‘Hate Crimes” and how they’re recorded

”Hate crimes recorded in England and Wales hit record high”

And

”Record rise in hate crimes may not be ‘genuine’, says Home Office”

”This has prompted claims that police are under pressure to log more crimes as having a racial, religious, sexual or transgender element and are “pandering” to special interest groups.”

Does any fucker know what a hate crime is?
Taking the piss out of a ridiculous tranny or mincing shirtlifter? Is that hate or good old British humour. Is calling somefucker a Packi a hate crime? A Jock? A Paddy? A Taffy?

What we have is ‘special interest groups’ who seek to divide by pushing a woke and generally incompetent police force into looking for a particular angle for any interaction. This saves them having to investigate real crime, which suits them fine.

We are going down the shitter because of these ‘special interest groups’ and their allies in the cops.

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69 thoughts on “‘Hate Crimes” and how they’re recorded

  1. Hate crimes are great.
    Just 70s humour.

    Police like them too,
    Makes it look like they’re doing something.

    Most people like a bit of affectionate teasing,

    Be it your sour inbred taff upto his root in a sheep,

    Some thick, popekissing, paddy o’ Michael from the bogs of oirland,

    To some smelly spicy kid tamperering Stanley.

    Even newly arrived Flipperlips from Somalia with his candyfloss hair an Mekon forehead,
    All like a ribbing.

    It’s not Hate,
    It’s affection.

    Anyone thinks different is clearly a puff.

    • Indeed, MNC. You’re perfectly entitled to take the piss out of anyone, Mr Fiddler too, as you both come from the honky third world, by which I mean anywhere north of Worcester.
      It’s grim, it’s bleak, it’s cold…but at least it’s not Wales.

      • Speaking as a sour inbred Taff I am reporting both of you to Jones the Plod next time he ventures out of his office onto the streets of Cwmswt. (January 3rd)
        Sorry ‘next time ‘they’ venture out’.

  2. Finding other cultures,practices and beliefs unpleasant and possibly despicable is part of human nature,always has been and always will.

    But not in Twatterland,where all this rubbish started..now it’s spread like the plague into society,even law and order.

    I’m quite sure these various minority groups would gladly see those who don’t support their effeminate bullshit chucked into concentration camps.

    They hate the fact that most people couldn’t give a fuck about them.

    What a tiresome noisy rabble they are.

    Oven.

  3. Hate speech should be compulsory. I’d put it as a core subject on the national curriculum.

    Toughen the little cunts up a bit.

    • Those ‘men’ from Just Stop Oil and Extinction Rebellion have never thrown or taken a punch in their worthless, pussy lives.
      If the law ever does its job and charges/covicts them for some sort of English equivalent of involuntary manslaughter (by causing the death of a patient inside a blocked-in ambulance, for example), they’ll soon toughen up having to defend their bumholes against prison-bent psychos.
      Extreme terror is character building.

      • I see they threw soup on van Gogh’s ‘Sunflowers’

        Their new name should be- ‘JUST STOP OIL PAINTING’.

      • They said the painting wasn’t damaged?

        Well it fucking well looked like it to me!

        I wonder if it would be ‘undamaged’ if Donald Trump did the same?

        I’d be saying ‘”Well it was worth around £300 million, so you’ll have to pay it off. You lad, you’ll be a gay rent boy on constant duty, and you lass? Porta Potty girl for the rich arabs until it’s paid off.”

  4. ‘Hate speech’ only works one way.

    Religion and race are ok that list.

    “Officer, he said I was a thick, honky, brainwashed, Christian sky fairy believing cunt.”

    That’s obviously not a ‘hate crime ‘.

    By the way, I believe you should be allowed to say the above anyway. As long as I can do the same, even to races and religions if I want to.

    Because I’m not a fucking hypocritical, pathetic cunt.

    • Don’t Forget Black People Can’t be Racist that’s the Law
      Its Funny we have a big Chinese, Polish Presence in the UK But it seems the Blacks have the Monopoly on Crime

      OK the Pakistanis have a Monopoly on Child Grooming

  5. Krankie says she ‘hates the Tories’.
    Surely that’s a ‘Hate Crime’, so why isn’t she being prosecuted?
    Or does the law only apply to us oiks?

  6. What do you call somebody from Bengal?
    – A Bengali.
    What do you call somebody from Bangladesh?
    – A Bangladeshi.
    What do you call somebody from Pakistan?
    – A peædó.

  7. Imagine if plod discovered IsAC?

    What a fucking wormhole that would be!

    Infact they would have to invent some new hate crime categories they didn’t even know existed yet.

    • Real Plod would probably endorse stuff posted here, the new generation of woke knee taking, pride dancing, protester loving cunts probably not.

      ISAC must be in a low level watch list, under the heading ‘mostly harmless’, perhaps there is a specific interest into the goings on at a vast estate in Northumbria 😉

      • The policeman who woke early this morning, took pride in arresting a blacky who’d taken a knee to the bollocks, for parking on a double yellow line.

    • I’m just taking names at the minute but when my research is done you will get a Knock at the door

    • I’d be gutted if the thought Police ever came after ISAC. I’m more than a tad surprised they haven’t been already though. Long Live ISAC.

  8. Sticks and stones and and all that.

    ‘Incitement to racial hatred’. Can you really incite people to hate? Surely the hate comes from within.

    Trying to police speech will never work.

    Tourette’s people say the most outrageous things. Should they be had up?

    No I think ‘words can never hurt me’ is true. Really.

    Its not the same as GBH.

    • I’m going to fake tourettes in my later years.

      Going to have a right laugh in my final years, in my oversized mobility scooter (that I won’t even need) in public places.

      “Yes, it’s a fine morning isn’t it you massive fucking puff, yes, lovely day for gardening. It brings out the fine ladies in their summer clothes, wot wot like your fucking wife with her big fucking tits, you cunt! See you later Mayor!”

  9. Going down the shitter, you say; no, we’ve passed the U-bend and are onto the final destination.

  10. Maybe the police could add to their ‘crimes’ total by simply standing beside a primary school playground during mid morning break?

  11. Hate speech is violence?

    Ok, Tarquin. I’ll give you a choice. I’ll call you a puff then kick you in the head.

    Which one was violence?

  12. One minor thing that benefits from the police obsession with hatey crimes is my neighbours and I are 100% guaranteed police attendance if when reporting an incident the words “gay” , “transgender” “ethnic” are worked into the report. If two or more of these words are used at the same time you get armed response and dog handlers.
    Well one should make the system work for those who fund our wonderful system, after all life is short and often not sweet.

    • hmmmm…..I suppose if you were burgled and you said the burglar upon exiting called you a gay, lesbian dwarf at least you know they would turn up at the scene instead of simply supplying an incident number.

    • We should be allowed to piss on them. It could be like the old-age village stocks. Plough them with piss, spit, old cabbages.

      Then give them a good kicking.

      • I don’t mind getting pissed on…although it has to be a blonde attractive female doing it.

    • @CnutyMort. Hopefully so. It’s almost exactly 3 years ago that the Extinction Rebellion mob tried to stop the rush hour London Underground trains at Canning Town station by clambering up on the carriage roof. Remember that? Joe Public weren’t happy, dragged the mentals off and gave them a mild shoeing before station staff and transport police could rescue them. I may be wrong but I don’t recall them trying that tactic again. I’m sure a few more proper kickings (particularly to the grey haired pensioner types who think their age will save them from any rough stuff) on the roads would put a stop to the current shenanigans. It’s the only way to deal with them as the mard @rsed police and courts don’t frighten them.

      https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=kHOr2WH7V1k

    • Sledgehammers to their ankles and wrists, drag them to the pavement or verge, and leave them there wailing ‘i can’t move!’ while the traffic files past, children laughing from windows people stepping over them as the rain starts to fall.

  13. Speaking of hate crimes, I see the race grifting Yorkshire Stanley cricketer is back in the spotlight.
    Homophopic comments, antisemitic or racist as I like to call it.
    And bullying children at a coaching class.

    But apparently its a smear campaign.
    I hope everyone who has lost a living over that cunts lies sues the shit out of everyone who believed him.

  14. Serious question, would the coppers come out if I reported that I’d been called a honky cunt, or something similar?? I can safely say I know the answer to that question.

  15. The soft cunts! At least no one is getting lynched anymore. Now that is a propper 5 star hate crime. They are trying to ban banter, a good old English tradition, together with baning free speech.

  16. Just watch Clint Eastwood in Gran Torino. Calls different races Gooks, Spooks, Nips, Micks and Slopes. All said with affection with no malice intended.

    • Ahh yes, I remember me and my friends calling each other ‘NVA gook’ and ‘Charlie Chan’ at school without any idea what it meant after Channel 4 aired Full Metal Jacket. the night before.

      Every girl became ‘Mary-Jane Rotten-crotch’.

  17. Whilst watching the footy, is it wrong to think Vieira’s face looks like a thumb that’s been trapped in a door, sometime last week ? I’m still chuckling about the Esso sign advert from yesteryear. I also know Paties blood boils when loosing, but the innards look ready for bursting. I’m now having grilled sausages for lunch.

    • He’s more like Pietrick Viera nowadays. Starting to get pieceps like Neville Southall.

  18. Where’s the basic premise of a hate crime? Serious question.

    What is a hate crime?

    For example, a bloke in a dress can cry hate crime if you mis-gender them.

    Now you’ve actually correctly stated their biological gender but because you don’t accept their delusions of womanhood you have committed a hate crime.

    The law is meant to be evidence and fact based but hate crimes are purely subjective. How Orwellian has the application of language in law become? Up is indeed now down.

    The law is being used to force people to accept unreality as fact.

    Who’s behind this perversion of reality backed by law? When did we vote to eradicate reality from law?

    It’s possibly the biggest threat to our freedoms in many years, if the government is allowed to change reality within the law nothing is real anymore, think about it.

    • “What is a hate-crime?”

      Anything the government/police/council/social services say it is.

      That’s the whole point.

  19. Heard on the radio this morning 24 gentlemen in Bradford have been charged with numerous sex offences against a single underage girl dating back about 15 years. This is what happens when words become more important than actions.
    I’ve been called every filthy bastard under the sun in my time……none of it has turned me into a quivering little poofy jellyfish, scared of my own shadow. I think that’s what they call “toxic masculinity” these days.

  20. Doesn’t a hate crime entail an actual crime committed, aggravated by hate, rather than just hurty language?

    Not that I go around calling people n*gg*rs and f*gg*ts etc, as i know how politically zealous and lacking any common sense the police are these days.

    I leave that to my 92 year-old nan.

  21. Only 4,355 hate crimes reported against the transgenderists according to that graph…. I could commit more than that on one drunken Saturday night if they’d just give me the chance.

    Could probably double the figures in the other categories for them too if given the opportunity.

    • We’ll try and book you a room in Brighton for Halloween. it should be a real freak-for-all.

      • I never venture any further south than Hexham,CP….nowt bar Nancy-Boys and Coloureds beyond.

  22. This reminds me that today is Quentin Tarintino Day. That’s right. In observance of QT Day I am going to put a sign out in front of my house that says. “DEAD N****R STORAGE”.
    Hate crime?

    • Ines Rau

      Its face looks too big for its head.

      If people want to think that is beauty, may I suggest Specsavers?

  23. Lineker is due another cunting. He is now going on about how he will highlight the plight of gays during the Qatar World Cup. Which just means he will mention fags every other minute during the BBC coverage (which he does anyway). But will he mention the actual Qatari people and how they suffer? Or the slave labour stadium building that has killed people? Or Qatar’s rampant anti semitism? No, will he fuck. He just wants to look good and get more Twitter likes by rubbing more cream on the batty boys bums. Also, he will be getting paid silly money by the BBC as usual. If he hates it that much, why doesn’t he boycott it? The man makes my skin crawl, A hypocritical cunt and a total turd.

  24. Hate crime is those 2 weirdos who threw soup at the Van Gogh. Would I love to punch their sneering smirking faces outside out.
    Hatred of reality, fucking cunts.

  25. The danger of the comma. If someone asks that racism should be stopped. Some are against the ban and are asking, no, room for racism in the right context.

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