Lurpak butter is now nearly a tenner (for 1Kg tub – Day Admin) in supermarkets.
It’s having to have security tags put on it,
To stop shoplifting crumpet enthusiasts pocketing it.
A tenner for fucking butter!
I wouldn’t mind but Lurpak is shite.
It’s not that good.
I buy Aldi s own salted butter it’s much better and a lot cheaper.
Lurpak is for posers
Designer tag butter
I wouldn’t grease my arse with it. (I can’t unthink that image! – Day Admin)
Nominated by: Miserable northern cunt
Slightly off topic but Tesco can fuck right off.
I’ve noticed a few times now on the radio they’ve mentioned the cost of living crisis and giving all this touchy feely nonsense about how they care.
This being a crisis that they’ve helped create.
Here’s a novel idea Tesco. You’ve made record profits over the past couple of years. How about you stop profiteering and putting your prices up to fleece your customers you greedy cocksuckers.
How about you have a nice big glass of shut the fuck up before you start preaching and virtue signalling.
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