”If France wants to lead Europe to a new era of military self-reliance, how come its contribution to the war effort in Ukraine is so small?”
Well, I think the frogs have supplied thousands of white flags along with a commitment to hide under the bed should Putin invade further west.. They are also supplying tanks with supercharged reverse gears if the worse happens.
Vive La France.
Nominated by: Cuntstable Cuntbubble
Zut alors!!
Our ancient enemy.
Pond dippers an sister fuckers.
Ribbit.
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Reminds me of a Ebay piss-take:
For Sale: Genuine French WWII rifle. Never used, only dropped once.
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They can send the dinghy parasites if they want to do something useful. I’m sure the Ukrainians need minefields clearing.
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Yes, but their cirage nègre brun is a quality product. Can`t vouch for suie, though.
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Dear me,the French..
They are stricken with the same awful shit as us..
Only this week,thanks to the gift of foreign trash,a twelve year old girl from Paris has been abducted,raped then murdered.
The main suspect?
An Algerian woman who had already been served deportation papers but allowed to roam at will.
Her accomplices?
More Algerian rubbish.
Naturally the left wing politicians have had more to say about the response from the right wing politicians,who want answers (how odd).
So perhaps we have more in common than we think.
Dirty cunts for oven.
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What’s the frog for ‘Diversity is our strength ‘?
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French is a bit rusty but it’s either ‘Oh hee oh hee oh’ or ‘We surrender monsieur’.
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Yes, that’s it.
Perfect translation.
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It’s that good all the dingy riders can’t wait to paddle across to good old Blighty,
Perhaps we should be like France. The cunts might padding back again…..🛶
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The French maybe Cunts but who’s the clever one?
they’re getting boat loads of shit leave their shores daily
Hitler never had problem with Refugees but I think he had a solution
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And an excellent plan it was
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👍
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I like France, pity it is occupied by the French.
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Say what you like about the Froggies, but their police know how to handle cunts like ‘Stop Oil’. I’d wager that if the fuckers tried their shit over there, they’d be inspecting their front teeth, pronto.
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They sunk Greenpeace’s boat as well. We have sunk so low as a nation that the snail eaters have bigger bollocks than us…
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Fuck the Frenchies…….the old enemy and don’t think they’ve forgotten the kickings we’ve given them down the centuries. They hate us and would take any opportunity to do us down. The dinghy invasion is all down to those cunts and we’re so fucking stupid we pay them to do it. Macron and his globalist pals must be pissing themselves laughing as they eat their filthy l’escargot and quaff the finest champagne, all paid for by us.
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They were never the real enemy.that would be the group Longshanks and others turfed out of their yards across Europe ad infinitum and sadly who Cromwell engineered back in again via lopping off Charles the first’s noggin with a nifty psyop giving the illusion he’d escaped custody in Carisbrooke Castle so could be thence arrested and tried Throw in the Roses Wars and we’ve been under their consolidated financial yoke for centuries.
Ditto the USA with the Federal Reserve/IRS coup.Their game changer.
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I like them, apart from the horse-eating, unreliability, snail-torturing, washing deficiency, intense envy regarding English, overrated bread, Thierry Henri. rusty cars, cunty farmers, towns overrun by Afreekans, awful plumbing, driving on the wrong side, wretched food, average women who still drive me wild, never using the letter ‘h’, shitty whispery rap music, and the inability to make Cheddar.
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They do a good cheese and ham toast ie, though.
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Jeez, I eat neither metallic Frog cheese nor dead pigs. Roquefort is like licking a box of staples although Le Vache Qui Rie is edible.
La vache?
Le vache?
Psh.
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La vache qui rite.
Laughing Cow.
Tastes like plastic cheese, that stuff that’s bright orange, and is put on top of a Rustlers cheeseburger.
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It’s shite, but the best the horse-munchers can manage.
I’m being trés gentile.
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What’s the plan I wonder?
Another Maginot line.
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🐌🐌🐌🐌🐎🐎🐎🐎yum yum..!
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Off Topic
Suella Braverman gone.
Grant shapps replaces her as home secretary.
Remainders are taking all the top jobs.
I’ll never vote for a Leftwing party like the conservatives.
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They’re getting rid of all the (superficially) black and brown cabinet ministers and replacing them with whiteys.
Next for the chop, superficially black Kemi Badenoch.
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The game is up, we are heading for a GE and a Labour government, what is that book on the best way to top yourself 😢
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And the final insult? A humiliating return to the embrace of the Reich. With “conditions” of course…
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The Tories have no appetite for a general election.
Turkeys and Christmas and all that.
They still have a 70 seat majority.
It would be technically possible for Truss on her own to call a general election, but hard to see how that would benefit her rather than resigning and retaining at least a smidgen of dignity.
Doubtful she would want to go down in history as leading the party to it’s worst defeat ever.
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Until they replace Truss and Hunt with someone halfway competent I’m past caring.
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Go to any museum in Normandy and all their D Day stuff is all about the fucking Yanks. You might find something about the British contribution in some dark corner behind a waste paper bin.
The cunts.
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Try the one at Bayeux, close to the commonwealth war cemetery.
Or Le Grande Bunker at Ouistreham.
The Memorial de Caen.
Pegasus Bridge museum at Benouville
The Juno beach center.
The museum at Avranches…..
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Sorry Arromanches, got my sectors mixed up. 🤤
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Agincourt, and Crecy.
Edward lll spanked them properly.👍
Archers ,….LOOSE!!!!
🏹🏹🏹🏹🏹🏹🏹🏹🏹🏹
Sky turned black, then hundreds of frogs sprawling in the mud.
Lovely!
3 cheers for the English longbow,
Hurrah!!🇬🇧
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Lazy peasants and communists…
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“Treat every Frenchman as if he were the very devil himself”
Lord Nelson, or was it Wellington? Fucked if I can remember…
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Battle of Agincourt anniversary next week Miserable. I will be taking the longbow down to Dover and loosing off some arrows at the new invaders to our fair isle, even though you are more likely to hit a Paki than a Frenchman these days.
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Shhhh, don’t mention the arches Mis, being that they were Welsh apparently, it might upset someone.😉
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The Welsh were mercenaries GJ,
And weren’t the only archers there!
But the bows?
The bows were English longbows😉
As I’ve said before,
Everything of any value was by made the English.
They knew who the Welsh archers were on the field not by tunic or heraldic sheild but because they were the
ones scowling!
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Oh, and the Irish were there too .
Spearmen.
Probably pissed up.
Roasting spuds on the spears and looking for tarmacking jobs on the side..
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I knew there were Welsh there, but out of my area of interest.
Not going to bother with Isdlwana, there’s a dispute over the number of Welsh in the 24th and Foot.
However, Mametz wood in WW1, and places like S’hertogenbosch are more my sort of thing.
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At Crechy there was roughly 2000 Welsh archers, and around 4500 English archers ,
Both with English longbows.
But also mounted archers (hobelars)
The Welsh weren’t just there as archers, they were also spearmen.
Either way, English, Welsh, Irish had a spiffing day out and bonded over the glorious victory and spoils picked from the French dead.
Team building see?
😁
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Braveheart made those bowmen look distinctly weedy imho.They were pulling strings of 150 pounds and above,my own field archery bow’s a puny 50 pound draw and thats a job at times with field archery.Those dudes were trained from very young ages for muscle memory and their adult corpses tended to be grossly disfigured skeletally from plying their trade.Ultra elite.mostly Welsh warriors.
Ramsay Bolton,now that’s my kind of toxophelite.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pcda79JbzjM
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I love France and the French way of life but it grates that they hate us so much. We gave those cunts the best of two generations of our men and they can’t even be arsed bursting a few boats for us.
As for Macron, that insipid little cunt needs an eye test. I know love is blind but that walnut faced octogenarian snatch of his had seen better days when flares and Cuban heels were in. Truly sickening
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Home secretary has quit. One step closer to prime minister Kweer.
Or Izzard…😝😝😝
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🏹🏹🏹🏹🏹🏹🏹🏹🏹🏹🏹🏹🏹🏹🏹🏹🏹🏹….😂
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I don’t like the French but respect their pragmatism…why waste money sending weapons to Ukraine when the UK and USA will send them?
Why keep the dingy raiders in France when they can send them over here ?
Nah, the French may be Cunts but at least they put themselves first…something we would do well to copy.
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I wonder if Macon is vaguely related to Jeremy Hunt…. Some bizarre holiday coupling that went tits up.
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Or tits down, if you consider his missis.
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This is one where you could have just had the title of the piece with no content and explanation. Indeed, just having the words “The French” would instantly remind us that these ungrateful fucks are indeed the biggest cunts on the planet.
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That wise scholar Al Bundy on the French:
https://youtu.be/qjOE09TJXUo
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They have Isabelle Huppert and that suits me.
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She looks like a tranny!
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What ! In her sixties. She’s been a sport for all the top directors. A nude scene is nothing to her.
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Then there’s the French football team, World Cup holders. How many of them are proper Frog?….….they are all fucking w*gs, the products of their colonial past.
And how come nobody screams at the Frenchies about colonialism and reparations? No, it’s only the fucking British who are the baddies of history.
Fuck off you cunts!
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French is French for cunt.
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I hate the black AA just as much.
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To be fair to the French, after reading about the awful story regarding the 12 year old Parisian girl raped, tortured and murdered by Muslim migrants – when it comes to their indigenous population’s prepubescent girls, then their authorities are every bit as gutless, silent and are as guilty of hand wringing as the British.
Something both countries definitely have in common.
The mere thought of the reaction, fall out and 24/7 guilt trip from the death of a certain criminal scumbag cunt in the US compared to the uneasy silence which all to often greets the much more atrocious crimes against white European children is especially disgusting.
Cunts.
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Almost complete media silence over this for some reason.
Where are all the woke tarts with their ‘get men off the streets’ protests?
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The French are without a shadow of a doubt cunts…
After all,we thought inviting hundreds of thousands of pakis into our country was a great idea..
And the French thought inviting the shite of North Africa into their country was equally excellent..
It appears to be a race as to who can destroy their country the fastest.
My money is on us.
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Yes , I’m sure us and the Frenchies could be friends and unite against the immo trash. History has gone and you can interpret it any way you like but this is here and this is now! We are all being screwed by globalism and it won’t end well.
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Indeed UT.
The assorted brain boxes who got together and decided that mass uncontrolled immigration of Muslims into Western societies by the millions was somehow a great idea, or even just an idea, all need hanging from the fucking rafters.
The short sighted treacherous cunts.
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We seem to have a headstart…
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Macron is a French De Rothschild bitch to the core.Ex Goldman Sachs.The Brit Roth puppet will be being primed,probably Starmer.god help us.
The two branches of the dynasty engineered both world wars.Many birds with one stone.All wars are bankster wars and always has been the case.
Waterloo was their big break financially.A chess game twix Frog Roths (using Boneparte) and UK Roths (financing Wellington),end result…The Roths seize the UK money supply,army and monarchy so the Rothschilds by default win bigly with a convenient thinning of the herd as a bonus.Politics is a distraction pantomime,they’re all on the Rothschild coin.
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Con is French for cunt.
I thought you might like to know that.
When we’re talking about the Con-servatives.
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French hairy women that stink of garlic and take it up the arse
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Well one out of three ain’t bad eh?
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The French hate the English it’s true. But they can hardly sneer as France is being Islamisized at a faster rate than Britain and in my view our countries should forget squabbles and join forces in these desperate times to save both our countries both becoming unrecognisable and our proud histories moot.
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Ah, yes.
The French.
Thoroughly dreadful.
Best avoided.
Good evening.
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Big fan myself their country is or maybe was for the benefit of the citizenry.Drove a HGV for a couple of years over there,beautiful place,clean well functioning,especially the roads and msa’s.15 % off a drivers,mostly excellent meals .(captive demographic).
No outdated monarchy bollocks,they had the right idea there.
Basically the polar opposite of this festering shit heap of a decayed nation and when they rise in anger,they don’t fuck about.
Only thing l dislike is their guttral lingo,l prefer English or Italian.
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