Graham Norton. I’ve always disliked the cunt and now he has been on his flouncing soapbox describing John Cleese as a “man of a certain” age ,who is basically sulking because he can’t go around saying what he likes after doing so for many years. Graham is hardly in the first flush himself at 59 and resembles nothing more than a blind cobblers thumb wrapped in tinsel.
His talent seems to consist of nothing more than simpering and employing gay friendly innuendoes. If he ever gets a decent guest on his shows, he just asks them about smut and things that would amuse a 4 year old. I work with a woman from Bandon, which is where he’s originally from, and she says they all hate the cunt over there. Also as an employee of the ever culturally sensitive and responsible BBC, he should know that it is very bad form to comment on someone’s age. Cunt.
Nominated by: Mary Hinge
Another talentless poofter, the type you know can’t wait for Dame Kweer and his fellow poofs to mince into Downing Street and give him an honour for services to poofery. He rose without a trace and will hopefully depart the same way
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Very North Korean language.
Thankfully I know next to nothing about this disgusting deviant,is it a game show host?
Our next Home Secretary then?
Oven it.
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I know that the term ‘genius’ can be overused and misapplied, but in the world of comedy John Cleese is exactly that.
I also know the term ‘Cunt’ can be overused and misapplied, but not so when used in the same sentence as Graham Norton.
Cleese has his faults, but has more comedy talent in his toenail clippings than Norton has mustered in his 59 years. Yet another reason to defund the BBC.
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John Cleese has scaled the comedy everest, Norton is face first in a pile of dog-shit..
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Reading this I thought immediately that it was like Marcus Rashcunt slagging off Bobby Charlton.
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He’s a f 🚬 g
An incredible f 🚬 g
A useless cunt
and enormously fucking annoying
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Are we playing countdown? I’ll have a pee please
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Not sure if anyone has noticed, but when inviting the audience to laugh at one of his lewd comments, this great hairy woofter punctuates his ramblings with a loud and precocious “errrrrrrmmm”.
Right fucking irritating. Cunt should have been a regular guest at Barrymore’s “Splash, Splosh and Fist” pool parties.
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Fat, ugly minger Jo Brand does exactly the same thing.
Eeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrr.
Both cunts.
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Lipstick on a pig. Godzilla would gag trying to eat that unfunny lard cunt.
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Sandy Toksvig eeeerrrrrrm’s a lot. Really gets on my tits ;-((
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Well Graham,
John Cleese has been snapped up by GBnews.
They were over the moon to have him .
He is after all a python.
On John’s résumé is Life of Brian.
A genuinely controversial film at the time.
Protests about blasphemy for this very naughty boy.
Only time I laughed at you was when Dougal McGuire guessed your age on Father Ted.
You simpering little shit.
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Life of Brian was a legendary movie. It spared no one.
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And Graham Nortan is just another annoying, mincing BBC loved cunt. Now there is a tanny, He will be the next PM
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Norton was the pool cleaner licking the spunk off the tiles.
Actually that cunt Barrymore used to make me laugh, now he works in Wicks builders merchants warehouse or somewhere similar i forget, tea breaks with him must be fucking hilarious.
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Lock him in Father Jack’s undepant hamper.
Irritating, hysterical, mithering, bogtrotting cunt.
Get To Fuck.
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All downhill after a couple of episodes of Father Ted for this festering bum inseminator of the highest order!
Never watched his chat show, mindless drivel and any decent guest is wasted with pure shite questions and banter. Pretty much the same with Jonathan Ross’s show to be honest but Ross takes simping to a new level to make up for his lack of bumming.
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Not sure he’s lacking. His brother seems to have taken a walk on the wild side, and Woss looks a right queer sort to me.
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Agree with all everyone has said.
How do you get a job as a presenter. Fuck me years ago you had to have a modicum of talent singer comedian for instance fuck me what talent does this paddy pouf have. Cunt
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Sticking his todger up the poo pipe. Fucking whoopsie twat. He comes on, the TV goes off. Give him to the peacefuls to show him a new sport. Skydiving sans parachute. Mincing chutney ferret.
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log plunger
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years ago we had the breath taking talent that was Crossroads, never been bettered in my opinion, nothing today even comes close to the acting skills of Amy Turtle & Benny
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I seen the show a couple of times. Seems like there’s always some form of deviant on it.
Chat show’s have basically morphed into hour long adverts for whichever guest’s new book/movie/play is out next.
Shite.
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Even without any guests there’ll always be some form of deviant on the show, it’s hosted by one.
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John Cleese was Basil Fawlty.
Basil Fawlty should be made a honoury ISAC.
He’s the epitome of this site.
Angry at the world, impatient, sarcastic,
A opinion on everything.
Can’t stand bullshit,
And offends Germans.
Three cheers for Fawlty!!
https://youtu.be/tcliR8kAbzc
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Fawlty Towers was Very Funny, Father Ted was Funny Apart from the Faggot.
Neither would be made these days but this Simpering Career mincer has the BBC fawning all over these Cunts The Only way he could top it is if he was Black, Muslim, Non Binary, Vegan in a Wheelchair
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Agreed that Basil should be an honorary ISAC, but John? – jury’s still out.
I eagerly await his presentations on GBN (next year I beleive). I have always thought that Cleese was a comic genius, but to my mind his stance on life in general has always been a little mixed up.
I would not deny his right to hold and voice his views on anything, and maybe GBN are going to pay him becuse of this ‘wide view spectrum’. But he has been a visible supporter of the Lib-Dems after ditching the Labour party in the late eighties and even though he rails against ‘cancel culture’ and wokeism in general, he is a tree-hugger who also rails against ‘climate-change deniers’ and Trump supporters.
However, full agreement that Norton is a useless, oxygen stealing cnut.
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Can’t argue with that miserable, Basil was a fucking God.
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High time the BBC, likewise royalty should not just be defunded.
It should be abolished….
Both are a steaming pile of expensive outdated….💩
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Likewise that pile of cunt shite London Broadcasting LBC…utter woke cunts, need boiling in a bucket of my rancid old piss.
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Never watch the cunt but noticed an article where when asked about his worst guest he said Harvey Weinstein. I clocked then that he was a virtuous, lying little lifter.
Ooh. metoo, metoo.
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Guaranteed Weinstein has been in that ferret’s chutney, that’s dried up old woke cunt Emma Thompson was me-tooing that Weinstein had tried it with her …Fucking ASIF…in her dreams
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“It must be very hard to be a man of a certain age who’s been able to say whatever he likes for years, and now suddenly there’s some accountability.”
Too fucking right it’s hard. Only it’s not accountability people are after is it? They don’t really want to know the reasons for someone not agreeing with them. They want their careers ended, their back catalogues banished to a dusty vault.
He goes on to say he’s “aware of everything he says”. Of course he fucking is, he’s a BBC lapdog no different from Attenbore or Linekunt.
They all toe the BBC line for fear of being cancelled themselves, yet the daft cunt can’t see it.
Why should Cleese give a fuck anyway?
Hasn’t he, like anyone else ‘of a certain age’ earned that right?
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Conform or be crushed, the annoying little sausage jockey has no sense of irony. The pendulum will swing back and I hope it knocks his block off.
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He is hoping it hits him in the arse. Fucking ginger beer cunt. I hope he gets Monkey Pox.
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Quite right and never DIS the Cleese. Now conjugate the verb,
I dis, we dis, they dis, he dis…write it out again
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Fr noel furlong and his screeching contest. Graham norton despicable overrated cunt.
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Absolutely! I mentioned that in a comment but think admin removed it.
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Unfunny fartknocker.
The wife watches his show for some inexplicable reason.
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She fancies him😁
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How dare you imply that my wife is a filthy preverted degenerate!
That’s my role in the family.
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Norton was only funny when he portrayed that insufferable hyperactive priest in Father Ted. But then he wasn’t acting – just being himself.
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I assumed all of Norton’s audience were fat single Karens in their 40s. Your wife must be the lucky one who found a man.
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The “success” of Norton spawned a newer generation of even more poofy talentless annoying cunts such as Allan Carr and Rylan Clarke.
He is a very poor successor to Terry Wogan as radio, chat show and eurovision host who has to resort to smut to get any sort of laughs.
He should have stayed buried under that avalanche of rocks in Father Ted.
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What an utter bellend Norton is. He says cancel culture does not exist but people (he means white men of a certain age) who say certain things must suffer something ominously called “consequences”. These consequences include things like Toby Young’s free Speech Union having its Paypal account cancelled because it’s somehow “problematic” (another favourite woke word) to defend the airing of views unpalatable to the wokerati. In the meantime Norton is free to air his juvenile and tasteless jokes about cocks and fannys without suffering any “consequences”.
Well it has a consequence for me. I just switch the TV off.
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Where or what the fuck is Bandon? Still he wants to return there.
Nauseous obnoxious cunt he is, banned from my TV for life.
Good morning, the rain as stopped.
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Dirty Chutney Ferret
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I smiled when seeing this cunt getting cunted for the umpteenth time. Its Christmas come early, but feel I’m not going to give it the full justice this twat deserves. The first and last time I saw this irritating bastard, was when this shower of shite was allowed to be on screen and fuck up whatever this excrement appeared. Even the audience in Father Ted cheered when this nonentity got his comeuppance. Somehow I’ve known all along over the years since this reprobate has been allowed the audacity to come into people’s home unannounced, that this melt is continuing in the same vein and still getting away with being atrocious.
To disrespect the talented Sir John is the last straw.
I’ll probably come up with something else during the day about this undeserved excuse for a human being.
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Saying you don’t fall for his Irish charm?
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I’d forgotten the charming Irish lilt this arse bandit doesn’t possess. From what I remember, it sounded like the twat suffered from inflection disease, that had gone through a rusty old fucked up translating machine.
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Ireland’s inflicted some terrible things on us over the years.
Boyzone
IRA
Riverdance
Sectarianism
Nail bombs
None as bad as Norton.
All his jokes are smutty.
For a highly moral man like myself this turns my guts.
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When you joke about it, it means the shrivelled up knob doesn’t come out much.
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oh i reckon it does when he’s all on his own, bet his bathroom looks like a plasters radio
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For balance the Irish have given us some good stuff too
Frank Carson
Colcannon
Potato farls
Thin Lizzy
Rancheros crisps
Jimmy Cricket
Thought I’d point this out in case anyone accused me of being racist against the Paddy’s .
I’ve nowt against the Mick’s.
In fact I’ve people in my family with monobrows, drink problems and never take their wellies off.
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We must be related Mis. And Carson and Lynott the best things to come out of Ireland except my forebears.
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Maybe CC?
Some of my forebears fled to Wales during the notorious Cheshire clearances.
Hunted like dogs we were.
Hiding in thicket and bracken.
The Redcoats musket volleys at our backs.
The Welsh miserables are like the English miserables apart from they have a tendency for curly hair😉
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jedward cunts. oven.
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Was it Cleese who said London is no longer an English city.
Just watching the end of the Truss and all the comments about Sunak (first Asian PM), even Biden chipping in, he made a strange comment about him being a conservative.
Nobody seems to be mentioning the fact that he is an unelected PM.
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Just like all the unwanted people coming to our shores.
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Exactly
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I cannot agree with nom, simply on the basis his ‘ripping the shit out of the Eurovision’ commentary is actually quite watchable.
Not as good as Wogan…but still amusing all the same.
..and he was fucking funny in Father Ted.
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Be even funnier if Norton got flattened by a steam roller, news article years ago of an irishman that happened too. How fast do they go? cunt must of sat in the tarmac waiting for it.
..I digress, yeah the caravan skit in Father Ted was fucking funny but the cunt Norton didn’t write it, he’s a talentless cunt. Graham Linehan is a God amongst fools.
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Norton was once beaten and stabbed in 1989 when he was 26, he almost died.
Almost.
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shame it was almost
“Bored with my old name ADMIN”
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I can’t wait until he brings out a range of tranny make up. Shitstick, it’s like lipstick but it looks like a night of hard feltching smeared over your lips. He even has bottles of white wine which he doesn’t make and just puts his face on it. The guy is a total cunt!
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Norton and his ilk are everything that is wrong with the system and sadly epitomise the degeneracy that is prevelant in the entertainment industry and especially the BBC.
I’m just glad I stopped (legally) paying my license fee back in 2016 and Im pleased I have denied the Beeb and Cretins like Norton my money. I no longer have to endanger switching on my TV and seeing that unfunny, talentless, arse invader spouting his left wing BBC funded shite.
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This fudge packing Motorway Mick (alongside that other total knob, Jonafan Woss) has destroyed the art of the TV chat show. A chat show is not supposed to be a comedy show. Yet cunts like Norton think that everything has to be ‘funny’ and ‘a laugh’. Nothing can be discussed seriously with this screeching smutty cunt. And no chat show host worth their salt should have to rely on a mass of childish props and screens (which Norton always does). All Norton’s show is either smutty probing or immature ‘jokes’. Seriously though, why the fuck is Norton even on the television? It’s not because he is good at what he does, because he is absolute shit. It’s because he is a poove and a cartoon poove at that. He plays up to every poof cliche and stereotype in the book. And naturally, those BBC cunts love him for it.
As for having a go at John Cleese for saying ‘what he likes’? It’s called free speech, you revolting fiddle o’diddle sausage jockey. An old bloke saying what he likes. Oh, the horror. Can’t have that, can we? Yet when the (surviving) Pythons were on Norton’s show, the mincing mick was all over them. Two faced little turd and a total cunt.
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Norton is only behind that vast stinking human slug, James Corden as the biggest and most obnoxious cunt on the television.
And it’s also hilarious to see the ‘Beeb’ contraddicting themselves and being cunts again. After years of telling us it was now ‘wrong’ and ‘misogynist’ to have a white straight male actor playing Doctor Who (and the excruciating era of the inept Jodie Whittakunt), it is hilarious to see the BBC re-employ David Tennant as the Doctor, to get the show – and their ratings – out of the shit. But, of course, ratings will nosedive once more when thr black version of John Inman gets the part next year….
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Whittaker was shite and those Beeb cunts know it. In fact, she was so shite that she was binned off last weekend. No big press hype, no Christmas special. Just quietly got shut of.
And to think of the hysterics and knicker wetting from woke knobheads when she got the job. But will the cunts at the Grauniad and the BBC admit their precious female Doctor was a big fuck off failure? They won’t, but they don’t have to. Because every cunt knows.
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Unfunny spunk gobbler, he’ll never have one eron of the talent Cleese has got.
John Cleese is a FUCKING LEGEND a SAINT a GOD
while norton is a bucket for Aids carriers to dump spunk into.
Catch monkey pox Norton and stop fucking your dog’s bum you dirty fudgepacker
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Graham Norton is no spring chicken and sounds like a bitter old queen, and a bit of a hypocrite.
His show is for tubby prosecco-swigging office Karens who laugh about willies and eating too many cupcakes.
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