Welsh police buy fleet of Tuk-Tuks

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(FFS! Can you image Regan and Carter from the Sweeney driving round the streets of London in this Tucking thing!? – Day Admin)

I have been hard on the cops in recent posts but for once I can see a positive development.

”Welsh police buy fleet of tuk-tuks to help fight crime and keep public safe”

Yes, the criminals of Cwmscwt and Aberbana are quaking in their boots, especially if these magnificent vehicles are daubed in rainbow colours. They will patrol parks and walkways so that brave coppers don’t have to actually walk. And who knows, they may be available for hire or for selling ice cream? We shall see.

Expect some spectacular pursuits of prams and milk floats.

Once again Wales leads so that England can follow.

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80 thoughts on “Welsh police buy fleet of Tuk-Tuks”

  3. Jeez. I can’t believe how fucking stupid Forces can be. The Welsh are a funny bunch but they are not that daft that they can’t see a pisstake ! Wales is hilly, some of the streets go up mountains ffs ! And in any case, no fucking TUK Tuk can outrun a scooter !
    Just plain Daft !

    • When I arrived in Cardiff, mid 2015, they had some banging hot mounted WPOs. I guess before these spacca chariots go out for a pootle they’ll have to be painted with the right livery, namely the Cardiff rainbow…

  5. How are they supposed to protect “violence against women and girls?”. Surely a peaceful in a taxi is faster than a tuk tuk?

    I look forward to future stories from the valleys.

    “Arrests in a sheep diddling ring at a local park were foiled by steps following tuk tuk pursuit”.

    • I would have thought a fleet of Rover SD1 V8s with guns in the boot would’ve been a better way of protecting wimminz.

  7. Seems about right to me.

    Stanley PM,so using their modes of transport is just the ticket for our Police “force”.

    Expect curry houses to have coppers as waiters next.

    What a fucking mess.

    • The Welshies already sound a bit like the char-wallahs; now they can drive like them.

      “Hello please, you are using some hurty words and are being under arrest.”

  9. What a fucking laugh.
    Even traffic wardens used to get a Honda CG125, which is faster than one of those 😂😂😂

  10. How can the coppers be so dim? Are they desperate to become objects of ridicule? Or is this 1st April?
    Words fail me.

  12. Have Welsh old bill been watching Octopussy?
    Roger Moore racing around in a souped up version I seem to recall.
    Has nobody told them that was fiction?
    I can’t wait for the first footage of the rainbow cops popping wheelies whilst in pursuit of a hard nosed criminal who’s guilty of offending some wooftah.

  14. The Heddlu in tuktuks?
    May as well start bringing elephants in for forestry jobs.

    This’ll be that Rishi’s idea.
    😄

  15. Those with positions of power in Wales are clearly mental and clearly the people of Wales who put these cunts into power are Fucking mad …Fuck em

  16. There’s method in their madness. The villains will curl up laughing their bollocks at the Tuk-Tuks, they’ll easily be apprehended.

  17. There’s method in their madness. The villains will curl up laughing their bollocks off at the Tuk-Tuks, they’ll easily be apprehended.

  18. Why don’t they walk or use bicycles?

    This is what happens when you let someone spend other people’s money.

    Politicians, Police, all scum. Every last man Jack of them.

  19. I’m trying to laugh but I can’t. This is so ridiculous it’s not actually funny. It seems that everything the rozzers do leaves them open to derision. Helping cunts that glue themselves to roads et al, asking road blockers if they’d like a nice cup of tea and a blanky, being scared of upsetting peacefuls, etc etc. I’m genuinely worried about the sanity of the people that run this country.

  20. A Gladiators chariot would have been more useful, with big fuck off swords sticking out the wheels to mow the taffy cunts down.

    I thought this post was a joke before I read the article!

  21. How to make your police look like cunts (bigger cunts), make them the subject of ridicule.

    Full body armour and a semi automatic gains respect and focuses minds not a fucking noddy car 😂

  22. Well the obese unfit cunts will never go on the beat again will they! These do look better than mobility scooters…..

  23. It would appear that the cunts managed to spend £68,000 on just four of the things. How could they manage to piss so much money away?

  25. These things are a common sight in third world countries so we may as well get used to them.

    Please do not feed the monkeys.

  26. Its the weather, coppers can’t kneel down and suck off the protected species of BLM cunts in Wales its rains everyday but pancake tuesday. Now the woodentop tafs can blow a soot in comfort while delivering milk and heroin to the local knife gangs, cops doing what they’re supposed to do pandering to crims but without a panda

  29. That grinning cunt in the header pic won’t be doing that come the Welsh winter in that thing, which has no doors, no heater, can’t be driven through mud. & watch out for the understeer when the roads are wet or icy!

    • Don’t worry; he’ll be at his desk looking for jokes about transsexuals on social media.

  30. I suppose it will be one in the front driving, two in the back. All a bit cramped I think.

    I mean if they did come upon some ‘incident’ wouldnt there be an issue of them getting out of the thing quickly enough. They might end up falling over each other.

    I suppose the screeching noise of the 2 stroke engine might scare some off some timid ne’er-do-well.

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