The Police (3) Getting “Tough” on Crime

Posted on by

A major cunting for the police. Well not the guys on the ground, but the chief cunts who decide and implement policy.

Apparently, to improve public relations the police are now going to be ‘told’ to attend every burglary.

Now, this is like a doctor being told they will have to try and ‘cure’ every patient- rather than letting a few just wither away by not bothering to see them, or a paramedic thinking ‘I can’t be arsed to go all over town at this time of night to help some cunt who’s been stabbed’

…and THEN announcing an ‘initiative’ whereby you inform your ‘customers’ you are going to start doing the job you used to do, and indeed a job that you should have been doing all along.

And we are supposed to fall for it. We are fucking idiots to have allowed it get to the point we should be impressed that the police should actually turn up to a crime scene.

BBC News Link

Nominated by: Chuff Chugger

76 thoughts on “The Police (3) Getting “Tough” on Crime”

  1. Judging by the cunts they let in the police force these days they are wasting their time I got stopped the other day by a schoolboy a nd his gran dressed as coppers fuck knows what the twats would do if confronted by a criminal apart from shit themselves it’s a fucking joke

    • I must Correct you Smegma but the Term ‘Force’ was deemed Inappropriate and we now use the Term Service

  3. They police by consent.

    That consent can easily be removed and replaced with mob justice.

    Get your fucking finger out. that’s what I pay you for.

  4. The Police saying they’re going to get tough on crime is like Boris saying he never went to a party at No.10 during lockdown.
    Both Fucking Bullshit.

    Crime especially violent crimes and sexual assaults have increased tenfold year on year since The prince of darkness and Satan’s envoy Tony Blair took office in 1997, no small coincidence that Tony Blair opened the doors to unparrelled immigration and as a result the crime rate went up sharply.

    Meanwhile the Police have got weaker and weaker and the crooks know it.

    Overweight four-eyed social justice warriors who couldn’t run 100 yards without a heart attack and couldn’t throw a punch if they tried are filling the ranks of the police quicker than Dianne Flabbott can demolish a bargain bucket.

    The Police are a fucking joke and an absolute disgrace. Any respect I once had for them disappeared back in the 90’s.
    Get tough on crime? My fucking Arse!

    • Yes! And if I recall it was shit weasel Blair that banned handgun ownership. Except of course for terrorists, gangsters and drug dealers.
      Nice one!

  5. It’s easier to tear gas and club pro Brexit protesters than investigate and arrest real criminals.
    Better off taking the law into your own hands these days.

  6. They are working their fingers to bone for Heaven’s sake–.up all day and night swatting up on correct ‘pronouns’, familiarisng themselves with Travellers’ culture, learning dance steps for Pride Month.

  7. They can’t even prevent Punch and Judy giving them good clobbering, so what’s going to change?

  8. The Police do not help themselves with all their right on trendy nonsense.

    If you get robbed it’s horrible, it’s one of the worst things that can happen to honest folk who are trying to survive.

    Then after they give you a crime number and a “civilian” who thinks they are Dirty Harry tells you there’s fuck all chance of catching the criminals you read about the pigs getting involved in transvestite street fairs and painting their cars and bodies in rainbow colours to appeal to deviants.

    I’ve never been in touble yet each time I have attempted to “use” Police services they have been utterly useless and rude to the point of being cunts.

    Police = Dog Shit

  9. Defund the useless cunts. We need a paramilitary judge Dread outfit. Made up of ex paras and marines.

  10. Is that weak looking prick in the photo the new Met Commissioner? He looks like something out of Thunderbirds. None of these silver braid covered cunts could police their own arsehole.

  11. ‘….and THEN announcing an ‘initiative’ whereby you inform your ‘customers’ you are going to start doing the job you used to do, and indeed a job that you should have been doing all along.’

    A very good point CC.

    And may I add any business or public sector body that announces an ‘initiative’ is actually announcing they have failed spectacularly.

    Initiatives are supposed to focus the minds and efforts of the worker bees on the areas the Queen bees have fucked with their shite strategies / woke agendas that have previously pandered to a tiny but incredibly noisy fringe minority of a minority.

  12. Another slogan, tough on crime like no cunt crossing the channel will be allowed to stay, it’s horse shit.

    The new Home Secretary doesn’t stand a chance because she will just face all the woke cunts blabbing about ‘human rights’

    The Police will stay the same, frightened to take action for fear of suspension, being called racist or heavy handed. And no chance with the channel invaders.

    Latvia have hit back at Amnesty International after the woke cunts accused them of all sorts of shit, on the border with that place known as Beroos.
    Is it possible to put a razor wire fence in the channel 👍

    https://eng.lsm.lv/article/politics/diplomacy/latvia-slams-amnesty-report-on-belarus-border-crossings.a477824/

    • 🤣🤣🤣 Beroos, I’d forgotten about that.

      It’s said we get the politicians we deserve but I think we must have all been Genghis Khan in our previous lives to deserve that thick fuck.

      Anyway, just had a quick look at the link Sick.

      “Latvia’s shameful treatment of people arriving at its borders presents a vital test for European institutions, which must take urgent measures to ensure that Latvia ends the state of emergency and restores the right to asylum across the country for everyone seeking safety, irrespective of their origin or how they crossed the border,” Amnesty says in its conclusion.

      …….Yet, in a particularly jarring phrase Amnesty says: “While Latvia sought to keep refugees and migrants from racial or ethnic minorities out, it welcomed 35000 refugees from Ukraine.”

      Apparently they only conducted 17 ‘remote’ interviews to reach this conclusion and they were remote because they were conducted on the phone/Skype when these so called ‘refugees’ had been returned from whence they came, in the main Iran and Iraq.

      Now it occurs to me there’s a real war going on in the Ukraine, not so in Iraq or Iran.

      I think Latvia should be applauded for welcoming 35000 genuine refugees from a genuine war and turning away any chancer regardless of nationality, skin colour, religion, gender (fortunately there’s only 2 where these folks come from) and ram it down the throats of these lefty shit cunts that never ever have to live with the consequences of their political agendas.

      • It’s been garingly obvious for years that Amnesty International is staffed entirely by twats.

      • Remote interviews with people who are all telling the truth 😂

        Amnesty cunts seem to believe everything they are told by ‘refugees’.

        That fucking Steve Valdez hyphenated Symonds claims all the cunts crossing the channel have family ties in the UK, I thing he means the family of lying scumbag cunts.

    • Beroos, 😂😂😂😂.
      Still a favourite “MP making a total cunt of their selves” clip.
      I wonder how Claudia is, these days?

  13. On a serious note, anyone read the National Police Service College recruitment criteria? The syllabus and the training quite frankly are completely embarrassing. Nobbies now are on a course to “Degwee Level ( no, not a spelling error ) and are further infected by a stocking clad Trannie with two Warrant cards teaching them.
    Fuck them all

  14. Anyone have Big Robbie in the Dead Pool?
    Sad to hear he’s gone. He was great in Cracker. RIP.

    That Emma Twatson though. Saying that she will now do ‘everything in his memory’?
    Eberything?! Typical insincere celebricunt bullshit and luvvie crocodile tears. If the big man had said that trans freaks weren’t real women, Twatson would sell him out and stick pins in a doll of him. She’s a little cunt.

  15. Sack all current Chief POs and replace them with Sergeant Major types. In fact, put them in prison for dereliction of duty.

    No women on frontline duties, no fagotts, puffs, benders, lezzers or queers, minimum height reintroduced, proper physicals, a ‘no harm-no crime’ attitude, stop dressing like stormtroopers, 24hr street patrols, bin 95% of the paperwork.

    You know, like the 70’s.

    Never gonna happen.

    • I watched Sweeney! the feature film on legend tv last night. Was fucking brilliant…..should be used as a training film for new recruits.

    • Dressing like a Stormtroopers OK with me just a bloody shame they don’t act like one, might get a bit more respect if a few lippy bastards got a stick across their shoulders or a face full of pepper spray. One can but dream.

  16. Protesters blocking you ? Try Cling film quickly wrapped round their heads. They no half fucking panic.
    ( Courtesy of the N Korean Police Service ( it works )

      • Does this mean GMP will be more proactive in washing line theft and public nudity Miserable, or do you have an ‘understanding’ with them?

      • Joking aren’t you LL?!

        Who’d you think I sell it too?

        Chief constable pays well for lingerie,
        Even better for ball gowns or wedding dresses 😁

  17. Remember when the Tories were the party of law and order. Manifestos from years gone by used to include slogans like ‘getting tough on crime’, ‘short, sharp, shock’, etc. The criminal classes are empowered these days because they know there’s a low chance of getting nicked and an even lower chance of being prosecuted in a way that would act as a deterrent to other scum doing something similar.

    How do we know this? Just watch the news. Those cunts in Bristol who got away with blatant criminal damage and then laughed about it. Boat loads of scum entering the country illegally and then getting a taxi ride to safety c/o Border Patrol boats, followed by gob loads of tax payer money thrown at them. Scum protesting and waving al-qaeda flags in London and nothing happens.

    You know the list.

  18. Have to get this one off my chest. New head honcho at the Met is Mark Rowley who is from the West Midlands as am I. The name Rowley is fairly common in the region and is also a place name; Rowley regis is a town in the Black Country; my late cousin’s widow is from Rowley Street in Wasall. Now, the BBC amongst others are pronouncing his surname so the the first syllable rhymes with “go” or “low”. I never heard this before; in all my years I only ever heard the word pronounced so that the first syllable rhymed with “cow” or “how”. Not sure what to read into this, although I believe the Americans also use this strange pronunciation.

  19. ….and burning the Union Jack in the street. Try lighting a bonfire in your back garden and plod will be there in a flash.

    • ‘stop! Or I’ll pout!’

      The long hair of the law.

      In a recent inspection of rank and file in the met,

      15 pepper sprays for self protection were found to contain Chanel no5.

      32 truncheons were unaccounted for.

      2 being replaced by ‘winstons’.
      Large black rubber phalluses.

      Strict rules on jewellery confiscated 14 nipple rings, 80 Pride bangles,
      One large diamond butt plug and 56 ankle bracelets.

      Tough on crime?
      Tougher on thought crime.

    • Or burning a cardboard replica of Grenfell…
      Down in the cells before you can say “institutional racism”
      You’d be lucky to get away with a whole life sentence if you posted it on FaceFuck.

  20. When the police force became interested in public relations all hope was lost.

    I’d also like to see the Royal Navy sink any Border Farce or RNLI vessels assisting foreign vermin to rape our country.

    Somewhat off topic but letting off steam is quite necessary given present events.

    • Just sink the fucking dinghies. The papers are so quick to publish those boats that sink , when desperately trying to defraud us. Oh boo hoo, I’m so persecuted that I came across 10 sovereign safe countries to risk my life on the crossing

      Listen MSM, nobody gives a fuck at best. Most are fucking happy secretly.

      I’m openly happy

      • snippers on the white cliffs should do it, watch them wizz off out of Dover harbour like popped balloons

    • Woman.
      They should never of let women be coppers.
      Or midgets.

      Not high up anyway.
      They could tidy up in the station,
      Brew up, make butties and that,
      But no good for policing.

      Tough on crime?!
      What’s Cressida Dick gonna do in a public order situation?

      Fuckin Clit Eastwood.

      ‘oooh, don’t! Please, that’s rude, can you stop that you’ll hurt him,
      Oooohh that’s not very nice’….
      Useless .

      Same for midgets
      Coppers had to be a certain height.
      6ft I think?
      And I agree.
      Some fuckin yellow brick road cunts a liability.

      If your happily hoofing bricks through Aston Martins window,
      And Warrick Davies tried to stop you?

      That’s right,
      By the ankles like a Olympic hammer thrower.

      • Police women can be effective in getting culprits to drop their guard, with a bit of sweet talking and midgets can come in handy when a villain can quite easily throw one of them. Which would get them arrested for mistaken dwarf throwing.

      • Dunno, Cressida ‘Gold Commander’ Dickhead was happy to green-light the execution of a perfectly innocent commuter, then issue press releases explaining the utter disgrace of it which were full of lies.

        Result?

        Promoted.

      • The likes of Detective Chief Inspector Jane Tennison, if they exist, who wouldn’t want her in charge? A work of fiction of course but some women can be hard as nails and talented like her; don’t rule them out completely. Cressida Dick was as useful as chocolate teapot; how the hell did she get anywhere in the first place? As for the coppers on the beat, I want them to be like Ant Middleton; that should be compulsory.

        Look at that 57-year-old wet rag in charge of the Met now, Sir Mark Rowley, alma mater Cambridge (the wrong one), says Just Stop Oil aren’t disruptive enough to shut down. I bet he has nanny naps with Welby.

      • If these Just Stop Oil morons are not being disruptive enough to warrant quicker action by the police how come they were so quick to act during the Queens funeral cortege arresting anti-monarchists?

        In fact if the JSO wankers had glued themselves in the road used by the procession would they have just been allowed to continue or the car told to find another route?

        Would they fuck.

      • @LL Quite sickening, isn’t it. Seems like one rule (for the Monarchy) and one rule for us plebs who need to get about. I can’t think of anything funny or witty to say about it, there isn’t anything, it’s simply awful.

        The legislation says, according to my rubbish skills, not being a Barrister or anything like that:

        Highways Act 1980
        137 Penalty for wilful obstruction.
        (1) If a person, without lawful authority or excuse, in any way wilfully obstructs the free passage along a highway he is guilty of an offence and liable to [F1imprisonment for a term not exceeding 51 weeks or] a fine [F2or both].

        Bloody do your police job then. Enforce the law.

  22. If plod are to get tough on crime, firstly get ride of the unwritten law of getting on our wick-wokery. Not even allowing them to pucker their lips.

  23. Its Halloween in a couple of weeks time. I wonder of the Old Bill will be out in force dealing with Trick or Treaters taking things too far? Or will they be too shit scared to venture out further than the burger bar in plod’s car park!

    On the other hand, can you imagine trick or treaters threatening residents with a “give a us a treat or we’ll call you a hurty name!”

    Plod will soon be out in force.

    • It’s a long way for yanks to come knocking on doors, when they know full well they’ll be told to fuck off and get the door slammed in their face ?

  24. I’ve got smoother skin on my elbows and my ball bag than the Met. Cuntissioner has on his face.

  25. Another Great British institution seemingly down the shitter. I can’t see any way back now. Shame.

  26. When the Queen passed away, they were the first proper helmet and boots bobbies I’d seen in years. Nowadays cozzers are all midgets with hi-vis waistcoats and tattoos.

  28. I remember in the seventies, the cunts used to smack you around when you were drunk and disorderly going down Yorkshire street in ——

    They were ex squaddies in those days so if you were up for it, you could have a good scrap….😖

  29. I lost all respect for the police when I took a lady out on a date and they’re were a group of guys being loud on Christmas Eve. I told them to turn the noise down and then they said who the fuck are you to tell us to be quiet. I simply said they’re children a bed and they were agitating. One headbutted me so I went in on all four. Police come round the next day and tried charging me for inciting a riot. I actually went in for a voluntary interview. I asked the copper what would you do if a guy headbutted you? He said I’d do just the same. They took pictures of me I was pretty banged up by so we’re the others. Charges got dropped in the end. I was the victim if police were actually patrolling the streets there wouldn’t be much problem instead they sit in there car and judge people. I actually was coming home once and I seen a bloke pouring petrol on a car, chased him off never reported it. Two weeks later a car got burned to a crisp. Oh and that guy who attacked.me, ended up stabbing someone. Good job plod!

    • after all that BLM dick sucking they did on their knees I’d walk past a copper on fire and ignore it…the cunts can fuck right off

  30. i) The Police need to get tough on the bacons, rapists and murderers in their own ranks for starters.

    ii) They then need to start pulverising these hood-rat skunk pussy stabby stabby zombie knife twats and fuck-tards that represent a clear threat to the existence of civilised society.

    iii) They then need to squash these tofu munching hypocritical pricks and self appointed enviro-martyrs that are fucking up life for the poor cunts just trying to exist.

    My guess is their crackdown will be some horse shit administrative exercise in conjunction with those bone idle tossers in Swansea to start locking up cunts whos car tax / mot has lapsed.

Comments are closed.