(I give you the faces of the future! – Day Admin)
Storm chasers are cunts. Large ones!
Just think about that for a second. Chasing…a fucking storm. Whats wrong with a bit of pre-pubescent playground British Bulldog if you want to chase something you fucking weapons.
Well one lot (three for the price of one) took on Mother Nature and clearly riled her, because they got a rather delicious comeuppance.
Death!
(Greta will no doubt blame it on Climate Change! – Day Admin)
Don’t fuck with nature kids, and don’t try to “chase” a fucking storm, because 1. you cant win the race and 2. it tells the world you are indeed massive cunt.
Enjoy chasing storms in the next fucking dimension.
Twats.
Nominated by: GeneralZod
Strangely enough, and having a rather morbid curiosity above the afterlife a stormchaser vacation is actually on the Bucket List. The nearest I’ve been to a Tornado was around 10 miles but it was at night and I was asleep so it didn’t count. My mate across the pond says you can’t describe one, you really need to see it up close. Challenge… ACCEPTED!
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I wouldn’t be seen dead chasing storms…..I limit myself to chasing foxes and other small,cute animals…those fuckers are unlikely to get past the Hounds and do me a mischief and,above all,my own safety is paramount. Also,I really can’t see how the thrill of chasing a storm can outdo the thrill of galloping over open ground, tootling my little horn, while in hot pursuit of furry quarry.
Tally Ho.
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I don’t chase storms,
They come to me.
Morning 👍
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“Tootling little horns” and “hunting furry quarries” – So that’s what you and Gemma Arterton get up to in the wee small hours!
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Only country bumpkins could get excited tootling a little horn 😂
And the upper classes 👍
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Hunting “furry quarry” carries significant risk, Techno.
Particularly if she has neglected to mention her rugby playing boyfriend/husband or she works with your girlfriend/wife😙
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These gentlemen that died in guessing are Americans?
Bit gung ho?
The weather can soon change, and can spank your arse.
We’re lucky not to have extreme weather in the UK,
Quite temperate, no tornadoes or tsunami,
No hurricanes,
But it can still give the unwary a good hiding.
Knobheads in flipflops and shorts airlifted off Snowdonia,
Elderly walkers lost on Ben Nevis,
Mountain Rescue sees them regularly.
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Had they not seen “Twister”
Two carloads of the twats get killed off in that.
Still a bit of a shit film though…
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As they were killed returning from a storm chasing trip, would that not simply constitute driving like a cunt in poor conditions as opposed to being killed by a tornado? It’s a bit like claiming someone was killed in a climbing accident driving back from Ben Nevis.
(Perhaps they were killed due to Covid! – Day Admin)
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I blame the Russians.
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@DA…. With Covid 👍
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Spot on admin
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At least they can blame some sort of climate issue on this one.
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Much prefer to watch police chases. They are a bit one sided these days though and the old bill always seem to win. They cover themselves in glory, probably because they were bullied at school and have no real friends outside of ‘the force’. Storm chasing is american and gay, it won’t come here because,
A: We don’t have the weather,
B: Our roads are not long enough and full of potholes and roadworks.
C: We will not be able to afford to chase them in a vehicle.
If you feel the need to prepare for a storm dig a bunker, but you’re more likely to see one of Mad Vlad’s rockets.
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oh the irony!
A deffo Darwin Awards contender. Like the silly cunt near me who removed a safety cushion from around a ski-lift support so he could sledge down the mountain – then ran into said ski-lift support and killed himself.
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Haha, I love the Darwin Awards.
Two Indian guys celebrating some religious festival climbed into a tigers cage to festoon it with a garland of flowers.
Then there was the clown who added a jet engine to his car and switched to jet power .
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By the way ‘n’ that. Is a tractor-trailer
A. A trailer that some how broke free of what was pulling it?
B. A tractor with trailer still attached?
Or
C. What Murcans call an articulated heavy goods vehicle.
And with all witnesses dead now do they know it aquaplaned?
Maybe they were thick enough to take selfies as the car waltzed around.
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I think it is Yànk for your typical articulated vehicle.
Tractor, being the tractor unit, and the trailer being the semi-trailer.
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A tractor trailer is a bukkake orgy watched in the House of Cunts.
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I read that as buckrake orgy CC, I must say silage season must be getting rowdy these days!!!
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Retards
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What about the bigger issue here?
All three were male and white-another example of white privilege and the patriarchy in action!
Dat’s waycist n’ shit!
Also, there is no mention of “their” preferred pro-nouns.
Which is a direct attack on the LBTQP+ community at the university.
Therefore, in conclusion:
-The University faculty is racist, misogynistic and homophobic.
-The weather displays white supremacy tendencies and disrespects the trans & qu.eer community.
-reparations should be made!
🤔
(Your use of the word “queer” meant your original post ended up in the MQ. – Day Admin)
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I know👍
How que, I mean strange!
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For true karma in action, those incidents where cunts trespassing on railway lines and depots, “tagging” trains and buildings, who then get struck by a train-😂😂😂😂😢
Beautiful. Fucking beautiful 👍
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Adrenaline junkies.
Normally yanks.
Aussies too.
Tend to be overexcitable.
Call people ‘dude’.
Bungee jumping
Jumping off high cliffs into water,
The laws of Darwin thin them from the population.
“Are you the mother of Ethan? I have some unfortunate news..”
No open casket for Ethan!
As his mam weeps looking at a blown up photo of Ethan tongue out making the “let’s rock n roll” hand sign 🤘
His one lasting mark on the world a large stain on the pavement…
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CowabungaAAAAGH!!!
😁
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I blame that film with Helen Hunt, geeks and pussy types trying to be ‘hard’ by getting close to a storm. Ooops.
A bit like those silly cunts taking selfies before plugging several hundred feet to their deaths.
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These simpletons families should sue Helen Hunt for influencing their retarded sons .
Who would of thought that 200mph winds containing debris such as roof slates, planks of wood, doors and car bonnets could be so dangerous?!
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Mnc@ Helen Hunt was a shit driver – her Brother James would have had those dumb hippies out of there! 😀👍
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Running at full speed into a brick wall seems a suitable alternative to getting up close with a fucking huge tornado or even a little one. Kids today eh have enough problem deciding which gender they are
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The best way to discover your gender is in a twister over Oklahoma.
Fact.
As it drops you 25 miles away onto a barn roof .
“I was confused about my gender but after a twister ripped me & Toto to Oz I now identify as non binary.”
-Dorothy Gayle.
Kansas
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He was all mouth wasnt he Miserable? The Wizard of Oz. What does Dorothy say? ‘I think you are a very bad man’. That told him.
I bet behind the personas of many on here there are a few Wizards of Ozzes.
Mind you he wanted to be good.
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He was a false idol Miles.
Trickery and suggestion,
He fooled the simple folk of Oz, but behind the curtain?
….just a little old bloke .
The people of Oz should of carried him out into the market Square for trial by 12 upstanding munchkins.
Then pelted to death with yellow bricks.
He was the villain of the story.
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You forgot her SHE/HER pro-nouns, gaawdaamit!
🌈
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Probably vegans.
No loss then.
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Humous tastes divine at elevation and at 200mph!!
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No doubt the goal was a video on YouTube or tik tok to garner millions of views and a payday. No different than any other death defying cunt who seeks fast money and fame. A posthumous Darwin award for them.
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Presumably they stick on some music like You Spin Me Right Round by Dead or Alive.
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