The Sun, utter twats, but at least they know who reads our favourite outdoor toilet arse wipe.
While millions are worried about an apparent nuclear threat, rising cost of every damned thing, increased energy prices, failing NHS,
Need I go on?
This absolute rag publishes a “how to get even more money, while you sit on your arse” article.
Words almost fail me. I’m not suggesting we go back to Victorian Times, and not one single person who is genuinely unable to work should be without, but to publish an article like this, we’ll it’s a liggers charter.
And to describe it as ” freebies”.
They are beneath contempt.
Nominated by: Jeezum Priest
They know their readers; just as a while ago they published a story about the scheme Deliveroo were offerring where their custoomers could pay for takeaways in instalments.
Written by scum, read by scum.
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They still doing those £1 holidays? Old pal of mine saved the vouchers for one, turns out it was a caravan park 6 miles up the road from her house LOL She managed to swop it on facebook for another one, but so funny
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That’s fucking hilarious! There needs to be a comedy sketch based on that story.
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Nostalgic to see someone still able to write in Window’s Paint, that’s a lost skill like thatching & bodging, probably be able to get a grant for that in Leicester
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Ahh, good old MS paint. I spent so much time messing around on that in my school years.
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I’m in Leicester. Where do I apply?
Amazing list of so called freebies. The real eye opener was the help with savings!! I thought people on Universal Credit were supposed to have no dosh??
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The Sun newspaper.
The ultimate in low brow reading.
This rag only ever served 2 purposes.
Page 3 which is now gone and something to wipe your arse on.
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They done away with page 3 as sexist and now every page has some bloke in a frock with his plastic thrupennies hanging out
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Page 3 hold the blood flowing on many a building site.
No wonder tradesmen take ages to finish a job now.
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The real problem is that HMG throws money at wasters ; The Sun merely makes the turds aware of the handouts although most of them know what they can sponge already. They all know their rights, clueless as to their responsibilities.
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I believe the Dinghy shop on Calais beach sells copies of the Sun in 73 different languages so their clients can get up to speed on the UK special offers, two for one deals on council houses etc
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Never purchased an issue myself. It’s always been know as The Scum to me. Made worse by their coverage & apparant blame for the Hillsborough Disaster. That “Ratner Moment, cost them a lot of readers. Unlike the Beano, or the Dandy, it’s a ‘comic,’ that isn’t even funny.
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When I bothered to by a paper, The Sport was my rag of choice!
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Not ever tempted in the past by Samantha Fox’s titties then
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Always prefered natural “Tits on a stick.” Recon Sam’s were enhanced, but I might be wrong.
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It’s no Viz, is it?
Although that died after the Thieving Gypsy Bastards sketch.
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That was some good funny shit
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My favourite VIZ Title was “The Three Must Be Queers”. All up one and one up all. It was no surprise when told how hilarious it was, but they mustn’t use it again.
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I stopped reading viz when they ditched certain characters to concentrate on being the New European with Tourette’s.
Dammed shame…
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I started reading Viz in the mid 80s and up until a few years ago it was fucking hilarious in parts.
Used to buy every edition including the annuals at Christmas but haven’t bought it since 2019 on account of the fact it’s gone all woke and is just not funny any more.
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It started to change for the worst at around the same time as the pig shagger walked into 10 Downing Street. John Fardell’s strips (The Critics, The Modern Parents) that mocked the London intelligentsia and the middle classes were the first to go
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When I was claiming on the Nash back in 1973 or 4 (I forget exactly when) the Government came up with the brilliant idea of giving butter tokens to us scroungers to reduce the European butter mountain. So I used to get free butter for my mum at the local Coop every week.
What I really wanted, of course, was tokens to reduce the European wine lake. Even back then the Government were cunts.
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Correction: 1976
The Sun is absolute shite by the way. Aimed at the illiterati.
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The Scum has a reading age of seven years old.
Another of Odin’s odd facts.
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If I wanted the lowdown on benefit freebees and government handouts I would just ask the first refugee I saw.
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I saw Maria Whittiker and a few of the other page 3 girls in a restaurant once.
Tit fest!
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If I’d have been there, I would have had a few, then shouted “Show us yer whisker buiscuits!” Just to get a reaction.
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Isnt just tits wrapped with lies? Or have tits gone?
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Keep up, its all plastic titties on ladies called Harold & Bert now
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Page 3 is now Burka Corner.
This morning was Uzma, 23 from Ilford. She likes martyrdom videos and good mutton korma.
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Speaking of lies, the Sun was a keen supporter of Boris Johnson and Brexit, I seem to recall…
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If our new leader Vishnu blesses the benefits with a 10% rise in April then it might be worth applying for some.
Fucking certain my wage won’t be going up.
Anyone or anything that glorifies the handout culture for those who never bother to pay in should be shot.
Means tested benefits should be banned,as should legal aid for non taxpayers.
And child benefit probably.
Flies on shite.
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The Sun should go bankrupt..it got rid of Page 3 and that should have killed it off.
Says a lot about the state of the nation that it stays afloat.
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None of these rags are self supporting, all are kept afloat by the WEF cunts running Europe. Useful fake news idiots to keep the narrative going. Eat bugs, don’t be racist (WHY NOT???) be fucking nice accept diversity (WHY?) even though the cunts are all groomers who will fuck your little sister it’s the liberal way so just accept it oh and you’re a racist nazi cunt if you don’t want to have sex with a woman sporting a beard & penis. Remember you will have nothing and YOU VILL BE HAPPY ABOUT IT YOU STINKING WHITE PEASANTS…usual mantra in the MSMedia
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The quality of virtually all journalism has plummeted in the last couple of decades, no doubt linked to the rise of the internet. The Sun was at a pretty low starting point to begin with, so now finds itself swimming in the sewer giving pointers to freeloaders.
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Journalism doesn’t exist now. My niece went to Uni wanting to be a journalist, proper obsessed by old Kate Aidy wanted to go overseas, bomb jacket helmet dodging bullets. Left Uni over qualified and found the only jobs in journalism today are cut & pasting the daily vomit from Reuters which is compulsory. She now writes the magazine for a company that manufactures glasses frames in Italy . What a fucking let down.. All news is fake and mass regurgitated.
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Noam Chomsky once said that the 1850s were the Golden Age of Journalism, it was competitive, men chased stories, raked the muck, exposed the corrupt bastards of society. But since the First World War, the corporate media itself has been corrupt and it now needs exposing.
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Yeah but Noam is still a cunt
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He is, but he can back up everything he says, which frustrates a lot of corporate media mavens.
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should have been 6 gazillion and one
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Amazingly enough the Daily Star has become what the Sun should be – an entertainment-focused newspaper with a heavy emphasis on humour and satire.
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Any UFO stories in it? Love the one’s where some minger in America swears she was abducted & fucked senseless in a white room on a UFO then returned to a forest pregnant with an alien’s baby…I believe it all.
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Talking of lettuces, how’s Sasha?
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Meant to post below in the lettuce stuff.
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BLACK
MATTER
LIVES
UP MY
ARSE.
After taking iron tablets.
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The Daily Star’s Liz Truss wet lettuce prank was an inspired work of genius. It claimed worldwide attention. The lettuce won.
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Indeed, It’s a perfect example of satire done right. Since being taken over in 2018 the paper seems to have become something like Private Eye for the working classes.
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The Star has never quite been a blind Tory lapdog like the Scum…
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LETTUCE
LIVES
MATTER
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Black
Lettuces
Matter
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Lettuce for PM and Larry the Cat as Chancellor. Let’s ‘av it.
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Bitches
Like
Mutton.
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I have to admit to my eternal shame I made a big mistake about twenty years ago, I booked a holiday (cheap) through the Sun, great value but just one drawback, the place was filled with typical Sun readers 😢
As for the cunts giving advice to the one idle to scrounge even more from the system, they are indeed the lowest of the low, better they give advice on how to get a fucking job.
Looking forward to this winter, pictures of gas and electric meters and empty fridges, oh and the usual featured food banks.
Get a fucking job!
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Anyone who ‘reads’ the Sun needs to be sent on a permanent Sun £10 holiday.
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Ah the Sun!!
Ive always read the Sun,
It’s media at its finest!
Whenever I’m in Merseyside I pop in a newsagents and ask for it.😁
I’m often met by Scouse wit telling me to get fucked.
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Do you have a death wish Miserable?
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It’s not the reading that’s the problem it’s the fucking sheep that believe its all real. I often flick through it online because its free and i’m a cunt. Headless Brazilian drag queen found with stolen vacuum cleaner hose up his/her fart box, local library was said to be missing its storytime guest. There’s some real hilarious gems in it.
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We know that you just want The Sun to see if Deidre the agony aunt has answered your letter Miserable.
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Dear Deidre,
In a moment of carefree abandon and sexual experimentation I allowed my missus to pop some metallic vibration balls in my hoop.
They now are firmly stuck.
We’ve tried fishing line and magnets.
And still nothing.
Any ideas?
Yours
Mr A.nonymous.
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Back in the 60’s a bloke in a Pub showed me an article in a paper-can’t remember its name- about a WW2 bomber seen on the Moon. He said,” I wouldn’t have thought the plane had enough petrol to fly that distance” Seriously, the cunt believed the paper!
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It was the Sunday Sport.
Or was that the double decker bus on the moon?
Shite anyway…
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No. It was definitely a WWII American bomber. Journalism at its finest.
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They were both Sunday Spot headlines
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The Sun that suddenly switched sides in the run up to the 1997 election and urged it’s readers to vote for Satan Blair. Bunch of cunts.
The Mirror is the same shit though, with a tad more neoliberalism and a huge dollop of self righteousness.
Burn them all…
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I’ll never forgive the Sun for their unwavering support of Tony Blair back in the day.
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Pick the side that’s obviously going to win and pretend that you supported them all along.
Bottom feeding cunts…
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The Sun – shallow, dishonest, less gravitas than Viz. It’s economics coverage is worse than The Beano. If I recall they lied about the football fans that died at Hillsborough and hacked a murdered girls phone. No better than a comic – which makes it a cut above The Economist and the FT, but not by much.
Gotcha.
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Maybe, but it’s way above the intellectual level of The New European.
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Yes – that’s true.
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A blank (or even used) sheet of toilet paper has more to say than The New European.
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The Economist still preaching flawed Keyensian bullshit no doubt…
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The Economist and the FT are the Remoaners rags of choice. Both are fanatically determined to resent Brexit in a negative light. Both have as much credibility as the New York Times.
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The sports a better paper more tits and arse in it and perverted stories if your into that sort of shit
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I applied for Universal Credit earlier this year as i was off work due to mental stress. I only work 24 hrs a week and i was getting half pay, therefore i was in shit creek when it came for paying rent and other bills.
As per usual it took them a while to get mines processed and the outcome……fuck all mate, your getting nowt.
I was fucking raging, in the end i had to borrow money.
Utter utter cunts.
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Should have told them you were a dinghy paddler, they would have bought you a house and given an income for life.
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Next time try signing on in Dover in a wet t-shirt with a few pebbles in your trainers and a bit of gravey powder on your mooey, tell them your name is Mohammed Asif MustaffaWank and you’re an unaccompanied orphan child aged 14 with a growth hormone problem. Tear jerk them with some old blarny about parents being brutally slaughtered by evil white head hunters up the Zambesi – plus you think you might be gay or even trans, compliment the benefits officer on his frock.. Guarantee you’ll get a hotel room with a full stocked mini bar by teatime. On benefits for life. Next day you can fuck off back home and just use your bank account on line. The hotel won’t blab they’ll still getting double rate for your empty room whilst letting it to a family of Albanians within the hour. Every B&B in Dover with 12 rooms to let has 254 registered families supposedly living there and claiming benefits.
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Any links please?
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The Sun still trying to win the scousers over then.
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I suppose the best that can be said of the Sun is that it is the polar opposite of Kweer Starmer’s and his deputy tart’s favourite read “The Guardian”, where they are are so high and mightily highbrow, the Sun is patronisingly lowbrow. Where the Guardian admires a woman for her brain, the Sun admires her for her knockers – where the Guardian likes their women dressed up in business suits, the Sun likes hem with their knickers down.
I don’t read either – I am quite happy with my Telegraph – the only proper broadsheet left – and very useful oldcopies are in the workshop for covering the bench.
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The guardian cunts prefer their women with no brain at all and a penis
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Rosie Jones was my reason for visiting The Sun.
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Printed newspapers are finished – and they know it. Their websites are advert ladened monstrosities. You are unable to read their “articles” (opinion expressed as fact) for the adverts. Fuck ’em.
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How weird would it be if there was no news media? The mind can’t even envision that, such has been the ubiquity of news media since the mid-17th century. Before that, people just had their superstitions to occupy their minds.
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Jasper Carrott:
“I always feel sorry for Sun readers, as they can’t write in to complain”.
Spot on.
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Jasper is hugely underrated as a comedian, he was fucking brilliant at times.
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He was good in The Detectives.
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He was decent, he isn’t a natural actor and he was aside a truly great actor – Jesus Christ and Gustav Mahler himself, Robert Powell.
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I’ll never forget him and powell in the detectives trying to track down the thieves that stole a hurst-esque work of art. Approaches a drinker in a pub – ‘we are looking for a stolen fish tank full of urine, theres a drink in it for you’
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It was Jasper Carrott who came up with the line: ‘Ringo Starr? Best drummer in the world? He wasn’t even the best drummer in The Beatles!’
Classic.🤣
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Why do they call it a pony tail ? Cause when you lift it up there’s always an arsehole under it (Jasper carrot)
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Just for the record (No not that one!) the Sunday Sun newspaper was a sister paper of the Chronicle, The Journal & The Gazette. One of the oldest regional newspapers, owned by Trinity Mirror. Founded in 1919. Circulation N.E.England.
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That’s true. The origins of tabloids are quite deep, they basically are the modern day version of the ancient slabs of wood that gave the peasant’s version of what has just happened.
FIRE MOUNTAIN
MAKE BIG FIRE!
RUN! RUN! RUN!
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I’ve got a lot of records. Still got Boom Banger Bang in mint condition & Grandad by Clive Dunn & the St Winifred school choir still in the original Discount Discs paper bag.
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Fuck me, you are some connoiseur of quality music. Have you got Agadoo?
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No it’s just the way I walk
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How has the Sun coverage of Russia-Ukraine been? Knuckleheaded? Keep it simple for the people who wash dishes for a living?
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How much do you charge? I’ve still got yesterdays saucepans in soak.
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Looking at that long list of “freebies” it remind me of the long list of benefits available to those that choose not to work
Some of these benefits are justified some are not, but they all have to be paid for by the taxpayer, who might well be facing higher taxation in the next couple of years in order to help the massive debt this government lumped us with.
Then there’s all the cost of living top-ups a lot of these people will be entitled too along with the government’s insistence that it will target the most vulnerable when the price cap guarantee ends in April while ordinary taxpayers will receive next to fuck all it makes you wonder if we’re now living in a free hand-out society
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https://www.communities-ni.gov.uk/articles/z-benefits
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I heard something along those lines on the radio the other day. Apparently the feckless cunts can get discounted broadband. So once again threhonest, working man pays that little bit more so the slobs can live the life of riley.
What a fucking joke!
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Off topic.
Know a few cunters are from that London.
Freddie the frog
WC Boggs
Few others.
Just watched something called ‘the London nobody knows ‘ on talking pictures channel.
A documentary made in 1967 with actor James Mason showing London before clearances and regeneration and when it was still white working class.
Fascinating!
Market stalls, salvation army hostels,
Tramps drinking turps,
Allsorts.
He knocked at some old Victorian place, looked fuckin derelict!
It was in Spitalfeilds.
And it was where Jack the ripper killed some woman in the backyard.
Fuck me.
Grim up North?
You weren’t so fuckin fancy yerselfs then .
Well worth a watch .
A world lost within living memory.
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That’s interesting. I’ve seen one Mason did on Hull, where he’s from (yeah, he lost THAT fucking accent pronto!) maybe he did a series of them?
The London No One Knows (1967, 47 minutes)
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x5h8w0m
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1969 it was made. And it was Huddersfield Mason was born.
Home James (1972 documentary where Mason returns to Huddersfield, 51 minutes)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I4LsSlWzITA&ab_channel=rusalkaJirisch
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Was he from Huddersfield?!
I never knew that.
Cracking actor James Mason.
You winning LeCunt?👍
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Yeah, I saw that documentary as a special feature on the DVD of Odd Man Out (1947) a great Carol Reed (The Third Man) film starring Mason. I was like, “eh? Mason was born in Huddersfield?! Where did he get that legendary voice?”.
Yeah, I’m grand. Watched the Champions League tonight. Some amazing goals. English teams look safe to get to next round.
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You get the chance watch the London one.
It’s in 1967.
Summer of Love!
Sgt Pepper
Flower power.
No fuckin sign of that !
It’s gritty, dirty, and drab.
Cor blimey!
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There are still 19th and early 20th century Britain establishments existing in decay right now. People who do that, ‘urban exploring’ stuff show you them. That’s a right rabbit hole though. I ended up watching creepy as fuck ones from America where dead bodies get found, some poor Mexican guy who handed himself and just plain disturbing stuff. Abandoned buildings are fun during the day, but at night? Nah, give that a miss!
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Le Cunt Sir, that was truly amazing footage, and that was never about James Mason.
A Haunting from a past and the people shone true.
I loved it because i watched it all.
Thank you, for making it alive once again, as i also witnessed a tail end of a time, in my young life, many similarities abound
There are pieces inside this telling that tears at the heart.
Brilliant.
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The Super Soaraway Scum have always been corrosive ulcerous vermin.
I bet they are only doing this so a shitload of Dooshkas, P@k!s and Bogo Bogos subscribe to their shitrag.
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