England Footballer Plays Away

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Shining example England footballer

Everything in this post is alleged and taken from the article attached. It could all be bollocks, but the mainstream media are starting to report on this:

It was just a matter of time in my opinion.

A story has come out about an unnamed current England international footballer having it away with a pre op tranny brass. It sounds like it had a nob, in other words.

I thought the players keep telling us all that gays and trannies are brave with all that rainbow laces shite? And that you should be proud to have the gayness?

Well, it seems this player (allegedly) wants it kept quiet. That’s ‘homophobic’ innit?

Surely it’s to be celebrated, if one of these knee bending cunts is taking it up the shitter off a tranny escort?

Maybe they can put a statue up of the cunt outside Wembley, with him bending over and taking an elbows deep fisting off his Buffalo Bill lover?

Wokegate’s wankers keep telling us to be accepting of this shite, so surely the player concerned should put his money where his mouth is?

Although his mouth may be around a tranny’s AIDS ridden bellend at the time (allegedly).

What a fucking story though. I wonder what Sir Alf Ramsey would’ve made of all this?

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82 thoughts on “England Footballer Plays Away”

  1. Any suggestions?
    My guess: one of the penalty missers, from the EURO’s.
    🤔

    • My suspicions? (allegedly and all that)

      Kyle Walker (done for having orgies with brasses during lockdown – allegedly)

      Dele Ali: Very promising young player. Rated at close to 100 mill
      Suddenly gone shite and can’t get a place in lowly Everton’s team while on loan. Managers worrying about his off field antics allegedly.

      If it’s Harry Kane, there’ll be a goz encrusted Widow Twanky out there somewhere.

    • Could be anybody really, the finger of suspicion is pointing in all directions, me thinks!! I have nothing against the Gayness cause as long as they don’t start ramming it down my throat.

      • Exactly. Who gives a shit in 2022. Justin Fashanu came out in the 1990s, got abuse from idiots, then killed himself, poor soul.

      • Pretty sure he killed himself after raping a young lad (allegedly).

  3. Now the only time I will voluntarily watch football is if there are buried mines on the pitch.
    And it wasn’t a pre-op tranny – It was Grangela Rayner! – “Tek yer mucky boots off yer thcum!”😀👍

  4. ‘She’ was probably better looking than most of the current crop of girlies in this country, every inch of their pale bodies tattooed , ten different hair colours and ironmongery all over the face.

  5. IAC should have made thus into a DeadPool-tuoe sweepstake.

    Which player has been having his bunghole filled by a trannîe Sphincter squirrel?

    I’ll take Jordan Pickford.

  6. It just shows the IQ of the average kickballer type – all the orange faced snatch in the world throwing themselves at them and they (allegedly) end up with a spot of chutney ferreting! (Someone did Sterling work there! 😀👍)
    No wonder they can’t find a fucking goal net.

    • I haven’t a clue who you could be referring to. But I’d like to know, did he pay the tranny in pounds Sterling?

      • FMC@ – I couldn’t possibly comment – I might make a, ahem, City annoyed with me! 😀

      • My money is also on a certain “mincing winger”, or should that be “whinges”, with a heavy tan and a prominent arse-like a prison punk-bitch🤔

  7. Well I’ve changed my views on wimminz footie after seeing Leigh Nicol’s (C Palace) videos following a hack on her phone .
    Of course she was interviewed by sly sports and says how she’s dealing with it.
    I’d deal with her given the chance. I was going to link the vids but easily found.
    What gets me about these ‘slebs’ is why have it filmed in the first place. Having said that, there are some good ones out there such as her from Corrie then gets a BBC show of her own.
    She made the mistake of trying to stop the tape online only to promote it even more.

    Just popping upstairs a minute.

  8. “No one knows if the player knew the woman was transgender, but he was desperate to keep her quiet once she threatened to expose him,” a source told The Sun.
    Now I know football players are notoriously thick, but seeing as this is a pre op tranny, were there not little giveaways seeing as he had a go more than once? Now if the rumours I’ve heard are correct, this particular player is very much in the top half of the virtue signalling league table, so all sorts of manoeuvrings will be in play.
    And what of our beloved media? Do they do their usual and class it as sordid? Or seeing as they keep telling us this sort of perverse behaviour is to be celebrated, do they do the ‘brave’ confession bullshit used to such good effect for Schofield?
    I’m sure if one thing. It’s gonna be fun finding out.

  9. Back of the Net!

    If he went on a website to pick an escort then he must have known it was a tranny and if it was with or without tackle. 😂

    ‘Hello, can I book Delores, does her tackle still work’

    • Wayne Rooney comes to mind-

      ‘What type do you prefer Sir,’

      ‘Er…the older end…have you a granny tranny?’

  10. I wonder if he took the knee(s)

    Of course he’ll pay the penalty or get pulled off at half time.

  11. It will be Sterling.

    He is set to wheel out his black meals for heels foundation later this year.

    • Sterling ought to go the whole hog. He’s got an M16 assault rifle tattooed on one leg, the silly fellow, so balance it out on the other with a tattoo of RuPaul with his tassel out.

      • I heard that at the end of the season, he takes his holidays in Vegas. And hires very expensive gangster type cars blaring out dark key gangster ‘music’, hires bodyguards, wears loads of bling and cruises around on his own with his bodyguards playing the big ‘I am’ lol.

        Allegedly.

      • Sterling also has a giant tattoo of Danny La Rue on both his arse cheeks.

        Trust me, it will be him.

        He’s got that femininity about him.

        Black, pûff, and kids meals campaigner. What have the media not got to like?

  12. In other words he had it off with a man in a dress. Sticking it up the arse or a post op hole both smell of shit.

  13. They’re saying there should be a tranny competition In swimming. Exclusive to trannies.

    No non trannies.

    I bet though they’re so entitled they’ll want to train by themseves…

    ‘STRUCTLY NO ADMITTANCE
    TRANNIES TRAINING’

  14. Yes, and how could the player not know it was a pre op tranny?

    He allegedly invited the brass around on more than one occasion.

    Maybe I’m just a cynical cunt, but I doubt he’d invited ‘Emily I’m a lady’ around for a game of Monopoly. He would’ve seen the last turkey in the shop within minutes. At that point he must’ve known.

    I know footballers are fucking thick, but fuck me…

      • Afternoon Thomas.

        Indeed, but I wouldn’t be that surprised if it took them a while to realise, even after the tackle was on display.

        Their thickness knows no bounds.

      • Winston Churchill was most probably gay, or at least maybe a narcissistic non-sexual. He wore pink silk underwear, he loved silk. In the military he was accused to “acts of gross immorality of the Oscar Wilde type.” Unable to prove it, his father was sued, and made to pay £500. That’s from the book on Churchill’s mother, Jennie:
        The Life of the American Beauty Who Became the Toast and Scandal of Two Continents by Ralph G. Martin (2007).

        His wife, Clementine, was a beard. One of his closest friends, Brendan Bracken, was homosexual. And he greatly admired King Edward VII, who was clearly gay, too, but the King admired Hitler and this enraged Churchill. Churchill supposedly went to bed with gay songwriter, Ivor Novello, which he described as, “musical.” In 1954, he authorised a commission to ‘study’ the matter. They issued a report suggesting ‘sodomy’ be decriminalised.

        So there you, Britain’s greatest person was a… something or other, but not a top shagger of women. A gay/bi/whatever footballer is small potatoes in 2022.

    • As Mr Fiddler will happily confirm (in a Northumberlandish accent), “it might be gay, lad, but it ain’t as gay as rugby.”
      Cunts they may be, but at least football players don’t openly sexually molest each other on the pitch, unlike rugby players.

      • Indeed. After a tackle or pile on, it seems to take far too long for them to get off each other. Looks suspiciously like hugging to me.

        Absolutely reeks of the gayness.

      • If they tested all professional rugby players for the AIDS, I suspect the results would be akin to those who attended every ‘party’ jointly hosted by Kenny Everett and Freddie Mercury.

      • They hug like a big bunch of fairies for the slightest reason and end up in a bath or a shower together. Football. Is. For. Kwars.

      • I love football. Loved playing it as a kid, love watching it, love researching the history. Lots of great self-actualised men over the years: Di Stefano, Matthews, Puskas, John Charles of Wales, Garrincha, Pele, Euesbio, Shankley, Moore, Best, Brian Clough, Cruyff, Beckenbauer, Rivellino, Souness, Dalglish, Maradona, Maldini, the list is long.

        A lot of cunts these days, but football is a great blue pill, you can’t red pill on the evils and lies of this world every day, you need a bit of bread a circuses to alleviate the doom and gloom. Keeps kids fit, too. My nephew, aged 7 was playing today, had a great time with his mates. Now he’s off to pull Lola down in a club in Notting Hill.

        It’s like everything else in life, it CAN be shit, depends on your frame of mind, what the stakes are, how drunk you are. Scotland v Ukraine will be epic next Wednesday night, then the winner plays Wales at Cardiff the following Sunday at 5pm. Then Word Cup in Camel Land in November to be in a group with USA, Iran and England. Fuck me.

        Top 100 Goals of All-Time, 22 minutes:
        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g94QgTwpXQk&t=10s&ab_channel=Notelicioux

      • Evening LC.

        Football history is rich indeed, littered with legendary names, great characters and great stories.
        All aspects of the game have become gradually more gentrified over the years but some of the drama still very much remains.
        (Today’s Premier League final day for example)

        I just have to make sure to always avoid the pre-match impersonal of Derek Chauvin by the players though.

      • I can never work out this blue pill/red pill business. One of them seems to turn people into loonies.

      • Evening GJ.

        There’s a black pill and a white pill as well apparently.

        Not sure what they do.

  16. Well I doubt it’s any of the Manchester United back four – they couldn’t rustle up the energy and would spend the first 90 minutes fumbling about and being laughed at.
    Again.

  17. These footballers go in for the wokie virtue signalling because their agents tell them to, it’s the best way to maximise their earning potential. No doubt when their playing days are over they hope to get them some Linekuntesque media deal and continue to leech off them.
    You can bet his team mates think he’s a sick fucking weirdo just like we do. Yeah, my money’s on the mouthy cunt with the AK47 tattoo or the useless cunt on loan at Everton.

  19. I’m pretty sure the allegations are about a current England international.

    If not, it could be Bobby fucking Charlton.

  20. I sincerely hope that The AIDS has not infected the footballing deviant.

    Yes.

  21. That woke wanker Southgate was in Sheffield yesterday. Wish id gone so I could tell him what a cunt he is. His pandering to the blicks cost us the Euro Final last year. Instead of picking the best for the job he picks all the dark keys to take the pens. Glad Grealish told him he was a woke prick. By the way my bet is on Luke Shaw, allegedly.

  23. Whoever it is, if he thinks he can keep the lid on this he is away with the fairies. Regulars may be aware that my interest in and knowledge of sport is about equivalent to my understanding of the state of the universe before the big bang. However I am reminded of a footballer named Giggs who secured an injunction from the silly people in the horse-hair-wigs in order to keep his sexual pecadilloes secret. When I heard this I started searching the internet. It took me a good two minutes to discover not only his name and that of his bit on the side but even that of his corrupt contact in the CPS.

  25. We all love The Who, yeah? All love Keith Moon, yeah? Keith went out with a transsexual, as they were called then, back in the 70s, maaaan…

    http://adrinkershistoryoflondon.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/02/IMG_2834.jpg

    He was obviously in full control of himself at the time.

    Eddie Murphy was sucking strange trans dick in the 90s, maybe he still is. This is a man who did copious amounts of “fággót” gags in his stand up in the 80s.

    Point is, there are many, many transgender folk in the world. And men are shagging them. They trans aren’t all shagging each other. Take a walk on the wild side…

    • LC@ – There are no “transgender” people in the world – just Men, Women and the fucking mental.
      It is a medical, scientific and biological impossibility to change a persons sex.

      • Many, many men are shagging them, whatever category they fall into. 100% straight doesn’t really exist. Men love to fuck, so do women. Even the monks and nuns.

      • Have you or are you shagging one?
        Are you one, yourself?
        Genuine question🤔

  26. I wonder if it is that footballer who has recently joined Starmer’s Charmers?. I can’t see the point of millionaires joining Labour, unless they want to join Chris Bryant in the showers.

  27. The crying game, with Stephen Rae, saw in the cinema when released.
    i thought she was a fine horny bird just like Stephen did
    I was shocked i tell you, shocked to find jingle bells all the way beneath the sheets.
    oh what fun it is to ride on a one arse bandits sleigh

      • i was only in the cinema watching Mis
        I wasn’t starring in the film
        A roll I would have found challenging even if i were a ducky
        Im gonna make you even sicker now cause i thought Boy George was weirdly horny when he first appeared on TOTPs
        Fuck me pink, good job i didn’t reveal my hornyness about it to the other school kids at the time , it only took two weeks later to find out he was a male pikey dressed up.
        There was no insta info in those days gone by

      • Didn’t mean you watching the Crying game with a hard on mecuntry!
        More that weird shite le cunt was spouting.

  28. I will keep my ear to the ground in Manchester about this…
    I do so hope that it is a Gorton Globetrotter. That would cheer me up no end.

  29. One thing is certain, it is not Marcus Rashford..

    That useless cunt couldn’t score in Hamburg with ten grand up his arse, trannie or no trannie.

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