Hello fellow cunters,
I am sure there are other people other than just me that are curious about psychology – what makes people tick and their behaviour and all that. Well, I used to find that kind of thing very interesting… that is, until I started volunteer work in a holiday park/campsite in the holiday sector in Cornwall. Now, I have seen it all:
1) People not paying for electricity and then trying to use it on the quiet in the hope that you don’t notice. Some twat thought it was acceptable to charge his electric car on a 16A electrical connection meant solely for tents/caravans.
2) Vandalising: we have had toilet doors kicked-in, showers broken, windows smashed – you name it, it has happened. Some dickhead thought it was funny to unscrew (yes, they had to use their own screwdriver) one of the coat pegs in the shower rooms and then dump it in a nearby bin. Asshat.
3) Thievery: the occasional towel being nicked sounds normal for some places, but then you have to add remote controls, cutlery (not just one knife, but the whole fucking set), kitchen appliances, TV’s…
4) Attitude problem: People talk to you sometimes like you are a piece of crap that are just there purely to service them. They have zero thought and respect for you whatsoever.
5) Kids: they annoy the fuck out of you sometimes. They are rude, leave their litter everywhere, spill drinks/food over the floor and just leave it there, throw things around, break things, nick things.
There are terms and conditions specifying that parents supervise their kids in certain areas, however they NEVER do. The kids run wild and the lazy feckless parents are too busy sat on their arses in deckchairs talking, getting drunk and watching Netflix or YouTube. The staff all have 101 other things to do and babysitting their bastard offspring is not supposed to be one of them.
Not everyone is bad of course, sometimes you meet some genuinely nice and friendly people who make your day and put a smile on your face. Sadly they are few and far between these days.
You also get stupid/funny stuff happen that make you laugh too of course – I shall share one incident with you all: one family, who had never been camping before, came to stay for a week in a tent pitch.
They arrived in the evening and spent hours putting their tent up. The following morning when we were going around the site doing a spot-check we noticed that their tent was gone – at first we thought they had left early for some reason, but no, they came back that evening and starting putting their tent back up again.
We asked them why they took their tent with them, as it would be a proper ballache to keep putting it up and down each day? Their reply: “Oh, you mean we can leave it up? We thought we had to take it down each morning and take it with us when we went out somewhere”. We all had a good chuckle about that one.
But basically the long and short is: manners, respect and having a nice attitude seems to have gone out of the window these days. The kids are terrible but sometimes the parents can be worse. Either way, they are all cunts.
Nominated by: The Wizard’s Sleeve
I bought my girls up to say please and thank you, to have respect for older people, to be kind to everyone and all animals.
They are delightful, well adjusted and hard working, no benefits claimed, ever.
My grand daughter has been bought up the same way, mainly by me as I took early retirement to be her carer.
Manners maketh man, as the saying goes.
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Quite so JP, and kudos to you,
It’s all about family.
I’m renowned for my beautiful manners
” Please would one mind fuckin off to your own country, thanks awfully”
“Morning you filthy cochroach”
Like fuckin David Niven I am.
Don’t see the point in campsites?
Never paid to camp!
Find somewhere out of the way and put up a tarp or tent, keep fires small,
Tidy up after yourself
Magic👍👍
Any farmer’s give you any lip set fire to those haybales,
They explode!!
And scream “CUNT!!!”
In his face.
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You are outrageous, MNC, but you make me laugh, so that’s OK.
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Well done J👍
Sadly, this is mostly a “class” *issue-shite from the rougher estates, imported foreign scum and effnics!
*obviously some middle class cunts who were given entitled upbringings, are just as bad.
(I await the backlash 😙)
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You bloody snob.
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Lord Fidler, whose the “bloody snob”?
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My Lord-thar is the nicest thing anybody has ever said to me.
Sniff.
😢
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Fully on board.My parents raised me to say please and thank you.Simple.
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The thing is these days it’s the same wherever you go, people generally have no manners, shop/driving/ round town/ when did the rot start to set in… probably part of it is youngsters can’t be given a ” jolly good thrashing ” anymore.
Never did me any harm. Six of the best….😖
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If I may enquire, The Wizard’s Sleeve, in your first paragraph, you state “I started volunteer work”…
What is this word “volunteer”?
Is it like “charity”?
Two words thankfully expunged from the Cunt Engine lexicon.
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You’re looking for manners and a nice attitude? These days? Best of luck, mate. And if you’re volunteering, usually the first nasty bastards you encounter are the paid workers you’re trying to help. I’ve been there and it’s happened to me.
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Bravo T.t.C.E The ONLY time I volunteer is when I go to the shithouse to drop the kids off at the pool.
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I feel your pain W.S. It unfortunately is the joy of customer facing roles. A great pity that a fucking great sign cannot be put up at Bristol on the M 5. Behave like a cunt, you get to choose one or two barrels for being a cunt or thieving etc. Don’t get me started on cunt parents who let their mini shits wail and scream in pubs etc whilst displaying crap parenting skills. Oh it’s only a baby. Don’t fucking care fuck it out of there. Pubs should be for fucking adults, not tit leeches.
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You want to bring that little bastard into this pub? You buy it a double or a pint. Otherwise, fuck off.
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Absolutely.
Pubs used to be the place to escape the wife and kids
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My neighbour has a caravan park, he despises every fucker who stays there, if it wasn’t for the vast amounts of mullah he is raking in, he would probably tell them all to fuck off and die!
all that’s left to say is WS is welcome to ISAC
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Like the Basil Fawlty of the caravaning world then.
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Wonderful, LL.
Don’t mention the Germans.
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Yeah, back in the day the Germans weren’t too keen on the caravanning types. They preferred to make them travel by train to far flung places in Poland.
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You are Jimmy Car and I thank you for your views on Pie-Keys😀👍
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We were all brought up to have manners and be reserved, as our Mother was.
As an adult it has been my repeated experience a good hard smack on the nose is an excellent teacher of manners.
And sometimes I get to give one back! 😀
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I’m delighted to say that I have never been to a “holiday park/campsite” in my life….let alone volunteer to work at one.
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DF-F@ – There was a scurrilous rumour that you were the “Mr Fiddler” from Carry On Camping – the worlds stingiest caravan site owner! I of course could never comment..
(It is an incredibly funny scene – that Man reminds me of me! 😀👍)
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I love that scene.
Everytime he gets asked the cost of something, it’s a pound!
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Now you would think that the n*gnog would be perfectly suited to the camping lifestyle given their ancestral leanings. Maybe they could dress up as Masai warriors and build pens out of brushwood to protect their vulgar offspring before going out on hunting missions to KFC, then dance around the campfire singing traditional bush songs.
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Such as:
Cum my arse
O Lor’
Cum my arse
Cum my arse
O Lor’
Cum my arse
Cum my arse
O Lor
Give me Aids
O-O Lor’
Cum my arse
* From Chief Joram Ndawi’s debut album, “Songs to eat-de-poo-poo to”, available from Dianne Abacus records.
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The me me me me want want want are all cunts. The human race is fucked.
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Mr Sleeve, it sounds like you were unfortunate enough to find yourselves on the same cap site as my beloved nextdoor fucking neighbours, it’s one of the rare occasions they take their ferral scum kids, who may as well been brought up by wolves and fucked off to blight Cornwall with their presents.
Be happy you only had to enjure these cunts for a week and have pity on the Fuglies who live next door to these noisy cunts.
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