Angela Rayner (7) – Shoe Wars

A mammoth cunting for this bargain basement whore, who, when she is not touting her working class origins, is a serial shit stirrer and trouble maker. It seems she is also a bit of a Karen when it comes to retail therapy.

The old slapper attempted to buy some very expensive “Star War” shoes, but was left frustrated (as I am sure she is – frequently), so she wrote to complain to the independent Brighton store to complain – on House of Commons notepaper, which is against the rules, but we all know the old cunt thinks rules are for other people:

How can even the most delusional, senile old fool (yes I’m looking at you, Starmer) think that her behaviour is anything less than self-serving, and high handed.

Perhaps it is time they tried to stop selling their “integrity” with a cheap slapper like that woman and a serial liar in Dame Kweer (“dad was a toolmaker…who worked 13 hours a day”).:

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While we are at it, one of Blair’s pals, Bernie Ecclestone faces ten years inside (if he lives that long) for fraud. Lovely friends they have.

Nominated by: W.C.Boggs

 

122 thoughts on “Angela Rayner (7) – Shoe Wars

  1. She is to style and grace what a McDonald’s is to a 5 star a la carte restaurant.

    A cheap and nasty facsimile of the real thing

  2. Will anyone get the horn?

    In one of the Red Dwarf novels, there is a drug that is so addictive that just looking at it gets you hooked. I wonder if the same applies to Rayner? Just seeing her on the telly giving you super-gonorrhoea?

  3. I still would. Multiple times.

    (Yes, I bet you’d love to inject her with your “massive” hypodermic needle, you dirty old perv. But then again I guess you’d have to join the queue to get into her well-used boudoir – Day Admin)

    • They all go down this route dont they?

      Once theyve had a taste of money and perks.

      Start off grateful then smashing up the restaurant because the caviar wasnt from the right place.

      Fuckin star wars shoes?
      Does it come with a C3p0 caliper?
      The big mong.

      Fuck off back to Stockport and give us a quick flash of that growler on your way…

      • I know its each to their own in terms of what we find attractive but in this instance, is it more of a case that one would imagine very little time and effort would need to be used to get her to do anything?

      • Not sure about that, because (like ‘Gammon’), it’s usually aimed at whities, and as we all know, whities are apparently fair game 😐
        .

  4. All this self righteous ginger bitch had to do to get the shoes was pull up her skirt and pull her knickers to one side and show the Brighton shop workers her red gash, the sight of red pubes and a growler which looks like the predators face when it takes its helmet off would be enough to scare the living shit out of the Brighton shop workers to death, it is Brighton after all and they are not used to seeing a vagina on account of all the bum fuckery, oven! Morning all.

  5. No wonder Dame Kweer has a “thing” about lesbian lady footballers, sitting next to that hooker. You can just imagine him in the girls changing room, knocking one out as he sniffs this discarded sweaty jockstraps of the lezzas as they pile into the showers. The stench of fish must be like Grimsby dock on a heatwave day.

    One of the other old bags of Starmer, Harman, has altered the terms of reference into her “enquiry” into Partygate so that she and her committee of sheep can find Boris guilty, and not have to prove guilt. It will be on her say so -a misandrist old tart still grief stricken because her beard was taken from her back in the winter Night starvation + grief + the knowledge that no other man except “Mr” Jess Phillips, will take her strap-on for the rest of her life must have addled her brain – she now has “Adolf complex”. Any chance he will be found not guilty? About as much chance as Angela Eagle or Kim Leadbitter taking a fucking from David Lammy.

  6. Ps
    She looked tall when I seen her at a Remembrance Day might be the heels?
    Or because she was standing next to Herr Lip Andy Burn’em?

  7. Doesn’t do anything for me.

    I warned Miles about a week ago that this would lead others into temptation. Only to find that even Miles had succumbed her charms.
    Such heresy. 😃

    Perhaps the Witchfinder of Worcestershire can get on the case.

    • I’m sure The Worcestershire Warrior would love to invite her behind the bike sheds for a quick knee-trembler, whilst he’s waiting for that Keyboard Warrior to show up.

      • When I was at school, the back of the bike sheds were used for crafty ciggies or for playing tonsil tennis with a lass.

        Must be different over there.

      • I’d wager it’s somewhere in Worcestershires equivilent to Madison Square Gardens when IsAC’s very own Ronnie Pickering’s at the top of his game.

        When someone turns up.

      • Worcester’s version of Madison Square gardens is the Marrs Bar – not sure if they have any bike sheds out the back though.

    • Where is Miles anyway?

      Wouldn’t surprise me if he’s gawping at the latest collection of Rayner upskirt/down-blouse YouTube videos.

  8. Much like Kenny Baker in the origjnal Star Wars R2-D2, these shoes come with a miniature disabled person trapped in every heel.

  9. Tricky weekend conundrum.

    I do want to dry bum it but I’d also happily watch Darth Vader lop it’s head off with a laser sword.

    What’s a chap to do?

  10. This cheap two dollar whore has had more foreskins than a yíd doctors bucket. Becoming a Granny at 39 years old says it all.

    Now she’s earned a few quid in Westminster playing the working class champion we see her true side. A money grabbing, materialistic, greedy little cunt who will clearly abuse the office and position she’s in to get whatever it is she wants.

    The good people of Ashton-under-Lyne need to vote this scrubber out in the next Election and fuck her off back to the Stockport gutter where the dirty little cunt belongs.

  11. Using the HoC letterhead was a pure intimidation tactic. What a lovely person. Although I doubt this thick cunt realised it was against the rules. The rule book? Probably too busy reading about Peter Andre’s new kitchen in ‘Hello’ to bother with that shit.

    I hope it was the shop who outed her for doing this (I suspect it is).

    Shows what CUNTS we have running this country.

    And the shoes are tacky, chavvy shit. And put that growler away.

  12. Angie wanted star wars shoes, but they were out of stock,

    So onto Lovehoney the old lass went, and got a 12” negro cock,

    She slipped it in her lathered gash where it seemed to disappear,

    So Angie got the KY out and headed for her rear,

    She slid her creamy lacy knickers over to one side,

    She stuck it to her office desk, where she could take it for a ride,

    She took the whole 12 inches, as she rode it in and out,

    Her rancid minge was dripping, as some cottage cheese fell out,

    The experience was disappointing, it was anything but bliss,

    “But my anus hasn’t prolapsed, I must have had bigger than this?”

    • I’ve seen a prolapsed arse. Enough to but you off your bacon sandwich.

      Almost.

      • I bet you have DCI!

        I’d like to see Angie’s, and maybe give it a small lick.

        A fine apéritif to compliment any bacon sandwich.

        Ideal if you have ran out of HP.

      • You weren’t attending (in a professional capacity, of course) the aftermath of a certain M. Barrymore’s pool party, were you DCI?

      • 😅Purely professional, Thomas. It was in a hospital cubicle, not a pt we brought in, but we thought ‘That’ll be interesting’ when we heard what was in the cubicle next door.

      • It wasn’t Wes Screeching, was it, DCI, after Mandy Mandelson had taken him under his wing?. Always ready to bend over backwards to accomodate a gentleman who can advance his career, our Wes.

      • He is being extra filthy this morning isn’t he, FF?!
        Hope he’s not writing all this in the buff.

    • For some reason, that reminds me of “The fastest milk art in the West”… Can imagine Benny Hill singing it, even.
      A worst-case scenario would be a la Gogol’s “Nose” ; Angies twat developing a life of its own, riding round on the tube and buses. It might be like one of the original Star Trek episodes, flying through the air, attaching itself to an unsuspecting victim, and gi ing it all sorts of foul diseases.
      I sleep well last night, sweet dreams of Penny…

  13. She’s the sort of slag you zoom in on when your out on the piss because your guaranteed to get a shag.
    I bet she’s up for a spit roasting with a bunch of blokes

    • I bet she loves a bit of dogging. But rather than getting triple-tagged in some dodgy country lane, she’d probably go with the top floor of the largest NCP carpark in London on a busy Saturday afternoon. And she’d be easy to spot – just look those tacky Star Wars shoes waving back at you in mid air!

      I’m pretty sure she’s cater for 900 car drivers with ease.

      Sloppy 900s anyone?

  14. So much for speaking for “ordinary people” and equality and all the usual bullshit Labour are currently spouting. Rayner, like most Ministers, Shadow Ministers and MPs, is just another jumped-up entitled cunt.

    She thinks that because she’s a Minister she can jump queues and insist on the very best customer service. And when it all falls apart she has a hissy-fit and resorts to using House of Commons stationary (paid for the by the TP) to threaten the retailer in question.

    And this is just one example. I would imagine there are plenty of other instances where she demands priority treatment by saying “Don’t you know who I am?” at everyone that gets in her way.

    I don’t suppose the BBC or the Guardian have bothered that much to report on this particular incident. Had it been Truss, Boris or some other Government Minister they would have probably brought out 12 page supplements about it.

    Moreover, I wonder if she’ll put those shoes on “expenses”

    What a cunt.

    • Shes gone all ‘diva’ like Dame Elton.
      Power corrupts.

      Wonder if she has any hidden piercings?

      Id like her to walk on my back in them R2D2 heels then spit on me call me scum, maybe burn my nipples with a cigarette?

      Shes filth.

      Vote Labour!

      • Angela wouldn’t use a cigarette on you Mis.
        She couldn’t because she rolls her own.

        I have it on good authority that she calls into the corner shop for a half ounce of Golden Virginia, a packet of Rizla and a Clipper lighter each morning before heading for parliament.

      • No filters of course. She’ll probably get her snide, no duty baccy from under the counter at the packyy shop too.

        Brown fingers and a continual phlegmy cough.

        Class.

      • If you want “extras” MNC, you better draw out more money. It doesn’t come cheap, dearie, not with Angie. That will be £2.50 at least

  15. I think i know the shop in Brighton.
    This thick tart at work went in their and purchased a pair of Jimi Choo shoes for £1,300 . What kind of cunt pays that amount for a pair of fuckin shoes ???

  16. Imagine having two R2-D2’s over each shoulder as you were balls deep in Angela.

    Classy lady.

  17. Can you imagine the amount of cock she’s taken and people she’s trampled and backstabbed to get where she is today?

    Proper nasty piece of work.

    She’s in the right place though.

    Vote? Waste of my fucking time. I wouldn’t give any of them the remains of the cat’s litter tray.

    • Morning CB…you’re not planning to knock one out over the thought of Liz Truss as PM then?!

      • Looks a bit ‘downsy’, doesn’t she?

        She also looks like she’s got a hairy arsehole to me too. Puts me right off that does. Once stopped getting down with a tart many moons ago, when I noticed that she had a hairy arsehole.

        Being a gent, I told her that her hairy arsehole was putting me off.

        I doubt hairy tits on a bearded lady would put most off on here though.

      • She’s got a few errant chromosomes, to be sure.
        Like Stephen Hendry. He’s got very Downsy eyes…

  18. When Labour win the next election after the Tory’s inevitable cluster fuck, and Starmer chokes on his boyfriend’s cock, Raynor will be out there representing GB all on the world stage. Katie Price will be her style and morality advisor…

  19. And this is the state of politics in Britain.
    Twats in Government
    Twats in Opposition
    Twats from the LibDumbs – who you barely ever hear much about these days.
    Twats in the SNP
    Twats in the Welsh Assembly
    Twats in most councils up and down the country.
    Twats over in the EU
    Twats running countries such as Germany, France, Oz, New Zealand, Canada and the US

    ..and the list goes on and on.

    But then again one must factor in the Twats who voted for these…err.. twats!

    In essence we’re been governed by incompetent, self-serving, monomaniacal Twats and Rayner is one of the biggest Twats of all.

    • I think I saw Ed Davey droning on the magic rectangle last week, reminds me of that twat Hislop, but with some bumfluffy hair on top. Right pair of cunts.

  20. I see the nom pic and thought ‘I’ll bet the degenerates are in good form this morning’

    I wasn’t disappointed.

    You can keep the ginger growling slapped, I’m off to pornhub to the the delightful Remi LaCroix take a foot of black schlong all the way up her lovely little tuppence.

    Lovely.

  21. R2D2 will be looking at a lot of ceilings once she nabs those shoes.

    HoC letterhead didn’t work. She’ll probably send the army in next, the entitled strumpet.

    • Curse you, CB!
      I’d never considered the hairiness of Liz Truss’s bumhole before and now I can’t get it out of my mind.

      • It’s a gift Thomas.

        Since my shocking experience, I developed a sixth sense and can tell if a bird has a hairy arsehole just by looking at her.

        They should make a Marvel Superhero series about me Thomas.

        They would if I was a brown or a gay, I’m sure.

        By the way, Truss’s would look like Brian Blessed and Geoff Capes were trying to climb out of her ringpiece.

        (Can we move away from hairy arseholes please! I’m trying to eat my fucking breakfast, you cunts! – Day Admin)

      • I’m sorry DA.

        It’s a good job then that I didn’t mention her winnets.

  22. How the fuck can council house rough dressed up as council house rough get into the House of Commons, answer as a labour MP.

    Fucking silly tart, the only thing she is good for, and I say that very loosely, is behind a bike shed somewhere in Worcestershire (knickers off ready for action)

  23. She manages to simultaneously look smug, sneering, and subnormal by about 30 IQ points.

  24. How many rounds will HFC be good for? Angie will chew him up and spit him out in bubbles (Allegedly) and be ready for more.

  25. If you’re trying to buy gaudy ‘fuck me’ shoes in Brighton you’re bound to have a lot of competition from all the poofs and trannies. Get out of bed earlier Angie you old slag.

    • Wise words Mr Frog, wise words indeed.

      Just goes to show how out of touch our so called ‘political class’ is…..

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