Albanians

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Albanians.

Albania, sitting like a skid mark on the edge of Europe is sending us in the UK their finest. Thousands of the dinghy riders that have arrived already this year including about 60% of the 1300 cunts who made it here on Monday 22nd are from this cunthole.

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The Pakis of Europe. No cunt wants them. Here to enrich us all with sex trafficking, people smuggling and drugs. Mostly young men with no criminal record (not that it would matter) sent by Albania based crime lords to set up business in Blighty. Not the poor women and children fleeing Middle Eastern shitholes and poverty stricken Africa the fart sniffers at the Guardian and BBC would have you believe.

The real blame of course lies with our useless bastard politicians who will never have to deal with these parasites once they have abscond from their 4* hotels and disappear into the criminal underworld, unless of course its to buy half a gram of coke to snort off some Romanian slappers tits at a room in the Brent Cross Holiday Inn.

Norman Wisdom films were shown during the dark days of Communist dictatorship and he visited the country where he was treated like a hero. Now the joke is well and truly on us.

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Captain Magnanimous isn’t too pleased with these cunts either

Albanians are cunts, aren’t they.
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Border Force: Why are you seeking asylum?
Albanian Drug-Dealer: My country no money. I no money. Also, being safety.
Border Force: That’s an invalid reason.
Albanian Drug-Dealer: Ees dangerous. Too many violence. Plenty shooting.
Border Force: Albania is not at war
Albanian Drug-Dealer: I running terror.
Border Force: Albania is a NATO country
Albanian Drug-Dealer: No, erm….I from Kosova. Escape war. Serbia. Gun gun.
Border Force: That war finished 25 years ago.
Albanian Drug-Dealer: Please. Long journey. Go in Montenegro, then Bosnia, in Croatia, Slovenia, Austria, Germany, then France.
Border Force: Why have you turned your nose up at seven safe countrres?
Albanian Drug-Dealer: No have good hotel like UK. No have free food and money and laptop. Me want hotel dressing robe and svimming pool.
Border Force: I’m sorry. This is a fraudulent application. Take him to the detention centre at Heathrow.
Albanian Drug-Dealer: Waiting one minute. (Clears throat) I would like to claim asylum because I have been trafficked here against my will for the express purpose of being forced to work in a black market job and therefore I appeal under the Modern Day Slavery Act for protection.
Border Force: Ahh, well in that case step right this way. What size hotel dressing gown would you like?

80 thoughts on “Albanians”

  2. It makes you yearn for the days of Enver Hoxha. No cunt ever got out of the Balkan shitehole alive when he was running the show.

  3. These really are shits…..and fucking violent shits as well.

    A weel known fact…..70% of cars in Albania are stolen- mostly from Germany and Italy, and 40% of all cars in Albania are Mercs.

    Bunch of dangerous cunts

    …did I mention, they were cunts?

  4. Norman Wisdom is seen as a god in Albania. Says it all really….

    Albanians and Romanians… Neck and neck in the dooshka filth infestation stakes.

  7. Albanians frighten me with their white skin crazy eyes and hair..

    Oh hang on I misread that. Neither mind.

  8. It’s a fucking farce that hundreds of these filthy beggars and thieves arrive here every day and the cunting politicians do nothing but throw our fucking money at them. I keep hearing the libtards and the political apologists talking about this “perilous crossing” as if any real person cares.
    Well it’s not so perilous when you are being escorted by the Frog Navy, the Royal Navy, Border Farce, RNLI and various boats hired by the government to make it easy for them to take up their hotel accommodation. We are being royally fucked over here and anyone who expects this Truss bitch and this new Home Secretary cunt to do anything about it better wake the fuck up and stop fucking dreaming.

  9. As long as blighty is seen as a soft touch, these cunts will keep coming, imagine if we had a strong leader willing to house these poor cunts, preferably they would locate them in huts near a livestock knackery with built in UT style mega disposal system, we could even power homes with electric from it, very green and renewable, wonder how many homes could be powered by Tiranacite cuntettes!

    • Employ them.
      Soon as they touch foot to British soil,
      Your conscripts in the armed forces.
      If you do a good job ?..
      You get paid.
      Your mission to repel other dinghy cochroaches,
      You can utilise any method you want.
      Turn back a dinghy ,
      Get a £20 bonus.

      • That’s just it LL,
        We could hire them out!
        The Disposables.
        A regiment that goes in first and we don’t have to worry about extraction 😆

  10. There’s nowt wrong with an Albanian that a prompt visit to asylum oven won’t sort out.

    Simply an imported crime wave and a dead weight round our necks.

    Pass a law that they can only be housed in the home towns of the majority political party..oh and every member of the Cabinet has to take 4 in (to each of their taxpayer funded houses).

    Obviously this plan is destined to fail,so please see above,fucking see them gone.

    Vermin.

  11. Scum scum scum oven oven scum scum dirty bastards.Why can’t we shoot them on sight? Send them to Davey Jones locker.Double oven.

  12. The fucking sex-trafficking hasn’t reached rural Northumberland yet…believe me,I’ve looked.

  13. I only know 2 Albanians and they are both great blokes.

    Yes their criminals are massive cunts, but the biggest cunts are the fucking do gooders that have rendered law and order and the rights of indigenous British people to be of no consequence. Politicians police chiefs Guardian readers lawyers gary likecunt mong allen et al they are the real Cunts nuclear cunts.

  14. Hehe. The Captain was spot on, but what I don’t get is why the excuse being trafficked is somehow our responsibility surely it’s a matter for the Albanian authorities.
    Load the cunts in the back of a garbage truck and drive the cunts back to Albania or just return them to France and let the cunts make their own way back.

    We are the laughing stock of Europe, we are the biggest cunts for putting up with this shit

    • You’re right and the cunts having the biggest laugh are the fucking Frenchies. We are paying millions to the cunts for fly tipping their trash in our back yard. What kind of wankers do that?

  16. I thought Liz Truss would make immigration one of her top priorities. No the economy, the energy crisis, the NHS.
    I thought the first duty of a government is the defence of the realm.
    Seems not.

    • The more ‘non’ uk residents that come here and eventually get the vote will make it more difficult to implement more stringent immigration policies in future. If you eventually have a population who are fucking sponging immigrant cunts, they ‘aint gonna vote for a policy to stop more cunts coming over. So in time it will become more and more difficult to implement.

    • She has appointed Suella Braverman as Home Secretary, about far right as it is possible to be in the Conservatives.

  17. I cant get over how the VAST majority of the population is dictated to by a nasty vociferous left wing minority, who without doubt have next to no interaction with the fucking dregs they invite en masse into Blighty.
    By weight of numbers alone they could be silenced relatively quickly and easily, but alas it will never happen as people invariably close theirs eyes and ears to a problem that they think doesn’t effect them which is exactly what the noisy squawking Twitterverse rely on to advance their odious actions.

    • ..because they have had all the laws changed to prevent ‘silent’ majority opposition. Anything opposing their views, is now a hate crime specifically to keep quiet those who think this country is going down the shitter.

  18. I don’t think I’ve ever heard of an Albanian who isn’t a criminal or a dodgy cunt.

    Even their sportsmen seem to be cunts. Footballers such as Granit Xhaka of Arsenal for example.
    (Yes he plays for Switzerland and is from Kosovo but make no mistake – the cunt is an Albanian)

  19. Back in 99 when the Kosovi was on, hundreds of the cunts jumped out of lorries on the M1. Northampton was swarming with the greasy slimey cunts. Now the whole fucking cuntry is. Crime rate will rocket.
    Still the cunts know the pigs will not bother them, to busy looking for transphobes.

    • I love how under post-Brexit even MORE scum is getting in to Britain. Almost like that was the agenda anyway and Brexit meant fuck all.

      • Pretty much. Ever get the feeling you’ve been cheated?
        Blair may as well be working Boris, his predecessors and his shiny new replacement, plus whichever disposable drone replaces her, by remote control.
        We’ve been fucked over. No surprise really…

      • I mean, of all the EU agenda, which have Britain disengaged from? We might be, “out” of the EU but we are still following the agendas of the EU. I’m moving to Ghana!

  20. Comeback Stalin all is forgiven, he’s the only cunt who could control this pile of thieving scum….

    Can’t see Liz sorting these fuckers out…..

    We’re all doomed mr mannering..🔥

  21. Near me, there are student flats and one window has an Albanian flag, you know red with a black eagle on it (always an unnerving choice of heraldry) and I’ve always wondered what the guy there is like. When you come to another country, leave your flag at home, eh? At least don’t fly it from your window, you’re in Scotland now. I’ve never seen a Nigerian flag or an Iranian flag.

    Albania. Odd country. Neither European or Asian is it? One of THOSE countries where a shake of the head means “yes,” while a nod means “no.” There are 750,000 concrete bunkers all over Albania, which only has 3 million people. Their leader under Communism, Enver Hoxha was one of the most paranoid geezers of all time, he hated western culture and that’s why Albania is so backward and misfitting in Europe today.

    They don’t even like Christmas trees…
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T7nnYYrAJ4k

    Heathens.

    • But if you want to visit the Adriatic and only spend 500 quid, as opposed to 3000 quid in Croatia, then Albanian is the place for you! It’s probably alright, actually. The shitholes of today may end up as the save havens by the end of this decade.

  22. The efforts being made to destroy western culture are continuing daily and this is another example. Clearly what is happening and what they tell us happening are worlds apart. What society willingly destroys itself unless it is fucking insane. Shame on us for not being dillegent and careful about who we put in power.
    The chigguns are coming home to roost!

  23. I thought Britain is this nasty racist place, full of micro aggressions and oppression towards minorities. Please tell me why all these cunts would want to come to such a place.

    These idiots protesting against Rwanda scheme and all for open boarders we should say ok they can move into your area. Wait for the for sale signs going up. It’s ok as long as it not on my doorstep. Remember this video where the person was interviewing these idiots at one of their protests. When asked if they would sign a petition to take in a refugee, they said they couldn’t as they don’t have the space or other excuses. Bloody virtue signalling cunts.

  24. Not read all the posts on this topic but I will say this.

    We have had one or two females work in our HQ and without exception they all had fantastic bodies, dressed like tarts and left fuck all to the imagination.

    Honestly I’ve been tempted on many an occasion to see if they’d turn a trick for a tenner.

    I’m sure years of oppression have taught them to keep their gobs shut and just accept whatever it is you demand.

    It’s we’ll known now that those who escaped through Kosovo in the late 90’s are now running some of the most violent drug networks in the uk but I’ll make an exception for their women.

  25. We helped fight a war to give Kosovo to Albanians, now they are coming here to fight all comers to take control of Blighty!

    • There was a mentally-disturbed woman from Albania who slit the throat of a British girl in front of her mother recently. Why are we letting so many mental foreign cunts in? We have a hard job dealing with our homegrown mental cunts.

  26. Hurry up Liz and leave the ECHR.

    Get your covert ops people to put a sleeping pill in their free meals then take as many as you can and dump them on a Normandy beach or put them on a jumbo straight to Rwanda. Burn all records of them being here. Taser all Tarquins and Hermiones on sight who try and prevent us from getting rid of them.

    Put the navy in the channel. Do heli fly pasts and dump non-lethal sleeping gas on each dinghy then tow them and occupants back to beach. Drag occupants out. Destroy dinghy.

    Or just blow them up.

    • The coastguard has actually been filmed HELPING these cunts to disembark on our shores not turn them away.

      • To be fair to the blokes on the ground if they didn’t help this filth they would get the sack from their wokie overlords. A fish rots from the head down.

      • Eh? They’re the coastguard, not the Home Guard. As much as I disagree with what they’re doing, what do you expect them to do? Same with me if I was called to one, I’d have to treat them or I’d have some explaining to do to the HCPC.

    • Or dress up the South Coast with French flags and garlic ; they’ll think they’ve landed bsck in France and turn around.

  28. Is there any way we could direct the rather hilarious and very accurate script-writing of the Captain to Suella Braverman?
    I figure she won’t be reading IsAC anytime soon, but would love to know her thoughts
    Keep the entertainment coming CM

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