Marvin Rees (2) – Mayor of Bristol

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Marvin Rees is a sore loser.

The less woke people of Bristol have decided to abolish the post of Mayor ten years after it was established. The current incumbent, Marvin Rees is going to lose his well paid for a part time post in 2024. His replacement will be a committee of some sort and he is already complaining that it will not perform in an effective manner.

It has yet to dawn on Marvin that if he’d done a half decent job the post would not have been destined for the scrap heap. Instead the chap is citing the low turnout and all the other usual excuses ; the fact that it is democracy in action has not crossed his mind.
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Nominated by: Guzziguy

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56 thoughts on “Marvin Rees (2) – Mayor of Bristol”

  1. He is another typical Labourite – half caste like Clive Lewis so he thinks he is entitled to his job – just like the poofters such as Bryant, Streeting, Kyle and Bendover Bradshaw have the same belief, because they think they are “special”. They are not – they are just a few more benifactors of Labour’s “victim” worship. I wish we could get rid of the whacky Paki Suckdick in London. Another “victim” in the collective Labiour mind.

  2. Poor Marvin☹️
    Have to find another cushy job to do badly.

    I’m surprised Bristol had a mayor?
    Poor showing for a city of anarchists!!

    “No god’s, No Masters!!’
    And all that,

    Anyway, play the race card Marv,
    It’s your only hope.

    • He might be a useless mayor, but I’m sure he’ll shine at playing the race card.

    • He was banging on doors in Bristol on the day of the mayoral ballot, asking if we were going to vote. I’m afraid I didn’t know who he was, and told him quite abruptly that I had never been in favour of a mayor and was going down later to vote against. I see, thankyou, he said and buggered off down the road. A neighbour mentioned in the evening that Marvin had been down our road and the penny dropped. I thought they were not allowed to canvass in these circumstances, asking people how they will vote is sort of canvassing, isn’t it? If I had not had a face like a smacked arse when he called, being very busy with tedious household things, maybe he would have tried to talk me round?

  3. Dark key and Joe Daki mayors lording it over us.

    I’m sure this is exactly what our ancestors died in the trenches for.

    He’ll be replaced a committee? Sounds like Python’s ‘anarcho syndicalist commune’ to me, only darker and more wooftery, no doubt.

    • Indeed CB.

      The brave people of past generations would be no doubt appalled at what politicians have been allowed to do.

      Ruin a country in one life time.

      Remarkable.

  4. These mayoralties were part of Bliars devolution settlement. And what a disaster that has been – recreating dozens of mini and maxi loony left GLC’s, the one that Thatch Supreme Ruler of the Universe thankfully abolished. Well now they are back, from Scotland to London, from Wales to Manchester. They have done nothing except bring disunity, corruption, wokeism and bad governance to the UK.

    Thank god for the electors of Bristol. Hope we see their wisdom in other places.

  5. “Too much power at the whim of one individual.”
    Fuck me, they should come to Londonstabistan if they want to see that!
    And I’m not just talking about Suckdick. Let’s not forget his predecessors…..The Jellyfish and Ken “Gauleiter” Livingstone. What a trio of absolute fucking cunts!
    All this mayor bollocks was another one of Blair’s brilliant ideas wasn’t it?
    Nobody tops that bastard when it comes to cuntishness.

  7. Marvin’s starvin’ !
    Time for Burnham to Fuck Off too. The cunt.
    There’ll be no mayor’s in the future United Kingdom of Islam.
    Just mullah ‘ s.
    A Monkey Pox on them all.
    Good morning.

    • They should make a statue of Marvin.
      Then throw it in the harbour.

      • Morning Thomas 👍

        I’ve made my own by drawing a sad face(☹️) on a Easter egg.

        The Bristolese peoples front taking Marvin’s job,
        Would do well to make a statue of Johnny Morris,
        The best thing to come out of Bristol bar the M5 northbound.

      • Ps
        I googled famous cunts from Bristol, mostly woke types,
        And mathematics rainman Johnny Ball.
        But found the delightfully named Tuppence Middleton!
        😄👍

      • Alas, I live very near Bristol. Full of pretentious ponces and unfriendly birds. All with a yokel “ooo-arrr” west-cundry accent. Except for St. Paul’s which resembles downtown Mogadishu.

        (Beware of “ponces” Thomas. Wordfence doesn’t like ’em! – Day Admin)

      • Ho ho, ‘Tuppence’! She was in the excellent “Friday Night Dinner”.
        Maybe her parents wanted to have a daughter named ‘Fanny’ but thought it too archaic.

    • Don’t worry this “committee” that replaces him will soon have their snouts in the trough, doling out contracts to their mates and relatives, going on “exchange visits” to cities on the Iberian peninsula, racking up expenses and employing little tarts as their “administrative staff.” They are all as corrupt as each other. I wouldn’t trust any of them as far as I can piss.

      • Fuck, Marvin here will already be on that commitee and will have his expenses ready to submit by now.

  11. I remember a time when mayors spent their time opening school fetes and such like. Then along came Bliar with his city mayor bollocks, whereby they were given powers beyond their competence levels. Just look at Suckdick for evidence of that. And as we all know, absolute power corrupts absolutely, so why bestow so much decision making power in one politician? It doesn’t occur in any other facet of local government and decisions should be made by committee, not by the whims and prejudices of individuals.
    On a lighter note. I thought the people of Bristol had surrendered to the forces of wokedom, could this be signs of a fight back?

  12. For shame cunters, poor old (soon to be starving Marvin) Channel your inner cuntishness, raise one arm in the air. Rub your finger and thumb together and the result is the worlds smallest violin playing a sad song for the cunt Marvin.

  13. I wonder how many whitey’s will be on the committee ?
    If there are any, they’ll be from the alphabet section of the ‘ community ‘.
    Get To Fuck.

  14. I’ve been to Bristol many times and hopefully never will again.
    If I want to hear someone talk like Wurzel Gummidge in future I’ll go to Gloustershire.

    My favourite Marvin’s

    Marvelous Marvin Hagler
    Marvin the Martian
    Starvin Marvin
    Meatloaf (real name Marvin)
    Lee Marvin
    Hank Marvin
    But not Marvin Gaye.

  15. No doubt contributors on here have noticed that a lot of the content debated is a direct result of the Blair Creatures policies and actions…

    May a curse be upon him and all who sail around him…..☠️

  16. Reading between the lines, I think the Greens & Lib Demcunts, engineered this between themselves, as Labour would not “share” power with them.

    A green council next? Like Bristool’s twin woketown, Benefits-on-Sea, aka: Brighton.
    It has worked out so well there, hasn’t it…..
    🤣

  17. II feel sorry for Marvin.

    Marvin the Paranoid Android that is-in the Hitch Hikers Guide.

    He is ‘afflicted with severe depression and boredom, in part because he has a “brain the size of a planet”[1] which he is seldom, if ever, given the chance to use.

    ‘Instead, the crew request him merely to carry out mundane jobs such as “opening the door”.

    A terrible existence.

    As for Marvin Rees he can spend more time with his family.

  18. I doubt things will be better once Bristol implements its ‘committee’.

    Instead of one dodgy dark key politician, they’ll have four or five and a bunch of gays, trannies and tuppence lickers on the take.

    They’ll provide Bristolians with expensive woke projects, bills for the committee’s ‘expenses’ (definitely no holidays of course) and blaming all the world’s problems on straight white male honkies. Who probably fund the fucking cunts in the first place!

    What a fucking country. Give it 50 years and I’ll be almost certainly be brown bread and gone. Thank fuck, because the entire county will be the equivalent of an African or Peaceful shit hole by then, with the honky a hunted figure.

  19. Oh dear.
    How sad.
    Never mind.
    Slaphead wanker 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  20. Thank fuck I voted him out. Had enough of his bollocks. In the next two years whilst he gets ousted is going to be a nightmare because he is going to approve as much as he can to feather his nest. The gutless prick is a two faced liar. If you watch him on regional news says one thing and then national news says another. Total and utter cunt.

    Toodle pip Marvin make sure you take your posted gollywog out the office too that someone posted to you and moaned about, I thought it was a touching present.

  21. If every “politician” was booted for doing a shit job and wasting taxpayers money we would have no politicians.
    Hmm..
    Although on other amusing news – a certain North Yorkshire MP is not standing for re-Election after “a concerned member of the public” (no idea who it could have been 😀) revealed some embarrassing things about said MP’s conduct and behaviour, this fat drunken cunt faced a serious and sustained backlash on social media, his position is now untenable and he is toast at the next GE.
    First political blood to the Fox, and good payback for a dirty little bastard who has done everything he can to smear me and stop me standing against him.
    Got the “Labour” clown to annihilate next, momentum is finally building.

    • I saw an article on Al-Beebeera website, said he “wanted to spend more time on other interests”.
      Hmmm…
      We’ll done, and good luck, Vern!

      • HBH@ – Finding out he had thrown in the towel was one of the best days of my recent life – seven years hard work exposing this “Man” finally nailed him.
        Politics is a nasty business – I will fit in well..

  22. In reply to Moggie63 above, no I want the Blair cunt 6′ under ASAP. CuntyMort or one of the fellows on here can claim a deadpool win.
    I hope he’s buried so I can piss on his last resting place.

    • It might have been him to blame for any number of things but I simply don’t think of him. Whatever he did, not one person following has done anything to reverse, or even apologise, for one single aspect. Because they are all the fucking same. I would see them ALL 6′ under and the sooner the better. Except, what is the point? The replacements would be clones. All in it together? Yes, YOU certainly are. But WE are the poor cunts who have to pay for it all, pick up the pieces and try to survive the forthcoming obliteration of the U K.

  23. I saw an article on Al-Beebeera website, said he “wanted to spend more time on other interests”.
    Hmmm…
    We’ll done, and good luck, Vern!

    • Is that news speak for going to hide somewhere?
      I do hope his other interests include wood work, and not 14 year old schoolgirls.

  25. The way those four spoonfed daddy’s paying punchable cunts with the ridiculous names got let off for vandalising and toppling that statue shows that Bristol is a total cunthole that is full of cunts. The fact that their mayor is a complete cunt is no surprise whatsoever.

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