Hydrotrioxides and the End of the World (Probably!)

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(There you go. Bloody obvious we’re doomed, simples innit! – Day Admin)

Doomed. We’re all doomed I tell you.

”New, extremely reactive chemical discovered in the atmosphere”

Or so says Henrik Grum Kjærgaard, a chemist at the University of Copenhagen.
And the fucker knows what he’s talking about because:

“We showed that the lifetime of one of them was at least 20 minutes, so that’s long enough for them to do stuff in the atmosphere.”

Yes, these hydrotrioxides can do stuff.

Abandon hope.

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47 thoughts on “Hydrotrioxides and the End of the World (Probably!)”

  1. Every single particle,chemical, gas, and substance on this planet has been here for 4 billion years. This planet will be spinning through space , teeming with life for another few billion years and there is absolutely nothing David Attenborough, the UN or any other cunt can do about it.

    • The Chinese appear to be trying to eradicate animal and insect life by fucking eating it all. The little yellow cunts will eat anything, often raw.

      • I went to a Chinese restaurant in Rotterdam some years ago. A real one where the little fuckers eat themselves (well, they don’t cannibalise their own bodies, they got there to eat). I was presented with these vile smelling monstrosities that looked like giant pasta shells but with a point at each end. I’d had a few and thought of England and took a big bite of the foreign muck. The taste was hideous (and I normally eat anything), I almost retched.

        Upon finding out what they were, I did retch. Lavishly and multiple times for you see, the offending “food” I’d just sampled was a moth pupae. The thing actually popped and sprayed a puss like substance in my mouth for god’s sake!

        Other than a decaying foetus or a pint of diarrhoea that’s been left in the sun for two days, you’d be hard pressed to find anything as revolting to eat.

        By the way, the excuse normally given for the sly little yellow monkeys eating habits is the great famine made them unfussy. Balls, You don’t see the Irish eating a boiled cows uterus etc.

    • As soon as David Twattenborough carks it, the world will stop turning.

      If the earth lasts another 100 years, that would do wouldn’t it?

    • The earth, and a decent amount of life on it, will be fine.

      Keep in mind 99.8% of all the species that have ever existed are now extinct.

      Sentience is a curse. The dinos were just going along being dinos, not a care in the world, then BANG.
      Sentient beings can see it approaching.

      Said chemical has likely been there for millennia just doing what it does, but now it’s discovered it’s somehow scary?

      In about 5 billion years the sun will become a red giant. At that point, all bets are off

  2. Surely Miss Marvel will deal with it? Flying carpet female muzzers will save the day.

  3. Is it as dangerous as dihydrogen oxide, responsible for thousands of deaths per year?

  4. It’s no competition with what I release on a Saturday morning around 11am after 7 pints the night before. It could knock a fly off a bucket of shit at twenty paces.

    • My beer shits have been known to make people dry retch if they go in the bog after me.

      My wife once said “My eyes sting” after a particularly potent Saturday morning hangover fart. On several occasions she has slinked off to sleep in a spare bedroom if I’m producing lots of beer farts. Even I can’t stand it sometimes, but I can’t run away from my own arse.

      I’m sure the room becomes very humid afterwards too.

      Greta wouldn’t be happy with my weekend arse emissions, that’s for sure.

      • Absolutely. My arsehole after pints of Abbot and a pork pie could gag a maggot.

        If I drink a load of beer with fruit as an adjunct (think Delirium Red, so on) then I smell particularly tart.

  5. Well, the monkeypox scam didn’t work so they will keep trying. But what they don’t seem to realise is how many people are on to their lies and bullshit, and how little trust there now is in medical and scientific “experts” who have repeatedly lied to us and treated us like the dolts they arrogantly assume we are.
    They lied to us and fucked us over once – never again.
    The cancer of “liberalism” will end this world a damn sight sooner than any of this made up bollocks.
    Not sure but I think Dollar Bill and Uncle Klaus have bubonic plague pencilled in for Christmas, failing that I think the next one is “alien invasion”..
    Amazing how quick “covid variants” disappeared when the “Ukraine variant” appeared to keep the slack jawed mases sitting terrified in front of the idiot lantern.
    Does anyone, anywhere, actually believe a word they tell us anymore?
    Dark, evil farce.

  7. When ‘they’ come up with a chemical, virus or other method to exterminate the peacefuls and chippy Blicks I will take great interest 😂

    Hyrdro wotsits don’t come close to my requirements 😢

  8. ………”do stuff in the atmosphere.”
    How very scientific. Far too complex for us cunts to understand.

  9. Henrik is bad with his nerves.
    He’s a Hydrocondriac.

    To much time fondling test tubes indoors the little egghead.

    All Hendrik needs is some tablets off his doctor,
    A few deep breaths and a almighty smack across the chops.

    Get a grip of yourself Henrik you acting like a old maid.

  10. I remember a hilarious prank someone did on a uni campus once. They had people signing a petition to rid the world of dihydromonoxide (H2O). The ignorant cunts were all ,”that sounds dangerous yes I’ll sign!”
    Stupid shit for brain cunts. ☮✌😫

  11. That article was a hell of a lot of words to say it may ”do stuff in the atmosphere.”
    It may affect humans.
    And it may affect the climate.

    Maybe it will form maltesers in the atmosphere. Who knows?

    • Scientists are scared of everything.
      Drama queens.

      They spend the formative part of their lives in laboratories and lecture halls and libraries.

      Most of them are still virgins-(@ Chris Whittey, Johnathan van tam)

      While we were out getting pissed and shagging slappers they were buried in the books, swotting.

      They’ve no life experience hence they’re timid as fuck.

      That’s my Oliver Reed never invited Magnus Pike and Heinz Wolff on the lash!

  14. Surely ‘free radicals’ are a far more serious issue. They have the power to make you look like a silly old cunt, even before your are. Or, am I mistaken?

  15. There have been scares and moral panics throughout my lifetime……..

    The Bomb
    The Ruskies
    Mods and Rockers
    The IRA
    Punks
    Dangerous Dogs
    Drugs
    The Yorkshire Ripper
    The Rising Crime Rate
    The Fuel Crisis
    Foot and Mouth
    Rabies
    Climate Change
    The Credit Crunch
    Brexit Project Fear
    Chinkie Flu
    The Ruskies again
    The Chinkies
    The Peacefuls
    Monkey pox
    The Dinghy Raiders

    There are probably a few I’ve forgotten but they can always find something to scare the shit out of us, to have us cowering in the corner.
    But remember……..we’re all in it together.

    • Ah well, you see you can put most of those on the list down to n*gnogs. Apart from the Russians and the Chinese, oh and the IRA, the hand of s*mbo can be felt in all those other categories!

  16. Fuck em and there scientific findings bunch of wankers they are. this could kill you and that’s bad for you, fucking apes in white coats.
    It is now known that people who develop Alziemhers had a lack of brain fat, fact.
    so all this time they tell us, one must cut out fat from the diet are fucking wrong
    Yes cut out that shit fat that processed food has but stick a leg of lamb in the oven and dress the cabbage with its juices and mash the spuds with butter and you will live longer and happier without the science help of some fucking ape scare monger

    • This report is not being taken seriously enough. I predict that every single one of us is going to die, probably before the end of this century.

      • Yes Allan but Kissinger will still be living with tubes draining fresh foetuses enzymes to his forever sick brain, as he is having his haggard arse wiped by a nazi nurse.
        The cunt of apocalyptic cunts ever to fuck not just the World but America itself into the bargain.
        Other than that, it wasn’t a bad day today

      • Speak for yourself. I intend to live forever and my plan is working well so far! So long as I outlive all the n*gnogs, I shall be a happy man.

  17. Sorry I forgot the latest…….

    The Energy Crisis
    The Cost of Living (ripping us off) Crisis

    Oh……and also THE FAR RiGHT!
    But it’s understandable I would forget those cunts because, apparently, I’m one of them!
    Be afraid of me, ladies and gentlemen and those of indeterminate gender……I’m a right dangerous cunt!

  19. Nothings gonna happen.

    They tried operation starfish years back. The firmament didn’t fail, the water didn’t fly off the flat earth and there are still areas marked ‘ere be dragons’ on maps.

    And tomorrow more dinghy raiders will arrive, Boris will still be a fat good for nothing fuck with not one plan to get this country off its knees and I’ll still be robbed of taxes.

    At least the French cunt Macron has his wings clipped tonight.

    That’s all get to fuck.

  20. yah and Germany is now going to use coal power stations for energy cause vlad the bad and we can’t be seen with him.
    Where Greta and the environmentalists?
    There will be a many chimneys on fire this coming winter as one is freezing ones bollocks off.
    More bullshit to follow on the next bulletin of bollocks

  21. Copenhagen University has chemists? I suppose someone has to formulate the utter piss that is Carlsberg.
    As for the above-mentioned compounds… A smokescreen.
    Beware of hydrogen, it’s the next diesel, or EV. An article in the last couple of days said it would take 4 – 5 times as much renewable electrical energy to produce one equivalent energy unit of H2.
    How is that going to help Miss Turnip head’s planet? Well, there’s always the other sort of H2 – produced from methane…
    You know it makes… utter bollocks.

    • HBH@ – Correct, but hydrogen can be created for next to nothing if they put hydro generating stations on the rivers – a free power source which will cost next to nothing to use to convert water into hydrogen.
      Why aren’t we doing this?

      • I asked at a meeting some years back why we weren’t building a Severn HEP. Apparently, it upsets the ecosystems…
        The fishes would learn to navigate it, and they ha e salmon ladders in Scott, so, like you, I am mystified…

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