Woof, woof for yet another weirdo, sorry I meant person who identifies as other, from the Land of the Rising Sun.
I debated doing a nom about this, especially after doing that one about the visually challenging bloke who married a cartoon, but this is just brilliant.
The costume is so realistic, if you can bear it watch the YouTube clip of him, you’d swear it was a real dog.
One that had suffered some kind of traumatic brain injury, but still.
I do love these strange, strange people. Hours of entertainment.
Nominated by: Jeezum Priest
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Sorry but words fail me.
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All Japs are sexually odd.
People think it’s because they got nuked in WW2 and once in a while get a rampaging Godzilla trampling their cities.
It’s not.
It’s because they have the sex organs of a 8yr old.
Your average bucktooth squinting jap has a winky like a baby slug, no pubes,
And tiny little balls like garden peas.
It’s why samurai were so angry.
The birds had barely formed little bald fannies.
Why they scream like fighting cats when getting poked.
This yellow peril dresses as his favourite Korean takeaway because hes ashamed his underpants are for a six year old.
If I was a prisoner of war I’d whip out my huge gnarled cock that rests against my thigh and raise my eyebrow like Roger Moore.
They’d cry with dishonour.
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Nothing else to addMNC you seem to have condensed all of the relevant facts pertinent to the cunting.
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What do Japanese men do when they have erections?
Vote.
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FF@ – Tellible! 😀
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I wonder if he eats Chum and licks his bollocks (not in that order, necessarily)?
What a dopey cunt.
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I was likewise wondering if he sniffs his arse a lot, and gets frightened by his own farts.
There used to be a (famous) Belgian who dressed up as a penguin, but what gets me with the Belgians is that some weasel got an outfit and parades round the EU buildings, with floppy hair and shocking dentition…
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It’ll be sexual….everything is with the Nips…probably wears it so that he can stick his snout up women’s skirts ….you have to hand it to the little bastards…they do come up with some good ideas.
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Lassie wasn’t a jap.
Lassie was a good dog.
He’s making me suspicious of other Hollywood animals.
Was orangutan Clyde secretly a jap?
How about Rin Tintin?
Sounds a bit Jap?
Sly fuckers
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I always liked Lassie…he’d push some appalling, freckled,wholesome,buck-toothed, ” Mom’s apple-pie” brat down a well and then give false directions to the search party.
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@Mis….It’s the poor little Nip who dressed up as a chimp thinking that he’d get a good grope of Hollywood’s finest that I feel sorry for….yes.I bet “Bubbles” bitterly regretted his actions when he saw Michael Jackson moonwalking towards him….
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Good Morning,
A laugh for the start of the week.
One of the best put downs Ihave heard, said to a bloke who lit a bloody great cigar in a restaurant. “You remind me of a Hollywood star with that cigar” “ Which one?” Says the bloke with the cigar “Lassie having a shit”.
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Mnc@ – “Honourable Mr T San says bring ma sushi, clazy fu”!
Most suspicious..
5
DF-F@ – Morning Sir Fiddler – at least it will distract the little yellow deviant from taping mirrors to his shoes so he can look up girls skirts (a common problem in Japan apparently!).
Dirty little 3 foot yellow deviants, should be dressing up as Lassie then concreting over fkin wells – if kids are daft enough to fall down them..
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DF-F@ – What’s wrong with the usual Japanese hobby of hiding in the jungle for forty years shooting at people?
Talking of deviancy – am I wrong to want to get Martine Croxalls huge matronly tits out?
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The cheating cunt could win the obedience trials at Crufts every year.
I demand an enquiry.
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To refuse him entry to Crufts would be man- dog phobic. Shame on Crufts.
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He may regret this. It’s a dog eats dog world.
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What curious people those nips are. Not allowed to show pubes in a photo, but sticking octopuses up arseholes is fine.
I’m grateful to them for the many and varied gadgets I have owned through the years, but I’m glad they are on the other side of the world.
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Did the Octopus’s remover work?
Sorry – couldn’t resist 👍
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Not sure. He’s still up there 🙂
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Leave the cunt down the well.
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The costume is pretty good. He’s still a fucking loony mind.
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I used to work for the Japs. Believe me when I say that if you live to be 1000 years old you will never understand them. They’re aliens.
Is this dog bloke toilet trained? I think we should be told…
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When I first started work in the 70s we had a bloke come around the warehouse for a cup of tea in the afternoon. One day someone came in and he had started to work for a Japanese company and began extolling their virtues and how they were wonderful employers. Our tea drinking friend said he had worked for them once and thought they were bloody awful employers. “Where did you work” he is asked, “In Burma on the railway” was the reply.
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My great uncle suffered appalling conditions, treatment and humiliation on a day basis at the hands of the Japanese. He wasn’t a PoW. He worked at the Honda factory in Swindon!
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My missus self-identifies as a cat. She gets stuck up trees, catches birds and mice and honks up fur balls. However her party piece is to lick her own arsehole clean after a shit. Wow, that doesn’t half give me a stiffy.
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No worse than your average Tranny and nowhere near as per.verted as that cunt in a monkey suit, complete with colourful dido, who was engaged to read to children at a library.
That was the bottom of the barrel.
Put this cunt under the care of Lord F and his hounds for a few weeks-revenge for atrocities committed by the nips in WW2.
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Please let him into your oven Unkle.Utter loon.
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The cunt needs to see a vet.
5
Honestly, the face looks like Aslan after a night out on the piss
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Back in the early 90s we had a Jack Russell called Nip.
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Same, and a Border terrier called Grip. Loveable little Cunts.
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Hopefully he can run as fast as a dog when he’s chased by tiddly-winks and South Koreans wielding forks and sweet chili sauce.
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There must be a lot of nips who would love to fuck a man in a dog costume. I blame social media for giving mentally ill attention whores a platform. Big tech regularly censors sites that promote self harm or eating disorders, but actively encourages trans behaviour and other psychiatric illnesses.
Come to think of it, I quite fancy shagging a bird dressed up as a doggie. Not a fat one though, that would be wrong. Or the cadbury caramel rabbit.
Got to go for a nice wank now.
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Yep, that Caramel rabbit is sexy as fuck.
Although I’d prefer to knock one out over a gore-soaked General Woundwort…
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I just fancy shagging a bird doggy.
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The cadbury caramel rabbit was voiced by Miriam Margoyles.
Do you still want to knock one out?
8
Too fucking late! Does that make me a lesbian? Now I feel dirty and have puked on the dog, which he enjoyed licking up. Nothing saucy was going on, just the usual dipping my genitals in gravy as a treat. Do not attempt that with a cat. Or a ferret.
4
Isn’t he one of those furries? Those cunts who get off on wearing animal outfits?
The authorities should call his Bluff and make him get the requisite shots and papers. Then put him up for adoption after he’s neutered.
6
It’s quite understandable that someone should decide they’d rather be a dog than a human. They call it a dog’s life but really, most dogs are spoiled rotten by their owners. They’re given a home and regular food and treats, and all they have to do for it is to go for the occasional walk and chase balls about. Also if someone comes to the door it presents them with the opportunity for a good bark. They’ve got security and have attention lavished upon them. It’s preferable to having to work for a living.
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If I might draw the attention of my learned friend Allen to a nomination dated January 26th 2019 by the Right Dishonerable Opinionated Cunt, all Dogs are in fact cunts, and I for one stand with our inscrutable neighbours, the Chinese when it comes to meeting out summary executions. No more questions, Your Honour!
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And if you’re wondering the reason for such venom, I’ve just plastered fresh dog shat all on the inside of the rental car! The fucking fucking cunts!
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If you locked him in the car boot for twenty four hours would your wife be pleased to see you?
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It’s got hip displacia. I’d have it put down.
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I remember going to some sort of weird exhibition at Earl’s Court once, and the amount of blokes in PVC, muzzled and held on a leash, crawling round on all fours barking, you had to wonder where they all crept out of the woodwork from. And what they did in their day jobs ..
Earl’s Court tube station must have been a riot that day. Each to their own I suppose.
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I think you’ll find that they were all High Court Judges, QCs and Police Commissioners.
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All joking aside, I did a refurb job once under a whiplash den in Marylebone.
And yes, the clientele were indeed top coppers, judges and the occasional BBC foreign correspondent.
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Put this yellow blighter in a fox outfit and set him loose on Fiddlers estate – topping sport! 👍😀
This further reinforces my opinion that most Japanese people are, ahem, “barking mad”!
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I wish Dua Lipa would identify as Lassie because my ball bag identifies as a ball bag covered in Pedigree Chum (obviously that’s not the case because the shelves in the supermarkets have no Pedigree Chum)…………. such is life.
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She is a fucking dog though.
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