Search Engines – Under Pressure

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A small but sincerely vicious cunting for search engines – not just Google -and Disney. With an option on Youtube. Several times this year I have – in the despairing hope of finding rain at the end of the current drought ( Doubt me? Come to East Anglia) – I have, I say, googled or duckducked, whatever, the words, “Surface Pressure”

This used to be all the description needed to get the Met Office’s excellent chart predictions front and centre. But not now. Top of the list is some enormous cartoon cow in vaguely human guise. It’s called Jessica Darrow, apparently, and it is a character in some woke feminist Disney indoctrinothon called “Encanto”. A scan of the comments tells you all you need to know. My mistake: you need to know nothing about this toss.

No doubt Disney Diverse Pap For The Masses Inc has managed to fix the search engine algorithms in order to promote its filthy product to a completely irrelevant audience. It is a cunt. YouTube is a cunt for hosting yet more diversity shite. And on no search engine I know of is it possible to block a specific page on Youtube rather than the entire site (which I need for porn, obvs.) They’re all hyperbolic cunts. I rest my case.

Sorry, forgot to link to Jessica Darrow ‘singing’ ‘Surface Pressure’. Here you go:
YouTube link

Nominated by: Komodo

28 thoughts on “Search Engines – Under Pressure”

  1. Is that picture in the nom a Transbumder cartoon? Fucking disgusting filth aren’t even hiding their sick perverted agenda aimed at normalising this degeneracy to the kids are they?

  2. I’ve been Googling “Met Office surface pressure” every day for the past week.

    Result? Pages and pages of Met Office stuff, top front and centre, not a cartoon cow in sight!

    Most disappointing. 🙁

  6. Semi relevant but Fuck the search engines like google yahoo who auto report the free mp3 sites to the dmca police bastards

    Russia use to be good for one thing before the war with Ukraine kicked off and those are all error 404’d now actually alot the big ones went down prior but there was a few decent ones from .Ru addresses

  7. The Met Office is a cunt. Just tried to check the forecast for Portmerion, but the Met Office cunts say the village doesn’t exist.

    Had to resort to BBC weather instead. Bingo! Rain at 15:00, apparently.

    Fake news? We’ll see…

    • Weather forecasters are congenital liars. They do have 50 50 hindsight though.

  9. I was in the mood for some entertainment last night and googled ‘petite teen gets skullfucked’ on google.

    They have put a weird kiddy porn warning on when you search for teen porn now – put me right off its like they are watching you.

    I obviously meant an 18/19 year old with a fresh box, not a 13 yr old. I’m not a parking stanley.

    • Last night a teenager googled, “fat old kafir gets gang raped in mosque basement” and got loads of uncensored hits.

  10. The best bit about Big Tech is they lecture and censor and are full woke but also are responsible for consuming immense amounts of the earth’s natural resources.

    You can’t do both and not be a Super Cunt.

  11. Get a barometer…mine works a treat.

    My barometer is extremely valuable,of course.

      • ‘The barometer of his emotional life was set for a spell of riot’.
        James Joyce.

        How I’m feeling.

      • @MP
        Get in touch with Vernon Fox, I understand he’s looking for fine upstanding like-minded street fighting men such as yourself to serve in his “We The People” army.

      • @MJB…..No,it’s not Hitler’s…although by bizarre coincidence I do own Adolf’s oven-thermometer…..never lets me down…German engineering at it’s finest

      • @MP….James Joyce sounds like a fucking windbag.

        Kick him in the nuts and tell the boring bastard to Fuck Off.

      • @DF-F
        James Joyce was indeed a colossal windbag. Little known fact, his book ‘Ulysses’ is the longest word salad in history.

  12. Not sure about this.

    I look out of the window to ascertain if tis fair or foul.

    To determine dampness a quick stroke of the seaweed hung on my shed door.

    If it’s whit water from the sou’ west then the boat stays on the mooring.

    Windguru or Windwilly are good uses of technology however.

    The BBC and Met Office are too concerned with spreading climate change bullshit to take seriously and an in my opinion are only correct around 15-18% of the time, especially in summer when the heat throws the atmospheric conditions into a befuddlement. Avoid their ‘forecasts’.

    Bill Giles was good though.

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