Like to introduce you to the Mega Cunt that is Ryan Giggs.
It has been fairly common knowledge for may 15 20 years that the talented Manchester United winger thought nothing of fucking is brothers Mrs.
Love the headline. Try saying it in a Welsh accent for effects.
Yet again stories coming from his past girlfriend do not paint him in a good light. Allegedly he abused her mentally and physically including throwing her out of their hotel room without a stitch on
He is being accused of controlling behaviour over a period of time.
Also gorgeous Garry Neville appears to allegedly be tainted with a lick of paint from the same brush.
Whatever the outcome of the court case the Giggs is a Cunt a very wealthy stupid working class dick of a Cunt. I’ll save gorgeous Garry for another time.
Nominated by: Everyonesacunt
And here’s a random musing from Miles Plastic
Giggsy’s Poetry
‘My darling Kate,
‘Unequivocally our love was fate.
I fell in love with you at first sight. I remember cos I was as high as a kite.
‘Those beautiful eyes made me shiver.
‘I’m not going to lie I think of you I dream of you.
Can’t help thinking pulling you was my greatest ever coup.
‘That stomach, those abs, those pictures you send so I can keep tabs.
‘You make me feel funny down there. Especially when you’re there and you look up and stare.
‘I am beginning to think you are always right. That’s ok it will keep us tight.
‘I’m gonna end by saying you are my love, my friend, my soul.
‘And most of all you believe in me which makes me as hard as a totem pole.’
The brother’s Mrs must be one hell of a shag if the brother is willing to keep her on for another go!
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it’s her fault for wearing a sheepskin jacket.
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To be fair, not something I’m inclined to be very often, if I was rich and famous like Giggs I’d be fucking everything that moves too. However, I would draw the line at my brother’s wife especially with so many other sorts to choose from. That’s just cuntish behaviour and no mistake. And any bloke who knocks women about is just a gutless coward and needs a fucking good kicking.
“My head accidentally came in contact with her mouth.”……..yeah fuck off you wanker. No doubt he’ll get away with it. 100% CUNT.
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The whole world to choose from but no that’s not enough, the cunt wanted his brothers Mrs.? Fully agree with you, 100% cunt. You could probably have an endless supply of bimbos lined up to spunk up day in day out but not for this boyo, I’m gonna ruin my brother’s life. FFS
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He probably will get away with it.
Alan Pardew got away with saying he ‘pushed david meyler away with his forehead’.
Increasing amounts of dogs belonging to queers are being infected with monkeypox because obviously they must have fallen at a funny angle and penetrated their dog. They’ll get away with it too
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‘That stomach, those abs, those pictures you send so I can keep tabs.’
‘so I can keep tabs’
Isn’t that damning?
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Keep cigarettes?
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In John Donne’s most famous
sonnet’ ‘Death be not proud’ he builds what he is trying to say over the span of the fourteen lines.
Crucially the last two lines must sum up and give in Donne’s word ‘the imprint’ of the poem.
The last two lines of- ‘Death be not proud’ are;
‘One short sleep past, we wake eternally
And death shall be no more; Death, thou shalt die.’
I am not sure Ryan achives this in the last two lines if his poem-
‘I’m gonna end by saying you are my love, my friend, my soul.
‘And most of all you believe in me which makes me as hard as a totem pole.’
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His eyes are too close together for my liking. He’s a squishy faced cunt in my book.
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He might be running down a different wing soon.
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That poetry is absolute genius.
Not only was the man a fine footballer – he’s a literary Colossus.
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Sorry Infidel
Posted in wrong place.
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If it’s indeed true he knocked a lass about then aye he’s a cunt all right.
What puzzles me is that he’s had the footballer lifestyle for decades and still manages to end up in bother over a wimmin.
He could be up to the maker’s name plate of virtually any dolly he wants but instead gets involved in a load of soap opera bullshit.
Yes he’s a silly cunt.
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But I bet his often busy legal team love him.
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Maybe EE can use giggs on their next sexist hate campaign.
Another role model footballer..
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Surely Ryan Wilson?
Perhaps the cnut suffers from SMS, Small Man Syndrome…
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Cunt or not,I can’t say ,but does his brothers’ missus not need to take half responsibility for what went on,for years,I understand ?
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Not very surprising behaviour given there’s a touch of the tar brush in the DNA…..🌚
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Knocking a woman about? Uncle Terry’s oven please. Immolation setting.
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This is probably just the tip of the iceberg.
Giggs must have rooted his way through the cream of Alderley Edge’s gold digging slappers and the cast of The Rhyl Housewives of….er Rhyl over the last thirty years. Between him and Wayne Rooney they have probably had everything from a Burberry handbag to a colostomy bag.
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If it turns out that she made up a load of serious allegations in a fit of anger,will she be joining this chap in the oven ?.I hope so,that would be only fair.
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Off topic, but did anyone have Darius ‘Pop Idol’ Danesh in their Deadpool?
He’s been found dead in his apartment in Minnesota. He was 41.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-62564721
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Was one of Michael Barrymores party guests there? Was his arsehole reamed like the channel tunnel?
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If I ignore the sage advice of Dianne Fossey and go and harrass a gorilla and it tears me limb from limb, then it’s my fault for provoking the creature. It’s obviously a dimwiited idea.
Same principle for Desiree Washington. Did she really think it was a goid idea to go to Mike Tyson’s bedroom at 3am then have a bit of a whinge when he reverts to type and struggle snuggles her insides out.
What do these gold-digging, dozy bints think is going to happen to them when they get with a footballer?
Footballers are unpleasant, selfish, narcissistic wankers who never usually hear the word “no”, so it stands to reason that they’d get a bit rapey.
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Golden rule in my book, is if you are famous/ have loads of money…..If pussy is throwing itself at you, then fuck around with as much as you like, but DON’T get married, DON’T have kids before marriage and don’t fuck anything illegal or already taken. When you get bored later in life emptying your sack every five minutes, then settle down. Remember ALL women if you stay with them long enough turn into mothers, wives, and moaners….not point starting too soon in the settling down department. IMO
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Fanny on tap, had his pick. But Giggs also wanted his brother’s old lady? Nah, that’s just plain dirty. And as for this latest slag he’s in court over? Well, it appears the brass likes it a bit ‘rough’ and there is evidence of this. So, she’s hardly holier than thou. That said, I have no sympathy for Giggs. He’s a dirty little sod who likes his brass and trollops. Lie down with dirty dogs, and you get fleas….
As for Old Taggart as a character witness? Fergie is a benchamrk in dodgy deals and even dodgier characters. His son is a dodgy agent, he gave his arse (and that of the club) to the Glazers, his whole family is virtually on the MUFC payroll, he caused the whole Glazer mess with being a greedy cunt and fighting over racehorse spunk ( a long story), he is well up the arse of Satan Blair, and the old cunt has betrayed his ‘socialist principles’ many times to feather his own nest. So, Fergie is no shining example either. He is anything but.
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Well said Norm as a Notts cunt I have heard many first hand stories of what a corrupt horrible bastard Brian Clough was.
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I see Red Nose Ferguson was in court last week giving the cunt a character reference. Apparently he’s a “quiet lad.” So you’ve forgotten about knocking on that door in the middle of the night and pulling him out of that party then? And what about those other “quiet lads” you signed and tolerated…..Cantona and Ferdinand? How long were they banned for between them? Get back to your winecellar you fucking old pisshead.
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That’s like saying Paul Merson was a social drinker.
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Yes, he was always such a nice quiet lad according to Fergie. Well he didn’t have any women to knock around in United’s dressing room, did he?
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Anyone who had that alcoholic,greedy,knicker-shitting liar…Sir Alex…as a character witness must be a fucking wrong-un.
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@ Alan, well Stan collymore did, ask Ulrika,
Can’t take the proverbial out of the jungle saying springs to mind
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Ferguson sacked a bunch of players (except Bryan Robson) when he joined Man Utd in 1986 as so many of the players were day-drinking boozebags mediocrities.
If you a pro footballer these days, you really to get married, have kids and be teetotal early on, ie. by age 22. The days of being a football player by day and playboy by night are over. You have to be a super-athlete with no dramas in your life if you are going to play 60-70 top-flight matches in ten months for club and country. And shagging isn’t good for athletes as Micky from Rocky told us…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ownUn9pQfk&ab_channel=TheRockyGuy
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“WELL LET HER TRAIN YA !!!”
Classic 😂
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Bollox they are all shite it’s a wank game now
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Footballers and their equally vacuous slags.
The footballers have too much money,often aren’t the brightest and yet are treated as demi-gods by their adoring fans.
The WAGS would put up with any humiliation as long as they get to live the “Footballers Wives” lifestyle.
Equally unappealing Cunts.
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I recall, the most honest, and amusing quote a footballer has ever said:
‘In 2011, Mario Balotelli had a car accident. The police arrived at the scene and found £5000 in his car. The police asked him why he had all this money in cash. He replied:
“Because I am rich.”
Wish I was there to hear that.
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Peter Crouch asked what he would be if not a pro footballer reply a virgin.
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Apparently the prick has been crying 😢 in court.
Mrs vardy’s school of acting?
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He must have been watching the MOTD highlights of Utd to get into character.
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Giggs has probably shagged Rebekka Vardy.
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I’d probably give her a go…….hopefully afterward she would lie to all her mates how great I was in bed, and my huge cock.
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That Mendy who’s on trial for multiple rapes will if guilty go down for a long time.
One victim says he assaulted her when she got out of the shower in his house. Alright the offence if true was truly shocking, but wtf was she doing in an isolated mansion owned by said rapist who bragged of 10000 conquests.
They’re probably all telling the truth but fucking hell just stay away.
Dirty cunt
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“Then, for some unknown reason, my dress and knickers just fell off”
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but wtf was she doing in an isolated mansion taking a shower should read
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A coward and a bully for knocking wimminz about. I bet the Leek eating little show pony cunt wouldn’t dare to push blokes around.
He thinks he can use and abuse wimminz coz he’s good at kicking a ball around for 90 mins in front of 1000’s of sheeple who throw lots of their money away by watching useless cunts like this Welsh cockroach each week.
(in some piss-pot stadium situated in a city immigrant-ghetto area)
I hope one of the wimminz he’s abused is related to a Mafia Don and they make this fucking utter cretin fish food. Do the world a favour. CUNT!
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I hope deviant Ryan Giggs dates Amber Heard next.
He headbutts her,
She’ll smash his face in with a half brick while he sleeps.
She used to beat that Johnny Depp till he wept in the corner.
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This bastard cunt has some type of injunction against his brother meaning there’s hardly anything he’s allowed to say publicly about him shagging his wife for all those years.
What a bike and odious piece of dog shot.
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I liked his poetry. It’s a tradition in the valleys I believe and this Giggs is the next in a long line of Welsh bards.
A modern day Dylan Thomas.
I mean, rhyming abs with tabs, better than anything he achieved on the pitch.
Winner, winner, chicken dinner.
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Maybe he’ll be invited to the next Eisteddfod. Dressed in white robes. Like this-
https://museum.wales/articles/1141/Eisteddfod-and-Gorsedd-join-forces/
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Loved by Manchester United fans, and always had people telling him how wonderful he is.
A right nasty little shit, who shat on his ex-wife many times and is doing so again to current girlfriend.
Anyone who shags his brothers wife is a fucking low-life and seems he liked to bully, control and beat up women.
Deserves to go down and have his arse raped.
Utter cunt.
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As a lifelong hardcore Manchester United supporter, this is my view on Ryan Giggs and his current situation. Truth is, Giggs wasn’t as great as some say he was. Sure, he had his moments (that 99 FA Cup semi final replay and a few others), but there were long spells when he did next to fuck all. But he was a Fergie favourite, and he stayed in the team even when Sharpe and Kanchelskis should have been ahead of him. He had talent and he put the effort in (most of the time), but he was there a long time. And as long as Ferguson was in charge, he would get a game, even when he was playing badly. I liked Giggs as a player, but my all time favourite winger is Gordon Hill. Had Merlin not been jettisoned by that cunt, Dave Sexton. I reckon Hilly would have eclipsed Giggs in the scoring stakes, had he stayed at United for a decade or more. For my money. both Hill and Steve Coppell were better than Giggs. And Ronaldo was (still is) better than Giggs. The fact that Giggs is a ‘local lad’ (errr… isn’t he Welsh?) adds to the sentimentality value with some reds. But that means nothing (look at Marcus Rashcunt). Some reds I have spoken to still think Giggs deserves our unquestioning loyalty. Because of who he is and where he is from. But I disagree. Giggs is someone who had everything, he had the lot. Adulation, money, birds on tap, nice house, flash motors, and his health and strength. But that wasn’t enough for him. So why should I care?
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Why doesn’t the fucked up cunt sneak into Ms Sasha J0hnsons hospital bed and bum the filthy vegetable?
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Slap her about a bit, even that head up.
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Shouldn’t Sasha Gobshite be in some sort of vegetable or agricultural journal?
As the first ever black cabbage?😆
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If Giggsy has been a coercing woman battering cunt, then he deserves to go down (he probably won’t though). But, how many wimmin jurors will condemn him simply because they are in ‘Me Too’ mode, and just hate Giggs solely for his philandering antics? Because there are many women – and other woke nutters – these days who consider anything a that straight bloke does is a crime. I hope they actually remember what Giggs is on trial for…
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