Criticising a Welsh Football Brawl

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‘An absolute disgrace!’

‘The scenes were ‘not good enough’.

Balls to that. It’s great to see a good old fashioned brawl. I bet the ‘crowd’ fucking loved it. I thought the Scrappy Doo figure who threw the punch to start it all didn’t throw his punch properly.

That was a let down, lads.

Next time, take some chairs and tables to break over each others heads.

And if they go down, make sure you jump on their heads.

Can’t be too careful nowadays.

https://www.bbc.com/news/av/uk-wales-63370566

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Nominated by: Cuntybollocks

55 thoughts on “Criticising a Welsh Football Brawl”

  3. Handbags at dawn.
    Was there any blood spilled? Did any of them end up in hospital? No.
    Call that a brawl? I’ve seen better brawls at a 5-year-old’s birthday party.
    A right bunch of pansies.

    • I attended a proper one at a mates wedding where he (the Groom) and the Best Man had a proper go on the dancefloor, the trigger for carnage.

      At least 50 people involved, chairs, bottles, women screaming with mascara streaming down their faces, loud-speakers lobbed into the crowd, kids hiding behind curtains.

      Old Bill turned up, and a couple of ambulances, and the entire party was thrown out, so we had to go on a pub crawl instead, where numerous skirmishes continued.

      It was ace!

      • Reminds me Termujin, when I heard an asian guy express disbelief that some forthcoming event would take place. He said; “That’s as likely as a Hindu wedding without whisky and a punch-up. It would never happen”.

      • Mr Stanley,

        Not a pikey, but he was (dead now, sadly) a ginger, so probably Irish blood.

        Didn’t help that he was cooked off his tits to enable him to stand up the morning of the wedding because he’d been drinking for 2 days previously lol

  5. Violence in sport should be stamped out,
    It risks fans getting to excited and getting value for money.

    A few notable sportsmen are getting a campaign together to stop this.
    Most prominent being Anthony Joshua.

    As AJ says
    “You won’t see me attacking anybody in professional sport.
    Although I have been a victim of this.”

  6. Ah, the halcyon days of rugby in the 70’s, 80’s and 90’s when a good brawl was part of the game with proper punches thrown, not a bit of shirt pulling – England vs France, replaying Agincourt. Australian Rules Football was great, too, with massive, bone-shattering hits and fisticuffs left, right and centre with the cameras filming the fight rather than the footy. Too fucking sanitised now, with too many cameras waiting to capture any minor indiscretion of a punch up the beak.

    Footballers have always been poofters, though, throwing hair products at each other!

      • https://youtu.be/XMUZ8b7KdKc

        This cunt broke a few ribs early on in a game, carried on playing and scored a few goals. The cunts I see faking injury on Match Of The Day should take note, especially when the fuckers moan about ‘Fatigue’ when they play more than one game a week. One hundred and eighty fucking minutes? To do the job yiu’re handsomely paid for? I did a twelve hour shift on Tuesday with an hour and a half overrun.

        You feckless cunts.

      • Mr DCI,

        That Jerry Man City had in goal years back, Troutman, broke his neck in the FA cup final, carried on playing and won lol.

      • Can you imagine one of the wimmin commentators spouting her shite on a 1980/90’s England/France Five Nations game, with Brian Moore leading the troops into battle?

        🤣🤣🤣

      • My mate Chilcott told a story about French tighthead Jean-Pierre Garuet think he was a potato farmer. Anyhow Gareth thought he would get his retaliation in early, the first scrum. Smacked him full bore to the chin, Garuet never flinched just uttered in very broken English I am going to kill you cunt. He said he was the most frightening man he ever played against.

      • I had a surreal day once being invited up to watch a Northants cricket match. A chap called Dennis Brookes was there, he was about 90, and he was talking about facing Harold Larwood on a rain soaked pitch when they had both been at the bar all day as they thought play would be over for the day. They were made to go out and play 6 overs so the committee didn’t have to give the spectators their money back. He said he never saw a ball and Harold had no idea where he was pitching it.
        Then at lunch I met a former customer Don White. He had been asked to captain the British Lions 1958 tour to South Africa. He pulled a picture out of his pocket, taken from the previous Saturday’s Northampton game. It showed a chap running with the ball with the opposition coming in to make a tackle. “What’s wrong with that?” Don asked. I hadn’t a clue . Don carefully explained that the Northampton player was carrying the ball under the wrong arm so he wasn’t able to palm the opposition off and break his nose.

        .

  7. Footballists are notoriously awful at fighting.

    Never mind the fact it’s a dull sport infested with political activists and sexual predators.

    Perhaps if they had a Last Man Standing gets a chance to “romance” Katie Price then it would get sufficiently rowdy.

    The overpaid P.once cunts.

    • Hopefully the religious police will stick one on harry kane and wokegate come world Cup time.

      A full cavalry change with camels would make interesting viewing..

      • Johnny Giles twatted Keegan in the Charity Shield final.
        He’d been asking for it and to his credit, asked the ref. to go easy on Giles. Who wasn’t sent off.
        Mind you, back in the sixties and seventies, some referees would only send someone off on production of a Death Certificate. 😀
        Who are ya ?
        Who are ya ?

      • I was at a “Sportsman” dinner and Jimmy Greaves was the guest speaker. He told a story of being brought down by Ron “Chopper” Harris at Stamford Bridge. In the return match Greavsie got his retaliation in early, studs up on the knee. An obvious sending off offence but despite his pleas he was only yellow carded. He played the rest of the match at right back and cleared off if Chopper came within 50 yards.

    • As a Lad, I used to go to the local Rink for the Ice Hockey. Now that was always a good scrap and they occasionally had time to play a few pucks.! The slap of wood on bone, the crunch of knuckles, and when it got really violent, off came the gloves , helmets and Guards and the ice would turn Pink !
      The walk home was always finished off with fish and chips. Fucking cracking night out

  8. Footballers are useless at fighting.
    When they are playing they fall down as soon as anyone touches them.

    It makes you wonder how they put up with the pain of having so many tattoos.

    General anesthetic?

    Cunts!

  10. I hope the World Cup can top all that Nancy Boy stuff, otherwise there wouldn’t be any point in going all that way for nothing.

  12. Why don’t we copy the Wanks, sorry I mean Yanks and wear a load of PPE Shit and have shit loads of Time outs with the effeminate‘American Football’

    The ultimate in Fairy Sports

  15. Just going off kilter for a moment. I wonder what the hermaphrodites think of this trans shit. Bet they’re laughing their bollocks off.

  16. Wouldn’t it be funny if Wrexham went down, and those two Hollywood wankers (Ryan Reynolds and that other cunt) got lynched in the town centre?🤣

  17. The BBC are permanently boycotted in our house, including for the World Cup.
    But ITV can fuck off and all.

    Guess who is on the ITV pundirty panel? Ian Wright and Eni Aluko.
    Wright is a clown (though, to be fair, he has played at a World Cup). But I am not listening to that Eluko cunt, abouthow she has ‘played in a World Cup’ and ‘at the highest level’. No you have not, you daft bitch. Fuck off1

    • It’s years since seeing or hearing a made up black cunt from the jungle. I know I’m having to watch them scurrying around a football field, but its at a safe distance without me feeling physically sick. My normal situation is switching on after kick off, incase I spot them with cramp of the knees. Always have the sound off and follow the same procedure for the second half. That’s it. Your probably asleep by now.

    • Fucking right, Norm. Dozy fucking bint. It’d be like me standing over a HEMS consultant and critiquing their medical skills.

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