A heartfelt cunting for that Shergar-toothed wanker Jurgen Klopp…
This Teutonic tosspot has spent too long in the City of Self-Pity. A couple of weeks ago he was making excuses for his failure to beat newly-promoted Fulham and whining about the pitch being dry. In August. During a drought. Wanker. Now he seems to think his bunch of cunts should be gifted points even when they don’t play. Anything to distract attention from his marquee signing being a headbutting loon or the inability to beat “team of the eighties” Crystal Palace.
Whilst I’m on the subject of my least favourite football club, whenever this bunch of cunts and their ‘knowledgeable’ supporters do anything cuntish – like pissing off the Old Bill in Paris or booing the national anthem – they always go on about being ‘Scouse not English.’ Fine. Fuck off out the English League then. Never understood why teams like Wimbledon and Norwich didn’t sue these pricks out of existence for missing out on European qualification.
Klopp and that slaphead at Abu Dhabi are just chequebook managers. Like to see them trying to manage Colchester United.
This gurning oaf is currently top of my half-brick list.
Nominated by: Emperor of East Anglia
After the Bourmouth result I notice there was another team that conceded 9 in the premiership. Cant remember who exactly. East coast? Somewhere like that.
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Aye, Cuntstable. Andy Cole got five of them.
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Unkle T’s special heater for Jürgen the German
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I hate how they always show the Scouse cunts singing the dreadful ‘You’ll never walk alone,’ just before kickoff. Often the commentator will say some shite like ‘And we’ll be quiet now so you can savour this.’
Here’s the thing. Most of us don’t give a fuck. It’s not some kind of national anthem that we all have to fucking respect.
And you’ll never walk alone? That didn’t seem to be the case for that young keeper who fucked up the the Champion’s League final a few years ago. In bits he was, sobbing and saying sorry to his team mates at the end, who to a fucking ‘man’, pretty much blanked the cunt and left him to it. Including his ‘captain’ (Henderson.)
Klopp is a bellend, yes. Incredible how he’s not sent off more than he is, as he’s always in the fourth official’s face effing and jeffing with his mongy gritted teeth, which make him look like a deranged serial killer.
Add his passive aggressive interviews when his team don’t win, and all in all, he’s at the right fucking club.
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And it’s about time interviewers asked some proper questions instead of the usual boring and dumb, ‘3-0 win away. You must be satisfied with that?’
Why not try, “So Jurgen, can you tell us what your grandparents were doing during World War 2?”
Or to Mo Salad, “So Mo, what do you think of the Jews?”
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Or, ‘Klye. Great result today, you scored. What the viewers would really like to know is, did you also score with a blackmailing tranny brass you allegedly ordered to come to your house on several occasions?’
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‘Kyle’ (allegedly)
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Loved the question about the war. How about asking Klippity if he had his teeth done in Turkey.
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Grate city, Grate people, yep full of Grate cunts.
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I love the Scousers . Not to blame in any way for Hillsborough but those cheeky scamps have smashed their way into a Champions League final without tickets.
After all what could possibly go wrong if too many people got into a stadium.
I’m sure it is usually just dismissed as ‘fierce passion’
Bunch of slack cunts .
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Back in the day they smashed their way into the City ground every year.
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Not forgetting the numerous ‘Munich 58’ banners at Heysel, I’ve seen the picture of that fat cunt Sammy Lee posing in front of a Munich banner before the game and the mass murder started.
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Is he a fucking German?
He might have to return to the Reich this winter if Vlad turns the gas off and the German economy collapses.
Russia 5 Germany Fucked.
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Fuck me! Somebody having a pop at the bin dippers and it’s not Norman!
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Everything touched by Liverpool FC turns to shite! Klopp is more scouse than German now, more excuses than Boris at a garden party during lockdown!
Only scousers have the rare ability to turn reality upside down to ye point everyone ends up apologising to them for the carnage they create.
9 out of 10 times when there’s a problem with football fans it is Liverpool fans.
Cunts!
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I didn’t fully appreciate what cunts the scousers are until my ex boss stabbed me in the back at his exit interview. Thieving treacherous low life scum.
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His actual name is a double barrelled;
Jurgen Klippert-Klopp.
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I’ve got respect for the likes of Souness, Hansen, Rush, even Dalglish. And also Shanks and Paisley. Great players and great managers who knew how to play the game. Kenny Dalglish was – as well as Michel Platini -probably the best opposition player I ever saw play in person. And Keegan was no slouch either. Regardless of the rivarly, those 70s and 80s Liverpool teams were a pleasure to watch (apart from when they got one over on United, of course).
But hateful cunts like Phil Concorde Conk Thompson, Sammy Lee, the cunts who spat at Eric at the end of the 1996 Cup Final, and the bastards who revel in the Munich Air Crash but act all holier than thous over Hillsborough can get frigged.
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As the Krauts used to say in Allo Allo:
Heil Hitler!
Heil Hilter!
Klopp!
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Like a side issue. But Klopp was asked about the little girl that was shot. And an inane respose ‘its a tragedy’. What could he say?
What is it? The innappropriatenees of it. Or something.
Just don’t like it.
A way of putting-back page news having to answer front page news.
Like asking Klopp about the cost of living crisis?
This is why I hate Lineker- he wades into politics, front page news which he has nothing to do with…’expertise’.
Not Klopp’s fault.
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Klop’s ill informed remarks and opinions over the Covid vaccine, are enough alone to make this gurning wanker a contender for cunt of the decade.
Interestingly enough for Klopp and his enthusiasm for all things Covid. His beloved LFC finally got their grubby mitts on the League title for the first time in 3 decades – and had to celebrate in an empty stadium while their fans were locked out.
It’ll be the last one they win for a while. Hope the cunts enjoyed it.
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Even if you agreed or disagreed with the lockdowns, the fact remains that the league season (covid season) continued on the premise that fans of the wining team didn’t come to the ground to celebrate.
The league was on the verge of being canceled, as Liverpool topped the table. The Scouse cunts then whined, “Ah yeez just a jealous canceller, lah! We not gonna do nuffin. We’ll stay in lah, promise.”
So what happened when the title was confirmed? Half of fucking Liverpool turned up to Anfield, of course!
We all knew they’d do it.
Dey do doh don’t dey doh?
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Except for the fact that they’re both cunts, they have absolutely nothing in common.
Klopp is thicker than pigs shit if he doesn’t realise he’ll need a career after playing, or maybe he’s got it all sown up.
Linekar is beyond the pale, he’s actually admitted it, in public.
What a pair.
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Fuck Klopp, fuck football. All cunts.
Isn’t it funny how Pakistan is now begging for humanitarian aid which I find quite rich as these cunts wouldn’t lift a finger to help us in times of need (like now).
My piss will boil if we send aid there, when our government is doing sweet fuck all for UK 🇬🇧 taxpayers.
Most in dakistan hate us so why would we help them anyway, most wanna send a jihadi refugee bomber here.
Fiuck right off and surely with most of your floods you’ve had recently you’ve plenty of dinghies that you cunts use to get from Calais to Dover., so use them.
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Ah, Pakistan. The Islamic State haven, the terrorist stronghold, and the biggest rapist factory in the world. These cunts hid Osama for years, and that’s not their only bit of nastiness. Also, how can they need aid, when the place is fucking empty? Surely it must be by now? Because the UK is fucking full of them, absolutely teeming, an infestation. Because when I got off dialysis last week, I thought I was in Pakistan. Because every cunt I saw that day (apart from the staff) was a Parking Stan Lee. We could get into the thing about them paying in to the NHS or anything else. But we know most of them haven’t.🙄
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As a Sheffield United fan and season ticket holder for 40 years watching us only win the 3rd Division title, it’s the sense of entitlement from Liverpool, Manchester United etc that boils my piss. This cunt epitomises this. Thinking they have a divine right to win everything and if any team has the temerity to actually out fight and beat them, watch the gurning wanker throw a hissy fit. It’s not happened a lot, but when we’ve actually beaten a supposed top six side, suck on that you twats.
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I agree, Bob. I also dislike ‘fans’ who expect the title or any major trophies. When their current period ends (because one day it will), some Manchester City fans will have that feeling that they have the ‘right’ to win things. Especially the out of the woodwork gloryhunting ones they have got since 2010/2011.
As a Newton Heath lad and as a Stretford Ender since 1974, my best times were the Docherty years. The amazing support, a great team and the attacking football. The Big Ron years were also (mostly) like that That’s all I wanted and that’s all I want now. I just want Ten Hag to turn us back into a team to be feared and reckoned with.
I hate these millennial and social media United ‘fans’ who don’t even know who Bryan Robson is, never mind Martin Buchan or Gordon Hill. They make me totally sick, Clueless out of town knobends and a lot of foreign tosspots, all of whom have never even been near Manchester. I hate them and I have always hated them, gloryhunting cunts. I hate the current owners and I have not bought a replica shirt for well over 20 years. I have a new and beautifully made replica of the 1977 Admiral shirt that we used to have, and I am proud to wear it. But the Glazers and all the bandwagon jumping post-premiership ‘fans’ can fuck off.
Doc’s Red Army!
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Thanks Norm, wasn’t aimed at yourself. Obvious to anyone your a proper Manchester United fan. I think Fergie used to have a soft spot for the Blades. Let us train on the Old Trafford pitch before the 2003 semi final and told Wenger to go and fuck himself when he asked too. Top bloke.
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Cheers Bob. I also hate these English cunts who ‘support’ Real Madrid and Barcelona (Sky Sports have a lot to answer for). These fuckwits swan around in their Real and Barca shirts, like they are the fucking bee’s knees. But ask them about Gento, Di Stefano, Puskas, Cruyff, Schuster, Neeskens and the like, they just look blank like the clueless gloryhunting knobs that they are. They don’t even know that Slimy Lineker played for Barca. Or that Gorton Globetrotters manager, Pep Fraudiola was Barcelona captain. Absolute planks.😒
Also, one of my neighbours wore a Sheffield United shirt when he first moved into our street. He now wears a Liverpool one. Nothing much to say about that, is there?🙄
Hope The Blades have a good season.😉
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Cheers Norm, you too.
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As a former season ticket holder at the Arsenal, my favourite time was 78-82. And we were fucking shite. We had a very good first eleven, as good as any, but nothing beyond that.
Just enjoyed the atmosphere, terraces, the very non pc songs and those cup runs when the cup meant everything.
Yes, I enjoyed George Graham’s team, if a little four at times, but that back 4 was like a fucking 200ft wall across the penalty area. Telepathic they were (Dixon, Winterburn, Adams and Bould).
Wenger’s teams were great of course, pure poetry, but as good as Henry, Pires, Vieira et al were, the crowds had started to become filled with snobby cunts and everything became expensive as fuck.
Once it went woke, I couldn’t because with going anymore. You can be told off for celebrating too loudly at the Emirates. Or kicked out for swearing “There are women and children here, Sir. Please don’t swear”
Well they fucking well shouldn’t be here anyway, unless they’re ok with how football crowds have been for over a century.
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Given who Mike supports it’s wonderful shithousery by admin to put this cunting up the day after their 9-0 win.
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I wish this walking denture commercial would fall down a well. Cunt.
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This cunt is a footballist? Yawn. Are the useless overpaid pussy wipes still kneeling down before a game?
Kick-ballism is mind control for the masses. A useful distraction to keep the proles focused on a pointless bag of wind whilst important shit goes on under the radar.
And factor in the whinging, permanent victims of scouserland to this, I really could not give a flying fuck.
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