I’ve only seen this shit once, thankfully, and it might even have been pulled, hopefully.
Anyway, said advert features a cartoon mum and daughter. The kid tells mum that she had plant based chicken wings for lunch at school and asks it they can have them at home. Mum umms and ahhs and can’t answer, allowing the nauseating, sanctimonious little brat to ask if she’s scared of change etc…
At the end of her preaching, the brat then changes the subject to spare mum any further embarrassment, as the little smartarse has so clearly got the better of the stupid adult.
Fuck Birdseye, I haven’t bought their products for years, it’s overpriced and not particularly better than other brands. Certainly won’t buy their stuff again.
Nominated by: mystic maven
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and seconded by: General Cuntster
I would like to endorse and second this nomination.
Here’s another Birdseye commercial (advert) for meat free burgers which I believe was run or is currently being run in your market. Here another cartoon character attempts to chastise you into going green:
Stay tuned for Bugbugers coming soon to a market near you.
Fucking cunts!
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and we’re also be told to eat bugs to save the planet, according to Cuntybollocks
Eat bugs and save the planet
I keep hearing all sorts of shite about how we should all eat bugs. This is now being touted for schoolchildren.
I’m sure the kids will be well pleased, when they have a bowl of grasshoppers instead of a burger and chips. I can see the fat council estate mums feeding chips and pizza through the school gates, after their ‘piglet children’ (copyright DF) complain about their new menus, fit for a starving Ethiopian.
I bet things were never this bad for ‘starving’ Marcus Radford.
To be honest, I’d rather the planet fucking die rather than eat fucking locusts.
What’s for my tea later? Steak. A proper one.
Shove these bugs up your arse. I’d rather eat my shoes.
Vegetarian not meat OK, but what is the point of making this stuff look like meat, how the fuck can chicken wings be made from plants. Are we talking Chernobyl chicken or some other Frankenstein type horror. My fucking head will explode soon from all this shite, what with men having babies and women sporting dicks this country has gone fucking head the ball and no mistake.
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just rename them, burgers for cunts.
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Whenever they bring this virtue signalling shit out I alway think they should change the label from ‘suitable for vegans’ to ‘not suitable for carnivores’. Makes more sense.
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Just back from Richmond (the real one up North, not the poncey one near London). Proper fucking butchers – boiled gammons, knuckles, home made black pudding, etc., etc.. Yeah – fuck your bugs.
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I’m surprise Captain Birdseye wasn’t investigated as part of Operation Yew Tree.
1970s+ ship full of children = nonce.
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Excellent cunting, the Birds Eye ad is a real piss boiler. Stupid adult is too fearful of something new that she hasn’t been serving up some fungus crap to her daughter.
I got back from the pub last night without seeing this nomination and was actually looking up their complaints address :
Birds Eye Limited Freepost
ADM3939
London
SW1A 1YS
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Leave the bug eating for the eggs and spoons and the rinkydinks, mc plant burgers for the limp arsed vegans.
As long as there are cow, pigs, chickens fish I’m going to be eating that,I can see it now, dick heads scraping blue bottles off fly strips into the fryer,,,, sorry no fryer because that uses veg oil, blue bottle toasted sandwiches….. Enjoy mother fuckers, meanwhile I’m going to chuck another ribeye on the bbq…
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Let’s hope they don’t put Bear Grylls in charge of the menu, that bugger will eat anything 🤮
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You can’t please everyone
https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2022/jul/31/home-office-contractor-serco-gives-children-hotel-food-containing-worms?CMP=Share_AndroidApp_Other
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Apparently that Hollywood loony and prize superwhore, Slagelina Jolie makes her kids eat bugs. All the money in the world, can afford any food she likes, and she’s making her kids eat fucking bugs?! If this raddled old slut wasn’t rich and famous, she’d have been sectioned and certified years ago. I knew she was a Grade A Weirdo, but that is taking the piss. What a fucking cunt she is…🙄
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Birds Eye are thick cunts, aren’t they?
The majority of this country is not vegan. Also, the vast majority of people who purchase Birds Eye goods buy products like beefburgers, fish fingers, chicken nuggets and stuff like that.
A bit bloody stupid pissing off a load of meat and fish buying/eating customers by lecturing them about all this woke vegan cunt crap. I hope their sales plummet drastically. The cunts deserve it.
Also, every vegan I have ever met or come across ever has been a complete and utter cunt. Every single one. They are bastards.
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i’ll be eating horses before bugs, although crustaceans are arthropods so I’m already ‘doing my bit’.
Seafood is a bit dodgy in my experience and don’t eat too much of it.
There’s always deer, the aforementioned horses and vegans themselves.
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I’ve had frogs legs. They are like greasy chicken.
Snails are not that bad. But eating bugs? Screw that.
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