Steven Gerrard (4)

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For 3 years he did a decent job as manager of Rangers FC up in the Scottish Premier. But then again apart from Celtic and perhaps Aberdeen and Hibs, that particular league is shite. And its no wonder the likes of Rangers and Celtic constantly become league champions year in year out.

Roughly a year ago Gerrard tried his hand at managing English Premier League club, Aston Villa – a sleeping giant of a club with a great history of winning trophies (albeit from 40 odd years ago) and regarded as one of the biggest clubs in England.

11 months on and Gerrard is sacked after yet another defeat by a rampant Fulham by 3-0, leaving the club hovering over the relegation zone.

When Gerrard came on board 11 months ago the Villa fans applauded him not only for his achievements as a former player of Liverpool and England, but also for his good work at Rangers.

That support soon evaporated after disappointing defeat after disappointing
defeat. And over the last few weeks the fans were calling for him to be sacked.

What is really quite surprising is in the old days former players who wanted to manage top flight clubs would first have to pass all their coaching badges and then start at the bottom managing non-league clubs and build on that success until the big boys wanted you.

However ever since the EPL came into being back in 92 it seems former players can simply bypass all the faffing with badges and managing small clubs. Instead they can manage top clubs based purely on their reputation and celebrity status.

But being a good player and competent manager are two totally different things. It also proves how weak the Scottish Premier League is if Rangers can appoint Gerrard – his first managerial role – and continue to win trophies. And yet he soon got found out in the EPL for being completely out of his depth after less than a year in charge.

And the joke was that some fans and media punters saw him as the next manager of Liverpool after Klopp finally moves on.

Just goes to prove that just because you were a legend as a player doesn’t mean you’ll cut the mustard as a manager of a top club without learning the ropes first.

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Nominated by: Technocunt

90 thoughts on “Steven Gerrard (4)”

  1. Like you said, start at the bottom. Is the block of ice this Neanderthal came from still available for use ?

    • All talk About Gerard and no Mention of the Other Scouse Shit for Brains Rooney

      I Wouldn’t let that Cunt run a Bath

  2. As a player you couldn’t chop that cunt down with an axe until he reached the penalty area.
    I’ve given up watching these self serving twats and their fucking rainbows.
    Long association with gangsters, his daughter too.
    Allegedly of course.

    • That’s we he called off his transfer to Chelsea FC last minute. Apparently someone ‘had a word’.

      He also got a not guilty after being caught on CCTV, bang to rights, for headbutting a DJ that refused to play a record for him, then his mates piled in, after being asked ‘Do you know who I am?’

      Utter trash. And I’m a Liverpool fan.

  3. You have no idea how much I enjoyed this scouse cunt’s downfall.

    Villa were mugs from the start and deserve everything they got. The scouse cunt has such an ego and sense of entitlement to have even thought he could cut it as an EPL manager. Thick too. How many years has he spent watching other (successful) managers ply their trade in that league? And he thought he’d just walk in, kick butts take names and be a legend overnight. Cunt. He’s finished. Good riddance. I see they’ve appointed Dracula as Gerrard’s replacement. I don’t follow the football anymore and never had any love for Villa, but I really hope Drac does an outstanding job just to embarrass the scouse cunt even more.

    Next up – Fat Frank Lumptard. He’s shit as well. Might take just a little while longer for that penny to drop, but it’s on the way.

    • Is it Emery who’s got the Villa job then?

      Good coach. Treated poorly at Arsenal. One season and came 5th and and a Europa final. Potted and disliked. Although he stupidly bought Pepe for £72m. Arteta was far worse first few seasons but was given time (doing well now though).

      Yes, I think Emery, with the same squad, will show that Gerrard up as the charlatan he is.

    • There used to be a little merry-go-round of managers who seemed to interchange with the same Premier League and Championship yoyo clubs seemingly every six months. Sam Allardyce, Gary Megson and Tony Pulis are the ones I can remember. Parachuted in to save the club from relegation and then fuck off and onto the next basket case.

      Afternoon IY.

      • Arf’noon LL.

        Alan Crubishley and Harry Redknapp were another couple of those merry-go-round managers. I’m sure there are a few more we’re missing. Thems were the days. None of them world beaters, but they knew the job and how to operate in the crazy world of football management.

        Unlike the scouse cunt who got found out. I’m only surprised he hasn’t made a statement about how his sacking is someone else’s fault. That’s modus operandi for scouse filth everywhere.

      • Redknapp. I hate that mithering cockney caaannnttt.

        Might start naming him in the dead pool.

        Ere ‘arrry’…..

        Arreyyyy??????

      • Steve Bruce is another one. The bitter twat referred to Eddie Howe as the bloke who got Bournemouth relegated.

        *slow clap*

  4. Are we to take it you’re a Villa fan, Techno?
    Well it would be remiss of me not to remind you that Newcastle United beat Aston Villa 4-0 yesterday.

    Sorry.

    • And to celebrate, in New Eldon Square in downtown Riyadh there were 20 beheadings and 50 alphabet people were set on fire. Get in!

  5. Whatever he does to the end of time he will never be as big a cunt as that fake ethnic gary Lineker..

  6. Never liked the cunt, Stevie Me the slippy Cunt! The Rangers job is a fucking joke, Scottish football is a joke. Gerard is indeed a fucking shit cunt.

    But……

    What do Villa fans expect? The short lived glory days are long gone and they are not a mid table club on a good day and relegation contenders most days.

    The fans and the players may have got Gerrard sacked but only luck will save them from the drop.

    Brendan Rodger’s and Villa are a perfect fit, both have ambitions well beyond their capabilities.

  7. Well chopping the Scouser didn’t do the Brummie wankers much good…..they got another 4-0 whacking yesterday. Managers can’t do much these days, when you are dealing with multi millionaires what power do you have? You can drop the cunt, he still gets paid thousands every week. You can flog the cunt, he gets another pay day and a big signing on fee. The days of Cloughie getting remarkable results out of ordinary players are long gone.
    Not that the managers care……they get the sack and get millions in compo……move on to the next fat contract. Gerrard will be back, some silly cunt will give him another go.

    • Sport appears to be the only business in which the manager gets fired because of poor performances by the workers.

  8. Difficult for English managers to get a decent gig in the modern era.
    Graham Potter being recently appointed at Chelsea being the exception of course.

    When I say English managers I mean the old school type with unremarkable playing careers who have worked hard and earned their chance.
    Like Graham Potter or Howard Wilkinson (the last English manager to win the league title)

    Worked hard and served their managerial apprenticeship.
    Unlike Mssrs Neville, Lampard and Gerrard.

  9. The fact that Gerrard slipped on the pitch and helped throw the title away in 2014 when only a week earlier he’d been heard berating his Liverpool teammates that there was no way they should let their lead at that stage “slip” in the title race, was pure comedy gold.

    Scouse cunt.

  10. Agreed.

    Footballers do not naturally make good managers.
    Argentina achieved fuck all under Maradona.
    Gary Neville was the worst manager that I have ever seen with Los Che.

    Although achieving the most appearances and being one of the best players in history with Barcelona, and despite the club needing a respected manager, Xavi served his apprenticeship as manager of Al Sadd.

    He had to learn how to manage with that club before Barcelona appointed him.
    Now he is doing well.

    Pity he couldn’t keep the club in the Champions League but domestically they are almost back to their best.

    • It helps if the club have a basic philosophy that the manager knows works. With Barcelona it is the 4-3-3, a core of homegrown talent and possession-based football. Buying foreign stars from all over the place and abandoning La Masia got them in trouble.

  12. Ah, Stevie Me.

    Got a DJ at a do duffed up by his toadie mates, because the DJ wouldn’t (or couldn’t) play Phil Collins. Like Rio Ferdicunt, Ashley Cole, Robbie Keane (a huge cunt) and John Terry, I have heard numerous horror stories about Stevie ‘Geee’ and his Billy Big Bollocks attitude to ‘ordinary’ folk.

    I used to live near Sammy McIlroy when he was at Man United. Top bloke, always had time to chat with the fans, and he even had a kickabout with us young lads. Stuart ‘Pancho’ Pearson ran a newsagents at Simister after he retired. Again, a great lad. And I have met the great Bryan Robson a few times. Captain Marvel himself. But the most down to earth and modest bloke you could meet.

    These modern players don’t come near the aforementioned greats. But they act like they own the world and behave like total cunts. Tales of nose candy, roasting, burning a 50 in front of a homeless person (Robbie Keane really is a cunt), beatings, and general obnoxious behavior. Modern football is crap in so many ways. But arsehole players who think they are the top bollocks have really helped bring the game I once loved down…

    • Or Danny Murphy. When he was at Charlton he told some receptionist that his watch cost more than she earns in a year……just because he could. Another Scouse cunt of course.

      • Good call with Joey Barton Fiddler, it takes a special type of cunt to stub a cigar out on a youth players face. While I’m at it James McLean too…never misses an opportunity to whine about ‘the cause’.

      • Add Lee Bowyer, Jonathan Woodgate, Kieran Dyer, and Keith Gillespie to that list Dickie.

        Also, Peter Schmichel is a monumental bellend off the pitch. A mate of mine stood on his foot accidentally in a bar. The big soft cunt refused to accept an apology and made a big fuss about it. Schmichel is a a total knob.

      • Bowyer,Woodgate,Dyer,Gillespie,Barton,Bellamy,Wise….

        all played for or managed Newcastle…a proud boast indeed.

        Still on with the treatment,Norman ?

      • Lee Hendrie

        Once said to a lower league player during a game his team was losing, “You can wash my Ferrari if you like.”

        Or Jamie Carragher gozzing at a 14 year old girl for a little bit of mickey taking (“2-1!”)

        Fucking ingrate.

        Still, he’s a scouser and therefore innately blameless for anything, so the girl must’ve used some kind of vaccum device to draw the goz out of his throat.

        He’s woke too, so gets a free pass off Sky, the cunts.

        https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=yAo6SNt4lLg

      • Even Fergie says Strachan is a little double crossing cunt. And that’s from Fergie, one of the biggest cunts in the game..

        Yeah, still doing the dialysis, Dickie. A nice quiet one last night. No P@k!s blaring their shitty music out. Also, a cracker of a nurse took care of me. I get on famously with her as well. As George Michael (RIP) once sang , ‘If I could, I would. I swear’.

      • Plenty of ex- Manchester United players who behave(d) like cunts. Ravel Morrison, Ronnie Wallwork, Rio Ferdicunt, Wayne Rooney, Chris Smalling, and not forgetting Mason Greenwood.

        I wouldn’t say Andy Cole was a cunt like those lot above, but he really is a miserable and chippy bastard.

      • Yep, the super chavs of the noughties

        Barton, Bellamy, Lee Bowyer, Alan Smith, Robbie Savage, Marlon King

  13. Sadly, I know very little about football or footballists, but in the header picture he really looks like he’s trying to squeeze out a massive fart…

  14. Sacked? I know guys who have been sacked and had to sign on the next day. How much will this failure take home. Fuck the corrupt bullshit football cunts.

  17. Years ago I went to Villa Park and parked a couple of streets away. Some kids offered to “look after your car Mister”. I chased them down the street shouting “I know where you live you fucking cunts!”
    When I got to the ground there was a van, with the doors open, full of coppers. I told them there were some kids demanding money and where they were.
    “Are they P*kis?”
    “Yes”
    “We know those P*ki bastards.”
    Then they drove off with big smiles on their faces.
    Can you imagine that happening now?

    Happy days 😁

    • Remember hearing a story about bloke who gets out of his motor outside the ground local yoot said fiver and we will look after your car mister, he replied with no thanks look on the back seat, the German Shepherd will look after it, one shoots back whats he like at putting out fires.

  18. In the pantheon of cunts from England’s so-called Golden Generation, Stevie G ranks up there among the biggest.

  20. Wes Brown. Average ex-Man United defender from Fergie’s later years thought he was something else. On a night out in Manchester, his ‘people’ would tell the ‘ordinary’ bar and club goers that ‘Mr Brown’ was not to be ‘approached’ or ‘spoken to’. Straight up, it even rivaled Mick Hucknall, and he is a colossal cunt. It was Wes sodding Brown for fucks sake. Not Franz Beckenbauer or Bobby Moore. Wes Brown… Fucking baked bean headed cunt.

    • A Man United fan I knew (from Sussex, of course) called Wes Brown ‘the future of England’s defence’.

      Oh dear.

  22. Villa fans are bigger cunts than Gerrard, that’s a fact …

    In terms of effort regarding football Gerrard is top notch.

    In other ways though he’s a Cunt..
    Can’t elaborate for liable reasons.. Top football bloke bit of a cunt about town.

  24. Reading down all the comments reinforces my monumental dislike of the “beautiful game”🤮 and ball kicking celeb ego maniacs, an absolute shower, gormless cunts to a man one trick ponies of the first water, CUNTS.

  25. Tenuous link. But Peter Tatchell above. He objects to the Qatar World Cup.

    First Qatar is one of the most liberal of the Islamic countries.

    Aljazeera is based there and regularly challenges Islamic regimes.

    Fuck me rhey were awarded the fucking thing.

    Yeah instead of looking at all the players for their footballing skills it will be is how supportive of lbgtq rights will each footballer be.

    Of any modern competituons I sorely wish it was over.

    Got to say as wellI am not a great believer in all these ‘slave’ stories that supposedly they built the stadiums. Maybe I am wrong.

    Fuck me I am old enough to remember the furore Tatchell caused when he was ‘selected’ for…cant remember.

    Poor .Michael Foot didn’t know what the fuck to do I remember.

    Anyway, how ‘radical’ he was in his promtion of the ‘homosexual lifestyle’. Little did we know what was going to happen. Or what was coming.

    His initial manifesto would seem extremely tame now.

    If I was Qatar I would cancel the competition now.

    • England footballers are all puffs, it’s a well known fact.
      Unlikely the Qatari morality police will even let them into the country.

      • Yeah you could write to Tatchell now-

        ‘What a pussy you were back then only talking about homosexual liberation. What about Genderqueers, Intersex and those of us who are in love with the Eiffel Tower you cunt?’.

    • In the name of equality, I’d like to see the Women’s World Cup held in Qatar too

      • Yeah you could write to Tatchell now-

        ‘What a pussy you were back then only talking about homosexual liberation. What about Genderqu*eers, Intersex and those of us who are in love with the Eiffel Tower you cunt?’.

      • You’re right Mr Fiddler. What about the Lionesses?

        They have worked their ‘asses’ off.

        They have visited muslim communities and women wearing of hijabs.

        I mean that’s a start isnt it?

      • It says about the Bermondsey bi-election that he (Tatchell) was faced with ‘homophobic hatred’.

        The power of language.

        Probably the good people of Bermondsey back then didnt care for having such an outspoken homosexual (basing his whole campaign on his sexuality) as their MP.

        That became ‘homophobis hatred’

        That is how the thing is done.

      • Miles…..I read that Pikeys are actually a lost tribe of Israel…it would explain much ,wouldn’t it ?..we’ll probably end up with that Zelensky fellow and his mob stealing dogs,fly-tipping and robbing pensioners for roof repairs if President Putin succeeds in driving the Nazis out of Ukraine

      • Ave not finished on the Tachell.

        It was because of a natural ‘homosexual revulsion’ that the good people of Bermondsey were reluctant to vote for Mr Tatchell.

        Zelensky. Le Cunt descibed hiim as ‘action man’

        Mmm…dont know what I think.

        Is he a super jew?

        Mind you more than half of Putin’s oligarchs are Jews. on his side.

      • Tatchell is a strange man..you’d think at his age he’d have grown out of all that “Gay” nonsense….or caught The Aids and died

      • He must know Mr Fiddle that campaigning for homosexuality cannot ever be popular.

        But no he goes for it.

        In a way he is in a ‘bubble’ absolutely divorced from reality.

      • He did it in Russia too when they held the World Cup in 2018.

        Its becoming a bit of a pre tournament tradition.

  26. As a villa fan I never wanted him near the Club. Took us backwards. His media mates still sucking his dick- looking at Spitting Carragher and Fanny Murphy here.

  27. Much as Stevie G is a cunt, it’s the owners of the clubs that are bigger cunts imo.
    They are the cunts who hire the cunts and cunts like Gerrard will never go skint, just go from one fuck up to the other picking up the cheques as he goes.
    Steve Bruce has been doing it for years the cunt.

    • ……..and Allardyce with his big brown envelopes. If the cunt had been able to resist a backhander we might not have been going to Qatar with Gareth Wokegate in charge and making us look like a bunch of gay cunts.
      Or maybe it would have happened anyway?

      • I only hope Wokegate opens his big gob in Qatar or tries his knee antics. And I hope his arrest will be on the BBC live.

  28. Scouse
    Footballist
    Scotland
    Brummie.

    Jeez it’s a cunt of a cunting. All that’s missing is that black fucker Lineker.

  29. Fucking hell. Marcus Rashford proving he isn’t totally useless today.. Maybe Ten Hag has threatened the little cunt. ‘Any more virtue signaling, and you’re dead’.

  30. I loved Steve, the one and only Steve Heighway
    As a youth watching Liverpool play
    That i think, might make me a gay
    But still not realise it, to this day.

    When soccer players started huggin an kissin and mounting each other after they scored a goal, it was kind of over for me.
    i never minded a cunt blessing himself or running to the crowd but we all have limits

      • It was the best of times CC, when innocence was the exchange
        regardless of the gougers that populated states.
        Nobody needed facefreek or Twatter to have a clear understanding of what to look out for.

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