Birdseye Advert and Bug Eating

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I’ve only seen this shit once, thankfully, and it might even have been pulled, hopefully.

Anyway, said advert features a cartoon mum and daughter. The kid tells mum that she had plant based chicken wings for lunch at school and asks it they can have them at home. Mum umms and ahhs and can’t answer, allowing the nauseating, sanctimonious little brat to ask if she’s scared of change etc…

At the end of her preaching, the brat then changes the subject to spare mum any further embarrassment, as the little smartarse has so clearly got the better of the stupid adult.

Fuck Birdseye, I haven’t bought their products for years, it’s overpriced and not particularly better than other brands. Certainly won’t buy their stuff again.

Birdseye Link

Nominated by: mystic maven

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and seconded by: General Cuntster

I would like to endorse and second this nomination.

Here’s another Birdseye commercial (advert) for meat free burgers which I believe was run or is currently being run in your market. Here another cartoon character attempts to chastise you into going green:

Stay tuned for Bugbugers coming soon to a market near you.

You Tube Link

Fucking cunts!

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and we’re also be told to eat bugs to save the planet, according to Cuntybollocks

Eat bugs and save the planet

I keep hearing all sorts of shite about how we should all eat bugs. This is now being touted for schoolchildren.

I’m sure the kids will be well pleased, when they have a bowl of grasshoppers instead of a burger and chips. I can see the fat council estate mums feeding chips and pizza through the school gates, after their ‘piglet children’ (copyright DF) complain about their new menus, fit for a starving Ethiopian.

I bet things were never this bad for ‘starving’ Marcus Radford.

To be honest, I’d rather the planet fucking die rather than eat fucking locusts.

What’s for my tea later? Steak. A proper one.

Shove these bugs up your arse. I’d rather eat my shoes.

GB News Link

 

109 thoughts on “Birdseye Advert and Bug Eating”

  1. Eating bugs? Millions of squint-eyes can’t be wrong. Mind you, they eat delicious pooches at the Yulin Dog eating festival, the barbaric yellow shitstains.
    There’s definitely some push for it though, the bugs…anything to do with übercunt Bill Gates owning more US farmland than anyone else?

    • You don’t mean Bill “big farmer” Gates do you Thomas?

      He only wants what’s best for humanity. Surely everybody knows that.

    • I wont be eating bugs.
      Im a fussy eater.
      Or vegan shite.

      “How can you have any pudding,
      If you dont eat your meat?! ”
      P.floyd

    • Mnc@ – By jingo Mnc – that were broadcast straight from t’ living room!
      Father and 8 siblings couldn’t appear as the had a touch o’ t’ diphtheria! 😀

      • Wont hear a white working class kid from the North singing the praises of beefburgers anymore Foxy.
        Not on telly anyway.

        Might be that prince George saying his nanny makes him cochroachburgers?

        “One loves them!”

  3. Even better, they’re now saying you shouldn’t whine about bugs in food because you’re already eating them, ha!

    That revelation doesn’t make it any better. It just made me go ‘What the fuck?’ and demand to know who’s been putting locusts in my food, so I could sue the cunts.

    Seems they’re talking about natural, accidental contamination, which happens in tiny amounts during food production. I believe (and I’m no expert, it was some cunt on the telly) if we wanted food with zero contaminants, almost no food would get produced.

    It’s rather different having a microscopic piece of a bug’s antenna in a vat of chocolate to shoving 200 locusts into a fucking pie.

    Bugs? I’m having a steak you cunts.

    And I bet Greta won’t be eating this shite either!

    • Vegans wont want a woodlice stirfry.
      They faint at sausages.

      So chewing on maggots an stuff is out of the question.

    • It’s ridiculous really isn’t it?

      It’s like saying “You don’t eat spiders? Well statistically you’ve swallowed many in your life time while sleeping so you might as well chow down!”

  6. Can see the new advert

    Will it be worms or little grubs?
    Will it be beetles or buzzy bees?
    Will it be woodlice?
    Fried earwigs’ tits?
    You’ll have to wait and see

    Hope it’s nits, it’s nits
    We hope it’s nits, it’s nits…

    • 😂👍 brilliant CB.

      Off optic but was just flicking through the shite on the telly and the Charity Shield match is on ITV and guess what… Yes a female co commentator appears to be shrieking hysterically like a cat being stabbed.
      I’ve missed the kneeling part sadly but I might watch for a while with the sound muted.

      • Yes, the rule seems to be women can ‘commentate’ (shriek) on men’s football, but not the other way around.

        Women’s football is just one big butch lezza fest. Balding presenting and lezza ‘pundits’, mostly dark key, of course!

        I wish they’d just fuck off away from men’s sports coverage. Fucking sick of them now.

      • Very observant of you Miles as it shows that you care about bugs lives matter.
        Where do i sign up, too donate ?

      • Naa facing Mecca, throats slit in accordance with our new rules! If you don’t comply it’s hate crime!

      • My late Dad used always refer to a salad when served as a bugs bunny and immediately looked for bread and butter to make it palatable. my Mam was not amused by this.

  7. Out on the bikes in Epping Forest earlier,ate quite a few bugs,one up the nose as well.They’re pretty tasteless and certainly don’t fill you up,fortunately,we stopped at a cafe and snaffled half a small pig between us.
    Captain Birdseye can fuck the fuck off,the fucking kiddy fiddler.

  8. Stop whinging we eat 140,000 insect bits a year without knowing…
    Bloke down the pub just told me..

  9. Just imagine what eating insects will do for your social credit score in the not too distant future.

    You’ll be entitled to all sorts of luxuries such as free electricity for your one bedroom pod.
    Free electricity credits to charge your car or perhaps a load of free subscriptions for all the latest woke box sets for you to watch while you devours your locust and lettuce baguette.

    As long as your vaccine status is always up to date, you haven’t exceeded your carbon credit allowance and you haven’t purchased any meat based products in the last 12 months then the opportunities for happiness in the coming utopia are seemingly endless.

    Meh.

    • I’m confused. I thought many insect species were in decline. You can take part in a survey about insect numbers by counting the amount of dead insects on your number plate after a long journey and then logging them on a website. It seems to be the case that there are now about 80 or 90% less than there were in say the 1970’s. So where are the insects that we will all be eating going to come from? I don’t fancy having a colossal locust rearing factory down the road from me. Also what about the animals and birds that eat insects, wouldn’t we be depriving them of food? The usual big pile of unconsidered cunt dreamed up by communists.

  10. I did eat lemon ants once, just out of curiosity. They did taste of lemons, but I’d rather go to Gregg’s.

  11. Bugs, eh? As long as the taste and texture’s good, and they’re nutritious, who gives a fuck? Apart from the bugs. And the terminally squeamish, obviously.

    • I eat prawns which are oceanic bottom-feeders and still have an intact shit pipe so I’m fairly easy-going when it goes to food.

      For me though, texture is important too. Meal worms are basically beetle maggots and I’ve seen images of meal worm burgers which are poorly minced so you can still see some intact skins which puts me right off.

  12. Meat free burger?
    Plant based chicken ?

    A contradiction in terms.

    Take your processed slugs and fuck off before I stick a steak knife through your half starved carcass.

    CUNTS.

  13. It’s going to take slaughterhouses a very long time to kill each and every insect using a miniscule bolt gun.

      • And as long as no other locusts witness the locust having it’s throat slashed then that should be good enough for Abdul and Ali’s supper wrap later down the taxi rank later.

  14. Anyone seen the irritating ad for ‘The Vegan Butcher”?
    Imagine the titanic levels of smug cuntiness of each employee of that company, the Guardian-reading, bicycling, Jamie Oliver-loving pricks.

  15. In the future will halal soylent green be available? Asking for a mate.

  16. As I seconded this nomination I had another link prepared. This one from the WEF (World Economic Forum) and the gang at Davos:

    https://youtu.be/ghVxhgHGBgg

    Also there is an article on the WEF website entitled; Why we need to give insects the role they deserve in our food systems.

    I was unable to link to it, but if you Google the title you will find it. It’s a mind blowing read.

    • Hi General, I’m going to get in on the ground floor ready for when there’s no fuel available to any bugger this winter.
      Pasteurised insect flour used to make yummy cannabıs granola.
      1/4 of a slice and you’ll not give a shit that the general public are dying from hypothermia inside their own homes this Christmas day to due a lack of central heating gas.
      No money or crypto for payment, just pay with meat, rice and pasta.
      Or my customers can pay with the body parts of their recently starved relatives so I can make black pudding.

      • I’m right there with you Mr Cunt Engine. But I would start right away. Millions of people die every day and what do we do? Waste time and resources digging holes, sticking them in precious wooden containers, dumping the lot into said holes and then fill them in again. What a fucking waste. I have long been an advocate of whipping these carcasses off to the meat factories and into the supermarket asap after death.

        Just think, the NHS could become self sufficient in meat if it played its cards right, thus saving the taxpayer a bundle which could be used to fund sex change operations and tattoo removals, not to mention silicone beef-ups for aspiring models and ladies of distinction. Rend Emily Thornpiggery down to make candles, we’re going to need all we can get when the lights go out. As that shit stain Eddie Izzard once said, “the possibilities are endless”.

  17. I’ve genuinely eaten/tried most things.

    Woodlice are vile, bitter little things. Centipedes and earwigs are similar.

    Spiders are tasteless.

    Other things include, worms, – taste ok but are full of soil, hence being very gritty between the teeth.

    Slugs……Don’t even consider it. Rancid taste. You will not finish one.

    Maggots are tasty,- I used to always pinch a few whilst fishing.

    Snails are very palatable boiled, don’t attempt to de-shell them first though.

    Insects in this country are far too small to eat surely?

    What are we going to eat, a bucket load of greenfly?

    Another vile tasting experiment was a badger.
    Fatty and tasted like cheesy rancid pork.
    If you see a fresh one by the roadside,- leave it where it is.

      • I’m not French Mis.

        I’ve just got a very sophisticated palate.

        Try a few snails. You’ll be pleasantly surprised.

      • Yes, please.

        I hope that it’s a rib of beef served medium-rare, with a homemade caramelised onion chutney.

  18. The magnitude of cuntishness is hard to believe. Either they suffer from cognitive dissonance or we do.

    Literally sit there with a half benign\half self satisfied smug look on their faces telling us we will own nothing, eat insects and live in high rise cities calling sleep pods home and we’ll be happy

    We’ll use digital income the world central bank can switch off at will and restrict what you can spend it on, but we’ll be happy.

    Dig deeper and you’ll find a lot of other things they will do for us so we’re happy.

    Does anyone believe these cunts won’t live in big houses in the space we will be prohibited from going to?

    Take away all the green tree hugging wokery and your looking at the communist manifesto sold to the Russians in 1917.

    These cunts are attempting to bring forth a dystopia and we are meant to cheer it on.

    They are constructing our prison.

    • I only just realised today that I’d never actually watched Soylent Green so I watched it….. never knew it was a documentary.

      Global Warming (allegedly) – check
      Over-population – check
      Food shortages – check
      Mass homelessness – check
      Riots – check
      Police State brutality – check

      And although we haven’t reached this point yet but it’s coming:

      Countryside cordened-off from the plebs – check
      The rich and powerful still eating meat and other produce not available to the plebs – check

  19. If people want to eat this shite, that’s up to them. What I have a problem with is the use of the word “burger”. A burger conjures up images of a round seasoned beef patty. If your product isn’t a round seasoned beef patty, then it’s not a burger. Kindly find another name for it and stop trading off another food you have zero association with. Cunts.

  21. A pound of slow smoked marbled brisket seved on butcher paper with a large Iced tea. A spicy-sweet sauce to dip each mouth watering bite.
    Yum!
    My birthday is in a week (turning 50) and I believe I will indulge in just that. For any visiting the southern U.S. I like Rudy’s. It’s also fun to try places in small towns on back roads.
    Nothing like good BBQ brisket!

    • We tried the local Rudy’s a couple of weeks ago. We weren’t wowed. I’ve had better ribs at Chili’s. The beans were bland and if I didn’t know up front the chicken was BBQ chicken, I wouldn’t have guessed. Seasoned yes, full on BBQ no. Their sauce is interesting and a departure from standard BBQ sauce. Overall, we’re glad we tried it, but we won’t go back. There are other better options.

      Maybe your local Rudy’s is way better, MC.

  22. This is a cautionary tale—

    There was an old lady who swallowed a fly
    I don’t know why she swallowed a fly – perhaps she’ll die!

    There was an old lady who swallowed a spider,
    That wriggled and wiggled and tiggled inside her;

    She swallowed the spider to catch the fly;
    I don’t know why she swallowed a fly – perhaps she’ll die!

    The problem just gets worse and worse.

    • The Guardian would probably get one of their po-faced, nettle-licking female opinionists to write a few hundred words on why that rhyme is misogynist and offensive to vegans.

  25. The slopes have been serving you up insects for years at the local chinky take away,what did you think was in Egg flied lice ?.

  26. Thing is with these WEF tossers,they’re all getting on. Soros is a good candidate for the ISAC Deadpool, Klaus Schwab is getting on abit too and many of the senior WEF henchmen are old as fuck too.
    I reckon all this great reset shite will stop once Schwab & Soros turn up their toes once and for all and go to the bone-yard for good.

    All of their young accolites like Macron, Jacinda Arden,
    Rutte, Sunak and that daft cunt Trudeau couldn’t be trusted to run a bath. As soon as Adolf Schwab is dead these daft cunts ain’t got no gaffer so will balls up any ‘great reset’ plans quicker than Dianne Flabbott can swallow a full KFC bargain bucket.

    Trust me, all talk of eating insects will finish once that UBER cunt Schwab dies.
    (Sooner the better for me)

    • The trouble is by that time the Chinks will own most of the infrastructure and have already bought the debt and are digging up Africa. No Great reset is required, just a switch from US to a Chinese global hegemony.

    • I can’t see the attraction in her music.

      I only like the one where there’s plates and glass smashing in the background.

      Babushka! Or however you spell it.

      Reminds me of my car crash life as a youth.

      The Man With A Child In His Eyes. What a crock of shite.

      Was it written in a tribute to Jimmy Savile?

      And Heathcliff, get to fuck with your Wuthering Heights.

      I preferred Elkie Brooks as a singer.

      Sounds like she was on forty Capstan Full Strength a day, but what a voice live.

      Kate, you sound like a crackhead on helium. Happy Birthday.

  28. I’ve eaten some strange things whilst on my travels as a younger man, curious about the world.
    Deep fried crickets, that sort of thing. Can’t say they really tasted of much from what I remember. It was more the texture of certain bugs that put me off. Some are a bit gritty and left me feeling like I’d got bits of insect stuck in my teeth.

    As an aside, I find it interesting that one of the staunchest vegans has now converted to a diet that includes animal products.
    https://www.gq.com/story/real-life-diet-bear-grylls

    Although he also advocates drinking your own wee-wee to take from that what you will. Take with a pinch of salt/piss

  29. I’ve seen these things in Morrisons, called ‘Pumpkin and Spinach Burgers’.
    Now, it’s quite obvious that only a Glastonbury going, coloured haired, Mumford and Sons loving, hipster beard wearing, Game Of Thrones watching, Climate change campaigning, trans worshiping, womens football viewing, BLM knee taking, Twitter grassing, soya milk drinking, and totally insufferable vegan cunt of the highest order would eat them.

    I bet Gareth Wokegate loves ’em….😄

  30. We’ll all be eating worms, bugs and shit flys when the cost of living is taking 75% of your wages so you can have a shower, have a cup of tea and watch porn on your laptop. Water will be next. You daren’t take a shit due to the cost.

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