Therese Coffey – Health Secretary no less!

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This ugly, obese, four-eyed blob has been dishing out her own antibiotics to friends and family. For DECADES the medical profession has been trying to reduce people’s reliance on antibiotics so that a) they actually work when needed, and b) to help try and stop superbugs.

this gormless fat lummock comes along. AND she’s a cabinet minister. Jesus wept. Apologies for no link, but my brain and phone are not cooperating.

Women who look like Coffey should be painlessly destroyed. In fact, she is so unbelievably repellant, I wonder if she is a cock in a frock…

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She’s not just any old cabinet minister – she’s Secretary of State for Health and Social Care, no less!

73 thoughts on “Therese Coffey – Health Secretary no less!”

  4. Isn’t that Fag Ash Lil, the dodgy dinner lady from my old school?
    Looks like it. Christ we are fucked if she’s the best they can come up with…

    • Name me one politician either in government or opposition, who you think is fucking brilliant, would do a great job, is a natural statesman who commands respect from the population of the uk, but also on the world stage and is someone although you didn’t agree with their policies, you would still follow them into battle without quibble?

      Personally, I cannot think of any now…yet when I was younger I was i awe of some of the politicians of the day, thinking ‘fuck me, there is no way I could do his job’

      Don’t feel like that now.

      • Very true Chuggers, I massively respect our armed forces and some ex-service personnel have gone into politics but they have been the opposite of what the military is all about, discipline , honour, respect etc.

        Labour MP Clive Lewis is notable for being a total cunt.

  5. Now Environment Secretary, fat polluting tub of lard.
    But why wasn’t she sacked?
    Same applies to that other pair of numpties, Cleverly and Zahawi.
    On the plus side, Braverman’s back as Home Secretary.
    Don’t hold your breath though…

  6. She’s on the fuckin dole now.
    She’s to health what I am to shaving.

    Someone with two feet in the coffin as health minister ?

    Like David Blunkett taking up darts
    Or Stevie Hawkins cross country running.

    She’s on the list with mo mowlan, Theresa May and Anne widdecombe as completely unwankable 👎

  7. She looks like she ate plenty of cake. Which, as we all know, is the only offence you should get sacked for in this wonderful government

    • I strongly suspect this repulsive carpet muncher smells like a fishmonger’s fingers.

      • Probably the more subtle aroma reminiscent of the Gutting Deck of a Russian factory trawler while leisurely cruising the warm waters of the southern Mediterranean during a particularly hot spell!

    • Funnily enough I thought it was Eddie after he ate all the pies, in the Empire across multiple dimensions.

  9. I like her. She smokes (cigars no less) and drinks and she’s the health secretary. Very un-pc. Kudos to her.

    • No longer Health Secretary, thank fuck.
      She’s now Secretary of State for Polluting the Environment.

      • That’s Braverman’s job.
        It’s supposedly Coffey’s job to stop the water companies pumping raw sewage into our rivers and onto our beaches.
        She’ll sprout wings and fly before that happens!
        She’s been totally ineffective in every government post she’s ever held.
        All talk and no trousers, same as her best mate Truss.

      • keep her away from the fucking rivers the ugly cunt she’ll be after the beavers, they’ve only just been reintroduced to the uk

    • Do ya reckon they get to about 15 or 16 look in the mirror & think fuck me I’m a shrek ugly cunt, nothing for it, i’ll have to go muff munching?

      • Oh Christ you really triggered me with that post Duchess! I laughed so much I almost wet myself.

  12. It doesn’t matter who is Minister of what, they are all clueless fucking out of touch wankers who take their orders from foreign globalist cunts.

    • That’s why I never vote. The media is screaming constantly choose choose choose you must choose now!!!
      Poison apple or poison pear..
      choose choose apple or pear, apple or pear.
      Well I don’t want either poisoned fruit thank you so fuck off.

  13. This useless sack ‘o’shite is my MP, just look at the fucking state of it! she/it used to use our club swaffing down copius amounts of broadside and an obnoxious old cunt to boot, she fucked off when we changed the name from conservative to constitutional club, never came in again thank dog.

  14. Look at the fucking state of her and that pic with her tongue hanging out licking the end of the cigar reminds me of Jabba the Hut (who I’d rather fuck).

    She’s reminiscent of a mag I used to read Viaz – Fat Slags.

    Unbeknown to me, and a quick search on Googlecunt unearthed a previously unknown movie that was made about these two northern hussies.

    Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_CTgE1nDDQ

  15. The fat smelly sack of guts is a disgrace.

    Just another sow at the trough.

    Paid to do a job she can’t do,
    And has no intention of doing.

    First in the lime pit in a sane world.

    • Woodchip it first, just an idea,
      or that’s a lot of weight to drag to the pit in one sack.

  17. I’ve just had word she/he has been moved to DEFRA, at least it’s not a vegan or a sausage jockey, it’s a kafflik though which is regrettable, at least Spackham will be told to get fucked and eat badger shit!!

    • The woman from just stop oil! Had a great name!

      Indigo Rumbelow😁😁
      Heeehee

      Says everything you need to know about her.

      • Avocado eaters, always with the stupid names.
        Rufus Hedgegalloper
        Bambi Gasmeter
        Columbine Ponygobbler
        Gaylord Titus Tiberius Fitzwanker-Pratt

        Time I went to bed.

    • Again, let’s see these wankers have a go at a track day or custom bike show. Be great to see them getting stomped on by angry Bulldog Bash attendees and the plastic police protection would be less willing to intervene in case they got slapped as well…

    • One of those stupid bitches with the Orange paint did the same at a Kelvingrove Gallery painting, if i was there i would have punched her fucking lights out without a seconds thought.
      It really saddens me how these cunts can destroy centuries of historic relevance and expect to get away with it.
      Where’s the Brown shirts when you need them?

  19. I can’t look at that photo on the left without imagining that brown cigar being Itchy Ballsack’s knob.
    God I feel ill.

  21. I’d rather someone like her than one of those holier-than-thou,pushbiking,veggie Bores…in fact,she looks like the kind of Sporty Gal who would stand her round in the bar after playing prop for my rugby team or enjoying a fine day’s sport huntin’,shootin’ or fishin’.

    Redoubtable old Boot.

  26. Fucking fat barrel of monkey spunk. More chins than the Chinese phone book.
    She’s that fucking fat, I’d bet the lard arse pig sweats Gravy.
    Arse like the back end of a challenger 2 tank………
    Fat CUNT

  27. Stupid fucking bitch. I can’t even begin to tell you how wrong and dangerous what she’s doing, is. ‘Doctor’? You should only be allowed to title yourself ‘Doctor’, if you’re a medical doctor.

  29. Revolting fat slob.

    First became aware of this sow a few months back while she was lying through her halitosis laden cake hole on behalf of that shit Johnson. I presume Sunak kept her in cabinet as a sop to the Liz Truss wing of the party. Rather her than walking abortion Rees-Mogg or that simpleton Dorries, obviously. Blessings need to be counted.

  30. At least a 15 pints before I’d let that heffer give me a hand job.

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