I read through this and could barely understand a word of what their so called syllabus is actually about, apart from being 10 weeks of divisive race baiting, racism creating bullshit.
More shite about this Melz cunt here:
Nominated by:mystic maven
(an example of the university syllabus is this
In the 10-week course overview, week two is titled “Burn S*** Down”, which focuses on “building abolitionist futures” and going “beyond the realm of mind and into the parts of self that the ‘Eurocentric masculinist knowledge validation process’…would not accept as truth”.
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Cunty McCunt is of the same mind with his nomination
The Free Black University is a cunt.
When I first saw this, I assumed it was an April Fool. Then I remembered it was October and this is exactly the sort of insanity I should now expect any day of the week or month of the year.
Apparently, Britain’s first ‘black university’ does not have permission to use official university title: Telegraph News Link (behind a paywall). Boo-fucking-hoo.
The Telegraph reports that the Free Black University was created by Mel Owusu, a PhD researcher at Cambridge, amid the Black Lives Matter protests in 2020 and is now starting to take on students. The course only accepts applications from “people racialised as Black or mixed-Black”, with students challenged at a “revolutionary level” because “we are living in the imagination of a few White European men”.
Here are a few of the topics (for ‘topics’, read ‘propagandas’) the students (for ‘students’, read ‘future race-baiters’) will learn (for ‘learn’, read ‘be indoctrinated with’) during the 10-week course:
– “Burn Shit Down”, which focuses on “building abolitionist futures” and going “beyond the realm of mind and into the parts of self that the ‘Eurocentric masculinist knowledge validation process’…would not accept as truth”. (I shit you not, you read that right.)
– How “colonialism produced the concept of time itself”. (So, time’s racist now – who’d have thought that the fabric of the universe is also against ethnics?)
– “Will hold a grief ritual for the process of leaving what we have known in terms of the rationalist and evidence-based knowledge system behind”. (Does this involve visiting a witch doctor instead of a GP?)
The Free Black University vows to “produce knowledge that cuts through the epistemic veil that sits across a world built upon the foundations of white supremacy (also known as Enlightenment thought)”, and “end the standpoint from which colonialism makes sense”. (There should be a separate and special cunting for cunts who want to sound like clever cunts but instead just sound like the wannabe pretentious cunts they are.)
Although it does not have permission to use official university title, mark my words it’s only a matter of time before Mel Owusu screams ‘waaaaaaaaaaaaacism’, and her disciples (i.e., middle-class cunts called Tarquin or Jemima using the word ‘like’ at least twice in every sentence) march through London with badly written placards holding iPhone 14s, toppling statues of people that made this country the envy of the fucking world, and the universities watchdog crumples like a paper bag in the wind.
First honorary degree goes to…….Sasha Johnson.
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This fucking thing gives the human ashtray a run for the ugliest cunt on the planet.
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I would not worry too much once it opens the n*gnogs will steal everything and smash the place up! Thick cunts that they are!
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Bubbles is right.
Wish I’d studied harder at burn shit down ,
My life would of taken a different path.
I wouldn’t play second fiddle to a man dressed in a loincloth.
– Cheeta,
Hollywood.
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Umgowa, Umgowa!!!
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Imagine if I started a whites only university, the fckn uproar.
Surely has to be illegal?
I’m not worried, won’t be long before a Denzil or a Delroy chimps out and goes on a drug fuelled stabbing rampage
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Is she trying to teach Diane Abbott how to count in that picture?
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Here’s what you do if you are 18 in 2023:
– You hustle money by hook or by crook and invest it wisely
– Or you travel the world and make friends, connections, deals
– Start a cult
What you don’t do is go to university, unless it’s to do hard science, engineering, medical degree(s) or be a drug dealer.
Thus endeth the lesson. Class dismissed.
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I was going to add law but we have a lot of underemployed lawyers in parliament.
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“I spend my life riding around in a pickup with some redneck called Clint and scrapping cars.
Occasionally,
We’ll get into a fight with a biker gang.
I wish I’d gone to university when younger!
I really wanted to become a architect.
-Clyde
Southern California
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“when I moved to the US I fell in love with a beautiful blonde named Faye.
She spurned my advances,
And in a fit of pique I find myself now stood atop a large building facing down the US air force.
None of this would have happened if I’d studied at university to become a dentist like my father.”
Mr Kong
New York
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Ah, poor “Clyde” real name, Manis…
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Manis_(orangutan)
You don’t see primates in movies anymore. I think it’s super-hard to get the clearances for them and avoid stressing them out, modern primate laws go up your wazoo to protect them. The higher primates deserve rights on par with humans, they have that sense of justice/injustice, jealousy/fair play/fair “pay”. One guy had chimps and it was one chimp’s birthday, so he bought him a cake but he never gave the OTHER chimps pieces of the cake, so they killed him, or almost killed him, I can’t remember, as I was so horrified by that story. Like damn, chimps get jealous and they PLOT THEIR REVENGE ON THEIR HUMAN OWNER? Yikes-o-rama. Fuck being around chimps, they are nice but they can turn on you, unlike bonobos, they never attack, they are gentle as lambs, it’s THEM not chimps who are actually most like us in that regard, but we have that chimp violence in us.
Fuck all the evolution 1800s crap, though. Whatever makes biological beings isn’t RANDOM, BLIND, NON-INTELLIGENT, that’s so retarded to think that in 2022. The very “behaviour” of DNA within cells shows intelligence, it sculpts the zygote-foetus into the final being.
Magic time! Magic time! 🙂
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Hello Gordon 👍
Chimps are highly intelligent and not to be fucked with.
They’re better off in African forests than Hollywood.
You get into a disagreement with one?
See below
https://images.app.goo.gl/XjsJ7b4Aqhr45QMeA
Always use flattery and fresh fruit.
Ps
Saw your nom about Christmas tree lights.
Have you got your tree up already?!!
Not think it’s a bit early?🙂
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I see plenty of primates on my TV Gordon.
Normally every advert break, big ones small ones old ones young ones male and female.
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Yeah, that poor woman had her faced bitten off by her chimp because he was in heat, sexual heat, mating season rapey-rapey time mode. And when she resisted and yelled, “GET OFF, TRAVIS!!!” (“You talkin’ to ME?”) he did what chimps do when they attack you, they actually BITE you on your most prized assets: face, hands, genitals.
Yeah, don’t anger a chimp and you can inadvertently anger them. Monkies in India threw a boy off the roof of a building because… well… they felt like it. Lots of monkey attacks in India this year, fuck knows why, maybe the lockdowns made them bold with humans, they have lost that fear. Planet of the Apes isn’t looking so far-fetched these days. Nature runs Earth not us, we just dick around with Nature and eventually we get a Biblical bitch-slap every 3,000 years.
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I LOVE old late-1800s, early 1900s carnival posters, the full-colour ones with hyperbolic text and garish, creepy characters on them, some have the devil or a demonic being on them. But this one is great, think I’ll get it soon, frame it, it’s amazing…
https://www.pinterest.co.uk/pin/4433299603418880/
Now THAT’S entertainment! 😀
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That is David Lammy about to deflower Dawn Butler: “I’m a gonna thrill you, woman, likke you never been thrilled before!, Ahm agonna tickle your belly button girl”
Ah, but Papa Lammy, I’ve had that done before..
“WHAT – from de Inside?”
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If they do face painting (PhD course), I`m in. My paintbox has 2 colours – black & ginger(anag) brown.
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So we know what week 2 is all about, what about the other 9 weeks of the 10 week course? I’ll take a stab at guessing:
Week 1: Knife sharpening on a budget.
Week 3: Travel times between the town’s fried chiggun’ outlets
a) on foot
b) via stolen vehicle
c) when off yo teets on meth, innit
Week 4: Looting for beginners.
Week 5: How to impregnate 50 women, leave them destitute but still pocket the welfare benefits.
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I’m sorry to Correct you but do you mean a Guess at Stabbing
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Does that read “Officer Diversity Unit?” Or more filtting, “Officer University Urinal?” The perfect job. Just give that black bitch a mop a bucket & a bag of toilet rolls.
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We could use her ‘hair’ instead.
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Yes! Well spotted Termujin.That would certainly be a good money saving suggestion.
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I guess that would be as a result of the job going to her head!
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Mr LS
Her head is obviously full of shit anyway, a bit more won’t matter.
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So the students have to be “black or mixed black.” That’s what they used to call “Segregation” back in the day. I seem to remember there was a little bit of fuss about that back then.
How times change.
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Raciss crackah!
We is ighly deeee-velopped, innit.
Razzclaht!
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Rejecting the”rationalist and evidence-based knowledge system”
I had to read that several times before being able to believe my eyes.
What utter stupid cunts. Without help from “evil whitey” liberals these thickos wouldn’t be able to run a public khazi.
And you can bet they won’t be asking Thomas Sowell to be a guest speaker…
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They don’t need khazis.
Just shit and piss in the river, that also supplies your drinking water.
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I’m more than happy to have these racist cunts segregate themselves, it makes it so much easier to napalm them without too much collateral damage. Also, a tactical nuke, or even a full on one, on London would work wonders. I was going to say a ‘dirty bomb’, but how do you make a fucking shithole even dirtier?
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Of course Melz is they/them weirdo, I should have fucking known.
And transmasculine? That’s a new one. I’m guessing it comes attached with some kind of ‘ism’.
And lastly that photo of Melz on her website, brooding with indignation from whitey.
She hasn’t got a chip on shoulder, she has a jumbo bag of McCains crinkle cut.
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“as a youth I was teased for being ginger and a bit of a bookworm.
I attended university and now find myself probably holding the highest office in the land,
With literally the power of life or death over others and able to make new laws.”
Dr Zaius PHD,
United States
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As if this abomination isn’t enough, this creature uses the they/them pronoun. Surely this is illegal?
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I clicked on the ‘worked with’ tab. It’s a list of universities, what a surprise.
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I’ve got to the point where I want to see sky high interest rates and economic collapse, so that non job scum like this, and the millions like her, starve.
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Here’s a quote from that site: ”MELZ. (THEY/ THEM)
Melz is a queer, transmasculine and non-binary activist, scholar, consultant and spiritualist. They are the Founder of the Free Black University (@freeblackuni) and a PhD researcher at the University of Cambridge.” I hope you enjoy it.
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Of course this springs from the excellent and much heralded tradition of African universities stretching back over centuries.
Anyhow,no need to worry to much about Mugabda or whatever it’s name is..soon enough it’ll be off to a nice house party in the suburbs with lovely guests..and it will leave with a head shaped like a canoe.
Cunts.
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“as a youth I was out of control,
Sometimes I’d throw barrels at Italian painter and decorators!
This dangerous behaviour stopped when my uncle was murdered in New York by the US air force.
I turned my life around went to university and now find myself the foremost in choreography for Broadway musicals.”
-D.Kong.
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I wish I’d paid more attention at school, then I would have known not to go to Hartlepool.
-A. Monkey (deceased)
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Holy Shit
If I had a ‘Degree’ from this place and applied for a job at the Guardian or the Labour Party they would wank themselves Silly offering me a Six figure starting Salary
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They’d wank you silly for a donation of just 15 pounds a month.
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I am going out to buy a tin of Cherry Blossom and sign up for the Drill Rapping and Knifecraft course. I ahven’t been so excited since I discovered the Dark Web
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If the police are watching every living moment for anything unlawful, there shouldn’t be a problem. The Black Umbongoverity will become a White Elephant within days, seeing that they won’t have a moment to beginning their illegal studies.
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If the police are watching every living moment for anything unlawful, there shouldn’t be a problem. The Black Umbongoverity will become a White Elephant within days, seeing that they won’t have a moment to begin their illegal studies.
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Witch.Throw her in the oven Unkle.
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‘when younger I was involved with showbiz where I was vilely exploited by whitey!
It could of ended badly.
But I went to university and returned to my native Africa where I’m now a respected wildlife cameraman for the BBC.”
Mr Joseph Young
Botswana
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I despair
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One week on burning shit down and nine weeks of ‘where is da best chiggun shop in dat London’
Seems like a black version of the Madrasa type school, how to hate everything that allowed them to be in a school in the first place.
After 10 weeks a bona fide certificate in Perpetual Victimhood
Peacefuls and chippy blacks, the bright future of modern Britain.
Oi Metz, fuck off back to Africa you cunt!
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“Week three explores how “colonialism produced the concept of time itself”. I’m guessing this has something to do with social norms like punctuality and good time keeping in school is seen as racist.
Maybe students should all be made to wear massive clocks around their necks like Flavor Flav.
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“When in my teens I was part of a popular TV comedy trio,
With a green duck and a whitey.
They pushed me out and took the accolades,money, and fame.
I went to university and now am a leading figure in Tower Hamlets council.
I’m much happier,
But I still hate that duck.
-Cuddles
London
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“I was a popular mascot for Robertson’s serving faithfully for almost one hundred years before being ‘retired’ against my wishes. I was a friend of the rich and famous, there was even a 1937 coronation pin badge and children’s boardgame based on me.
Drink, prostitutes and a chronic crack habit have taken its toll as well as crippling child support payments which I’m currently dodging. Hopefully Melz can get my life back on track and I will cease to be a figure of hate.
The Robertson’s Jam G*lly.
Gary Lineker’s spare room.
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Well done, LL.
That made I laugh!
Is Gary M’Tebe Lineker applying for one of the converted places, do you know?
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He was turned down by the admissions office for being ‘ a ‘dirty little Pakistani man’.
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Professor Rio Ferdinand received his OBE from Prince Baldybollocks yesterday. Now that’s where black education can get you.
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It won’t happen..the jam spoons will embezzle all the monies for bling and chiggun.
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The “Free White University” would be burnt down in minutes by enraged members of the Wokerati. Why does this get a free pass?
As for the curriculum, it the usual unsound and unscientific hash. In other words, Neo-Marxist, deconstructionist intersectionality. Material which has the same relationship to actual knowledge as Jeremy Corbyn does to Raquel Welch.
Total bollox.
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It’s ‘cos I’s black innit…
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Too true, Dioclese. Instead of Martin Luther Kings vision of a colour blind society, we are moving back to a society in which different races receive different treatment.
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” I was born from a egg on a mountain top,
And had no direction.
With the help of the university I’m now the highly paid bishop of Rochester!
Despite being Buddhist.
https://youtu.be/-zOFAD6e9Bk
-his grace the bishop of Rochester
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Setting aside the fact they are thick as shit, what I can’t fathom is how they evolved to be so fucking pig-ugly? Have you seen the one in the Barclays bank advert? God almighty!
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She’s ugly
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Sounds cool. How much does it cost????
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