The Big Blackfast

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I’m off sick today so this morning I thought I’d turn on the telly…. remember Big breakfast with Chris Evans, Gabby Roslin, Paula Yates and Zig and Zag? Well it’s back. Or still on. Whatever… I just saw an advert for it.

Anyway, much to my amazement, disgust, astonishment and then back to disgust again, it is now 100 per cent diverse.

EVERYONE is black.

Everyone!

Surely that’s cultural appropriation or something. Surely if diverse people are so fucking fantastic they could come up with their own ideas for new shows instead of taking over white people things.

This crap is really starting to piss me off. Tbh I didn’t mind black people when there were just a few. A couple down the pub, one on the bus, a couple in my year at school. They were no bother at all. Well, they were, the ones at school were cunts, but I digress…

Now they’re constantly in my face. Every time I turn the telly on they’re rapping or twerking or both, whinging, shouting, talking about how hard done by they are, raising the back power fist or trying to sell me something.

Anyway, I’ve seen this utter pile of money vomit trying to pass itself off as Big Breakfast and I can’t help but wonder what’s in store for my daughter when she grows up. Is this kind of bollocks going to be the norm or will someone put a stop to it…. if she grows up to be a mudshark I’ll be very, very disappointed to say the least.

Big breakfast? Big blackfest more like.

The great replacement is just a conspiracy theory though…. ppfftt

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84 thoughts on “The Big Blackfast”

  1. Who will be doing the Green Goddess, keep fit section? Diane Abbott, and Rap of the Week from Dave the Rave Lammy.

    If you are in London, the ITV “Local News” is al about dark keys and has been for over a decade now, just remember Black good, white bad, innit.

    • We get ITV London news here in boring Berkshire, and you are right, it’s all dark keys. And if the presenters aren’t always black, they are certainly of questionable mixed race.

  2. I for one will be glued to this new improved BB,
    I never liked speccy ginger Chris Evans and am looking forward to seeing this Diane Fossey directed version .

    Ps
    Knew it!
    Anthony Joshua was sponsored by Mencap as well as the good people at Stonewall.

    Fuck off you mirror kisser.

    (Morning all. FTR, there’s a nom just gone in about AJ. Should be going live soon – DA)

    • Morning MNC…ho ho, were Anthony Joshua’s bizarre antics an aborted attempt to come out as a mincing flamer, do you reckon?!
      Glad he lost, the anti-white scumbag.

      • Morning Thomas 👍

        Joshuas disgraceful meltdown reminded me of fellow hysterical pugilist Oliver mcCall.

        Clearly not mentally fit enough to compete in the sport.

        Gay?
        I think so.
        Gay for himself.

      • I always get the impression a lot of these “sports(men?” and gym-gors who like to ose half naked in front of their own cameraphones are like Salvador Dali – according to his autobiography “The Secret Life” he kept up the practice of masturbation into late middle age, which he liked to do in front of a large mirror.

        Just because Lord Adonis & Kweer do that doesn’t mean to say every woke sportsman should do it as well.

  3. They should have loads to talk about with all the inventions and great works of art produced by black people. To say nothing of their huge contribution in winning two world wars.

    • Don’t forget their contribution to music my lord.
      Towering talent like,
      Shorty Shitstain (it’s true, Google the cunt)
      Lil’Poopy
      Kurious Jorge
      P-Diddy

      Masters of melody and sensitive lyrics these grunting black enamel bastards.
      Roll over Beethoven,tell Waka Flocka Flame the news.
      Innit.

  4. I wonder how long it’ll be before even the woke advertisers pull out because nobody is watching it.

  5. Presumably it’s just the presenters, guests and hangers-on though?
    All the technical stuff will be done by uncredited honkies.

    • You’re correct in that assumption Tom. I worked in BH recent times and the technical people are 99.9% honkies.

    • Give a tanned gent a camera and you get self-adulation on MeTube, or a bit of happy slapping on the bus, with a bit of looting in Oxford street.

  6. Might as well get used to it. Most of the world 🌎 is black. Or maybe yellow also. And with Africa and the sub continent heading here unabated, I’ve seen the future, and it’s ethnic init

    • I would’ve drained my sack in Kelly Brook, until my sack went on strike at being worked to death and climbed inside my body forevermore.

    • Weirdly i find she looked better after her stint on BB. More chest and arse meat to ogle.

  8. It won’t last.

    There will be a “beef” and several of the presenters will savagely murder one another with machetes.

    Or there will be party to celebrate how great it is to be blek at someone’s house…and we all know what happens there.

    Television is lies.
    Good morning all.

  9. The presenters should do a hard-hitting editorial piece about black-on-black violent crime on location from the side of ventilated vegetable Sasha Johnson’s bedside.
    Presumably Sasha’s family has asked for a black doctor to treat her by killing a chicken and throwing some knucklebones on the floor.

  11. Apparently it’s lots of people all shouting over the top of each other. And people are turning off. Good.

  12. I really feel at home with all these kaffirs on TV, that coupled with the very hot weather is lovely, I’m just waiting now for hoards of savages to now come to my door and try and hack my head of with a machette and steal my home from me ………….again!

    Sjambok at the ready cunters, and start singing “Men of Harlech”

  13. It’ll last about 6 months before being taken off for low audience figures. The blame will then be put down to the British public being racist.

    I see the diversity on TV doesn’t include appointing any straight white males as new presenters.

  14. Surely a blackfast is prison porridge. Or possibly a Egg Mcmuffin or left over fried chicken. Most black people I see are not watching the TV in the morning but rather talking very loudly on the phone and dragging 48 kids to school.

    • Indeed.

      The diversity officers should be questioning the BBC with a ‘Did you consider a straight white male for the role?’

  16. It’s all part of the master plan: everyone is welcome in the new world except White, heterosexuals. Fuck off, Big Breakfast. I hope you get salmonella poisoning.

    • Exactly. I have come up with a way of getting round this though.

      After 47 years as a heterosexual, I have decided to become gay.

      Instantly back in the fold. You lot are just jealous.

    • Richard Von Coudenhove-Kalergi is the grand frommage in the intellectual architechtecturing of this ‘white replacement’.pretty ironic as he hails from the tribe who seem even whiter in hue.Almost as if the blood has been drained.Throw in Edward Bernays,Freud (fraud) etc..well you see the direction of travel.They didn’t appreciate being turfed out of Khazaria by that nasty whiteboy Tsar circa 6th century.

  17. It’ll be another platform for a bunch of talentless spoóks peddling the narrative that honky bad, spade good to all the uneducated white kids who are now sadly emulating & embracing the culture of these savage cunts.

    I give it 6 months before it’s pulled due to poor advert revenue due to hardly any cunt watching it. (Or most of the cast getting stabbed up on the streets innit Bruv)

  18. The white race is doomed.
    We just aren’t breeding fast enough.
    Sad, but true.
    Planet of the Apes is upon us.
    Have a nice day.

    • Very true, Jack. In 100 years the definition of ‘cultured’ will be someone who can simultaneously rap and throw shit at the wall.

    • Uncle Vlads offering big roubles for churning a few ankle biters out.Epecially around child 10.He knows the score.Might be the last refuge of Homo de Blanc but i doubt there’d be any takers for Albion
      clunge prospectors’.

  19. Zig and Zag are replaced by n 1 g and n0 g.

    Nobody seems to give a shit. It’s fucking mental. Hardly any straight white males on sports coverage is the worst. BBC being the worst culprits.

    https://www.bbc.com/pidgin/sport-62319132

    At the recent commonwealth games I saw lezzas, gays, dark keys, spaccas and even midgets in the studio. I thought the BBC had brought back Barnum’s Circus show for a minute. Had to wait days to see the odd token straight white male.

    Here’s the thing. Sports coverage (especially non footy) is predominantly viewed/paid for by straight white males. It does have an effect. I cancelled my Sky and BT because of all this bollocks. I know others have done the same and Sky/BT are losing customers had over fist.

    Fuck them all, the fucking racist idiots.

    • Nearly all wimminz athletes and gymnasts seem to be lesbian ladies, and so many male sportsmen seem to be getting Tom Daley tendencies – I honestly wonder why that is?. At one time most athletes were like Russians – where the men were men – and so were the women.

  20. Where i work HR held a meeting telling us we are not employing enough Dar keys and bummers.
    Stonewall have been onto them about it.
    Head office is about 90% lezzer and poov. with a couple of transformer’s thrown in for good measure.
    We have now sunk to the point where if your black etc it doesn’t matter if you cannot count to 5 the job will be yours .
    Lammy and Abbot spring to mind when employing thick people because their black. Positive discrimination

      • Absolutely CB. First rule of flying; whoever is on board you want a white anglo-saxon in the left-hand seat. Doesn’t have to be male, I’ve known some very good female pilots. Transcripts from voice recordings recovered after a crash are illuminating. Some pilots arrive at a point where they can’t handle the situation any more and run around screaming “Allah! Allah! Allah!” Guess their nationality.
        The photo of a young black guy in your link with the tag line that his PPL course would be paid for him I find irritating. I had to fund my own training out of my after tax income. Thinking ahead though I guess soon the photo will feature a black woman. The thought is chilling. Have you seen them trying to drive motor cars?

  21. It’s not about representation or inclusion any more, it’s black telly for the black communidee innit cuz.
    If that’s what they want and there really is a market for it, maybe they could have their own channel. Dark key TV sounds like a snazzy monicker for it.
    But the truth is, there really isn’t a market for it. Same with political party’s concentrating on black issues, there’s only a limited amount of votes to be gained, if any. But none of these woke idiots can see it.
    It won’t last. Even the millennials it’s aimed at will surely see what we can see eventually.

  22. At George du Floyd has a lot to answer for.
    Just as soon as my time machine is up and running he won’t be robbing that shop. In fact he won’t even be around.

  23. As for those two in the header pic, their interview techniques make Alex Scott sound like Sir Robin Day.
    ‘Innit, bruv, cuz, doncha, yous, blud, bredrin, an ting. Just a small example of the vocabulary that spills from their dumb arsed mouths.
    It’s a good job they got this gig, because even McDonald’s would turn them down flat.

  24. Ironically the one show which should be full of effnicks is the BBC’s mighty Eastbenders. If it was wall to wall Peacefuls, kissing the carpet and running corner shops that really would reflect reality. Of course you would have to have a few whiteys playing the part of the racist police, constantly harassing the poor innocent Peacefuls. I might put in a few scripts to the BBC, they’d fucking love it!

    • Their past attempts at representing mudslimes on Eastenders has been laughable. They can’t portray them as having affairs, being married multiple times, ripping people off having children out of wedlock or all manner of other soap staples. They’re terrified of the backlash from community leaders. Best not to include them and save the bother.
      Proves my point that even the wokies find park keys distasteful and bothersome.

  25. The reason there are so many blacks presenting on The Big Breakfast is because whites think certain jobs are beneath them, and quite rightly so. Being a presenter on The Big Breakfast is a perfect example of this phenomenon. Anyway the audience are all cunts and get what they deserve so who gives a fuck.

  26. The good news is this race baiting pile of wank is only on for 4 weeks..if it last that long when viewing figures tank..

  28. I now ( not in the past) have a simple theory.

    If a program has a majority blik / peaceful crew , I don’t watch it.

    If an advert has a majority blik / peaceful crew, I don’t buy the product.

    England is not a majority blik / peaceful country ” YET”

    What a pile of 💩💩💩💩💩💩

    🔙🔛🔝🔜

  29. I didn’t know this was on Cuntel 4. I intend trying to watch the remaining ‘episodes’, pointing, lazily, at the TV screen with my bottom lip and sucking my teeth whenever someone is not speakin’ the Queen’s English.

  30. I’m sure they will be covering topics that all Robertsons can identify with, such as:

    Whitey beez raysis n’ sheet.

    Fuck da polees! Dey beez all raysis!

    How to shoplift dinner for a family of 12 when you have spent all your welfare on crack, KFC, ludicrous weaves and 4″ false nails.

    Twerk your way to being the CEO of a multinational company.

    How to avoid deportation by pretending to be gay.

    Why Jamal stabbing Shitavious over a postcode is whitey’s fault.

    Gibs muh dat free shit, whitey!

    Whitey beez raysis! (again)

    Slavery. How to guilt trip whitey into giving us free shit.

    How being caught red handed and getting convicted is racist.

    Whitey wimminz. The fat ones are easy, because they’re desperate with zero self esteem.

    How to scam more welfare by borrowing someone’s kids.

    Prosecution for welfare fraud is racist.

    Being pulled over in a stolen car full of drugs and illegal weapons is racial profiling by dat raysis polees.

    The Notting hill carnival. Will you be bringing a blade or a bottle of sulphuric acid this year?

    How to avoid paying child maintenance / how to get someone else to pay for your children’s upkeep.

    That’s OUR word and you can’t use it, honkey!

    Consumer corner: Dunlop or Pirelli. Which makes the best tyre swing?

    Whitey beez raysis (a-fucking-gain)

    And many more.

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