Serena Williams [4]

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Serena Williams – Game, Set and Cunt.

Serena Williams; trailblazer, role model, social justice activist, sometime tennis player and mother has decided to finally hang up her jockstrap and retire after the U.S Open later this month. But like Clare Balding caught in the ladies locker room, she ain’t going quietly. In self-aggrandizing essay written in Vogue, Williams explains her decision.

“Believe me, I never wanted to have to choose between tennis and a family. I don’t think its fair. If I were a guy (ahem), I wouldn’t be writing this because I’d be out there playing and winning while my wife was doing the physical labour of expanding our family”

Vogue Link.

Yes, that old cunt, biology. Its funny because I thought ‘women’ and ‘motherhood’ were social constructs designed to oppress women according to the Left, except it seems when there is some self-pitying victimhood to shoehorn in.

Being a former world No1, being fawned over by an arse kissing sycophantic media for twenty years and constant demands for adulation now reduced to being beaten week in week out by young women half your age can’t be good for her monstrous ego and narcissism.

We shouldn’t be surprised, she has been a total piss boiling diva since day one, black empowered wimminz fighting for recognition in a white dominated sport, fighting the patriarchy for equal prize money for doing half the work and recently the fact she is a ‘working’ mother. With a $100m in prize money and 23 slams she and any other female player for that matter would still lose in straight sets to any journeyman male tennis player in the top 100.

I suppose retirement won’t mean she will fuck off from our TV screens, I fully expect to see her at next years Wimbledon in one of their diverse studio panels fighting for attention amongst the rest of the box tickers.

In a packed field of runners and riders, she really is a sports cunt of our times.

Nominated by: Liberal Liquidator

35 thoughts on “Serena Williams [4]”

  2. There are many working people who have to make the choice of if and when to have kids, both men as well as women. Often this is because of financial reasons, a reason that wouldn’t concern a tennis millionaire.
    Believe me. It’s a fucking sight harder juggling a career and a young family on an average family income.
    If having kids has got in the way of your fun, just employ a nanny. Better still, maybe don’t have them in the first place.
    And don’t give me all this ‘men are to blame’ shit. It takes two to tango, even if your cock is bigger than your husbands.
    At least be grateful that someone out there had standards low enough to be able to jizz up you in the first place.

  3. I have a funny feeling this cunt will always find something to moan about.

    It must struggle to swing it’s tennis bat with the weight of that chip on its shoulder.

    I seem to recall this sort of thing happening before with our African “chums”.

    New balls please,you thick blek cunt.

  4. She should start a career in Porn. I bet she could give John Holmes , Ron Jeremy and Dickzilla a run for there money 💪💪💪

  5. She was on Meghan’s eargerly awaited ‘Architypes’ podcast.
    Her new BFF.

    Seems from the reviews Meghan did all the talking though.

    This regualr new Podcast is going to ‘rip apart the boxes women have been placed into for generations’.

    Keep tuned.

    • ‘Hey, it’s me! I’m just excited to be myself and talk and be unfiltered… it’s fun’:

      • We learned that Harry was playing with matches again, melting plastic toy soldiers into grotesque poses and started a fire in the nursery.

        They bravely went onto their next engagement of ribbon cutting and shaking the hands of people they instantly forgot about.

    • Wish Meghan and this harambe lookalike were is a box, preferably encased in concrete and dropped in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean

    • Truly ugly, even the fact I can see a nipple has left me flaccid as Schofield at a lapdance club.

      I couldn’t shoot my baby gravy up it for a £million.

      I’d have to strap up my marshmallow winky with lolly sticks or summat.

      Know some might like her but Jesus,
      To me it’s horrific the idea of even touching her.
      🤮

      Not because I’m racist (am) but she is like bromide for me.

  7. What’s she babbling about anyway?

    “Physical labour of extending a family?”

    Fuck off!

    What laying there getting ploughed?
    Hardly hard labour.
    That being the case,
    Freddie Mercury grafted like a navvie!

    I better thank the missus for all the hard work she’s put in over the years.
    Tell you what I’ll buy her a present!

    A tub of swarfeger and a donkey jacket.🖕

    • Is there going to be any iron fillings and crushed glass in the swarfega? You can spoil a woman you know

      • Naw Sid, but thats her done for Christmas and her birthday.
        Donkey jackets aren’t cheap!
        Won’t get change from £20.

    • MNC will the donkey jacket have British coal imprinted on the back? Don’t be a cheapskate, buy her some new steel toed cap shoes too, that will get your old boy going

  8. “If I were a guy, (open to debate) I wouldn’t be writing this.” Well not without crayons you won’t.

  9. Serena always reminds me of the black lad from Rising Damp. The similarity is uncanny…

    I hear this treeswinging gobshite is currently doing some online shite with that human locust, Megain Mantis Fucking Ono of Sussex . Apparently these two self serving twats are babbling on about their pregnancies (fuck me!) and their ‘lot’ as poor and oppressed women. If a hit man had a gun with just one bullet in it, with Serena and Megain in front of him. Oh, the agony of choice….

    • Oh, and Megain calling her online crap ‘Archetypes’ is fooling no one.
      She thinks she will look good using a ‘clever’ long word. But anyone with a half a brain knows that this piece of F-List trailer trash couldn’t write a shopping list.

      I long for the day when the world is finally rid of this lying parasitic trollop. Hell is waiting….

      • Surprised it hasn’t been called architects. As I guess it will be about aspiring ones.

  12. Racist, man-hating, egoistical, chip on the shoulder bully. If she ever lost a game the excuses were out quicker than even Juergen Klopp can manage.

    If people cheered when she lost, it was because they were racist. Not the fact that they couldn’t stand the bad tempered bitch.

    Thankfully looking like she’s not going to break the record, and once again another excuse. It’s about her being a mother, not about her now being too old. She only won because her physique was more like a man’s.

    And like MNC how the fuck could somewhere get enough of a stiffy to shoot their load up her is a miracle.

  13. The real reason she’s giving up tennis is she’s having a testicle removed.

    Now get pregnant, mate.

  14. Not many baboons can play tennis let alone at the level this baboon played at so even i will give credit to this freak.

    • That’s so racist.
      Shame on you and shame on admin for selecting a baboon in tennis garb for her header Pic.

  15. Fuck off back to your tyre-swing you utterly hideous smelly ape.
    You’re enough to make even the most unadulterated heterosexual man have an attack of the gayness.

  16. I suppose she could always start a second career in acting.
    She’d be great if they resurrected the old PG Tips adverts.

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