Firstly we get this:
”A lot of us are not originally from the UK – we’re second- [or] third-generation immigrants,” says rapper Konan”
Not originally from the UK? Second, 3rd generation? Well I’m second generation Irish/Welsh that makes me ‘originally from the UK’ Fucking gibberish.
Then there’s:-
“African blood but British born. Which one am I? British if I win at sport, African when committing a crime.”
No, just carrying a fucking great chip.
Some cunt called Shaybo says:-
“In England, people come from so many different places, and so many different walks of life,” she says. “For example, I come from south London, and London itself is just very diverse, and we embrace so many different cultures.”
No you fucking dont. You come from a monoculture of violence, irresponsibility and crime. All of your own making.
Topped off with this from some staggeringly talented non musician called Konan:-
“We’re just becoming really proud of where we’re from, and how influential we’ve become. It’s really important to showcase your identity and being British – this is awesome and this is who we are.”
From drug, stabbing and crime centres across the UK cities. Really something to be proud of and to perpetuate in the drivel they rap.
Chiggun
Nominated by: Cuntstable Cuntbubble
No offence to Constable but
(c)rap!
Mastubatory, self ego stroking twats.
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To Sell:
1undeliverable box of prosthetic knees.
Reason: not claimed
Receiver: St Floyd of George.
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Strange, that the majority of small towns and villages where exponents of this rap music don’t peddle their wares are actually still nice places to live.
…not quite sure why that is?
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Ever considered a career in architecture gentlemen?
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Architect/Musician = currently unemployed Blick drug courier and knife wielder
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I’ve hated Rap since it first appeared in the 80s.
Simply dreadful.
A bigger threat to easily influenced black youth than any imaginary Far Right threat .
It encourages violence and glorifies drug dealing, pimping and gangs.
But worse than that it’s just shite.
Basically sootie limericks like a fuckin ghetto Pam Ayres .
Come on blacks!
It’s 40odd years now,
That bullshit is stale.
Elevate yourselves.
Work hard
Take responsibility
Early to bed early to rise
Commitment to a woman
Wear a fuckin blazer
Talk normally,
Act like your evolved.
Be Philip from Rising Damp rather than Tupac.
You dumb cunts.
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It’s a messed up world when some spook (c)rapper just comes out with some auditory diarrhea like “Oogah boogah blud bix nood and a fo shizzle nizzle bling dizzle wizzle bizzle ya dig?” and a bunch of sychophantic fawning white simpletons tell you that you are amazingly talented and very special. You can see how these dark keys work themselves up into thinking they are very important with an audience like that.
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Chigun!
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Violent, thickie simians talking quite fast over someone else’s 25 year old song.
Rap epitomises blacks in the way that deviant pantomime dame Eddie Izzard in full frock and makeup epitomises the Labour party.
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“Konan” the barbarian?
Bet he doesn’t look anything like Arnold…
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Arnold could speak more intelligibly too BB, even when making his best Arnold noises:
https://youtu.be/kljDGdnhqo8
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Total Recall was ace. Shame that colossal prick James Cameron turned Schwarzenegger into the cringing old liberal he is today.
Poncing about with fucking meerkats 🤬🤪🤬🤪
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Just fucking angry noise made cunts with a chip on their shoulders, I would rather listen to diesel Mondeo running for a week non stop
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Rap is not music.
It has no melody, no tune, no singing and is just spoken drivel which is (reverse) racist, offensive especially to women, encourages violence, greed and is affront to the English language.
All performed by would-be gangstas as they stumble around with their stupid hand gestures looking totally obnoxious and about to stab somebody.
Utter cunts.
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I’d rather be fucking deaf.
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My 11 year old daughter already knows the words to loads of currently ‘popular’ rap songs and has started wanting to apply shit loads of spray tan, emintrude false eyelashes and to wear nothing more than what I would refer to as a ‘large bikini’ to show her midriff off.
‘Coz that’s whats’ trendy’ apparently.
So dressing up to look like and sound like some South London drug dealers moll is now ‘fashionable’ and ‘aspirational’ to the up and coming young it would seem.
Jeez…what have I done bringing her into this word!
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Put her in a convent.
Buy her a guitar as a going away present.
She might be the new singing nun!👍
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Two words, CC.
Convent school.
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Makes my ears bleed.Utter toilet.
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‘What does it mean to be a British rapper?’
It means you’re not really as credible as American rappers, you gay fart.
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Statistically you are more likely to be stabbed as a (c)Rap artist than any other music genre. I have made that up, nothing to back it up but I would bet a few quid that I am right.
Any blick getting stabbed always seems to be an aspiring fucking (c)Rapper 😂
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Wasn’t some rapper stabbed (shot whatever I can’t remember) at the recent Notting Hill crime fest?
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Yeah apparently he was “really” talented.
I’m sure he was
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Rap was fun at one point (80s and early 90s) Now it’s the fuel of lowlife degenerate subhuman cunts of all colors. The swagger and attitude of those who indulge in rap as their mainstay is sickening. This shit has roots in Africa and like I always say, nothing good comes out of Africa.
The little I hear by accident is always shocking. If the wokewaffe really cared about women, blacks, or h0moz they would shut down rap right away. It’s the most degrading, degenerate, violence inspiring noise imaginable. I can’t say enough bad about it.
Excellent nom. Should be nominated routinely.
2 Live Crew is tame compared to the shit now.
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‘Wokewaffe’ – excellent
You are Sir John Betjeman and I claim my chiggun nugget
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Rap is NOT music, it’s MunKey’s capering about looking ridiculous wearing Gypo gold and ill fitting clothes, trying to glamorize crime, rape and drugs, it might have been cutting edge back in the 80s but now has become stereotypical garbage.! It’s a fitting soundtrack track to B.L. (Don’t).Matter.!
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It always seems to be dopey white teenage kids who listen to that shite, trying to make out they’re rude bwoy gangstas init blud.
Did I say that right? Don’t give a shit if I didn’t.
These cunts would need another 500 million years of evolution just to become pond scum.
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Any cunt calls me ‘Fam’ gets the, with a serious voice,:
“Oh, are we related? On who’s side”?
Cue confused looks…
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Same with ‘bruv or bro’. Boils my piss.
Even more piss boiling is the cunts that say this are usually white, covered in face and neck tattoos and have a salary range that starts at potato and rises to scratchcard after 3 years of pushing a broom around.
The thick wigger cunts.
Innit.
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“Innit”
Bruv.
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Ghhhaaaaaarrrr!!
Here’s you potato son.
You managed not to break anything today.
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That’s fucking funny. Made me laugh this morning. Cheers.
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Musical equivalent of diarrhoea. Dumb ugly noise for a dumb ugly generation.
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The career choice of aspiring rapper seems to carry a slightly lower life expectancy than suicide bomber.
Although why that is eludes me.
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RAP= Rhythm and Poetry, apparently.
You wouldn’t think so listening to it would you..!
💩
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Indeed, JM.
It’s unintelligible gibberish.
I’ve heard more coherent conversation from the African Grey my neighbour has.
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A lot of these so called rappers are full of crap. Most come from nice middle class backgrounds, it’s all an act.
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Quite right Kyliefan.
It’s all hype dictated for sales by music industry types.
Although it’s self perpetuating bringing in genuine gangsters and thugs.
It has no message I can make out accept misbehave?
*Ps
I hope You’ve not been swearing?😉
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Hi MC northern (lol)
I worked in the prison for 12 years, so many into this culture and such walking cliches, especially walking around with their trousers half down, twats didn’t even get the irony of this especially being banged up. A lot of them just follow and think they are so hard but sad they can’t see how a life in prison is such a waste. I worked in the substance misuse team and most inmates only wanted to work with us for their parole. Got fed up with the system. Be surprised how many are not even British and the last prison I worked in was not in London.
Prison officers are really decent but a lot of the older ones have left and replaced with fresh ones from university. It’s hilarious but actually concerning. I once witnessed an officer pleading with the inmate (resident as the new governor says we should call them) to bang up. I told the inmate to stop taking the piss. Reminded him that my report could mysteriously go astray. I don’t take their shit although I would help them if they put in the work.
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Like Tim Westwood son of the Bishop of Peterborough, Jim Westwood or Sniper Jim as he was known as in the 14th Army.
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Retards Attempting Poetry
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The police obviously don’t like RAP.
https://www.standard.co.uk/news/crime/man-dies-shot-police-south-london-streatham-lambeth-pursuit-b1023353.html?amp
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He was a ‘drill artist’ apparently. Mr Decker will have to carry on by himself now the black is gone.
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He wuz a good boy, turning his life around, nomesayin?
Hoping to go to college to study a degree in Architecture.
Prayers are being said for his fambly n sheet.
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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣what a chimp
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The BBC have a habit of calling most gang crime victims a ‘drill rapper’.
They mean unemployed cunt.
Or worse, unemployed, druggie, violent criminal cunt.
The reason there’s so much fucking crime amongst their lot is because too many of them look up to gangsters and glorify gangster/drill rap ‘music’.
It really is the fucking culture among some of them.
Easier to blame ‘muh struggles because whitey’ though, innit bruv?
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These black kids need better role models.
Try other black fuckers music,
Johnny Mathis, Al Jolson,
Tom Jones, all great black singers, Cilla Black.
I like black music,
Black Sabbath.
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Gary Lineker and Justin Trudeau have teamed up to release a Christmas single.
Can’t wait!
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With James O’Shithead on the pink oboe?
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Alright, MNC ? 👍
Sabbath, fond memories of the seventies ✌️
Original lineup.
Nothing else comes close.
Good evening.
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When Bill Ward said about 3 reunions ago, I just can’t do it I would die.
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Drive the cunts into the sea.
Jack The Cunter.
Pissed up.
In The Cotswolds
Get To Fuck.
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Cotswolds eh? Lovely stuff. Has Dick finally had enough of you blocking his fields?
Evening Jack.
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Evening, LL.
He served me notice.
The cheeky cunt.
Left all his gates open 😀
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Hiya Jack👍
Yeah, Sabbath were great!
Nobody at the time sounded like them.
Saw a great tribute band at Christmas that were spot on.
And the other week at my mates bikeshow was a band called Black Zeppelin that did covers of Sabbath and Led Zep.
Loved it 👍
Having fun in the Cotswolds?
How’s that pup turned out?
Fine dogs Border Collies
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It’s a WRAP KRAP MUSAK. Murder to the ears.
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Sorry Cunstable but these are the worst lyrics ever! This wasn’t hip hop this was hip replacement.
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At least they are good at murdering each other.
That,and it’s very easy to just ignore the simian cunts.
Do they still throw their shit at each other from their cells I wonder?
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Rap was always going to be popular.
It’s the type of shit that any untalented cunt with no music skills can produce in his bedroom and sell to other untalented cunts who aspire to do the same.
It’s fucking rubbish, as is the vast majority of music that black people produce.
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With respect AC, I think we can exclude The Blues from that generalisation.
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And soul.
I used to like the Stylistics. Real talent from Russell & Co.
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Apart from Rap and such shite, most black music’s great.
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This is nonsense and swerves from the opposite extreme of what Mark Lamarr once said about black music; that without it we’d still be listening to the waltz.
Both are extremes and completely ignorant (even if I mockingly paraphrase Greg Dyke in saying my taste in music is ‘hideously white’)
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