Boris remorse is a cunt.
People were calling for his head and basically crucified him and now I’m hearing “bring back Boris” and he “wasn’t that bad”
Look, he was a lying fat cunt who couldn’t tell the truth if it did a dance in front of him. He used this inability to tell the truth to protect crooks and thieves and make some of the worst decisions I have ever seen.
He’s fiddled around the edges while inflation has shot up, he became obsessed with being some kind of dollar store Churchill by poncing around in the fucking Ukraine while we pay £4.50 for a pack of coconut macaroons.
His wife is a horse faced power hungry trollop who dictated policy on all things woke and green by tugging on his cock.
He watched while billions were handed to crooks during the scamdemic and he delivered the worst Brexit possible.
All in all, fuck off Boris….you won the election by campaigning on the right but in power you “governed” on the left if you did anything at all that is.
Rishi, Keir and all the other nobodies can eat shit and die too…cunts.
Nominated by: Spanky Mc Spank
In light of our impending doom from climate Armageddon in the next few days, PM Boris has summoned his inner Churchill and issued the following statement:
‘We shall sunbathe on the beaches, we shall sunbathe on the landing grounds, we shall sunbathe in the fields and in the streets, we shall sunbathe in the hills; we shall never surrender.’
Brings a lump to the throat, doesn’t it?
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I despised Boris,
But doubt any of the candidates for replacing him will be any better?
Looks like itll be that greasy little shitweazel Rishi Suntan?
That cat at number 10 will be in the curry.
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I don’t think many of the members will vote for him, it will stick in the throat that less than a hundred years since we left India we are now making an Indian PM.
It could be viewed as the final surrender of GB to globalisation.
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Thank dog for racism.!
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“What happened to the other candidates?”
“I exterminated them…”
“Now you know what’s wrong with the curry!”
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I can see why some cunts might have ‘Boris remorse’ when you see what’s going to replace him. Other than the black bird, who won’t win anyway, it’s meet the new boss, same as the old boss. Same green bullshit, same pandering to the alphabet mob, same immo invasion, same prices going through the roof, same wokie nonsense.
Starmzy in number 10 is inevitable if you ask me.
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Jesus what will that lot do, glad the contrick hoax fucked my business and I’m sat on my arse looking at a bank account that should keep us for 20 years accounting for massive inflation. Wonder why my interest rates haven’t gone up.
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Very well said I agree totally and the new cunt puppet in chief will be another WEF tosser.
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Lying is what all politicians do. Some do it with their fingers crossed, a bit of a cheeky grin. That was Boris – say what you like, he never took himself too seriously, and could laugh at himself.. He never lied about his background, though – no “dad was a [simple, poor] toolmaker who worked 13 hours a day” shit for him – he wouldn’t have been afraid to admit Stanley, his dad, owned the company and was filthy rich. He wouldn’t have been too “modest” to admit to being a multi-millionaire with properties in expensive parts of London and Surrey.
He didn’t give sanctimonious lectures, forever complimenting himself on his “integrity”, to the point of mental masturbation. He wasn’t too “right on” to appease trannies, dykes and poofters – or as he called them – “tank topped bum boys”. He was my kind of leader.
We are all flawed – Boris was no exception and never denied it.
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He was still a fucking useless cunt, action not words the fucking shit weasel
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I did laugh when it was published that Boris was having a party at Chequers whilst the cabinet had a Cobra meeting. No fucks given.
Boris Is a sheep in wolves clothing and as many have said incapable of telling the truth. Politics is professional lying, the clever bit is the pretence that they are all right honourable and would never lie. They can’t even call each other liars in the commons. Boris works on the Hogwartz principle, once he says something it magically transforms into the truth.
I very much doubt that Boris feels he let himself or anyone else down but he’s sure as hell let down the millions who gave him the large majority at the last election.
Not one of them qualifies for my vote. I won’t be voting again until someone with the guys to be honest steps forward and speaks the truth to us. They also need to have the wisdom to know that we are intelligent enough to vote for a harder reality than impossible unicorn policies that will never come true.
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It’s a shit show of dodgy cunts stabbing each other in the back, honestly it’s an exhibition of cunts in the highest order, one cunt is as bad if not worse that the other.
Now I think is the time to do away with government all together and take our chances, we won’t be any more at risk that this circus show of lying, dishonest bunch of useless cunts…
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An “honest lawyer?” There was a pub by that name, I used back in the 70’s, in Folkestone, Kent. That said it all, because I never met one!
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Vote for: Bad Enoch* ✖️
The opposition will go into meltdown!
* © Cuntfinder General
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Pity there isn’t one
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Enoch Powell is the greatest PM we never had. The public wanted him but the attacks on him were relentless by Heath and co.
An IQ through the roof and a visionary. Makes today’s lot look like a bunch of special bus rejects.
Enoch was right!
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RTC-she would get my vote-out of that line up.
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She is by far the most impressive candidate.
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I thought she was the cleaner!
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@MNC
Lol
If true, she’d probably do a better job than the useless, chinless toffs they usually put in power.
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Could Corbyn have been any worse ?
I seriously doubt it.
Either way we didn’t get a proper Brexit. I realised my vote had been robbed , and the game was up, when the fat cunt didn’t push to get Big Ben chiming to celebrate leaving the Brussels cabal.
Two more years of the same shit foisted on us from another entitled cunt in No 10, also purely there to feather their own nest, and then the “rainbow coalition from hell” (Labour/Lib-Dem/SNP anybody?!). There’ll be independence votes every six months (a le EU until the correct result is obtained) and free bum fucking courses at your local health centre. They’ll even probably dust off the old Mulberry Harbours and press them back into service to help bolster the number of dingy raiders who can land in a day.
We are truly Fucked!
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Brilliant.
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I wonder when India or Pakistan will be celebrating a honky of British descent as their PM?
Oh, that’s right. Fucking never!
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To be honest it doesn’t fucking matter which twat they put in.
Sunak. That jugsy bird.
Different promises, same results.
Put that cat in charge.
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The cat would make an awesome PM
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Yours looks like its giving a speech from a rostrum.
Probably makes more sense than most of the cunts in Parliament.
Gets my vote.
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Just wait until the replacement gets in and isn’t the media choice, they will dig and keep digging until they find a rusty knife.
Boris was disliked by the media, described as our version of Trump, after he got the 80 seat majority it was get Boris, his problem was that he should have been fucking smarter and not allowed himself to be fucked over. He had the gift if the gab and was a full on personality but had no idea how to ‘protect his bubble’
Silly cunt could have been in No 10 for a decade if he had an ounce of common sense, surrounding yourself with fucking dickheads in Downing Street wasn’t a good idea.
Of course the Covid pandemic didn’t help!
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Covid scam in which he was part of I suspect by blackmail and that cunt wife should be executed as a green witch.
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Doubt ill ever vote for a political party again.
Certainly not Labour or Conservative.
I feel let down by both,
And theres no real difference between them.
Politicians are cunts,
Thats a given.
No party or candidate has my support.
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Two cheeks of the same arse mate. All duplitous cunts. Fucking hang one cunt a week until they put the interests of the people of the U.K first.
Enjoying the heat all?
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Fuck this shit. I’m getting the fuck out of Dodge the second my investment portfolio pays off.
At least the socialist dictatorship government where I’m headed don’t try and disguise the fact that they’re a socialist dictatorship, suckling on the teat of EU funding.
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Good fucking riddance to the piglet that finally ran out of grease.
Dishonest, incompetent, lazy lying cunt.
Of the shower of shit that have put themselves forward, ironically, only the black lady has any credibility.
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Boris is an unprincipled socialist who wouldn’t recognise the truth if it jumped on top of him and shaved off his scruffy mop. He successfully pulled the wool over the eyes of millions (me included) into thinking he actually believed in Brexit, rather than it being a vehicle to further his own political ambition.
The stupid cunt handed his verminous colleagues and the MSM loaded shotguns, painted a target on his forehead and they duly obliged. Fuck knows what duplicitous fuck-nugget we’ll get next.
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I didn’t like, or remotely trust, the scruffy cunt from the word go and, sadly, my inner predictions of him being a useless cunt were more than proved correct.
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I let my heart rule my head and naively put aside my nagging doubts. Just about every politician I’ve known has been a colossal, monumental letdown and the Jellycunt has been no different, just worse.
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I concur
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I will say that it was unusual for a PM not see see out their first term in charge.
Happens a lot now.
He deserves to go for being shite anyway, but I think social media is going to make things much harder for any PM to see out their term.
Not too bothered though.
All cunts!
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Alright, alright, alright.
I don’t have a dog in this fight.
He’s a compuslive liar. Like the rest of them.
Hopefully when he’s gone they’ll eventually scrap the completely unfeasible idea of replacing gas boilers with those utterly useless water pump things.
My boiler is only about 4 years old anyway and cost an arm and a leg.
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My boiler is 26 years old next month it’s like triggers brush, new fan new circuit board x2; umpteen new sensors, new gas valve, new pressure switch, it’s fucking brand new.
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That’s the thing that sticks in my craw. Boris promised Brexit and seemed to be a conservative. My expectation was Brexit, low taxes, low immigration, less PC bollox. Whereas Corbyn couldn’t say where he stood on Brexit and promised massive public spending and taxation.
I think it was a given what Corbyn would have delivered. Boris though gave us the same, shitty, BRINO May had been kicked out for, carried on with the £trillions committed to Net Zero whilst throwing taxpayers money around as quickly as he could get it into the air, ramped taxes up and jumped on every virtue signalling bandwagon that would support his great bulk. Lies. All
Lies that got him elected. Nobody mentions those though. He lied about promoting a homosexual so, for that, he must go. Lie about how you will govern the country? Fair game. Lie about an uphill gardener though and that’s you finished.
What are you selling Mr Corbyn? A nice brick of shit. No sale.
What are you selling Mr Johnson? A nice shiny gold bar and you can pay later. Sold out! Hang on – this gold bar is actually a brick of shit – Johnson, Johnson, Johnson…
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Considering ‘johnson’ is American slang for a cock, it seems totally appropriate as his surname.
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They are all a bunch of useless cunts funny there are 750 of erm and they don’t have a clue how to run the fucking country. 1 stop these poncining cunts coming over 2send the shitbags that’s here back 3stop giving my money to foreign cunts and trim the useless fucking shitbags in parliament and the House of Lords and make me fucking chancellor
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How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb?
A: 751. 750 to argue, bicker, virtue signal and generally add no value and one to change the light bulb. [That’s why the lightbulb never gets changed folks – there are only 750 of these wastes of skin!]
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The politico that tried changing the bulb would get electrocuted anyway.
Carrie Pooter is an evil tramp. If we’d just had a normal PM that stuffs a citrus fruit in his gob, plastic bag over his head, oilskins and fishnets – a bit like granny Angela – and hangs upside down in a wardrobe, everything would be a lot better. Oh, and gets himself whipped with electrical cable, after turning his bedside photo of Mummy to face the wall…
Indeed, no-one’s perfect…
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Useless meat bags as Bender would say
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I could,through gritted teeth,have put up with the cronyism,dishonesty and incompetence….fuck, it’s what politicians do and Boris was at least a bit of a laugh…but when you’re in charge of a Government that puts people under virtual house arrest while allowing and attending parties yourself in No.10..that’s fucking it for me….the contempt for “ordinary” people demonstrated by those actions was disgraceful. It’s all very well saying “it was only a couple of drinks”,which I agree it was…very trivial in the grand scheme of things but when you’re in charge,you must be above reproach and follow YOUR rules to the letter.
Utterly contemptible Man.
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Totally agree – the sort of shyster who would welch on a deal before he’d even finished shaking your hand. (As has proven the case.)
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The only thing you can depend on is that the new leader will be a tory. And there’s been so many candidates because there isn’t a leader amongst them. Just like last time.
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I doubt they’ll be a ‘tory’ either.
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Me too. They’re all contemptible though, Starmer gets off with it, even though the curry and beers in a smallish room was definitely not allowed in my workplace at the time. Sturgeon and Drakeford had similar instances but got fuck all press.
All cunts.
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Aye…but they didn’t make the rules.
Personally I think all these instances of “rule-breaking”…even Johnson’s…were silly and trivial….but Johnson made the rules so he should have fucking stuck to them and made it quite clear to his staff,and woman, that he,and they,must be seen to be whiter-than-white.
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I agree completely. My minor point was only to add that whoever would have been king cunt would have probably done the same.
As Teddy Roosevelt said to me as we were running up Utah beach looking for cover from German rifle fire, ‘fuck me sideways, that was close!’
Afternoon Dick. 🙂
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Well,well,well…. After reading your claim, I’ve just read ,backwards and forwards,”The Full and Complete Total Autobiography of Theodore Roosevelt from First Breath to Final Fart” and can find no mention of you or the incident that supposedly happened….How do you explain that ?
I warn you…I will go into a very,very long-winded synopsis unless you publicly admit that you are “Gutstick the Dreadful Liar” .
#Abortion Buckets Matter
#Trump Pushed Ivana down the Stairs
# Armed Resistance to Pesky Schoolkids.
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Aye, he did an all. Didn’t like to talk about it, trying to look tough in front of the other lads.
Oh and he was dead, which was only a slight impediment to his career. Typical officer, shit with maps.
PS, thanks for that belly laugh Dick, highlight of my afternoon. 😎
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Agreed
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A very good nom, and in my opinion I agree wholeheartedly that Boris was a fat useless cunt. We must now make way for the next fat useless cunt ( or skinny useless cunt )
Same shit, same depth same smell…All Shit !
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I wouldn’t mind a go on that Penny Moribund.
Boris is a useless fat dithering cunt.
Time for beer!
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Join the queue!
There’s a nice looking darky bird on the 1922 Committee…
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Dar Quay…
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Mordaunt is Mavis May and Johnson rolled into one, with added woke and zero charisma.
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She reminds me of a sort of vampire.
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I am forlorn at his departure. I feel like this about it-
https://youtu.be/w-l5FyA3pgo
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Despondent? Don’t know who to vote for? Vote SEMTEX ! Yay ! Works every time !
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Boris was fucked the moment he ditched Dominic Cummings.
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Have to agree with that. C*mmings got him to where he was and he didn’t last long after he kicked his arse down the road. Ironically The Jellyfish’s decline began when he protected C*mmings over the Barnard Castle business.
Stupid toff cunt.
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Oh fuck off he was just another bum boy wanker doing dirty deals for the cunts.
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Haven’t bothered to watch the debates and do not plan to. I think it will be either Itchy Ballsack or the poundshop Mrs T, Liz Truss. Penny Mordaunt seems too much like Boris, lazy, flipflopping and doesn’t do detail.
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‘Boris urges new tory leader to get Brexit done’ One of the tabloids declared this week. I thought he’d said he fucking had? Useless wanker!
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He not only didn’t but never had any intention of doing so.
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I get cronyism.
If I could help out mates and family to a lucrative position,
Im honest enough to admit to myself id do it.
Surround yourself with loyal people at the same time.
But he was a weak leader.
And woke as fuck.
All he cared about was him image on the world stage.
Virtue signalling over ukraine,
Net zero green bullshit,
Etc
Remember when Trump attended some meeting with the leaders of the EU?
And they all blanked him?
Took the piss behind his back?
Boris joined in.
Despite all the talk of being allies,
And ‘special relationship’.
Weak woke Albino.
Good riddance.
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Was that the one where the Don pushed some cunt from a pointless Euro state out of the way.
That was awesome. I love the Don
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Turkish cunt.
Get To Fuck.
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Leadership candidates;
Tomorrow 3.00pm
Bike sheds
Somewhere in Worcestershire.
Lets get this tedious shit show sorted out.
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🤣🤣🤣🤣 Or are they Keyboard Warriors – those cunts never turn up, you know!
Come on, Hate filled cunt, aka The Worcestershire Warrior aka Ronnie Pickering, where are you??? Still waiting for that pro-abortionist to turn up?🥊🥊
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There’s the challenge from Captain Irony, on the table:
“Any issues feel free to come visit me, lets have this discussion face to face, not that the sackless cucks on the internet are generally brave enough. I live in Worcestershire so any takers drop me a message as I’d never back down. Keyboard warriors need not apply as those cunts never turn up.”
You fucking heard, Fishy Sunak et al.
Don’t keep him waiting.
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The lying Fat Albino Jellyfish can fuck right off. My real fear is the cunt who will replace him and drag us kicking and screaming back into the EU Reich shit show, then we’ll be really fucked.
The next Tory leader will of course also pave the way for for Dame Kweer Starmer and his horde of left wing anti British fuck monkies to get the keys to number 10. Plus Jeanette McKrankie will get her second referendum (and win)
Kiss goodbye to the sovereign state and say hello to the friendly locals from Africa and the middle East who’ll be moving into a housing estate near you soon (paid for of course by you-Thanks counters!!)
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They are all shite.Mogg for PM instead.Boul them all in horse piss.Traitors.
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