retirement next year.
I cycle to work each day and have maintained a 32 inch waist but i fear i will look like fat Nev within a year if i just stop. I can see it now , i’ll be down the Toby Carvery with my king size plate , eight chins flapping about in the wind and stinking of shit and piss.
I think i better carry on working. 🤔🤦♂️
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I am pleased to that no Welshist hate speech has appeared. Cunt engine must be sleeping something off.
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Both my parents were Welsh Cuntstable.
You wouldn’t think so untill i drive past a field of sheep, the urge is absolutely irresistible. 🥴🐑
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Makes me homesick.
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Prynhawn Da, Cuntstable.
This sad fucker is too easy of a target, it’d be like shooting a blind elephant when it’s already moribund.
Besides, he used to have a moustache, so good on him.
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With Nev looking like a barrage balloon in retirement. What will sumo wrestlers look like when coming to the same fate ? Instant death I suppose.
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Southall is a shoe-in if Disney ever need a lazy fat cunt to play Jabba the Hutt. And Southall’s and Disney’s politics appear indistinguishably woke, so it’s win-win.
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Nev’s turned woke, so we can tell he’s awake.
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Or, he’s been eating too many LGBT sarnies.
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Harpoon him
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He’s got biceps and now pieceps.
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Don’t have first hand knowledge of Qatar, but if world cup was in Saudi or the Emirates you could nearly guarantee a few infidels would be bombed. Would be hilarious if WW3 kicks off because a few puffs fell from high buildings. Nev’s top shirt buttons have clearly never been used, I expect his normal attire is a stretchy track suit. Being morbidly obese is a lifestyle choice I just don’t understand. (along with gender fluid types and Liberal Democrats). If you eat constantly you will shit incessantly, and being too fat to reach your own arse means permanent 3rd degree skidmarks. Luckily they die young, with the exception of Cyril Smith, but he had a pact with Satan. Think being molested by Jimmy Savile or even Philip Schofield would be preferable to being buggered by a big fat cunt stinking of shit. Every man has his price, but I’d want at least two hundred pounds if Neville wanted to fuck me. And no cuddles after, unless he pays extra.
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In reply to you Themagicdoinds, it’s a pity the world cup isn’t being played in Saudi or the Emirates for more excitement, but let’s hope they get involved.
I’ve also been taking the piss out of Nev the shed. I would imagine the lower buttons on that shirt went “ping” some time ago.
Cyril Smith I believe liked playing Father Christmas with the youngsters in Savile Row to be tailor made.
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From goalkeeper to global eater.
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