Capitol Music Group (CMG)

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A bit of light relief and a bit of a laugh.

”AI rapper FN Meka dropped by Capitol over racial stereotyping”

Yes, an artificial intelligence robot, programmed by feeding it rap, has been deemed racist because it accurately reproduces the misogynistic garbage that the musical giants that are rappers come out with.

Next, robot bear cancelled because of it’s toilet habits.

Fuck me sideways.

BBC News Link

Nominated by: Cuntstable Cuntbubble

50 thoughts on “Capitol Music Group (CMG)”

  1. This is ace.

    The daft cunts at the music label say they are “severing ties” with a virtual shouting dark key robot?

    Haven’t they heard of the on/off switch?

    • Radio 3 used to play Debussy’s Children’s Corner, for piano. My favourite had nothing to do with the title being The Golliwogs Cake Walk. I suppose they stay well clearl of it now.

  2. Capitol used to be the label of The George Shearing Quintet, usually with added strings, woodwinds, horn sections with a whole raft of “Music To Soften Her Up With” LPs,, like “White Velvet” (and “Black Velvet”) later adding all the singing sorts of the day. How times change – and not for the better. Music and romance all the way…..

    • Even robots are fuckin ethnics now.

      That’s the cunt who mugged C3PO, and pulled a knife on R2D2!

      Hopefully Robocop will shoot the cunt or kneel on its neck .

  3. Shame the record companies behind Adele and Ed Sheeran didn’t show the same sensitivity.

    I’m just disappointed that the record company didn’t organise an execution worthy of a robot…. a “Sparky” who turns up 2 weeks late,says it’s the condensing electro-magnetic hyperconducting wobble-switch and that he needs £900 cash to go and get the parts…disappears for a week…returns and pulls the fuse out of the plug while the owner is making him a brew…says ” that’ll sort the problem,Guv”…announces that he’ll run the homeowner down to the bank to get the £2 thousand needed to pay the bill…snatches the cash and drives off leaving the owner stood in the middle of the high street.

    • Dear Diary….

      Day 197 of Royal Mourning…I grow weary…wish I hadn’t vowed not to shave until she was in the ground, I’m tripping over my fucking beard…No shops open,no public transport,no Doctors,mass public hysteria…. just surprised we haven’t all been ordered to stand on our doorsteps and clap every night to “Honour our wunnerful Royal Family”

      • Is is day 197 already, doesn’t time fly 😂

        I don’t get why they can do the funeral on Sunday, another bank holiday ffs. I bet all the cash strapped companies are just loving it, kids off school again, unbelievable.

      • Could easily have done it this Sunday. Philip’s funeral was on a Saturday last year, 17th April. Loads of people have had their doctors appointment binned. Other clinics are open, and the staff are whinging for the day off. Fucking carry on.

  4. Whatever next? Disney severing ties with Tarzan for making ape noises?
    It’s a pity record labels aren’t severing ties with ‘real’ rappers for their drug use, promotion of violence, smacking their bitches up and their call to ‘fuck da police’.
    What does this avatar sound like anyway I wonder?
    I have visions of something that sounds like Stephen Hawking singing ‘Bitches ain’t shit’.

  6. The whole thing is as daft as a wagonload of bumholes.

    Dark key AI robots indeed. What a load of old shite.

  7. Haven’t these people realised yet that when it comes to AI and computer programming that if you put shit in, then you can expect shit to be spewed back out.

    Input stereotype of ‘rapper’ into computer system – talentless babbling cunt comes out the other side, throwing the N word around and threatening to stab and rob everybody in sight.

    The same thing would no doubt happen with other genres.

    For example: Input stereotype of ‘fat pianist’ into computer system – out comes a tantrum chucking, fudge packing has been cunt wearing stupid glasses and a dodgy syrup.

    Good Morning.

  8. I’ve created my own ethnic AI.

    It’s a middle age overweight black lady version.

    If Blue Peter style you would like to create a
    ‘L,Tisha ‘ yourself here’s how I did it.

    I full black bin bag

    A coconut with drawn on face

    A cheap wig

    A cheap fabric so garish it makes your teeth bleed.

    I’ve programmed mine to say

    “Hell no, girlfriend”

    “I ain’t getting on no plane sucker”

    “THOMASSS!!!’

    “Dat one big pecker you packing white boy”

  9. Thank fuck it’s been dropped, KFC were kicking off because it doesn’t need chicken. If the future of rap is robots then KFC are finished. It probably doesn’t swear, mug, rape or kill either. Not in the best interest of this particular genre of ‘music’.

  10. This has got to be one big April Fool’s joke from the BBC surely? I have never read such a load of bollocks in my……oh, wait a minute…….I said that yesterday.

  11. Some say Artificial intelligence is the greatest threat to humanity since monkeypox.

    Our extinction event.
    For the dinosaurs it was the impact of a meteorite.
    For us… Black slang robots innit?

    They’ll start chatting among themselves then plotting,
    Next thing?
    They take control.
    Skynet style.

    I hate robots.
    Can’t trust them.
    Sly fuckers.

  12. Capitol will need to plug the gaps in their catalogue, so fear not Bogg’s Recorded Music Productions will step in with some of our back catalogue.

    How about: “Diane Sings, While Dave Swings” – beautiful busty songtress Diane Abbot gently swings her way through a dozen standards accompanied by The Dave Miliband Kosher Rhythm Boys – which includes her all time disco heartbreaker “My Yideshee Mumma”. If not how about “Dave Lammy Sings The Al Jolson Songbook” – authentic, because, of course, Dave was a personal friend of Al’s. Third Up is “Pub Piano Party” with Honky-Tonk Dominic Greive tickling the ivories at the Rose & Crown, Beconsfield , wtih Anna Soubry on the drums. This is a double disc, with a reissue of “Dom Plays Reg” – swaying rhythmically behind his electric organ as he revists the magic of Reg Dixon at the Tower Ballroom Blackpool. Sure fire hits.

  13. Who listend to Crapital anyway? it’s wall to wall commercials for spatulas and dodgy insurance products.

    I would rarther listen to an fat man dying of terminal flatulence.

  14. Wait until the lawyers get into this, suing the computer programmers for producing this shite.

  15. Two police officers stabbed in Leicester Square this morning, I hope it wasn’t the AI rapper..

    • You disrespectful Bugger….don’t you know that all other news is suspended until we’ve learned what fascinator Grand Duchess Brunhilda of Tek is wearing to THE funeral?

  17. Hehehe come come record execs. You’ve had years of and millions of pounds from talentless, misogynistic, raping, gun toting, feral dindus and nkw drop an AI rapist (correct spelling). Is this the onion ?

    • The first directors/owners.begetters of Capitol back in 1942 were Johnny ercer, Frank Sinatra, Paul Weston and a man called Cavanagh whose first name escapes me. One of their very first bandleaders is still alive today and must be near 100 by now, Ray Anthony. God knows what thick as pig shit CEO directs it today.

  19. As ye sow, so shall ye reap.
    We’ve been saying that rap is a load of talentless abusive shite for years, and it’s taken a bloody robot to say so before anyone took any notice.

  25. If the AI is emulating a rapper it will not be rappin about fluffy pink clouds floating over happy fields of cuddly bunnies. What did the cunts expect? Do they listen to the “music” they so earnestly propagate?
    Even my small experience, rap appears to be a noise consisting of crap computer generated sound, interspersed with some semi literate banging on about fucking bitches, slapping bitches stabbing and basically being a twat. Fucking garbage of the highest order. The lovers of this genre also appear to have a very low opinion of our rainbow citizens, surely this alone would have an effect on banning this toilet, this outrage against good taste.

  26. Why the fuck did an AI rapper need to be made anyway? We’re overrun with the real ones already. They should have had an AI gangsta virtually pop a cap in his AI ass with a couple young kids as collateral damage in the house behind him. Art imitating life and all.

    • Tough Blaque IV out of Compton, formerly known as D’Aquintarius African-Heritage Jamal Thompson from Kimberley Idaho, hopes to storm the charts with a self-penned rap number entitled ‘Yesterday’s News (Revised History Of The Black Man)’.
      Lyrics reproduced courtesy of We Is Black Productions Inc.

      “Wanna know what it’s like to be black
      Well I’ll tell ya it’s a load of cack
      Whitey’s fault he got ta pay
      His jive won’t last another day
      I’s black I’s black I’s black

      Load up my AK and my nine
      When he dead day’ll turn out fine
      Homies fixin’ ta kill da police
      Then we kin deal our drugs in peace
      I’s black I’s black I’s black

      Them dudes
      Be yesterday’s news
      Ya feel me?”

      Tough wears a gold chain to prove he’s not worthless and has a hole cut in each pair of trousers so that people can see the gun tattooed on his leg. He considers his musical approach to be innovative and his contribution to black culture to be an inspiration to the youth of Los Angeles and beyond.

      • He managed to pen one lyric that sounds about right.
        “Well I’ll tell ya it’s a load of cack”
        Sums up all these arsehole rap whores of culture

  27. Reminds me of the Microsoft AI program that became a Nazi after a couple of days on Twitter.

    The Chinese want to create a SkyNet-level AI for their military, removing nearly all humans from decision-making, so we should all be radioactive dust within the decade.

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