(Yes, the header pic is of the same Neville Southall! – Day Admin)
MOBY DICK, aka NEVILLE SOUTHALL
An elephantine cunting please, fellow cunters, for ex-Everton and Wales goalkeeper Neville Southall. I had to look long and hard at the photo in this article in the Bolshevik Bogroll and ask myself ‘Is that really Neville Southall?’
‘https://morningstaronline.co.uk/article/s/neville-southall-standing-lgbt-rights-football
Well apparently it is. Nev now regards himself as something of a political activist (pro-LGBT rights, for example) yet oblivious to the fact that the stem of ‘activist’ is ‘active’, one thing that Nev is most definitely not.
So I’m not nominating Wales’s answer to Python’s Mr Creosote for his politics, but for making Cyril Smith look like Posh Spice. How the fuck can a professional sportsman, obviously well-schooled in the importance of diet, exercise and fitness, allow himself to become the largest man-made structure in Wales, visible from space? His daily calorie intake could feed the entire population of Merthyr Tydfil for a month.
You can express whatever opinions you like, Nev, but for letting yourself go like that you’re a cunt.
Nominated by: Geordie Twatt
I was going to say ‘Who ate all the Pies’ but Fuck me he’s ate the chips, sausages, Burgers and Cakes as well
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…”Nev now regards himself as something of a political activist”….
Looks more like a Fat Git
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Wales needs him in Qatar. Can’t see many goal attempts getting past that!
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The Welsh whale. I like it.
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Morning star!! Nevs bigger than the northern star.
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It is very sad when people let themselves go to the extent he has. I speak from bitter personal with the spouse. Back in 1963 she was a svelte young woman, now she is a fat old bag, frankly, due to an obssessio with soap opera and chocolate..
In the case of Mr. Southgate as the nominator points out when he was young and fit, he would have learned about diet and keeping yourself in shape.
There was a pop group in the 1960s called The Lovin’ Spoonful.. I wuld like to get Mr Southgate, the spose and perhaps Diane Abbott to form a tribute band called The Lovin Shovelful.
What time destroys! 🙁
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it’s understandable tbh. After having to adhere to a strict diet for years with very little room for fun I totally get why he’d want to enjoy himself after retirement. Same with the likes of Ronaldo Nazario as well.
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A good job that Fat Nev hasn’t nicked Marcus Rashford’s social justice halo and is promoting free school meals.
The poor starving sponging little arseholes wouldn’t get a look in.
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The photo looks like another Welsh goalkeeper, Hugh J`arce.But look on the practical side: Should he resume his goalkeeping career, I doubt if many balls would get past him.
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That’s all very well Sam, but how would he get down the tunnel and onto the pitch?
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I`m assuming he would be almost spherical, so maybe just roll him into position?
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lots of grease
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…and a fucking pallet truck!
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He looks like he would have a good ride on the new health secretary whilst both scoffing Mr Kipling’s cakes and having a cigar after sexy time.
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I bet his wife is over the moon.
Probably because he’ll explode soon and she’ll inherit his money.
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The big bonehead can’t help being big boned, tee-hee…
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Don’t tell me he’s identifying as a woman?
Don’t fancy yours much
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Old Nev and his pals could come in useful for blocking any unwanted guests to our shores. Dads Bloated Army.
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Come on man, the guy lived in Liverpool for enough time to catch a dose of scouse.
Don’t treat the symptoms, cure the disease……
Aye aye calm down, why’s me fucking giro late.
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” I’m not a performing dog anymore”
No Nev, but there’s a circus missing an elephant!
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Jesus fucking Christ!! what a fat cunt, has he not seen his cock for ages? can you imagine his arse cheeks must be covered in shit, not even a Michael Barrymore pool party guest would touch that arse
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If nothing else the gentleman in question’s desire to achieve planetary size makes me feel less of a cunt about my failings on the keep in trim front
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Build a narrow-gauge railway up his tallow mound and put a cafe on top and hey presto, a tourist attraction to rival Mount Snowdon.
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It’s Stan Ogden from old Coronation Street 😂
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Stan was slimmer than that.
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BB
It fucking is an’ all lol
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Nothing to do with football. but I just read another article in that newspaper, which I have never read before (I am perturbed to see they want to start a revolution) but it quite telling that Labour and their Lid Dem stooges want a “general election now” and so do the unions, but what do the unions want it for?. The right to strike.
https://morningstaronline.co.uk/article/b/thousands-to%E2%80%93gather-in-london-to-demand-a-general-election
This should be a grave warning to people that if you vote or Starmer’s Charmers you are voting or a party that will be ruled by the unions. 1971 could come back again….
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Better them, the many, than the few, the Metropolitan Elite that run the country, now, W.C.
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I See Frances O Grady must be feeling the Pinch as a Union Boss as she only gets £ 167,000 a year to live on
Ugly Pig, Paul O Grady was more Feminine
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The same “metropolitan elite” will just rule through Labour anyway…
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Whining little string of snot.
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Frances O Grady gets £167K a year for being a whinging union boss who never stops flapping her reedy, slathering lips…. and she’s got the nerve to label Tory mp’s as greedy capitalists ! What an ugly cunt (in all senses)
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We’re screwed 😢😢
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If Fat Nev has got such a social conscience then why don’t “ Just stop oil “ higher him out to block the M25 all four lanes including the hard shoulder ?
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He would render down to a fair few gallons of lamp oil himself, enough to keep a light burning for months
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That should of been HIRE FFS
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Fantastic goalkeeper back in the day.
A man who possessed the physical dexterity of an acrobat.
Big Nev always had the knack of starting a game looking like he’d already played over 120 minutes in 100 degree temperatures, especially later on in his career.
I suppose the writing was on the wall for him physically.
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I recall he always had problems with his weight. Even in his prime he’d turn to games up a bit blobby now and again. Managers must’ve dressed him in a tracksuit with bin bags over it and put him on the treadmill in the sauna for a few hours a day, because he seemed to be a fat cunt one week and in shape the next.
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People slow down when they retire and put on a few pounds, Nev seems to have put on a few hundred 😂
Fuck off Nev, LGBT rights, does it never end…. Qatar, concentrate on the football and not politics, Southgate get off your fucking knee!
Big sign at the airport, Welcome to Qatar (no mincing in public please)
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Nev was a great goalie in his day. Arguably the world’s best around 1984/85.
Still, even he couldn’t stop Big Norm (the other one) in the 1985 FA Cup Final….😃
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HaoBRMzvDXc
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Rushie loved to play against fat Nev as well. He might not have scored as many if the pie-eater had been this size. From trophy-swerver to salad-swerver.
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I was behind the goal for that and had a genuine ticket. Earlier I’d also watched other United fans bribing the turnstile operators. Who were sacked for it later. There must’ve been at least 150 thousand in the stands that day. First time I knew what it felt like being a sardine.
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Prince Naseem Hamed.
Another sporting hero turned fat cunt…🤔
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I was delighted when Marco Antonio Barerra took the cunt to school though.
Afternoon Norm.
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Afternoon Herman.
I reckon that Amir Khan (another colossal cunt) will end us a fat twat, stuffing himself with halal kebabs…
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I remember that fight. I won a nice sum at the bookies that night. Every cunt was telling me ‘The Prince’ would win easily, but I’d seen Barrera fight and knew ‘Naz’ had never faced anyone of his class before.
He took the piss out of the showboating cunt so much it destroyed his overrated, peaceful arse for good.
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Hamed lost because he was greedy. Barerra’s people offered him a lot of money and a short date. They knew he was way out of shape. It’s one of the oldest tricks in boxing.
He got the weight off but he was drained. He didn’t even have the strength to vault over the rope like he always did. You could say he did well to lose on points.
One more fight, a points win against a man he would have seen off in two rounds if he’d still had the will to train properly, and that was it – career over. But at least he ended up rich.
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Any signs of trouble in Qatar, they’ll be flying helicopters upside down for mass head lopping.
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Ive found that beings of such rotundity are a common occurrence in Wales.
Cheap junk food and access to mobility scooters, as well as the well-known national avrsion to work, are to blame.
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This publication should be cunted.
The Morning Star makes The Guardian look like Nazi Germany propaganda.
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I would old Nev all the other rent-a-cunt woke activists to fly out to Qatar in their full regalia and take to the streets of Doha.
Qatar is one of the largest oil producers on the planet. So come on “Just Stop Oil” and Greta. Get out there and tell them they’re very naughty people!
Qatar as one of the worst human rights records on the planet. So come on you BLMs, Feminazis etc. Get out there and tell them they’re very naughty people.
Qatar is extremely homophobic/transphobic. So come on Neville and the rest of the Alphabets. Get out there and tell them….
Qatar is mostly muslim and treats animals appallingly. So come you Animal Rights and Vegan etc. Get out there and blah blah.
The
Silence
Is
Palpable
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He looks like he’s had a lot on his plate.
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